Xuantian 1: Ancient Xuandongtian
Chapter 195 Joke and Conscience
Thirty years.
Huanshui Manor, Lake Pavilion.
Watching the fireworks exploding over the Great Yan Imperial City, Mu Hanchan hugged Lin Mengge and enjoyed the intimate world between the two of them.
The villa is a little cold, but it does not affect the tender love between the two.
"Why didn't you tell me when you came back?" Mu Hanchan asked.
Lin Mengge said: "Because I received a letter saying you missed me, so I lied to Master and said I was going home to visit my parents."
"agreed?"
"Yes. You are not allowed to go down the mountain casually before the ninth floor of Ningyuan. But when you reach the ninth floor, you can do it as long as there is a valid reason."
"Ok."
"Are you afraid that I'll bump into you and other women?"
"No, it was just an accident two days ago."
"Is it an accident? I don't believe it. I guess you must be interested in that woman too."
"No."
"I don't believe it. She even asked her to come to the manor. Oh, she is in the Lingyuan realm. I am only at the ninth level of Ningyuan. I am not worthy of an eleventh-level practitioner like you." Lin Mengge deliberately distorted it.
"What are you talking about? What does this have to do with cultivation? It would be even more inappropriate not to let her come to the manor."
Mu Hanchan explained immediately.
"Okay, I believe you for now. Don't let me see other women in this manor again."
"Okay, I won't do this again."
Mu Hanchan replied.
"Do you know why I came back?"
"Didn't you say it's because I miss you?"
"Yes, but how do I know whether you miss me as a person or as a person?" Lin Mengge rolled his eyes and asked.
Mu Hanchan said: "Of course we are human beings. We are immortal cultivators and we cannot be too obsessed with sex. Also, I actually don't have that big of a desire."
"That's not right. I think all the male cultivators in our sect are just like perverts. When they see the beautiful female cultivators, their eyes light up and they almost drool!" Lin Mengge said doubtfully.
"That's them, not me."
Then he said: "If you can't even pass the level of lust, how can you talk about the great way? How can you advance in cultivation?"
"Didn't you pass it too?"
"That means we are in love and we are of the same mind, but not entirely. What I mean is that lust seriously affects one's cultivation life, and that kind of thing." Mu Hanchan explained.
"Then do you have feelings for me?"
"Yes, it's more love."
"I'm talking about desire!"
"Also."
But Lin Mengge was not satisfied with Mu Hanchan's answer. It seemed that Mu Hanchan had to be like a wolfdog, hot-tempered, unbearably hungry and thirsty for her, and unable to stop, before she felt satisfied.
So he said: "Do you like me?"
"I like it, but I don't pay attention to your body."
"I do not believe!"
"Then how do you believe it?"
"I stripped naked in front of you, and if you didn't react, I would believe that you didn't like my body." Lin Mengge said cunningly.
Mu Hanchan frowned and said: "How is that possible? Stop making trouble, I'm not a saint. Even if it's said that you can sit in your arms without getting messy, it doesn't mean that you can take off your clothes and sit in your arms without getting messy! You're just trying to get into trouble, please let me go.
And what I'm talking about is not paying attention to it, but I'm not talking about denying the attractiveness of your body. "
Lin Mengge still looked unhappy, as if Mu Hanchan answered wrongly.
"Then let me take off my clothes and try?"
Mu Hanchan said: "Let's forget it."
"No, people"
"what?"
"I want it!"
"Forehead"
Mu Hanchan grinned, not knowing how to answer.
Lin Mengge said unhappily: "I originally wanted to satisfy you, but I was afraid you would hold it back. Who knew you were so uninterested? It's so boring, and it shocked me so much."
"No, I just didn't expect it."
Mu Hanchan explained that Lin Mengge's core purpose was indeed beyond his conventional judgment.
"Do you want to do it tonight?"
"what ever."
Lin Mengge looked unhappy and said indifferently.
"Well, then I'm going to buy fish paste?"
"Are they available at this late hour?"
"It should be so. The imperial city is brightly lit all night long."
"Why don't you go?"
"what?"
"That's right, no need. Well, okay."
"That won't work. It didn't work last time. What if it does?"
"Okay, hurry up"
Lin Mengge said.
