Wedding night!My vegetative husband suddenly opened his eyes and kissed me

Chapter 156 Meet the rivals in love, let's karaoke together
At this moment, the robot was seen moving over.

The mechanical voice sounded: "Master, someone is visiting."

In the courtyard where Jiang Si and Su Sa live, there is not a single servant.

Because Su Sa doesn't like people around her, she finds it annoying.

These servants inevitably have ulterior motives, she feels confused.

And Su Sa has been self-reliant since she was a child, and she doesn't like being served by others.

She doesn't want to look at other people's faces, and she doesn't want to show her teeth and boss around her servants.

In Su Sa's heart, people are equal and should respect each other.

Of course, if you don't respect me, if you provoke me, then in my heart, you are not considered human.

Therefore, there is only one intelligent robot serving such a large yard.

Speaking of this intelligent robot, Su Sa became a little angry.

It wasn't until Jiang Si woke up that Su Sa knew that the robot had a name.

Jiang Si named the robot Xiaojiji!

Listen, is this a name that normal people can come up with?
Su Sa refused to call.

Shame!

So Jiang Si gave the robot two spare names, "Xiaoqi" and "Xiaoren".

Let Su Sa choose one.

Su Sa was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.

Still call it "Robot One" according to the serial number.

……

At the same time, the screen on the robot's chest lights up, which is a video surveillance.

What is shown is the scene at the door at this time.

Xiao Cheng?

Su Yinuo?
Su Sa did not expect that the guests who came here to visit were actually these two people.

Night owls come into the house and come for nothing.

The weasel paid New Year's greetings to the chicken, but he didn't have a good heart.

"What are they here for?" Su Sa asked the robot.

"They said that he is a good friend and brother of the young master." Robot No. [-] replied.

Su Sa turned to look at Jiang Si: "Is Xiao Cheng your brother?"

Jiang Si also looked confused: "I have never had such a brother. He is my rival in love. So Madam, you see, all my rivals in love have come to the door, so I am the one who has no sense of security, okay? Otherwise, how about you give me a sense of security? I don't mind being bound by you..."

Su Sa nodded, automatically ignoring the meaning behind Jiang Si.

"Let them go!"

Of course Su Sa didn't want to see this couple of dogs.

Because disgusting.

But Su Sa couldn't let them know that he was in Jiang's house.

Afraid to scare them to death!
Then they won't dare to engage in any more conspiracies and tricks.

It was difficult for Su Sa to investigate the things she wanted to know.

For example, the death of Mr. Su.

So now is not the time to deal with these rotten people, let them dance for a few more days, so as to reveal more flaws.

"Good host."

Robot One is out.

"Ma'am, you let me go, and now you let Xiao Cheng go, I am a little unhappy. How can he treat me the same way? If you let me go, you can only let him crawl! Go away with love Yes, climbing is an insult." Jiang Si expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Jiang Si, what face do you have to be jealous of me? Ni Xin, Wang Shuya, and Murong Xiao, Meng Huiwan! Your confidante can join a table of mahjong together! At the end, you have so many rotten peach blossoms, did I ask you to explain it?" Su Sa snorted coldly.

"Madam! Except for Qingqing's mother, who I don't know for the time being, the other four women have nothing to do with me! I am innocent! I am loyal to you!" Jiang Si cried out.

"Come on! Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!" Su Sa said disdainfully.

"However, madam, are you jealous? I quite like the way you are jealous."

"Mr. Jiang, narcissism is a disease that can be cured!"

"Ma'am, I'm also suffering from lovesickness. When I see Madam, I can't help but have all kinds of ulterior thoughts in my mind. I'm always torn between being a beast and being inferior to a beast. This kind of disease Is there a way to fix it?"

"Yes! Cut it off! You won't have so much thought after cutting it off."

"Well, pretend I didn't say it."

Jiang Si hastily silenced,
However, taking advantage of Su Sa ignoring him, Jiang Si took out his mobile phone and clicked something on it.

The mobile phone can change the program of Robot One.

……

Courtyard door.

Xiao Cheng and Su Yinuo are waiting.

At this time, the intelligent robot came out.

Xiao Cheng hurried forward: "Excuse me..."

He felt a little awkward in his heart, and felt that it was a bit silly for him to talk to a human robot.

And the Jiang family's ostentation is too big, right?

When the dignified young master of the Xiao family came to visit, he received it alone without telling him.

Just send a robot to welcome guests?
Is this the Jiang family's rules?
Then, something that surprised Xiao Cheng happened.

Just listen to the robot speak directly to Xiao Cheng.

"Get out!"

"The one surnamed Xiao, climb up for me!"

Now the voice of the robot is no longer the cold, emotionless machine voice before.

It's a playful Beijing film!
Bring your voice!
The two voices of "Get out" and "Climb for the Lord" were cadenced, yin and yang.

