Wedding night!My vegetative husband suddenly opened his eyes and kissed me

Chapter 71 I Want To Get Along With You As An Ordinary Person

Only those who have really ridden horses and braved the wind and waves will realize what is called the freedom to do as one pleases!
Su Sa galloped wildly among the mountains, one big and one small, all happy.

Little Baozi's face was flushed, he looked at Su Sa with admiration, and wanted to know what Auntie Ah Sa didn't know?
Does Aunt A Sa still have a pair of hidden wings?

Can you fly with me?
"Let's go back."

By a small river, Su Sa got out of the car, and she patted the white horse with her hand to let it go back by itself.

After all, this is a city, not a prairie, and it is okay to ride a horse occasionally to let the wind go, but it is unrealistic to continue riding like this all the time.

An old horse knows the way, knowing the way back is not a problem for it.

The white horse snorted a few times, rubbed Su Sa's body with its mane reluctantly, and then walked away step by step.

A thousand-mile horse often exists, but a bole does not often exist, and a good rider does not often exist.

Horses not only know the way, but also know people!
"Where else should I take you to play?"

While talking, Su Sa has already brought the little bun from the other side of the botanical garden to the road in the city.

The straight-line distance from here to the cultural center is 30 kilometers, but if you really drive here, you have to walk more than 70 kilometers, which already belongs to two different districts of Shanghai.

The Jiang family want to find themselves?

Ha ha!Think too much!

Xiao Baozi has a small drawing board with him.

He quickly drew a few strokes on it, and then showed it to Su Sa.

Su Sa couldn't help but smile when she saw it.

In the stick figure, Su Sa has brought him to the endless wasteland.

Then the two were actually riding camels together?
What is this for?

Elope with yourself, or go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Su Sa scraped Xiao Baozi's chubby nose with her finger: "I can't see that you are quite wild! How long are you planning to run away from home?"

The little bun smiled mischievously, revealing two rows of white teeth.

Obviously looking forward to Aunt Ah Sa taking him to roam the world.

"No, it's really interesting to go out for a day, if I really take you out for a few months, the old man and the old lady will go crazy!"

Su Sa sighed.

Although she doesn't like the nominal parents-in-law very much, she can't deny that they care about Qingliang.

Do not use children to stimulate the old couple.

Hearing that he could only play for one day, Xiao Baozi's expression suddenly became gloomy, and he pouted dissatisfiedly.

Su Sa scratched her head, she didn't know where it would be more appropriate to take her children to play.

"How about going to the amusement park?" she suggested.

This should be the dream of many children, right?

For example, when Zheng Yunfan was a child, he especially wanted to go to the amusement park.

Xiao Baozi shook his head, and then drew a few strokes on the paper.

"An amusement park for one person?"

Although Su Sa has never been to an amusement park, she also knows that the amusement park should be full of people and laughter.

In order to play fun projects, you have to queue up.

But Qinglang's amusement park was deserted.

Whether it is a Ferris wheel, a roller coaster, a bumper car, a bouncy castle, or a merry-go-round, there is no one.

There was only Qinglang, a child standing in the huge field, looking dispirited.

Su Sa understood.

It turned out that in order to ensure the safety of the little prince of the Jiang family, when Qingqing went to the amusement park, it was always empty.

It is not open to outsiders, only Xiao Baozi is allowed to play alone.

Local tyrants are real local tyrants.

Disappointment is also a real disappointment.

This is also playing with a hammer!
The security personnel of Jiang's family are not good at tracking, but Sha Jing is all good at it!
"Let's go, let's go to the amusement park. It's not empty today. Let's go play with other children. Let's grab together, go crazy together, and make trouble together." Su Sa made a decision.

Xiao Baozi's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he nodded vigorously, looking very satisfied with the arrangement.

……

There is still a short distance from the amusement park here.

But Su Sa didn't take a taxi, but got on the bus with the little bun.

Naturally, it was also the first time for Xiao Baozi to ride such a behemoth, with so many people in the same car, his eyes were full of freshness.

There were a lot of people in the car, and Su Sa wanted to avoid accidents like stampede caused by her overly outstanding appearance.

So in public, try to keep a low profile and pull down the hoodie.

But Su Sa neglected that the little bun's appearance is also so amazing.

As soon as he got on the bus, there were many passengers, especially female passengers.

Don't care if it's from grandma's generation, aunt's generation, or aunt's generation, all of them have bright eyes, staring at Xiao Baozi intently.

Those who want to touch their faces, those who want to pinch, those who want to kiss, all of them are eager to try and stare at each other.

It seems that I can't wait to stuff the little buns into their stomachs, as if they were born by them!
This wolf-like gaze made Xiao Baozi a little nervous, and he hurriedly hid behind Su Sa.

Su Sa sighed inwardly.

Sure enough, people who are too good-looking will have many troubles that ordinary people cannot understand.

Some people always feel that they are showing off when they say it, but in fact it is all from the heart.

When you go back, you must tell Qing Lang that the boy is outside, so you must protect yourself.

……

There were a lot of people in the car, and the seats were all full. Many passengers could only stand, including Su Sa and Qinglang.

