Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 425

"Auntie, are you lost?"

Middle-aged Young and Dangerous boy Ah Ren asked.

Sister Ling took off her sunglasses, looked at the people with an inscrutable smile, and said in a high-spirited style: "There is no way in the world. If there are too many people walking, it will become a way. Since there is no way at all, how can you get lost?" What do you say?"

"This is part of my resume."

The self-made photo album hangs down page by page, and there are a few photos of Sister Ling and others.

……

"Paul Walker……"

"Jobs..."

"Michael Jackson……"

"Wow! Marilyn Monroe..."

"Bruce Lee..."

Every photo is a celebrity, and on the top is a paper certificate in the style of a certificate, which reads [National Chief Exorcist, Subduing Demons and Eliminating Demons, Raising Ghosts and Catching Traitors, Certificate], and in the lower right corner there is It has the seal of a certain hospital in Huaguo.

"The Celestial Master still cares about catching traitors!" Qiao Shan exclaimed.

Everyone looked at each other, but they didn't know what was going on.

Li Juhua wondered: "But these people are all dead..."

"That's why I can show my professionalism! It doesn't matter if they die! I can go down and take a photo with them, do you want to take a photo with them? 500 yuan a piece! I can invite them up to take a photo with you!"

"So expensive?!" Jin San exclaimed.

Sister Ling took it for granted: "Sure! These ghosts are all international superstars! They are very famous after they died in the underworld! 500 yuan is cheap! Last time a director wanted to take a photo with Marilyn Monroe, It took a full 2 yuan to invite him up!"

"Ah! I know this! That director also told me a bedtime story!" A Ping interjected.

Sister Ling spread her hands: "Look! I didn't lie to you!"

"Five hundred ones, which one will come first?"

Strike while the iron is hot, while saying this, Sister Ling has already taken out an old camera from the electric tricycle, looked at everyone and said: "This is a camera with a light on! Which international superstar do you want to take a photo with, I will invite them Come up. What, you don’t have enough money. It’s okay, then invite someone to come up, and everyone can take a group photo together!”

"But 500 yuan can't be less! You can discuss it, which celebrity should you invite?"

"...Marilyn Monroe!" Jin San rushed to answer.

A Ping retorted: "Of course it's Michael Jackson!"

"I think so..."

……

"stop!!!"

It's still young and Dangerous who have seen the market and can stand up and preside over the overall situation at critical moments.

Seeing that everyone was in a mess, Ah Ren stood up and stopped everyone.

Qiao Shan smiled slightly, and backed away again.

Everyone gradually quieted down, and everyone looked at Jin.

"...Can I only take a photo with these people? Can I take a photo with Aoi Sora?!" Ren asked.

Qiao Shan: "???"

Jin San said contemptuously, "Are you stupid!"

Qiao Shan looked at Jin San, and Jin San said seriously: "*** is just retiring, and he is not dead! Why take a photo with us!"

"That's right!" Li Juhua echoed.

When others thought about it, it seemed that this was the case, and everyone soon fell into an argument with which star.

Qiao Shan: "..."

……

"Stop!!!" Qiao Shan shouted this time.

He looked at the crowd, sighed, and asked helplessly, "Didn't you invite people to come over to catch traitors... Bah! Ghost catchers?!"

"what?"

"It seems so..."

"Almost forgot!"

"Yes! Ghost hunting! Let's get down to business first!"

Everyone's thinking was led back to the right track by Qiao Shan. Sister Ling saw that she had lost a sum of income. Although she felt a little regretful, she still put the camera back: "Since it's just hunting ghosts, let's catch ghosts! But the rules of the world, you know... ..."

Rubbing his thumb and index finger, he made a gesture of counting money.

Sister Ling's eyes flicked over several people.

I also looked at the dilapidated buildings behind a few people, and mentally estimated that there are at least one hundred and eighty households. According to one hundred, that is a small 1 yuan.

This can be regarded as a big business, and it is not in vain for her to come all the way here.

……

Hearing the rules of the world, A Ping walked out from Qiao Shan with a knowing face, took out a red envelope and handed it over.

"Four hundred?"

Sister Ling was dumbfounded, and looked at everyone in astonishment: "Didn't you say that a family of one hundred?"

Jin San laughed and said, "You may not understand well, but there are only four households left in our building!"

"Ah?" Sister Ling's eyes widened: "It's 400 kilometers! Only [-] yuan for me! I'm not here to do cleaning!"

"Not four hundred!" Qiao Shan said suddenly.

He came out, took out a thick wad of cash from his pocket, and came to Sister Ling.

When Sister Ling saw the wad of money, a smile gradually appeared on her face.

"You guys are so joking... um, what do you mean?"

"I'm one too!"

Qiao Shan took out a brand new hundred-yuan bill from a wad of money, stuffed the remaining money back into his pocket, and smiled honestly at Sister Ling: "Although I don't live here, but since I happened to come across it, let's let it go." I'll do my best too."

"Brother Zhu..." A Ping was moved.

The others were also extremely pleased, and immediately accepted Qiao Shan completely as their own.

Sister Ling: "..."

Looking at the cash in his hand with tears in his eyes.

yes!Now it's not four hundred, it's five hundred...

……

"Thirty kilometers! Can you give me a little more!" Sister Ling said unwillingly.

"I used to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts for those big businessmen and directors. They all started with 1 yuan. 500 yuan is really too little!"

Everyone looked at each other.

Doctor Wang Jianbao stepped forward: "Since Master thinks we have too little money, then..."

"You're still the most reasonable!" Sister Ling patted Wang Health Care on the shoulder in relief.

"...then we won't do it!"

Wang Baojian stretched out his hand to hold the 500 yuan in Sister Ling's hand, made a gesture of invitation and said:

"Master, please go back!"

Qiao Shan also patted his head, seeming to think of something, and said: "I know an old Taoist priest in the old town, he seems to be able to catch ghosts, or I can invite him over tomorrow, he is cheap, as long as one time 300 yuan."

"real or fake?"

Sister Ling was about to cry: "Did even the Celestial Masters start rolling these days?"

However, the money he got would naturally not be returned, so he forcibly pulled back the 500 yuan, and immediately stuffed it into the interlayer of underwear.

Sister Ling said righteously: "Hey! I hate money the most in my life!"

"Talking about money hurts feelings! The main thing is to serve the people!"

"Hunting ghosts, huh? Let's get started?"

……

Small money is also money!

You can't run for nothing!
Sister Ling decided to hurry up and finish the order, and then go back early.

Seeing that Sister Ling was about to catch a ghost, Wang Baojian was in a hurry. He pulled Sister Ling aside and said sincerely, "Master! If you must catch this ghost, I beg you for one thing!"

"If it's a male ghost, beat yourself to death!"

"But if it's a female ghost..." At this point, Wang Baojian choked and said sadly, "Can you bring her here for me to have a look? I suspect it's my wife who came to see me..."

"If it were my wife, I would have to trouble you to take a family photo of us... Woohoo, you know that for so many years, our whole family didn't even have a big group photo, especially Chicken Ding... Hey, Master, did you hear anything? sound……"

"It seems that my wife is calling me..." Wang Baobao said quietly.

Sister Ling's heart trembled!
In the desolate and dilapidated Mengguifang, a cool night breeze suddenly blew in place.

"health care……"

"health care……"

A strange voice sounded from nowhere, making Sister Ling feel as if she was talking in her ear.

Sister Ling couldn't help swallowing.

……

(End of this chapter)