The mad tyrant was called by the lucky peasant girl to farm
Chapter 127 Fart Pills
Chapter 127 Fart Pills
This discovery immediately caused quite a stir in the village.
Even Zhang Sheng's parents didn't expect that their son would be gnawed by wolves on the mountain in this mountain village.
At most, they thought that their son had spent the night in another flower building, and they didn't look for him when he didn't return at night.
This discovery made those villagers in the mountain village who were thinking of going up the mountain to try their luck and see if they could find their own lives stopped thinking about it.
If they also encountered wolves and were bitten by wolves, they would die.
As a result, no one in Kaoshan Village dared to go up the mountain to fight with their lives, because that was the ginseng that didn't know where it grew.
The Zhang family also came, restraining themselves to identify Zhang Sheng's dilapidated corpse bitten by wolves.
The howling sound was not low, making Cui Yongqin, who was hiding in the room embroidering, turn her head to look outside from time to time.
If it was said that Zhang Sheng was bitten to death by a wolf, she didn't believe it.
It's just that he didn't expect Huai'an to be so ruthless that he actually took that Zhang Sheng's life.
Nothing to do with him, Cui Jiayun nestled at home eating melon seeds and listening to the gossip from the birds.
Back then I forgot to send a bird to follow that Shen family kid, tsk tsk!
Throwing the melon seed skins into a small paper bag aside, it suddenly occurred to him that the concubine of the Duke's Mansion who was hugged wrong was not the same Cui Yongqin from before.
I don't know how she is doing in the uncle's house, it's not out of concern, it's just because she wants to eat melons!
"Is anyone home?"
Cui Jiayun's ears moved, the sound was somewhat familiar, the little crow fluttered its wings, flew to the plate with bird food in front of her, and quacked while eating the bird food
"Master, you have a rival in love, why don't you go out and have a look?"
Speechlessly glanced at Xiaowu
"Rival? Do I have that thing?"
"Quack! It's Zhang Erya, didn't I let two crows guard her house.
When she saw her coming out, she pulled her poop on her body. She probably hated the crow so much by now. "
"Still pulling? Didn't you already say no to pulling?"
"Quack, you can only come out if you don't pull her. Isn't this here to find trouble for you?"
Pick up the bamboo tube on the side and drink a sip of honey water. This is a comfortable life!
"I disagree with what you say.
I think she is not here to find work for me, but to find trouble for herself, if you don't believe me, watch it! "
Hearing what Cui Jiayun said, Xiao Wu really flew up to the wall and looked at Ge Langzhong's house on the other side of the wall.
After Zhang Erya entered Ge Langzhong's house, she kept looking at Zhou Jinyu.
Standing on the wall, Xiaowu didn't dare to quack, for fear of scaring away the girl who had a psychological shadow on the crows.
He opened his mouth to Xiao San who was eating bird food below, and Xiao San reluctantly flew to it.
Chirping on top of the wall, Cui Jiayun on the other side of the wall came to a live broadcast.
Zhang Erya is the one named Zhang Qiaoxiang. Ever since she knew that the two brothers from the Cui family had passed the Tongsheng exam, she had other thoughts in her heart.
It's just that compared to the two brothers of the Cui family, this little golden son picked up from the mountain has more prospects.
After all, he is still studying medicine under Ge Langzhong, so he can earn a lot of money by treating people.
And he is good-looking, so Zhang Qiaoxiang's first target is him, and this is it.
She called out twice and got no answer, and seeing that the door of Ge Langzhong's house was open, she walked in by herself.
Zhou Jinyu, who was drying herbal medicine, didn't bother to talk to her, but when she saw that she had come in by herself, she gave her an annoyed look
"What are you doing here? Ge Tou is not at home, you can go back!"
Zhang Qiaoxiang looked around, and saw that there was no one else in Ge Langzhong's yard at the moment, and it was just the two of them.
Before saying anything, she blushed with shame, and walked towards Zhou Jinyu
"Well, I heard that you are still No.1 in Tongsheng, I haven't congratulated you yet!"
Zhou Jinyu didn't buy her, she rolled her eyes up and down, looked her up and down, curled her lips, and threw the herbs in her hand onto the dustpan
"You want to congratulate?
I told you that old man Ge is not at home, come tomorrow if I have something to do, get out! "
With this tone, Xiaowu couldn't help but "quack" twice, complaining to Cui Jiayun who was sitting on the other side of the wall eating melons
"This kid, I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade."
After getting along with him for a long time, I still know a little about this kid's temper.
"Don't worry about that side! Go to the mountains and look for me when you have time. There are good medicinal materials such as ginseng and ganoderma!"
