Wedding night!My vegetative husband suddenly opened his eyes and kissed me

Chapter 234 Master Si makes a move, Elder Cui trembles!
He can be domineering in front of Jiang Si who has always been admired, wantonly insulting, and lusting after his wife.

It made Qiu Jilou feel particularly refreshed.

There is a thrill of retaliating against society.

"enough!"

Li Yunge, who had been in a dazed state before, suddenly changed his eyes!

Become sharp, deep, and aggressive.

"I'm not acting anymore!"

There was an evil smile on Li Yunge's lips, he looked at Elder Cui and Qiu Jilou: "Gu Wu? Isn't it just Gu Wu! Do you know who I am?"

Li Yunge's sudden temperament change stunned everyone present.

Just listen to him sing slowly with a magnetic voice:

"who am I?"

"I am a hero who was born out of nowhere, and I have a big heart!"

"I am an unparalleled knight, and I have superb martial arts!"

"Xingxia fights against injustice with righteousness, and laughs proudly at life!"

"My story is being sung by people!"

"What kind of knife is it? A gold silk ring knife!"

"What kind of sword is the sword? The moon-shame lightsaber!"

"What kind of move is the move? Heaven and earth yin and yang move!"

"What kind of person is a person? A person who flies over the roof and walks on the wall!"

"What kind of love is love? Beautiful women love heroes!"

This set of words caught Qiu Jilou in a daze: "What are you talking about?"

"Ha ha……"

Li Yunge smiled indifferently: "Who am I? Today, I can no longer keep a low profile! In fact, I am the successor of Heroes of the Condor Shooting, the invincible master of the East, and the failure of the West!"

"Pfft..."

Qiu Jilou laughed uncontrollably: "Cousin, cousin, I didn't know that you were a funny comparison before? Congratulations, you have successfully made me laugh, so go die, okay?"

Qiu Jilou made a gesture to Elder Cui, Elder Cui took a step forward and was about to strike!

"slow!"

Li Yunge shouted loudly: "On the night of the full moon, on the top of the Forbidden City, with a sword coming to the west, a flying fairy will fly from the sky! Cui, if you come over one more step, I will turn you into powder!"

"Ray comes!"

He pointed to the sky with one hand, and his anger soared into the sky.

Following Li Yunge's words, the originally clear sky outside suddenly became cloudy!
Then a thunderclap sounded!

"Boom!"

Everyone, including Elder Cui, was dumbfounded.

I grass!

Will this Jiang Si still cause thunder?

Call the wind and call the rain, spread beans into soldiers!
Could this be the legendary "Excalibur Yu Lei Zhen Jue"?
This is no longer ancient martial arts, this is cultivating immortals!
Sure enough, Li Yunge's face is full of immortality!

He continued to point to the sky: "The wind rises!"

In the originally peaceful house, suddenly a gust of wind blew up!

Blowing makes the curtains flutter!

Elder Cui was so frightened that he stepped back several steps one after another!

Although he is a master of ancient martial arts, he would not dare to make a mistake when encountering the unpredictable method in front of him.

Li Yunge turned his head and looked at Mrs. Jiang and Su Sa.

These people also looked stupid.

Of course, Jiang and his wife were always kept in the dark.

But Su Sa was originally aloof and knew everything well.

But now he was a little confused by Li Yunge's operation.

The script is wrong!

"Don't be stupid! Run!"

"I'll hold them for a while, you go!"

"Tell my mother, I'm not filial, I can't give her a grandson, let her and my father work hard to give me a younger brother! A younger sister is also fine! We can't favor sons over daughters!"

"Uncle and aunt, I'm really not Jiang Si, I'm Li Yunge!"

"Don't get me wrong on the tombstone!"

Li Yunge was about to cry.

Su Sa was amused.

But also a little moved.

Although this Li Yunge is very unreliable, he is a good person.

He is sincere to the Jiang family, unlike Qiu Jilou, who is a white-eyed wolf.

"Can you let lightning kill him?" Su Sa couldn't help but asked with a smile.

"It happened by chance! How the hell did I know there was a thunderstorm today? I didn't even check the weather forecast."

Li Yunge whispered.

"What about the sudden strong wind?"

"Oh, I turned on the air conditioner secretly! Stop talking, run!"

Li Yunge gestured to the remote control of the air conditioner in his hand, and said bitterly.

Li Yunge ran out of the house with the three of them.

"Damn! I was fooled!"

Qiu Jilou saw the air vents of the central air conditioner in the house opened, and suddenly realized.

"Mice! They can't escape!"

Elder Cui also came back to his senses, and realized that he had been tricked, and couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment.

At this moment, Jiang Si, who had already run out, came back again.

"Stop! Elder Cui, you are just a mere ancient martial arts master, how dare you act wildly in front of me, who is invincible in the world? I think you are tired of living!" Jiang Si reprimanded with a sullen face.

"You son of a bitch! I'll let you pretend again!" Elder Cui rushed towards Jiang Si like a big bird!

Stand like a knife!

It hit Jiang Si's temple!
He wants to smash Jiang Si's head to pieces, and a thousand peach blossoms will bloom!

Facing the roaring attack, Jiang Si's expression was as usual, he didn't care.

He chanted slowly in his mouth: "Ruixue washes away her dirt and wants to be at ease, tune in and return to the ancestral orifice. When the eyebrows are dimmed, the wisdom will appear, and the heart and light will return to the field."

At the same time, the palm of Elder Cui's ability to slash Huashan has already hit Jiangsi firmly!

but……

But Jiang Si didn't react at all, Elder Cui's harm to him was worse than being bitten by a mosquito!
He rubbed his head, with a bright smile on his face: "Don't make trouble, it's a little itchy."

Elder Cui was stupid.

He stared at his palm in disbelief.

If I slash with my palm with all my strength, even the concrete pier will be smashed.

It's okay to hit this kid?

How about I tickle you?
Jiang Si smiled and continued to read: "There is nothing in there and there is nothing in nothing. When one yang is born, the universe turns. The movement of Qi runs through the central meridian, and the left and right meridians are filled with Qi. Thousands of days of exercise lead to hundreds of meridians, and the essence of the marrow bone is qi transformed. Zhenyuan. The power is [-] revolutions, and the qi is drawn back to the lower dantian."

"What are you talking about?" Elder Cui asked in horror.

He felt that what Jiang Si was saying at this time was a formula for internal strength, but he couldn't understand it.

"Hehe, "Hunyuan Yiqi Jue", a trick not worth mentioning." Jiang Si said very modestly.

"what?"

Although Jiang Si's voice was not high-pitched at this time, it sounded like a landslide and ground crack when it fell into Elder Cui's ears!
It was even more shocking than the thunder outside at this time!

"Hunyuan Yiqi Jue", together with "Yi Jin Jing" and "Tai Shang Induction Chapter", are listed as the three ancient martial arts!
Although he is the elder of Kongtong and the master of ancient martial arts, he is not worthy of listening!

Throughout the ages, I don't know how many masters of ancient martial arts have lost their lives in order to compete for these three minds!
"Who the hell are you? How can you casually show such a mind?" Elder Cui questioned with a trembling voice.

"That's right! Of course, you can't tell others casually about this kind of mentality, but it's okay to tell you, because you are already a dead person. Listen to the following sentences carefully? On Huangquan Road, you can practice for a while and see if you can master it. But you You have to hold on tight, because after you drink Mengpo soup, you won't be able to remember anything, so I can only burn paper for you." Jiang Si continued to smile softly.

(End of this chapter)