I really can't act

The nominations for the Golden Rooster Awards in 11 were quite unpopular, and there were some films that were unheard of before and since.

For example, "Erji" and "Love in the Covered Bridge" are almost completely unfamiliar to most of the audience, and they have not been on the theater; "Afterwards, the total box office was too low to be counted, because it was a work in the local dialect of Xihu City.

Viewers in other regions have to put on a pain mask and turn into a werewolf to watch this.

This group of styles are very different, and the cost is very different. It should not be in a film that matches the game at all, but it appears in multiple award competitions at the same time, making the media think that the Golden Rooster Award wants to have a major reform. First, the whole point The upset gave hints to the outside world.

Previously, the Golden Rooster Awards have been criticized for being too biased towards "main theme" movies, and too much influenced by political dogmatism. Hong Kong film humanities criticize the Golden Rooster Awards for "all awards are conditional"...

This situation has led to the rise of the mainland film industry, and the Golden Rooster has always been "in name" the highest award in the Chinese film industry. In fact, the "Golden Horse" award held by Baodao is more recognized by the industry-although the mixed private goods are not few.

But everything is worse than bad.

In the past ten years, none of the many best films of the Golden Rooster Awards has been shortlisted in the three major European film festivals. Let's take a look at these best films. Does anyone know?

"The Choice of Life and Death", "The Stormy Sea", "Warm", "On the Taihang Mountain", "Beautiful Big Feet"...

In fact, these films are very good, but not to the point where they represent the highest level of Chinese films that are held every two years. Pulling them out is really a hooting and self-destruction of the Great Wall.

The chairman of this year's organizing committee is Fang Yi's senior brother, and he is also a talent who tells the truth to the media. Earlier, the media asked him whether there will be "double yolk eggs" again this year?
Double yolks means that an award with an absolute attribute is awarded to multiple parties.For example, the "best" film is given to two or three films, and the "emperor" is given to two or three people... The result is that the credibility of the award is damaged, and the award loses its meaning.

Brother Kang is too honest, "Under the current system, there is no guarantee that no more double-yolk eggs will be born."

Pour a bucket of cold water on the media.

So much so that Fang Yi didn't take the Golden Rooster Award too seriously.He was shortlisted for "Best Picture", "Actor" and "Best Screenplay", and has a direct conflict of interest with "The Great Earthquake" and "The Piano".

But when he entered the venue and met Director Feng and Zhang Meng, the director of "The Piano", he could still smile and wave his hands. The other two directors were also in the same state as him, and everyone was more relaxed.

Maybe everyone has a prize to win, and they are all the best.

The Golden Rooster Award has not only produced double-yolk eggs, but also three-yolk eggs. Isn’t that just one for each person right now?

Not long after I was seated, an actor Wu Gang appeared on it, claiming to be the host of the awards ceremony, and then began to talk about stand-up comedy:
"The movie records the simple life and also writes the picture scroll of history. My mother "Warm" has a pair of "Beautiful Big Feet", and my father "Camel Xiangzi" walked with him through "On the Taihang Mountain"..."

It turned out that the names of the best films in the past were connected in series.

This job was a bit awkward, and Fang Yi felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, but the others appreciated it very much, and they all showed yearning eyes.

"Eh!"

Liu Tianxian pinched Fang Yi's flesh and whispered, "Will our movies be on this list in the future?"

Fang Yi: "I don't know."

She was dissatisfied, "It's your movie too~ Why don't you have any enthusiasm?"

"I dreamed that there was a person surnamed Han who told me that I could win at least one award, but I didn't know which one--now I naturally lost the surprise, and if I have the only award, I have to share it with other people. How can it make me happy? It's better not to, at least some people will feel sorry for me."

"You don't want me! Fang Yi, you are super confident, and the movies you make in the future will get better and better... I don't know if I will have the chance to win acting awards in this life. I cherish every honor."

"All right, all right," Fang Yi surrendered, his voice getting lower and lower, "We'll see in an hour, don't let everyone down."

There are a lot of awards in Fang Yi's house, many of which are rubbish that he has no time to claim, such as Macau Golden Lotus Best Actor, Best Director of Asian New Style, Annual Film of the Swoosh Fox Entertainment Festival... was forced to come over by the organizer, Fang Yi then It's stuffed under the storage box.

He was even the Best Actor in the 2010 and 2011 Houston International Film Festival!The sponsor behind this film festival is a domestic public relations company, which distributes more than 200 awards a year.

Sister Zhen was addicted to buying lists in her early years. When she was doing business, she reached a deal with the company.This made Fang Yi dominate the Pheasant Awards for a period of time, winning seventeen Best Actors in a single year.Sister Zhen then happily issued a draft, "Fang Yi, the Seventeenth Best Actor, makes another great achievement"...

"His number of movie stars has already exceeded the record"...

"What is the gold content of the seventeen film emperors? Fang Yi tells you that talent plus hard work is enough..."

Damn it, don't get me wrong, I want to send a lawyer's notice.

I warn you not to give me any more rewards!
Soon, probably thinking of Fang Yi's several boxes of pheasant prizes, Liu Tianxian said curiously:

"I read from the media that the golden rooster is going to be a big hit this year. Maybe it means that there will be no more eggs with double yolks and three yolks. Maybe you just participated in the first session of normalization."

Fang Yidao: "This is also the reason why everyone is willing to come. Although I have lived for ten consecutive years, every year I feel that this is the last time I really believe in you..."

Liu Tianxian felt that Fang Yi had an unusually poisonous tongue today and couldn't help laughing. She didn't know that she would also have a bunch of pheasant prizes in the future.

Throughout the awards ceremony, according to the importance of the awards, the most important ones were put in the back.During the period, Fang Yi came on stage as a guest presenter, and was responsible for handing out the award for the newly added award "Best Small and Medium Cost Feature Film".

A slideshow composed of a series of pictures on the screen, the content is the process of Fang Yi running around for "small and medium-budget films": at the office of China Film Han Sanping, at the screening interview at the theater, at the director's symposium organized... Without him, this award would not exist.

Because when the Golden Rooster Awards opened, they commemorated an old senior who had struggled for 40 years in the dubbing career, and gave her a lifetime achievement award, and everyone missed it together... At this moment, the award ceremony was halfway through, but suddenly it started to let go. Yi's slideshow.

Fang Yi himself read the manuscripts and made warm-up jokes on it, but he didn’t realize it. The people below felt it was obvious: This seemed to imply that he was taking over, and Fang Yi was the next one to fight for 40 years.

The director Lu Yang won the award, and the actor was Zhou Yiwei. A crew came up and thanked Fang Yi.

Before Fang Yi left the stage, he heard the 32-year-old director Lu Yang say: "Fang Yi has always been an actor I really want to work with, and he is also one of the directors I admire the most..."

Suddenly, the topic changed, ""Cinema for the Blind" is by no means the only movie I have. In future movies, I hope that I will be able to respect each other in the movies—I mean, imitate the movies he has made. a certain scene."

Lu Yang was really excited, he couldn't do without Fang Yi in three sentences.

After stepping off the stage, he walked over to him specially, so Fang Yi had no choice but to get up and hug him, congratulating him on winning the award.It is said that his films are good, and his techniques are also wonderful.

When his back was gone, Fang Yi whispered to the people around him, "Who is Lu Yang?"