Actually I just want to act
Chapter 1055
Chapter 1055
The following plots are almost all driven by training and competition.
The funny passages interspersed in it are all embellishments, serving the main line.
This is where sports movies are difficult to shoot. Most of the time, there are not many lines, and they are all actions.How to use action to be funny?
It is estimated that only Chaplin knew best in his previous life.
To be honest, the action comedy segment of "Shaolin Soccer" is still a little bit interesting, of course, it is already very funny.At least judging from the feedback on the scene, the ups and downs of the plot mobilized everyone's desire to continue watching.Not many viewers got up to go to the bathroom.
In the last clip, Fang Jiming changed the plot, because the opponent could not have become so advanced in technology, it could only be kung fu plus high technology (stimulants), so Fang Jiming chose the opponent of the Shaolin school—the Demon Sect .With the addition of stimulants, the disciples of the Devil's Cult are simply inhuman, so the plot makes more sense.
Otherwise, some players may not be so good after taking stimulants?
For example, in the Goose Country World Cup, the Goose Country team is like a drug addict. They really won a lot of games, but they didn't say they were crushed all the way.After all, football requires skills, so the disciples of the Devil's Cult made the plot more reasonable.
The decisive battle has two 10-minute dramas. From preparation to award presentation, this is a process of ups and downs, which made everyone very nervous.
As for the soundtrack, this time Fang Jiming let Cai Yuze and Sun Shiwei play freely. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be very good, because it combined the most classic martial arts soundtrack from the previous life, and the final battle was particularly exciting.
The scene of Fang Jiming's bloody struggle, as well as the tragic scene of the goalkeeper and defender being injured, were vividly rendered by the soundtrack.
Even some emotional female viewers cried.
Of course, before the start of the competition, the third senior brother also made a phone call to someone else, and Fang Jiming also made a spoof.
"Hey, Jane, I am a frog. In fact, for 20 years... I have always wanted to say something to you, I love you!"
"I'm Ah Qiang."
"Oh, please tell your wife this sentence."
……
Just such a nonsensical phone call temporarily dragged the audience out of their grief and indignation.It's not that the emotions are incoherent, but it indicates that things are still turning around.
The original version does not have this paragraph, but it is in the tidbits.Fang Jiming knew that sometimes nonsensical funny is better than serious sensational.
I don't know if Zhou Xingchi wanted to win the award too much at the beginning, so he thought about being more serious.Therefore, there are many places in "Shaolin Soccer" that can be funny, but it has to become a narrative style.After Fang Jiming replayed it several times, he came to a conclusion—it was still the funny movies of Stephen Chow.
Is it because Zhou Xingchi has no funny skills?
Of course not, Stephen Chow wants to win an award, he wants to win a best actor.
After Leung Chiu Wai won Best Actor several times, Stephen Chow also wanted to win one.He knew that Xiangjiang's judges were pissed, and if they were nonsensical, no matter how hard Zhou Xingchi himself worked, the judges would not want to see him.For example, "Ji Gong", because Stephen Chow added the happy ending at the end, the sublimation of the theme was not so thorough, so the judges of Xiangjiang didn't like it at all-it was a nonsensical comedy.
This hurt Zhou Xingchi's heart very much.
In terms of acting skills, Stephen Chow's acting skills are definitely out of mind, but unfortunately many people can't see it, and only remember his funny.
But Fang Jiming doesn't need to win an award, of course it's because of how funny it is.
As for the coherence and incoherence of the audience's emotions, it is not within the scope of Fang Jiming's consideration. As long as the movie is funny and the audience likes it, that's fine.
Afterwards, the third senior brother was completely knocked down. Fang Jiming, who was fighting bloody, was about to score a goal, but was bounced off by the opponent's goalkeeper with an iron pillar.
This is another turning point, because it shows that the protagonist knows how to use his brain, use the rotation of the ball to change the course, deceive the opponent's goalkeeper's judgment, and achieve the goal of scoring.
But unfortunately, there was no goal-line technology at that time, because the ball did not go in completely, and the referee turned a blind eye.Not only that, but the opposing devil team also kicked and injured Fang Jiming's leg.
In the final blow, the third senior brother couldn't hold on and fell down.
At this time, the heroine's younger brother appeared.
In the original version, this is the heroine's appearance.However, due to the limitations of the competition rules, men's football is men's football, and women will be disqualified for participating, and goals are not counted.Stephen Chow's movie is just such a slightly loose place.Therefore, Fang Jiming used the plot of the twin brothers to achieve a reasonable plot.
