Poor family mother and son

This is really a vicious circle.

Soldiers from the two countries were unable to fight for the time being, so they provoked each other on the border. Voss was not worried about provoking Daxuan, since barefoot people were not afraid of wearing shoes; but Daxuan did not want to make a loss-making business.

The opponent uses stones, and the opponent uses arrows and gunpowder packs; the opponent's stones can be recycled, but the arrows and gunpowder packs released by one's own side have no chance to get back.

In the end, they provoked each other for a long time, not to mention that their own side did not have the advantage, and they were also pissed off, which hurt morale.

The emperor understood, but he was even more angry: "What are you talking about?! What I'm asking is, since Marquis Linyang's cannon can hit more than three miles, why are there no casualties?!"

The emperor deliberately changed the subject, Tan Ma could hear it, so he no longer insisted on what he said just now, anyway, what the general asked him to say, he had already said almost.

Those who can be scouts are called "scouts" in Chuqing's world, and they must be people with good physical fitness, quick response, super observation and judgment.

So even though he looks silly and speaks carelessly and without rules, the tasks assigned by the border guards are all completed unconsciously.

The casualties caused by the "unconscionable artillery" have also been clearly explained, so that the general will not be convicted if he turns back.

Tanma said: "Go back to the emperor, they camped ten miles away, and only send a few thousand people to the city every day."

I said this just now, but the emperor had to answer whatever he asked, but he still couldn't show what he said just now, which was also taught by General Pei.

Tan Ma smiled silly again: "Hey hey hey, Your Majesty, you don't know, it's an old joke! It was too fast to fire that cannon, and we didn't even recover, let alone Voss and those savages!

They heard the sound of explosions in the rear, and thought that the gunpowder of their rear troops had exploded!

On the top of the wall, we saw the barbarians below being stupid for a long time, and then a man who looked like a leader yelled, and some people rode back to check the situation;

At this time, our general came back to his senses, and immediately asked people to mount the cannons of Linyanghou's family on the city wall! "

At this moment, the emperor thought of it and asked: "Or 'unconscionable cannon'?"

Tan Ma replied: "No, they call it a mortar, and they look different. The barrel of the gun is only as thick as a girl's arm, um, it must be a fatter girl;

The cannonball is not wrapped in cloth, it is made of iron, like a big water drop, with a tail, the tail is like an arrow feather;

You don't need to ignite it, just throw it up and down into the cannon barrel, a puff of blue smoke will explode three miles away, and you can't even see how it flew out!
As soon as our general realized it, he ordered the cannons to be moved up to the city wall, and Linyang Hou Jiading ordered a hundred cannons to be moved up, saying that it was enough, otherwise we had to move it down;

As soon as the cannon was moved up, the Worth barbarians ran back, whistled and shouted obscenities at us when they ran two shots away, and some people took off their pants and urinated in the direction of our city wall;

They thought it would be the same as before, unable to fight, and we would be killed and injured by the bomb!

Our general was so angry that he let the cannon go off, and that servant just like that..."

Tanma struggled to stand up while he was talking, gestured to load the cannonball, covered his ears and opened his mouth and squatted down, but he was still too weak, so he sat on the ground as soon as he squatted, and quickly explained: "Your Majesty, you don't need to sit down, just squat, and when you're done, just squat. You have to stand up and put the shells in!"

Tan Ma talked so much that froth accumulated on the corners of his mouth, but he was so excited, he didn't stop for five days and six nights, he didn't have a chance to show off such a big new thing, he was almost suffocated to death!
Simply, he didn't get up anymore, just sat on the ground, and wanted to continue talking. At this time, a young eunuch and Eunuch Li reported the matter in a low voice, and Eunuch Li asked the emperor: "Your Majesty, Mr. Du, Minister of Honglu Temple, please see me!"

It seems that Tanma shouted good news all the way into the city, and knew everything he should know. Du Shaoyi led the negotiating team and hurried into the palace to listen to the news.

The emperor let everyone in, and the little eunuch was also clever. Ma Liuer poured down the brown sugar and millet porridge for Tanma, and whispered: "Do you still have that ginseng? Hurry up and take another bite! When the adults come in later, they must start all over again." Say it again!"

That's it!Of course no problem!I am happy to say it no matter how many times, it is too exciting!

Tanma took out the ginseng, chewed the remaining sliver, and asked: "The two fresh ginsengs given to me by Linyang Hou Jiading, I have eaten them all. Tell me, can the emperor give me more?"

Little eunuch: "..."

At this moment, Eunuch Li thought of one thing: "General Pei didn't submit a military report? Did you just let you come back and talk?"

Tan Ma slapped his thigh: "Oh! I forgot...in me..." Then he touched his bosom until he touched his ribs before taking it out: "Hey, I'm afraid I'll lose it, so I stuffed it in! "

Tan Maxin said: Can't take it out first, take it out first, who will listen to me? How can the emperor know about our grievances? !

As for those "unconscionable guns", the people of Linyanghou's family can't look down on them!
As for the artillery made by the Ministry of Industry, Bai Jiaxing saw it from General Pei, and it was the front line where he took the civilian husband.

Using Bai Jiaxing's words to describe those cannons: "Well, it's pretty good-looking!"

What do you mean, that is to say, the barrel of the gun is polished brightly; the elm pier and the board used to cushion the recoil at the bottom are also polished very smoothly, and there are even carvings on it!
Carving, hey, after a few shots, the board will crack along the carving marks!

I don't even think about it!
Regarding this point, after Du Shaoyi and other officials came in, Tan Ma talked about it again. Although they didn't care about it, they just wanted to listen to the bombardment on the front line in detail, and to understand the attitude and trend of the Voss. Capital for negotiation.

But the emperor listened to it, so he couldn't help "missing" Zheng Chunqiu, wishing he could dig him out of the ground and whip his corpse.

Tan Ma's physical strength has been weak for a while, but ginseng gave him a strong excitement: "Last time, our general ordered people to lift the cannons up the city wall, and suddenly, hundreds of cannon barrels pointed at the sky;
A soldier stood on each side of each cannon, and General Pei shouted: "Let it go!" 'One soldier puts a cannonball in it, then squats down immediately, and another soldier picks up the cannonball and loads it into the barrel...

That cannon is good, you don't need to ignite it, just throw the shells in it!

At first, the Vos savages thought our guns were not working and couldn't hit them, so they stood there and booed. It was their leader who reacted quickly and immediately realized that our range was too far, shouting to run for our lives!

Ouch!That guy was bombarded by the Voss savage, the one who pissed on us was frightened into a fool, he didn't lift his pants, and ran away with his big butt naked!
When he took a step, he got caught in his pants and fell. After he got up, he ran and fell again, but he just couldn't remember to lift his pants!
Not to mention, look at them all with curly hair and big beards buried, let's get rid of them, the big buttocks are quite white, and they are always eye-catching!

Kuang Kuang Kuang Kuang, the soldiers just put the cannonballs in it, and the cannonball box that was carried up the tower was empty in a short while!

Our general asked him to move up, but the people from Linyanghou’s family refused. He said, it’s enough to scare them to pee anyway. Save it, let’s open the city gate and push the cannons out. ;
Said that he saw a group of barbarians blown to death, as if they were delivering food to the gang of barbarians who were throwing stones under the city gate;

None of us could see clearly, it was too far away, but Linyang Hou’s family had a tube in their hands, they could see it with that thing, and showed it to our general;
Only then did our general order to open the door and push the cannon!

The barbarian ran away, that big white butt..." (End of this chapter)