The daily life of American drama detective

"Are you insulting me?!!!"

Rose stared at Chuck with a livid face.

"Am I insulting you?"

Chuck looked at him calmly.

"……It's you!"

Rose was stunned, but still annoyed: "You know that I am a Jew, and you know that pigs are unclean creatures to us. You compare me with pigs. Isn't that insulting me?!"

"Ok."

Chuck nodded frankly: "You're right."

"..."

Seeing that Chuck was insulting himself by not hiding it at all, Ross was extremely annoyed, blushing with a thick neck, but facing the calm Chuck, there was no more.

Don't say that he didn't have the courage to tear up his face with Chuck, just say that now his life needs Chuck to protect him.

So he could only keep glancing at his younger sister Monica, hoping that she would come over and rescue him.

But obviously the $400 thank you fee really made Monica very embarrassed, pretending not to see his wink.

After holding it in for a long time, he blushed and his neck was thick, and he couldn't get off the stage at all, and suddenly he choked out a word.

"Chuck, you can insult me, but don't insult yourself. If I am equal to... $165.7, then what is Monica? And what are you?"

"Wow! A sharp counterattack!"

Chandler laughed mockingly.

Rosen smiled.

Anyway, he and Monica are brothers and sisters, and Monica is Chuck's girlfriend. Everyone breaks the bones and connects the tendons. If you want to insult, you should insult together. Whoever is afraid of others!

"In Journey to the West, apart from Tang Seng and the protagonist, there is another important character, and that is the second brother Zhujing."

Chuck said calmly: "There is a classic saying in it that the dragon has nine sons, each of which is different.

There is another saying that the difference between people is sometimes greater than the difference between people and pigs.

Therefore, some people with huge differences can become siblings, and so can humans and pigs.

If you feel surprised, you can consult little Sheldon on this matter.

Believe me, he will explain it to you in detail. "

"Chuck."

Monica couldn't help tugging on Rachak's clothes.

"This is so interesting, it seems that there is a new joke on my show."

Chandler also smoothed things over with a smile.

"Don't talk about this on the show!"

Ross and Monica shouted in unison.

"This is the joke!"

Chandler shrugged and said with a smile: "Who do you think I am? Let's not talk about whether I said on the show whether this can be broadcast smoothly.

Even after it was broadcast, there must have been a tsunami of resistance and blocking, and I'm not stupid.

This is sarcasm, don't you understand? "

Seeing Ross's face was dark and silent, he joked again: "Actually, I don't think you need to worry about this, you have to donate money to your rabbi anyway, don't you?

Then donate more and let him help you manage it up and down. With your solidarity and economic influence, no one dares to touch you.

After all, in many urban legends, you are the real players behind the world, aren't you? "

Rose's eyes lit up instantly.

The so-called rabbi is a special class among the Jews, a symbol of teachers and wise men, who study various Jewish classics and serve as spiritual leaders of Jewish societies or synagogues.

And the Jews have a tradition of donating money to the church.

Such an organization with religious beliefs and an economic foundation does have enough influence.

Especially in the US.

You can offend everything in the name of correctness, but once you offend the incarnation of money, no matter how many buffs you have, no matter how correct you are, you have to stand aside and face the blast directly.

Chandler made fun of it and directly blasted away Ross's limitations.

After all, he was just an ordinary Jew in the past, and he had no access to the upper class.

Now, with 20.4 billion US dollars in hand, he is fully qualified to enjoy Xiao Xiang's happiness as a behind-the-scenes player.

Who cares about Detective Chuck?
I gave you the opportunity to let you be my connection, you are not only unwilling, but even more ridiculed and humiliated!

Now Rose looks down on Chuck a little.

I am the king of the world!
"Okay, I accept this check."

Detective Annoyance shook the $400 dinosaur check in his hand, and said with a half-smile: "After all, we are all friends, and we should help each other.

$400 is fine for gas, but next time it's your bodyguard, don't.

Otherwise, it would be considered a big favor not to give at all.

Either give more, or it will be easy for people to misunderstand, and make people feel a strong sense of loss psychologically, and then unbearable things happen..."

Seeing that Ross looked worried, he quickly added: "I mean the bodyguard in the future, not myself! Of course I'm not that kind of person! Hahaha!"

That night Rose contacted the rabbi who had watched him grow up.

The next day.

Detective Annoyed is heading to work in a sports car he bought with all his money, where he meets Detective Amy Santiago, his best friend.

"Why did you skip work yesterday?"

Detective Amy San Diego still has a bet with him and keeps an eye on his movements.

"To make money."

The annoying police detective complained: "Otherwise, I wouldn't even be able to drive the car."

"You finally decided to go to sea."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately mocked: "It's just that you look like this, even if you go to sea, I'm afraid you won't make much money."

"You are too blind."

The detective detective laughed and said, "With my looks and figure, I can definitely make a lot of money by going to sea to be a quack. Take a look at what this is?"

As he spoke, he took out the check for $400 from his pocket, and shook the number in front of Detective Amy Santiago's eyes.

"Hey, $400, so much?"

Detective Amy Santiago was a little surprised, and immediately mocked with a suppressed smile: "It's just that there is a dinosaur pattern printed on the checkbook?

Didn't you participate in some weird activity organized by some weird organization?

Listen to me, it's better to be quack quack quietly, don't make it so wild~"

"..."