So, Mu Hanchan went to a pharmacy in the outer city of the Imperial City alone. “What do you want, guest?”
"Fish bubble."
"Do you want to spend the New Year's Eve in a happy mood?"
The pharmacy owner joked that there were shelves of medicinal materials behind him.
"This"
"Okay, okay. What specifications do you want? I'll get it from the back."
"Just the January ones. The smell is too strong if they are too new, and the old ones are not elastic." Mu Hanchan said.
"OK."
Unexpectedly, just as the drugstore owner left, the assistant clerk next to him suddenly said: "Sir, don't you want anything else besides this?"
"Nothing else is needed."
"I can recommend you some enhanced ones... that strengthen your abilities."
Mu Hanchan frowned and said, "No need."
"Hey, if you ask me, you might as well buy some aphrodisiacs. What's the point of just buying this? It's so uncomfortable."
“Isn’t it risky not to buy it?”
"Hey! What should I do if I get an unexpected pregnancy? Abort the baby and get on with it!" the clerk laughed.
"???"
Mu Hanchan looked surprised and asked in disbelief: "What?"
"Forehead"
Seeing Mu Hanchan's face, the clerk seemed to realize something and felt embarrassed.
"Isn't that murder?" Mu Hanchan asked as his expression softened.
The clerk quickly explained: "That's not called murder. Can an unborn child be called a human being?"
"An unborn child is not a human being?"
"It shouldn't count. Anyway, I think abortion is not considered murder."
“Abortion is not murder?”
Mu Hanchan's calm expression turned sour again.
"Forehead"
The clerk looked embarrassed and didn't know how to smooth things over.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
At this time, the store owner came out with something, happened to see this scene, and felt the unpleasant atmosphere.
He immediately put on a smile and said, "Sir, what you want is of the best quality."
After Mu Hanchan left, he immediately scolded: "What are you doing?"
"I, I was just joking. I just laughed it off, but I didn't expect him to be so serious." The clerk explained.
The shop owner said with a serious face: "You are joking, are people laughing?"
"No."
"Then why don't you withdraw immediately? Why do you keep talking and trying to explain?"
"I thought he was like the people who bought these in the past, maybe it was an affair, or a one-night affair, so I said something mean. I thought he would praise me for being able to joke," the clerk said.
"You need to practice more on your ability to read people's eyes. People who have an affair are cautious, and their eyes are evasive when they come to buy things. People who have a night or an affair are excited, and their eyes are excited and impatient. But this person, the first If you are very calm after just one visit, it means that it is probably a legitimate and stable relationship. If you say this to others, they will definitely feel offended," the store owner said.
"How do you know it's his first time here?"
"I can remember every customer who came in the past five years. His age cannot be the customer five years ago, so I am sure it is his first time to come to the store." The store owner said with certainty.
"Why do you remember this?" The clerk was puzzled.
The shop owner said: "In a small shop like ours, remembering the customers will give you extra points. For example, if a customer hasn't been here for a long time, if you say, 'I haven't seen you for a long time,' he will feel that he is cared about. Maybe I will be more inclined to buy from you next time.
But if you forget, it won't have this effect. "
"I understand, shopkeeper," the clerk said.
"Next time you polish your eyes, don't talk nonsense or make random jokes." The store owner warned again.
Mu Hanchan returned to the manor, but lost interest.
"what happened?"
Lin Mengge asked after seeing this.
"It's nothing."
"What happened?" Lin Mengge pestered Mu Hanchan and asked.
Mu Hanchan told him what happened when he bought Yupao.
"Why is this person like this? He's so annoying. Don't buy from them next time."
“I don’t know when the next time will be.”
"Ok?"
Mu Hanchan threw the package to Lin Mengge.
When Lin Mengge saw it, he immediately blushed and said, "What are you doing? You want to stay up all night after buying so much?"
"No, I just find it too troublesome and don't want to run any further."
"Okay then, come into the house quickly. I've prepared the water and laid out the flower petals. You will definitely feel the fragrance is beneficial, hehe. I'm exhausted."
Lin Mengge grabbed Mu Hanchan's arm and said gently.
"Uh-huh."
Feeling Lin Mengge's tenderness, the unpleasantness just now disappeared.
Amidst the anxiety and anticipation as if for the first time, the two entered the house together.
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