Wedding night!My vegetative husband suddenly opened his eyes and kissed me

Chapter 375

Li Yunge wears a hidden Bluetooth headset on his ear.

There is a hidden camera pinned to the chest.

So his every move in the bar can be clearly known by Jiang Si and Su Sa outside the bar.

It has to be said that the plan was very successful from the beginning.

As soon as Li Yunge appeared on the stage, he became the focus of everyone's attention.

Men are shocked and jealous, women tremble with envy.

After all, his attire is too flashy!

Those people in the bar were inquiring about Li Yunge's identity.

Whose family son is so colorful?

Why haven't I seen it before!

This is also very normal. Although Li Yunge's family background is prominent, he never liked the idea of ​​luxury and money.

Because in these nightclub circles, he is completely a face.

Immediately, a lot of alluring and sexy women started firing at Li Yunge.

Li Yunge pretended to be indifferent on the surface, but actually secretly showed a proud gesture to the camera.

Obviously showing off to Jiang Si his masculinity, his bursting hormones.

"Not to mention, is this Li Yunge good at showing off? Look at those women's eyes." Su Sa said to Jiang Si.

"Hmph! What's the matter? If I go in—" Jiang Sizheng said.

"How are you?" Su Sa suddenly turned cold.

"I won't go in at all! Even if it's fake, I won't give those coquettish sluts any chance to touch me!" Jiang Si said with a strong desire to survive.

Su Sa let her husband go, stared at the camera, and saw that Li Yunge had already chatted with Liu Fei'er.

"I'm not worried about anything else, but I'm worried that this Li Yunge is too out-of-the-box, talking nonsense, messing up the atmosphere."

Jiang Si: "No way?"

It's just that at this time, I heard the conversation between Li Yunge and Liu Fei'er coming from the microphone.

Jiang Si covered his face in shame: "It's a disgrace to the family!"

It turned out that at this time Li Yunge was talking to Liu Feier about how African gorillas live in groups, what are the habits of Amazon crocodiles, how lions fight in courtship, how many roads there are across the Sahara desert, how to find water in the desert...

Originally, when Liu Fei'er saw Li Yunge, she was obviously very interested, and felt that she had met a very classy man.

But listening to Li Yunge's words, even though Liu Fei'er was trying to express interest, it was obvious that her eyes had drifted away.

Already very impatient.

How can this be a girl?
This is changing tricks and being single for a lifetime!
"Li Yunge, do you have a score? Look, you told me that Liu Fei'er was about to fall asleep! I asked you to capture her heart, so that she would end up in chaos, and she would be in pain! But you did it all. What? You have become a fool in her eyes! If she breaks up with you, will she suffer? She is secretly having fun! Look at what you are talking about? You can just talk about the postpartum care of sows! "

Li Yunge in the bar also noticed that the atmosphere was somewhat cold, so he hurriedly said, "Then what? Do you know the postpartum care of sows? Let me tell you..."

"Sorry, I still have something to do." Liu Fei'er said goodbye.

"Hey...hey...you wait, wait!"

Li Yunge was a little anxious, but Liu Fei'er walked faster.

"Stop chasing, this woman likes rich men, but she won't like rich psychopaths."

……

Li Yunge's actions failed, completely.

Out of shame, the family returned to the aunt's house.

Li Yunge was still very unconvinced: "It's not that I'm not attractive enough, but that Liu Fei'er is too low-grade! He can't appreciate my point! Gorillas and crocodiles are so fun! If you don't even like this, what kind of woman is it? What are you talking about if you don’t talk about this? What kind of bag to buy, what kind of mobile phone to use! Vulgar! Vulgar!”

"Young Master Li, shut up!" Su Sa endured for a long time before she stopped hitting anyone.

Who is going to do this task?
The aunt proposed to let Jiang Si go, but Jiang Si shook his head and refused, and refused to agree even if he was beaten to death.

"I am my wife's exclusive milk dog! Not only can I not cheat physically, I can't cheat mentally, I can't even pretend to cheat!" Jiang Si said solemnly.

The aunt glared at Jiang Si angrily, and said to Li Yunge, "You're right! This Jiang Si is really a licking dog!"

Li Yunge gloated and said, "Yes!"

But when he was halfway through the fun, his aunt grabbed his ears and reprimanded him: "Because I'm a dog licker, now I have a son and a wife! What about you? You don't even have a fart! How about expecting you to hold a grandson for me?" Your dad and I will raise another one for fun! I don’t care! You immediately enroll me in a dog licking class! Then lick a daughter-in-law for me and come back!”

Uncle also joked: "Yes! You must bring my daughter-in-law back to me, or you don't come back either! You live in groups with the gorillas!"

Li Yunge had a bitter face and was extremely wronged: "Look? I said you should get a divorce! Only when the parents divorce can the children feel the love of the father and mother. If the parents don't divorce, the children will be the victims!"

……

After another burst of laughter, Su Sa finally said, "Forget it, I'll go."

"You go?"

"Yeah, a woman disguised as a man."

When Su Sa came out in men's clothing and changed her appearance to make her facial features look handsome and evil, everyone in her aunt's family, except Jiang Si, looked dumbfounded.

It was the first time they knew that Su Sa had the ability to disguise herself.

"But do you know how to be the King of the Sea? Have you ever seduced a woman before? No, have you ever seduced a man?" Li Yunge asked.

Su Sa shook her head: "Look at my good looks, do I need to seduce others?"

Li Yunge: "Hey, in order to prevent you from repeating the same mistakes, we need to carry out a training. I heard that there is a Neptune training class in Shanghai."

"There is such a conscienceless thing as the Neptune training class?"

"Of course I have. Let me tell you that the customer is God, and there is a market where there is demand. Now in Shanghai, there are not only Neptune training classes, but also junior training camps and mistress group building courses."

Li Yunge popularized science to Su Sa.

Su Sa was really interested in this, so she dressed in men's clothes and followed Li Yunge to the Neptune class training site in a four-star hotel in Shanghai.

As far as the eye can see, there are some good-looking men in their 20s who are in class.

These men generally don't have much money, but they yearn for the extravagant life of luxury and money.

Hope it's all good for picking up girls in nightclubs.

So I came here to take classes and learn how to play with women.

Because these people generally have little money, the main learning is skills.

Li Yunge paid Su Sa a course fee of 3000 yuan, and Su Sa entered the classroom.

(End of this chapter)