"Quack, I still want to eat!"
"How good can you give to that girl Yun who has no parents?
Seeing that you are a child now, how about, how about being my little husband?
If you are admitted as a scholar, I will promise to marry you. Our family offers a lot of dowry. "
"Is this your courage?"
Zhang Erya stood upright, and compared to Cui Jiayun, he was still very confident.
With a sense of superiority from nowhere, he said to Zhou Jinyu:
"Of course, and I'm about the same age as you, which is more suitable!
But I heard that you have been admitted to Tongsheng No. 1 this time, so you must be admitted to Xiucai, otherwise my family will not agree. "
Zhou Jinyu leaned against the shelf where the herbs were dried, took out a small porcelain bottle in her hand, opened it, and poured out a small black pill.
Flick the pill to Zhang Qiaoxiang.
"I don't think you've forgotten that I'm a married man, are you seducing a married man?
Tsk tsk, if you don't obey women at such a young age, you'll probably be that kind of slut when you get married in the future! "
How soundproof can a wall be?
Cui Jiayun naturally heard the voice over there, frowned, stood up and walked to the ladder by the wall.
Climbing over the wall is a thing that happens once and is familiar with twice.
And looking down at what happened below seems to be a good experience.
Zhang Qiaoxiang on the other side of the wall was already flushed and angry.
"How can you talk like that? I kindly gave you a chance, so just forget about it.
You still talk like that, you are too much! "
After she finished speaking, she was about to turn around and leave, only to see Cui Jiayun on the wall.
Seeing such a shameful thing, the annoyed Zhang Qiaoxiang stomped her feet and turned around to run away.
puff!With a bang, she farted loudly.
This is a bit embarrassing, even though they are farmers, they still feel ashamed.
The angry Zhang Qiaoxiang stomped her feet, turned around and ran out the door.
Cui Jiayun watched her running towards the door from the top of the wall, and now she has farted seven or eight more times, what?
"Master, master, I saw it. It was Ayu who hit her with something, otherwise that girl wouldn't keep farting."
Xiao Wu was the first to quack and quack, and Cui Jiayun leaned on the wall with a smile and asked
"What did you do to her?"
"Give her a fart pill and let her fart as much as she can.
It's just right for her to fart so much at home, so as not to stink my place, daughter-in-law, isn't my peach blossom pretty? "
(End of this chapter)
This discovery immediately caused quite a stir in the village.
Even Zhang Sheng's parents didn't expect that their son would be gnawed by wolves on the mountain in this mountain village.
At most, they thought that their son had spent the night in another flower building, and they didn't look for him when he didn't return at night.
This discovery made those villagers in the mountain village who were thinking of going up the mountain to try their luck and see if they could find their own lives stopped thinking about it.
If they also encountered wolves and were bitten by wolves, they would die.
As a result, no one in Kaoshan Village dared to go up the mountain to fight with their lives, because that was the ginseng that didn't know where it grew.
The Zhang family also came, restraining themselves to identify Zhang Sheng's dilapidated corpse bitten by wolves.
The howling sound was not low, making Cui Yongqin, who was hiding in the room embroidering, turn her head to look outside from time to time.
If it was said that Zhang Sheng was bitten to death by a wolf, she didn't believe it.
It's just that he didn't expect Huai'an to be so ruthless that he actually took that Zhang Sheng's life.
Nothing to do with him, Cui Jiayun nestled at home eating melon seeds and listening to the gossip from the birds.
Back then I forgot to send a bird to follow that Shen family kid, tsk tsk!
Throwing the melon seed skins into a small paper bag aside, it suddenly occurred to him that the concubine of the Duke's Mansion who was hugged wrong was not the same Cui Yongqin from before.
I don't know how she is doing in the uncle's house, it's not out of concern, it's just because she wants to eat melons!
"Is anyone home?"
Cui Jiayun's ears moved, the sound was somewhat familiar, the little crow fluttered its wings, flew to the plate with bird food in front of her, and quacked while eating the bird food
"Master, you have a rival in love, why don't you go out and have a look?"
Speechlessly glanced at Xiaowu
"Rival? Do I have that thing?"
"Quack! It's Zhang Erya, didn't I let two crows guard her house.
When she saw her coming out, she pulled her poop on her body. She probably hated the crow so much by now. "
"Still pulling? Didn't you already say no to pulling?"
"Quack, you can only come out if you don't pull her. Isn't this here to find trouble for you?"
Pick up the bamboo tube on the side and drink a sip of honey water. This is a comfortable life!
"I disagree with what you say.