Su Sa calculated that it would take at least a dozen stops from here to the amusement park, nearly an hour.

Little Baozi would be tired, so he pulled Qingliang and squeezed forward to the front half of the carriage.

There is a special seat for the "old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant".

At this time, the three seats were full of people.

An old couple, and a thick-looking man.

The man didn't feel at all that he was sitting in the wrong place. When he saw an elderly person passing by without a seat, he would deliberately close his eyes and pretend to be asleep.

Su Sa can't ask other passengers to give up their seats to Qinglang, because that would be unfair to others.

Everyone has bought a ticket, why should I give it up to you?

Letting go is a favor, not letting go is a duty!

But he can ask this man to give up his seat, because he is sitting in a seat that does not belong to him.

The special seat for "the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled and the weak" is provided for vulnerable groups.

Seeing Su Sa walking over with a child, the man repeated the same trick, closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep.

"Stop pretending, you stand up."

Unlike the others, Su Sa could only leave with a sigh when she saw this man pretending to be asleep.

She spoke directly.

The man couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore, he opened his eyes: "Why? This car belongs to your family!"

This question is very well asked.

As for how to answer this question, Su Sa is actually very experienced.

That is to say "this car belongs to my family".

Then "buy the car".

It's the same as the last time I humiliated the black aunt in that area.

But this time Su Sa didn't do it.

The first reason not to do this is that if you go to the boss of the bus company again, although the other party may not be happy, Su Sa feels that she is pushing herself a little too far.

It is true to be kind to others, but you cannot ask for it without limit.

The second reason is that you can't show off your wealth in front of Qingqing.

Because Sunny is destined to have countless wealth.

Su Sa can't give him a wrong demonstration, making him feel that everything can be solved with money, that is not conducive to shaping Xiao Baozi's correct three views.

Su Sa didn't want Xiao Baozi to become a spendthrift playboy.

Besides throwing money at it, we can still be reasonable.

Sister Sa doesn't mind coming once in a while to "convince people with virtue".

"This is a special seat for the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled. Which one do you think fits you?" Su Sa asked with a frown.

She is a genius doctor. Of course, she can see that this middle-aged man is in excellent health except for occasional constipation.

"Maybe I have it? Because people have a poor appetite during this time, and they always feel like vomiting. By the way, I really want to eat sour food."

The man is still covering his mouth as if to spit.

This is sincerely disgusting Su Sa.

The old couple who looked over eighty on the side said: "Such a small child will definitely be tired standing up. Come, sit with grandma."

The old lady actually wanted to stand up and give up her seat to the little bun.

And that middle-aged man still looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

Whoever likes to give up, I won't give up anyway!
At this time, it happened to arrive at a certain station, and the door opened.

Seeing the shameless appearance of the man, Su Sa suddenly smiled.

Originally, I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in return was shameless and slapping my nose!
I'm not pretending, I'm going to showdown.

Compared with "convincing people with reason", I seem to be better at "riding face output".

Alas, in fact, I really want to be a lady, but unfortunately this society does not give me a chance to be pleasing to the eye, and I am helpless.

Dear lady, why do you always drive good people into madness?

"Don't pretend to vomit, because you're about to piss." Su Sa said lightly.

With a swipe of her left hand, the golden needle between her two fingers, as thin as a cow's hair, accurately pierced the Langmen acupoint on the man's lower abdomen.

It's still summer, people generally wear thin clothes, and Su Sa's movements are extremely fast, so the man hardly feels anything.

He listened to Su Sa's words and thought it was very funny.

I want to pull?
I have been constipated for many years, okay!

It's been a week since I didn't untie my hand, and I'm still pulling... Suddenly he couldn't laugh!

Because the man suddenly felt that his lower abdomen began to have severe cramps!
The desire to excrete is ready to come out!

He clamped his legs desperately, but felt that he was about to lose control of the situation.

The dam is about to burst!
His line of defense is about to crumble and crumble!
"Hurry up and get out of the car, or you will be dragged in the car, and I don't mind taking a video and posting it on the Internet to gain fans." Su Sa said calmly.

Lanmen acupoint, located 1.5 inches above the navel, is an extra-meridian acupoint. This is the place where the large and small intestines meet, and it is also the place where chyme tends to stay after the diet is digested.

What is old constipation?
With one injection, Sister Sa can let you squat in the toilet to numb your legs!

If it weren't for the air in the car, I wouldn't want the man to dirty the seat.

If Su Sa's golden needle goes deeper, this man won't even have a chance to get off the car.

It's going to blow a thousand miles in the seat.

The man was really scared, he knew very well that now that the Internet is so developed, if he pulled his pants in the car, he would definitely become an Internet celebrity, who would be nicknamed "Brother Shit", and would be ashamed to be thrown to his grandma's house.

The man stood up tremblingly, and the door was about to close at this time: "Master, wait a minute, I'll get out of the car..."

In fact, he was already in a hurry, but he didn't dare to walk fast, so he could only walk with his legs crossed.

As soon as the door opened, the man got out of the car, he seemed relieved, and then the moment the door closed, everyone in the car heard a loud "bang"!
It wasn't a flat tire, but the sound of a man farting.

(End of this chapter)