Wedding night!My vegetative husband suddenly opened his eyes and kissed me
Chapter 371 Sister Sa Believes in Love Again L
Chapter 371 Sister Sa Believes in Love Again
My aunt blushed a little at Su Sa's words.
She stomped her foot: "Who loves him? I...I just thought I could give him a chance to explain! Li Muyang, what exactly is going on?"
When my uncle finally had the chance to speak, he was extremely excited: "Fengrong! I swear I have not done anything wrong to you! If I lie to you, I will lose my sense of taste for the rest of my life! I will not smell the smell!"
Uncle's oath seems to be a bit of a joke, he didn't say like others, if I lie, I will be struck by lightning.
But in fact, this oath is much more serious than a thunderbolt.
Because Li Muyang is one of the few great chefs in the world.
If he lost his sense of taste, it would mean ruining his entire career.
"Okay, you say it!"
……
Uncle's eyes were red, and he told about his experience, which made Su Sa want to laugh.
It turned out that after my uncle arrived in Qiongzhou, everything went smoothly.
Later, that Liu Fei'er proposed to do an exclusive interview with my uncle, but my uncle agreed without thinking too much.
Because my uncle is a person who has no airs at all.
The original interview place was at the cafe on the first floor of the hotel.
But after a while, Liu Fei'er pointed out that the environment there was a bit noisy and it was not convenient to listen to the scene.
It doesn't matter if you go to her own room or Li Muyang's room.
Li Muyang thought, as a grown man traveling alone on business, the room would inevitably be a little messy.
She didn't even fold the quilt, so it was inappropriate for a young girl to come to the room, so she proposed to accept the interview in Liu Fei'er's room.
At that time, besides the two people, there was also a TV cameraman, male.
Since they were not alone, Li Muyang followed Liu Fei'er to her room without thinking too much.
The interview continued, and during the free time, my uncle drank a cup of tea given by Liu Fei'er, and then he didn't know anything.
By the time he regained consciousness, it was already the next morning.
Uncle found himself wearing a pair of underwear, lying on the bed.
Lying in the arms next to her was Liu Fei'er.
"Ms. Li, are you awake? How were you last night..."
This was the first sentence Liu Fei'er said to his uncle, which scared him into a daze.
Uncle didn't care that the matter in Qiongzhou was not over yet, so he took the nearest plane and came back.
Uncle was very wronged in his heart.
I feel that I was taken advantage of by that Liu Fei'er.
But my uncle didn't expect that other vixens were sneaky, but this Liu Fei'er sent the intimate photos to her aunt's mobile phone immediately.
Unscrupulous, direct provocation.
……
After listening to my uncle's story, my aunt asked, "You mean, you were framed by that little vixen?"
Uncle nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I am really innocent."
"What did you guys do at night? Have you been defiled by her? Ruined by her?" Auntie asked the most critical question.
"No...no...I swear to the lamp, I didn't do anything that night!" Uncle assured me pointingly.
"If you say no, you don't? You can hold a cute little beauty for a night, you can bear it! Even if you were framed, you are still dirty!" Auntie didn't believe it.
"I really don't have one!" Uncle was about to cry again.
"Don't cry, are you lying, I'll know if I try!"
Su Sa took out a gold needle from her bosom, and pierced a certain acupuncture point on her uncle's stomach.
Pull it out, sniff it at the tip of your nose: "Uncle is indeed poisoned, the poison is Mongolian sweat medicine."
……
In many traditional novels, there are records about Mongolian sweat medicine.
The Mongolian sweat medicine is real, and its anesthetic effect is very strong. If a person takes it, he will fall asleep and lose consciousness, just like a dead person, even with a knife and an axe, he will be unconscious.Its main function is to relax the muscles and inhibit the secretion of sweat glands, so it is called "meng sweat".
The main ingredient of Mongolian sweat medicine is datura flower, and the main ingredients of datura flower are scopolamine, hyoscyamine and atropine.
When Su Sa was on the tip of the needle, she could smell the mandala.
……
"What I am most concerned about now is whether his body has been polluted!" My aunt is still struggling with this issue.
"Auntie, if my uncle was really framed, it would be regarded as being taken advantage of, and uncle can't be blamed, right? It can be forgiven." Jiang Si spoke for uncle again, and got a grateful smile from uncle.
"That's what I said, but I feel awkward in my heart." Auntie wiped away her tears again.
"There is a way to prove this. Uncle, have you changed your underwear today?" Su Sa asked her uncle.
"No...no..."
"Take off!"
"what?"