The Tai Chi magic handed down in the family successfully defended the dragon gate, and through a spin, the brother-in-law passed the ball to Fang Jiming.
Knowing Fang Jiming, he flew up into the air with all his strength, and then spun, making the football roar like a raptor crossing the river, heading towards the opponent's dragon's gate with overwhelming momentum.The Devils wanted to block it, but unfortunately they didn't have any ability to fight back due to the ball's spin bonus + special effect bonus.
Thus, the Shaolin team won.
Because Qiangxiong was too excited, he fell down the stairs and became paralyzed.
The bad guys were punished and the good guys won.
A typical Zhou style movie happy ending, and then everyone learns Shaolin Kung Fu.
The main line of a movie is very simple, but because the special effects are so brilliant, the audience is taken aback for a while.Coupled with the interspersed funny clips, as always, people still have more to say.
"Wow, it's so beautiful!"
"Why does it feel so short? It's a decisive battle after only a few games."
"It's still short, this movie is almost two hours long, 1 hour and 45 minutes!"
"Why do I think it's still short? I hope it will be 15 minutes longer, to two hours."
"It's probably because the budget is not enough. You don't know that special effects cost money to do. You see the special effects in movies, including cracked walls, falling cement chips, and various difficult moves, aren't they all Special effects?"
"Hahaha, I remember the time when Fang Jiming was kicked in the field. He actually turned into a soldier and used tactical moves to cross the line of fire. Is this an advertisement for crossing the line of fire? There is also a radio call that is amazing. What a joke!"
……
The movie is over, and the audience is still unsatisfied.
Not only the audience, but also the actors who saw this movie for the first time were a little surprised: "I made this?!"
Therefore, the rating of Pianping.com came out immediately.
8.2 points!
I have to say that some viewers are still very face-saving, giving such a high score and giving it five stars.
Of course, there are also some viewers who don't like it, and some sailors, who directly gave one star.Their reason is that Fang Jiming's movies are getting worse and worse, without any connotation at all, and they even scold the national football team.
Well, what can you say when you meet the navy?
I don't know how powerful the navy's business is at this time, and the fifty-cent party is everywhere!I can't afford it, I can't afford it...
(End of this chapter)
The following plots are almost all driven by training and competition.
The funny passages interspersed in it are all embellishments, serving the main line.
This is where sports movies are difficult to shoot. Most of the time, there are not many lines, and they are all actions.How to use action to be funny?
It is estimated that only Chaplin knew best in his previous life.
To be honest, the action comedy segment of "Shaolin Soccer" is still a little bit interesting, of course, it is already very funny.At least judging from the feedback on the scene, the ups and downs of the plot mobilized everyone's desire to continue watching.Not many viewers got up to go to the bathroom.
In the last clip, Fang Jiming changed the plot, because the opponent could not have become so advanced in technology, it could only be kung fu plus high technology (stimulants), so Fang Jiming chose the opponent of the Shaolin school—the Demon Sect .With the addition of stimulants, the disciples of the Devil's Cult are simply inhuman, so the plot makes more sense.
Otherwise, some players may not be so good after taking stimulants?
For example, in the Goose Country World Cup, the Goose Country team is like a drug addict. They really won a lot of games, but they didn't say they were crushed all the way.After all, football requires skills, so the disciples of the Devil's Cult made the plot more reasonable.
The decisive battle has two 10-minute dramas. From preparation to award presentation, this is a process of ups and downs, which made everyone very nervous.
As for the soundtrack, this time Fang Jiming let Cai Yuze and Sun Shiwei play freely. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be very good, because it combined the most classic martial arts soundtrack from the previous life, and the final battle was particularly exciting.
The scene of Fang Jiming's bloody struggle, as well as the tragic scene of the goalkeeper and defender being injured, were vividly rendered by the soundtrack.
Even some emotional female viewers cried.
Of course, before the start of the competition, the third senior brother also made a phone call to someone else, and Fang Jiming also made a spoof.
"Hey, Jane, I am a frog. In fact, for 20 years... I have always wanted to say something to you, I love you!"
"I'm Ah Qiang."
"Oh, please tell your wife this sentence."
……
Just such a nonsensical phone call temporarily dragged the audience out of their grief and indignation.It's not that the emotions are incoherent, but it indicates that things are still turning around.
The original version does not have this paragraph, but it is in the tidbits.Fang Jiming knew that sometimes nonsensical funny is better than serious sensational.