I think she is not here to find work for me, but to find trouble for herself, if you don't believe me, watch it! "
Hearing what Cui Jiayun said, Xiao Wu really flew up to the wall and looked at Ge Langzhong's house on the other side of the wall.
After Zhang Erya entered Ge Langzhong's house, she kept looking at Zhou Jinyu.
Standing on the wall, Xiaowu didn't dare to quack, for fear of scaring away the girl who had a psychological shadow on the crows.
He opened his mouth to Xiao San who was eating bird food below, and Xiao San reluctantly flew to it.
Chirping on top of the wall, Cui Jiayun on the other side of the wall came to a live broadcast.
Zhang Erya is the one named Zhang Qiaoxiang. Ever since she knew that the two brothers from the Cui family had passed the Tongsheng exam, she had other thoughts in her heart.
It's just that compared to the two brothers of the Cui family, this little golden son picked up from the mountain has more prospects.
After all, he is still studying medicine under Ge Langzhong, so he can earn a lot of money by treating people.
And he is good-looking, so Zhang Qiaoxiang's first target is him, and this is it.
She called out twice and got no answer, and seeing that the door of Ge Langzhong's house was open, she walked in by herself.
Zhou Jinyu, who was drying herbal medicine, didn't bother to talk to her, but when she saw that she had come in by herself, she gave her an annoyed look
"What are you doing here? Ge Tou is not at home, you can go back!"
Zhang Qiaoxiang looked around, and saw that there was no one else in Ge Langzhong's yard at the moment, and it was just the two of them.
Before saying anything, she blushed with shame, and walked towards Zhou Jinyu
"Well, I heard that you are still No.1 in Tongsheng, I haven't congratulated you yet!"
Zhou Jinyu didn't buy her, she rolled her eyes up and down, looked her up and down, curled her lips, and threw the herbs in her hand onto the dustpan
"You want to congratulate?
I told you that old man Ge is not at home, come tomorrow if I have something to do, get out! "
With this tone, Xiaowu couldn't help but "quack" twice, complaining to Cui Jiayun who was sitting on the other side of the wall eating melons
"This kid, I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade."
After getting along with him for a long time, I still know a little about this kid's temper.
"Don't worry about that side! Go to the mountains and look for me when you have time. There are good medicinal materials such as ginseng and ganoderma!"
"Quack, I still want to eat!"
"How good can you give to that girl Yun who has no parents?
Seeing that you are a child now, how about, how about being my little husband?
If you are admitted as a scholar, I will promise to marry you. Our family offers a lot of dowry. "
"Is this your courage?"
Zhang Erya stood upright, and compared to Cui Jiayun, he was still very confident.
With a sense of superiority from nowhere, he said to Zhou Jinyu:
"Of course, and I'm about the same age as you, which is more suitable!
But I heard that you have been admitted to Tongsheng No. 1 this time, so you must be admitted to Xiucai, otherwise my family will not agree. "
Zhou Jinyu leaned against the shelf where the herbs were dried, took out a small porcelain bottle in her hand, opened it, and poured out a small black pill.
Flick the pill to Zhang Qiaoxiang.
"I don't think you've forgotten that I'm a married man, are you seducing a married man?
Tsk tsk, if you don't obey women at such a young age, you'll probably be that kind of slut when you get married in the future! "
How soundproof can a wall be?
Cui Jiayun naturally heard the voice over there, frowned, stood up and walked to the ladder by the wall.
Climbing over the wall is a thing that happens once and is familiar with twice.
And looking down at what happened below seems to be a good experience.
Zhang Qiaoxiang on the other side of the wall was already flushed and angry.
"How can you talk like that? I kindly gave you a chance, so just forget about it.
You still talk like that, you are too much! "
After she finished speaking, she was about to turn around and leave, only to see Cui Jiayun on the wall.
Seeing such a shameful thing, the annoyed Zhang Qiaoxiang stomped her feet and turned around to run away.
puff!With a bang, she farted loudly.
This is a bit embarrassing, even though they are farmers, they still feel ashamed.
The angry Zhang Qiaoxiang stomped her feet, turned around and ran out the door.
Cui Jiayun watched her running towards the door from the top of the wall, and now she has farted seven or eight more times, what?
"Master, master, I saw it. It was Ayu who hit her with something, otherwise that girl wouldn't keep farting."
Xiao Wu was the first to quack and quack, and Cui Jiayun leaned on the wall with a smile and asked
"What did you do to her?"
"Give her a fart pill and let her fart as much as she can.
It's just right for her to fart so much at home, so as not to stink my place, daughter-in-law, isn't my peach blossom pretty? "
(End of this chapter)
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