Full of irony and sarcasm.

Xiao Cheng was dumbfounded.

"Why are you swearing?" He couldn't help asking.

Of course "Xiaojiji" would not answer his question.

Instead, according to the program someone just set up, it started to spray.

"You can roll with me as far as your thoughts are, and you can roll with me as fast as the speed of light."

"Dear good friend, please put away your hypocrisy, and then roll all the way in the direction of the sun."

"You play brains, IQ, and tricks with me, but I only play one thing for you, that is, you fuck me."

"I don't want to listen to your sweet talk, I just want you to get out of my life."

"Get out of here, get out of China, get out of China, get out of the earth, get out of the cosmic circle!"

"Get out of the range of human activities."

"Please slide out of my sight with the posture of a ball and the law of a parabola!"

"I don't want to see you again, you roll into your mother's belly."

"Xiao Jiji" breathed out a sweet breath, and scolded Xiao Cheng with various sentences for 10 minutes.

There is no repetition, there are many tricks, but the core meaning is to let Xiao Cheng and Su Yinuo get out.

This is naturally a good thing Jiang Si did.

He secretly manipulated Number One to do so.

Although strictly speaking, Xiao Cheng is not his rival in love.

But I still don't like this person.

I can bear you pretending to be my brother.

You say my woman is your ex-girlfriend, you can't bear it!
And the speech speed of Robot One is getting faster and faster.

Like a machine gun, it shoots wildly.

He scolded Su Yinuo and Xiao Cheng until his face turned green.

Like green paint on a cucumber.

Green on top of green, miserable green.

They also finally understood a truth, that is, don't quarrel with robots.

Because it scolds you, it won't get tired.

If you scold it, it will not be angry.

"Brother Cheng, aren't you good brothers with Master Si? How could this be?"

Su Yinuo asked Xiao Cheng.

"I..." Xiao Cheng's face turned red.

He didn't know what was going on.

Isn't Jiang Si a vegetable?

So of course he didn't know that he was here to apply magnetism.

How could he speak insults to himself?
young lady!
That bad-tempered Mrs. Jiang must have instructed this bastard machine to do this!

Xiao Cheng firmly believes that he has no enmity or grudge with this Mrs. Jiang Shao, and they have never met each other in life.

Just two strangers.

It shouldn't be aimed at yourself on purpose.

Then the reason should be that the young lady is in a bad mood and has a bad temper.

Think about it, this is also human nature.

Husband is a vegetable.

This young lady can only be a widow now, and she is destined to be a little widow in the future.

It's no wonder I'm in a good mood!

She shouldn't just be so rude to herself, but she has a bad attitude towards everyone around her.

Like a mad dog, it bites whoever it sees.

That's why Mr. Jiang reminded himself that way before.

"Sister-in-law Si must be in a bad mood, it's understandable." Xiao Cheng looked for reasons to save himself.

"Oh, yes, sister-in-law Si must be very bitter at this time. What should we do? Go back?" Su Yinuo asked.

"Go back? No!" Xiao Cheng said firmly.

It was not easy for him to sneak into Jiang's house, and of course he had to take a look at Jiang Si before he could leave.

In that way, there will be the capital to continue to communicate with the Jiang family in the future.

Thinking of this, Xiao Cheng shouted: "Sister-in-law Si! I am Ah-Cheng! I am Brother Si's best friend! Now that something happened to him, I can't see Brother Si! How I feel about you, Sister-in-law Si I feel the same way! I know Sisao is in a bad mood and doesn't want to see outsiders! But my heart hurts just the same! Because Brother Si and I are best friends! Best brothers! I'm not an outsider!"

"Friend, friend, have you ever thought of me! If you are enjoying happiness, please forget me! Friend, friend, have you ever remembered me! If you are suffering misfortune, please tell me!"

"Friends walk together for a lifetime, those days are no longer there, a word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine!"

"I can row a boat without an oar, and I can sail without a wind, but my friend, when you are far away from me, I can't help being sentimental!"

"There is this life! We are brothers in this life! There is no afterlife! I will miss you in the next life!"

When it came to the emotion, Xiao Cheng sang directly outside.

Song after song was sung about brothers and friends.

Not to mention, Xiao Cheng really has some musical talent, and his singing voice is quite good.

It can be seen that there are many scumbags in the entertainment industry, which is really a common phenomenon.

Because many people engage in literature and art, not really like literature and art, but just regard it as a tool to hunt for beauty.

The more Xiao Cheng sang, the more emotional he became, and the more he sang, the more devoted he was.

Sing 18 songs in a row!
In addition to Zang Tianshuo's "Friends", Zhou Huajian's "Friends", Muji's "Friends", and Ren Xianqi's "Brothers".