I don't know if Zhou Xingchi wanted to win the award too much at the beginning, so he thought about being more serious.Therefore, there are many places in "Shaolin Soccer" that can be funny, but it has to become a narrative style.After Fang Jiming replayed it several times, he came to a conclusion—it was still the funny movies of Stephen Chow.
Is it because Zhou Xingchi has no funny skills?
Of course not, Stephen Chow wants to win an award, he wants to win a best actor.
After Leung Chiu Wai won Best Actor several times, Stephen Chow also wanted to win one.He knew that Xiangjiang's judges were pissed, and if they were nonsensical, no matter how hard Zhou Xingchi himself worked, the judges would not want to see him.For example, "Ji Gong", because Stephen Chow added the happy ending at the end, the sublimation of the theme was not so thorough, so the judges of Xiangjiang didn't like it at all-it was a nonsensical comedy.
This hurt Zhou Xingchi's heart very much.
In terms of acting skills, Stephen Chow's acting skills are definitely out of mind, but unfortunately many people can't see it, and only remember his funny.
But Fang Jiming doesn't need to win an award, of course it's because of how funny it is.
As for the coherence and incoherence of the audience's emotions, it is not within the scope of Fang Jiming's consideration. As long as the movie is funny and the audience likes it, that's fine.
Afterwards, the third senior brother was completely knocked down. Fang Jiming, who was fighting bloody, was about to score a goal, but was bounced off by the opponent's goalkeeper with an iron pillar.
This is another turning point, because it shows that the protagonist knows how to use his brain, use the rotation of the ball to change the course, deceive the opponent's goalkeeper's judgment, and achieve the goal of scoring.
But unfortunately, there was no goal-line technology at that time, because the ball did not go in completely, and the referee turned a blind eye.Not only that, but the opposing devil team also kicked and injured Fang Jiming's leg.
In the final blow, the third senior brother couldn't hold on and fell down.
At this time, the heroine's younger brother appeared.
In the original version, this is the heroine's appearance.However, due to the limitations of the competition rules, men's football is men's football, and women will be disqualified for participating, and goals are not counted.Stephen Chow's movie is just such a slightly loose place.Therefore, Fang Jiming used the plot of the twin brothers to achieve a reasonable plot.
The Tai Chi magic handed down in the family successfully defended the dragon gate, and through a spin, the brother-in-law passed the ball to Fang Jiming.
Knowing Fang Jiming, he flew up into the air with all his strength, and then spun, making the football roar like a raptor crossing the river, heading towards the opponent's dragon's gate with overwhelming momentum.The Devils wanted to block it, but unfortunately they didn't have any ability to fight back due to the ball's spin bonus + special effect bonus.
Thus, the Shaolin team won.
Because Qiangxiong was too excited, he fell down the stairs and became paralyzed.
The bad guys were punished and the good guys won.
A typical Zhou style movie happy ending, and then everyone learns Shaolin Kung Fu.
The main line of a movie is very simple, but because the special effects are so brilliant, the audience is taken aback for a while.Coupled with the interspersed funny clips, as always, people still have more to say.
"Wow, it's so beautiful!"
"Why does it feel so short? It's a decisive battle after only a few games."
"It's still short, this movie is almost two hours long, 1 hour and 45 minutes!"
"Why do I think it's still short? I hope it will be 15 minutes longer, to two hours."
"It's probably because the budget is not enough. You don't know that special effects cost money to do. You see the special effects in movies, including cracked walls, falling cement chips, and various difficult moves, aren't they all Special effects?"
"Hahaha, I remember the time when Fang Jiming was kicked in the field. He actually turned into a soldier and used tactical moves to cross the line of fire. Is this an advertisement for crossing the line of fire? There is also a radio call that is amazing. What a joke!"
……
The movie is over, and the audience is still unsatisfied.
Not only the audience, but also the actors who saw this movie for the first time were a little surprised: "I made this?!"
Therefore, the rating of Pianping.com came out immediately.
8.2 points!
I have to say that some viewers are still very face-saving, giving such a high score and giving it five stars.
Of course, there are also some viewers who don't like it, and some sailors, who directly gave one star.Their reason is that Fang Jiming's movies are getting worse and worse, without any connotation at all, and they even scold the national football team.
Well, what can you say when you meet the navy?
I don't know how powerful the navy's business is at this time, and the fifty-cent party is everywhere!I can't afford it, I can't afford it...
(End of this chapter)
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