"I asked you to take it off, check your underwear for any secretions? If something really happened to you last night, it would be considered that you took a shower, and it would leave clues on your body." Su Sa was serious say.
"But I...but why am I so embarrassed to take it off? Why don't you go out, Sa, and let Xiao Si check it?" Uncle discussed with Su Sa.
Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing for my uncle to let Su Sa inspect such a private place.
Jiang Si shook his head: "Don't look for me! I don't look at men's pants!"
Su Sa couldn't help smiling when she saw her uncle's anxious face.
In fact, now, Su Sa already believed in her uncle's innocence, so her words were much more polite, and she was no longer aggressive.
"Give me your hand, and I'll take your pulse. By looking at your pulse, you'll know if you lost your yang energy last night." Su Sa stretched out her hand.
"You can also feel this? Ah Sa, do you know Chinese medicine?" Auntie was surprised.
"A little bit... of course you can tell by feeling the pulse. Chinese medicine can tell if you are pregnant, and you can also tell if there is anything going on in the boudoir recently."
After hearing what Su Sa said, my uncle handed over his wrist and looked at Su Sa anxiously: "A Sa, you must restore my innocence! Don't worry, my uncle will definitely teach you how to cook! Although you are really nothing talent……"
Su Sa closed her eyes and touched for a while, then opened her eyes and looked at her aunt: "Auntie, according to the pulse, the last time uncle had sex was 6 days ago."
Hearing what Su Sa said, my aunt was finally happy: "Ah? Really? That's great! It was with me six days ago!"
Jiang Si coughed in embarrassment: "Auntie, don't you need to say this so loudly?"
But my aunt continued to laugh: "What can't be loud? We are married by Mingmei, it's legal!"
See the jealousy in Jiang Si's heart!
Who said that if it's legal, you can sleep together?
My wife and I also work with certificates.
But am I still vegetarian?
I hate those of you who show affection and spread dog food at every turn!
Don't people say that couples who have been married for a long time are husband and wife during the day and brothers at night?
You two brothers actually slept together!
Don't be ashamed!
The aunt laughed, and suddenly beat my uncle's chest and burst into tears: "I hate you! You are really annoying! You made me worry about you! Do you know that? I really wanted to never talk to you just now!"
Su Sa also watched from the side, but was a little moved.
Others think that these two couples are a little unreliable and a little nonsense.
But Su Sa saw love from them.
Love is still beautiful.
It is also worthy of belief and expectation.
(End of this chapter)
My aunt blushed a little at Su Sa's words.
She stomped her foot: "Who loves him? I...I just thought I could give him a chance to explain! Li Muyang, what exactly is going on?"
When my uncle finally had the chance to speak, he was extremely excited: "Fengrong! I swear I have not done anything wrong to you! If I lie to you, I will lose my sense of taste for the rest of my life! I will not smell the smell!"
Uncle's oath seems to be a bit of a joke, he didn't say like others, if I lie, I will be struck by lightning.
But in fact, this oath is much more serious than a thunderbolt.
Because Li Muyang is one of the few great chefs in the world.
If he lost his sense of taste, it would mean ruining his entire career.
"Okay, you say it!"
……
Uncle's eyes were red, and he told about his experience, which made Su Sa want to laugh.
It turned out that after my uncle arrived in Qiongzhou, everything went smoothly.
Later, that Liu Fei'er proposed to do an exclusive interview with my uncle, but my uncle agreed without thinking too much.
Because my uncle is a person who has no airs at all.
The original interview place was at the cafe on the first floor of the hotel.
But after a while, Liu Fei'er pointed out that the environment there was a bit noisy and it was not convenient to listen to the scene.
It doesn't matter if you go to her own room or Li Muyang's room.
Li Muyang thought, as a grown man traveling alone on business, the room would inevitably be a little messy.
She didn't even fold the quilt, so it was inappropriate for a young girl to come to the room, so she proposed to accept the interview in Liu Fei'er's room.
At that time, besides the two people, there was also a TV cameraman, male.
Since they were not alone, Li Muyang followed Liu Fei'er to her room without thinking too much.
The interview continued, and during the free time, my uncle drank a cup of tea given by Liu Fei'er, and then he didn't know anything.
By the time he regained consciousness, it was already the next morning.
Uncle found himself wearing a pair of underwear, lying on the bed.
Lying in the arms next to her was Liu Fei'er.
"Ms. Li, are you awake? How were you last night..."
This was the first sentence Liu Fei'er said to his uncle, which scared him into a daze.
Uncle didn't care that the matter in Qiongzhou was not over yet, so he took the nearest plane and came back.
Uncle was very wronged in his heart.