There are also "Friends Don't Cry" by Lu Fang, "Bon voyage" by Little Tigers, "My Good Brother" by Xiaoshenyang, "It's Hard to Be a Friend" by Yu Quan, "Brothers Forever" by Dao Lang...and Xiao Cheng's Cantonese not bad.

There is also a Cantonese version of the song.

"Years of Friendship" by Ekin Cheng, "Friends" by Alan Tam.

The voice is hoarse.

But still hoarse.

Of course, this singing was not only for the young lady inside, but also for the rest of the Jiang family.

It proves that he and Jiang Si are really in love with each other.

"Brother Si! Come back soon! I can't bear it alone! Come back soon! Life is wonderful because of you! Come back soon! Bring back my thoughts! Don't let my heart be as empty as the sea!"

Xiao Cheng was roaring, his singing was heart-piercing!
Like a wolf howling at midnight and a cuckoo crying blood!

Inside the house, Su Sa listened to the singing from outside.

Frowning and looking at Jiang Si: "Jiang Si, tell the truth, have you ever had sex with this Xiao Cheng? Why do I feel that he has deeper feelings for you than Su Yinuo? Hearing this affectionate singing voice, you have to sing He vomited blood. I'm really afraid that something will happen to you, and he will die for you."

Jiang Si's face darkened.

I was so angry that I wanted to kill someone!
Sing!

The dead man outside is also singing!
Although it was sung for me, Ah Sa heard it too!

damn it!
Isn't it the privilege and benefit of me, Jiang Si, to sing to Ah Sa?

Who allowed you Xiao Cheng to sing!

The most exasperating thing is that she sang beautifully?
Ah Sa won't be moved, right?
After all, this Xiao Cheng knew Ah Sa earlier than me!
Although Ah Sa said she has no feelings for him.

But what if you change your mind?

Jiang Si felt a strong sense of crisis!
He took three steps in parallel and returned to the study. When he came out again, he already had a guitar in his hand.

"How did I fall in love with you? I'm asking myself. I can give up everything, but it's hard to leave today. You are not beautiful, but you are so cute, oh, Cinderella, my Cinderella..."

Jiang Si was singing with great emotion.

After singing, he asked: "Ma'am, who can sing better, me or that toad?"

Su Sa frowned: "Let's not talk about singing skills first, I'm not beautiful? Are you serious?"

Jiang Si was startled. Seeing his wife lost his temper, he quickly changed his words and sang two songs: "You are the most beautiful in my eyes. Every smile makes me intoxicated. You are bad and you are good. When you lose your temper, you pouted. Mouth...someone asked me where you are, and I can't forget it after all these years, no matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare to your smile, people who haven't seen you won't understand..."

Su Sa smiled wryly.

There is really nothing to do with this shameless husband.

It's so noisy!

What are you doing now?
Do you have a karaoke contest with Xiao Cheng outside?
Do you still want to participate in "The Voice" together?

I'm sorry, but this girl won't turn chairs for you!

Because you guys are so annoying!

But deep down in her heart, Su Sa doesn't dislike this noise.

On the contrary, there is a very warm feeling.

This is the fireworks in life!
It was also what Su Sa had been lacking before.

The days before her were too cold.

Seeing Su Sa smile, Jiang Si was encouraged.

So he sang again: "The second hand and the minute hand are ticking in my heart, my eyes are flickering and flickering so empty, my heart is throbbing and throbbing. I ask myself how much I want you to love you, and I want to stay and fly with you How impulsive, my heart is throbbing up and down, oh, Ah Sa, you are married to me, Ah Sa, you are already married to me..."

at the same time.

Xiao Cheng at the door was still performing: "A thousand reasons to be sad... I can't forget you... I have another sad role in the world... My heart is pierced..."

At first, he sang standing up, but finally Xiao Cheng simply rolled at the door.

Make yourself disheveled.

"Hey, number one, let them come in. If you really sing yourself to death, it's a crime." Su Sa ordered robot number one.

"Madam, you won't change your position, will you?" Jiang Si asked cautiously.

"Don't talk nonsense! Just lie down and pretend to be dead!"

Su Sa gave Jiang Si a blank look.

Of course she wasn't moved by Xiao Cheng's singing.

Seeing that Xiao Cheng wanted to come in so much, he simply followed his wish!
Originally, Sister Sa didn't want to abuse scum today.

But Boss Scum stepped forward with a deadpan face.

He brought his face to Su Sa's slap.

"You hit me?"

"You hit me?"

Jump repeatedly.

If Sister Sa didn't slap a few times, wouldn't she be sorry for Xiao Cheng's performance?
In fact, Su Sa can also sing, but not many.

She prefers the following sentence.

When the road is uneven, let out a roar!

Get started when it's time to get started!
(End of this chapter)