I really can't act

Chapter 368 How to Debunk the Deception
"The way of eating 'Health Meal' is different from our usual meals. First of all, we have to recite the 'Fasting Mantra' before and after meals. Everyone should have a printed 'Fasting Mantra' on the table to read, and then put the Put everything you eat into the small plate at once, and don't put it repeatedly before you finish eating."

"Attention, you must chew it 36 ​​times when you put it in your mouth. When you chew it 36 ​​times, the content in your mouth will basically be liquid. This is the way with the least damage to the stomach..."

Someone asked: "Master, what should I do if there is a solid that is too hard to be chewed in 36 strokes?"

Answer: "Then chew 36 more times."

"It must be 36 times, can't it be 18 times, 17 times?"

"36 times is a complete process, you must not be lazy, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted..."

A few people felt that the reason was too nonsense, and complained, and were quickly invited out politely by the apprentice.There is a bunch of obedient audience left.

The entire auditorium was silent, only a very shallow chewing sound.

Of course Fang Yi and Ma ET couldn't move their chopsticks, but they both realized something. Fang Yi lowered his head and half covered his face with his right hand to avoid being photographed.

Ma ET said: "Some Internet thinking adopts this kind of screening process...When the base is large enough, we can always screen out people who match the signal. Such a user group is worthy of our trust...Because users are in Unconsciously, they were screened again and again, and the stickiness became stronger and stronger, but they firmly felt that it was their own choice, and then..."

Fang Yi: "Then those who play games can take whatever they want like Master Wang?"

"Yes—although it is some small tricks, there is also the same operating logic of human beings. It just keeps changing its face and bringing forth new ones in every era."

Master Wang's voice is quite mellow and has a good voice.While shaping the power, he explained:

"Don't put too much into your mouth at one time. Generally, half to one-third of your usual food intake is enough. You must eat all the food on the plate, and there should be no leftovers... When you eat When the time comes, you will feel very full, and half of the people will have the phenomenon of full hiccups..."

I don't know if there is a trust, or this is in line with some kind of psychological hint.Indeed, quite a few people in the auditorium hiccupped subconsciously.

This is not over yet, when Gao Chao appeared when Master Wang was leading the crowd to chant scriptures, all of them shouted in a drawn-out tone:
"The energy of the five elements—"

"The Essence of Six Armors—"

"Sanzhen Tiancang——"

"The ever-growing blue clouds—"

"..."

Fang Yi felt that something would happen sooner or later after staying here for a long time, so he nodded to Ma ET and went out first.

Soon, the horse ET people also came out.

He asked Fang Yi: "Director Fang doesn't like this kind of occasion?"

Fang Yi said bluntly, "I don't like it."

"The fan economy, isn't it similar to what we just heard?"

"Even if it's similar, I don't like it."

Although there are so many strange things in your circle, taking advantage of the weakness of human nature, it is not an act that should be praised.There is a high probability that Ma ET wants to have fun with Fang Yi. He likes to talk about this kind of mystical stuff, but Fang Yi doesn't even bother to watch it.

why?

Shouldn't heroes cherish heroes, or Master Wang's godhead is too low for Master Fang to look down upon.

Ma ET couldn't figure it out, so he could only take one step at a time.

——Looking for a place to solve the hunger.

Master Wang met the two distinguished guests smoothly in the afternoon, and his apprentice presented the latest work of Master Wang to them. It was a thick color book of sixteen pages, which introduced the life of Master Wang that may have been forged , and mainly take group photos of Master Wang and various celebrities.

In these group photos, there are many acquaintances of Fang Yi... It seems that these people have been there more than once.

No wonder Ma ET thought Fang Yi would also like Master Wang.

All crows are black.

The book also records some incredible deeds.

Fang Yi casually flipped through the page. This page reads that Master Wang treated Mao Zi's Minister of National Defense. When Master Wang met Indonesian leader Suharto, he did not salute when everyone knelt down.

This domineering air infected Suharto, making the other party look at him high and give him a seat.

How could anyone believe such a thing?
Ma ET obviously didn't believe it either. He started winking at Fang Yi after reading the book, and raised his head and said, "I wonder if Master Wang can show us your magical kung fu."

Master Wang had a troubled expression on his face, as if he had lost all vitality.

The apprentice said: "Master can't do kung fu now, Director Fang, President Ma, how about..."

Master Wang stopped his apprentice, "I can still persist! How can I say such things in front of distinguished guests? Come on, lead me to the practice room to rest for a while, I will wash my hands and change clothes, and then show it to the distinguished guests..."

The apprentice said anxiously, "But, Master——"

Master Wang is unquestionable, "Go and arrange it right away."

The apprentice burst into tears, but he pronounced the words very clearly so that everyone could hear clearly: "Master, if you forcefully exercise your kung fu like this, it will damage your lifespan, and it's not worth it... disciple, disciple..."

"Wow!"

The apprentice was slapped across the face and left in anger. Master Wang apologized to the two, "I'm laughing."

Soon came a younger one who obeyed the order, and they went to the so-called "practice room" together. In the middle, Master Wang staggered and added [-] points to his acting skills.

Fang Yi could only sigh secretly in his heart, why bother with his acting skills to engage in crooked ways, why not go to Hengdian and let the birds fly around in the vast world.

Soon, some disciples informed Fang Yi and Ma ET to go to the practice room.The two of them passed through one door after another, and saw Master Wang who was practicing meditation. His eyes that were slightly open suddenly widened, and he tried his best to create a "sparkling" look in his eyes.

Then, the apprentice grabbed a very aggressive snake that was spitting out letters, and grabbed it and dangled it in front of the two, making them instinctively feel scared and stay away.Then, with lightning speed, covered the snake with a basin, and the basin was on the table.

Master Wang stood up, muttering something.

Ma ET was very interested, "Do you want to see the legendary snake?"

The apprentice nodded, "Master is going to perform his kung fu for the distinguished guest."

Fang Yi said, "Change the table, or I'll move the snake to another place, and see how the master will perform his gong."

The apprentice said, "This table is very heavy, and it takes two or three people to hold it together to barely lift it... I can't do it alone."

Fang Yi: "Where is the snake, can't it change places?"

Apprentice: "The snake has already been put in. I don't know what state it is in now. If you lift the basin, I'm afraid you will be bitten. It's poisonous."

Fang Yi touched his chin:

That's right, this must be a three-dimensional defense. If it's a random deception, how could it be possible that no one would debunk it for so long?
(End of this chapter)