I feel that I was taken advantage of by that Liu Fei'er.
But my uncle didn't expect that other vixens were sneaky, but this Liu Fei'er sent the intimate photos to her aunt's mobile phone immediately.
Unscrupulous, direct provocation.
……
After listening to my uncle's story, my aunt asked, "You mean, you were framed by that little vixen?"
Uncle nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I am really innocent."
"What did you guys do at night? Have you been defiled by her? Ruined by her?" Auntie asked the most critical question.
"No...no...I swear to the lamp, I didn't do anything that night!" Uncle assured me pointingly.
"If you say no, you don't? You can hold a cute little beauty for a night, you can bear it! Even if you were framed, you are still dirty!" Auntie didn't believe it.
"I really don't have one!" Uncle was about to cry again.
"Don't cry, are you lying, I'll know if I try!"
Su Sa took out a gold needle from her bosom, and pierced a certain acupuncture point on her uncle's stomach.
Pull it out, sniff it at the tip of your nose: "Uncle is indeed poisoned, the poison is Mongolian sweat medicine."
……
In many traditional novels, there are records about Mongolian sweat medicine.
The Mongolian sweat medicine is real, and its anesthetic effect is very strong. If a person takes it, he will fall asleep and lose consciousness, just like a dead person, even with a knife and an axe, he will be unconscious.Its main function is to relax the muscles and inhibit the secretion of sweat glands, so it is called "meng sweat".
The main ingredient of Mongolian sweat medicine is datura flower, and the main ingredients of datura flower are scopolamine, hyoscyamine and atropine.
When Su Sa was on the tip of the needle, she could smell the mandala.
……
"What I am most concerned about now is whether his body has been polluted!" My aunt is still struggling with this issue.
"Auntie, if my uncle was really framed, it would be regarded as being taken advantage of, and uncle can't be blamed, right? It can be forgiven." Jiang Si spoke for uncle again, and got a grateful smile from uncle.
"That's what I said, but I feel awkward in my heart." Auntie wiped away her tears again.
"There is a way to prove this. Uncle, have you changed your underwear today?" Su Sa asked her uncle.
"No...no..."
"Take off!"
"what?"
"I asked you to take it off, check your underwear for any secretions? If something really happened to you last night, it would be considered that you took a shower, and it would leave clues on your body." Su Sa was serious say.
"But I...but why am I so embarrassed to take it off? Why don't you go out, Sa, and let Xiao Si check it?" Uncle discussed with Su Sa.
Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing for my uncle to let Su Sa inspect such a private place.
Jiang Si shook his head: "Don't look for me! I don't look at men's pants!"
Su Sa couldn't help smiling when she saw her uncle's anxious face.
In fact, now, Su Sa already believed in her uncle's innocence, so her words were much more polite, and she was no longer aggressive.
"Give me your hand, and I'll take your pulse. By looking at your pulse, you'll know if you lost your yang energy last night." Su Sa stretched out her hand.
"You can also feel this? Ah Sa, do you know Chinese medicine?" Auntie was surprised.
"A little bit... of course you can tell by feeling the pulse. Chinese medicine can tell if you are pregnant, and you can also tell if there is anything going on in the boudoir recently."
After hearing what Su Sa said, my uncle handed over his wrist and looked at Su Sa anxiously: "A Sa, you must restore my innocence! Don't worry, my uncle will definitely teach you how to cook! Although you are really nothing talent……"
Su Sa closed her eyes and touched for a while, then opened her eyes and looked at her aunt: "Auntie, according to the pulse, the last time uncle had sex was 6 days ago."
Hearing what Su Sa said, my aunt was finally happy: "Ah? Really? That's great! It was with me six days ago!"
Jiang Si coughed in embarrassment: "Auntie, don't you need to say this so loudly?"
But my aunt continued to laugh: "What can't be loud? We are married by Mingmei, it's legal!"
See the jealousy in Jiang Si's heart!
Who said that if it's legal, you can sleep together?
My wife and I also work with certificates.
But am I still vegetarian?
I hate those of you who show affection and spread dog food at every turn!
Don't people say that couples who have been married for a long time are husband and wife during the day and brothers at night?
You two brothers actually slept together!
Don't be ashamed!
The aunt laughed, and suddenly beat my uncle's chest and burst into tears: "I hate you! You are really annoying! You made me worry about you! Do you know that? I really wanted to never talk to you just now!"
Su Sa also watched from the side, but was a little moved.
Others think that these two couples are a little unreliable and a little nonsense.
But Su Sa saw love from them.
Love is still beautiful.
It is also worthy of belief and expectation.
(End of this chapter)
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