The corner of Detective Detective's mouth twitched, and then he immediately laughed: "What kind of weird activity do you think it is to cooperate with Detective Chuck?

Why were you so keen on it before?Does this mean that you are hiding some weird hobby that is not known to outsiders? "

"Chuck looking for you?"

Detective Amy Santiago's attention was immediately diverted, as if to believe it or not: "I don't believe it! Why didn't he come to me for something?"

"What, jealous?"

The annoying police detective joked: "You still miss him? Let me tell you, there are a few more beautiful beauties around him, and you simply can't reach them."

"Who told you I couldn't reach it, back then..."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately tried to fight back, but stopped mid-sentence.

Detective Annoying and she looked at each other and then looked away. They didn't chase after the victory, as if this topic had never happened.

After all, Amy Santiago really admired Detective Chuck at the beginning.

However, the face value is only near the baseline of Chuck's scientific research, in the state of Schrödinger's cat, and the straightforward Chuck directly pointed out that only with the consent of Detective Detective, superimposed with a special identity, can he become a scientific research partner.

Since then, she and Detective Detective, the happy friends, have been pierced through a layer of window paper.

Although they haven't come together yet and still fight and fight, they have a consistent attitude towards these issues, that is, they are tacit and enjoy the extreme ambiguity of happy enemies.

"You haven't said why he came to you?"

Detective Amy Santiago changed the subject.

"he……"

The annoying detective was about to speak when a sports car overtook his sports car and sped away.

Ok.

Ok.

Mainly his car was parked there for gas.

The speed of the sports car passing by was appalling.

"What a beautiful Porsche 911 sports car!"

Detective Amy Santiago couldn't help but complimented, and then subconsciously said to Detective Annoyance: "It's much more beautiful and fashionable than the sports car you bought with all your money!"

"But this guy's driving skills are too rubbish."

The annoying police detective taunted: "It's hard to turn a sports car into a bicycle. No, calling a bicycle is an insult to a bicycle. Believe it or not, I can run faster than him!"

"I do not believe!"

Detective Amy Santiago laughed.

"Help me watch the car!"

Detective Annoyed threw the key in his hand directly to Detective Amy Santiago, and then chased after him.

"You're really here!"

Detective Amy Santiago caught the thrown key with a smile, pulled out the oil gun, and drove to follow.

The annoying police detective ran for several kilometers, and he actually caught up with the latest Porsche 911 sports car at the corner.

no way!
This car is really more novice than a novice. In order to slow down unnecessarily at the corner, he just turned off the engine.

"Hi, buddy."

Detective Annoyance followed after panting, then leaned on the back of the car and joked, "You're driving a sports car, not a bicycle!"

The people in the car window panicked for a while, and the sound of ignition kept ringing, as if they wanted to escape, which aroused the police instinct of the annoying detective, and immediately touched his waist with his hands, and said loudly: "Hey, buddy, what can I do?" help you?"

"It's me! It's me!"

The car window finally came down, revealing Rose who was clutching his chest and sighing in relief: "You're Jack, aren't you?"

"Ross?"

Only then did Detective Annoyance relax, retracted his hand, walked over with a smile, took a closer look, and found nothing wrong, then smiled and said, "Why are you?"

"I should ask this question!"

Ross complained: "Why are you! You were wearing sunglasses and I almost didn't recognize you! You scared me! Why are you chasing my car?"

"How dare you say it!"

Detective God Annoyance laughed and said, "You drive a sports car and let me run to catch up with you. What is that? If you do this in the future, don't go on the highway!"

"why?"

Ross refused to accept: "The high speed is only limited to fast racing, can't I drive cautiously?"

"I remember Chandler saying you're a doctor?"

Detective Annoying had a weird expression on his face.

"Correct!"

Ross proudly said: "I am a doctor!"

"I now know why Chandler talks about this, always likes to gesture."

The annoying police detective joked: "How did you get your driver's license? Remember, the high speed not only restricts fast racing, but also restricts low speed. Fortunately, I ran into me this time. If other policemen stop you, you will definitely He was fined!"

"Even if I am stopped, I believe the traffic police will understand me."

Ross said unconvinced: "Besides, do you think I care about any fines?"

"Ha ha."

Detective Annoyance smiled noncommittally, and then suddenly realized that he began to look at this sports car, and said with a playful smile, "The new sports car?"

"Yeah, pretty, right?"

Ross was very proud. He was no longer nervous, and finally restarted the sports car, and said goodbye directly: "Jack, I have something to do, let's talk next time!"

The Porsche 911 drove away slowly.

At this time, Detective Amy Santiago also drove up to catch up, and after receiving Detective Annoyance got into the car, he asked curiously: "Do you know him?"

"That's it."

Detective Annoyance stares at the sports car ahead.

"Not bad, you actually know such a high-quality friend, why don't you introduce me?"

Detective Amy Santiago laughed.

"Trust me, you don't want to know him."

Detective Annoyance made a sarcasm, then pointed at the slow-moving Porsche 911 in front of him: "Overtake him!"

Detective Amy Santiago hit the accelerator, and the sports car flew past Ross's car.

"Let's go to the bank first!"

The annoying detective shows the way.

"why?"

Detective Amy Santiago was puzzled.

"Cash the check first, or God knows if it will become a bad check."

Annoyed Detective played with the $400 dinosaur check, with a half-smile: "Then we'll go buy gifts."

"What gift to buy?"

Detective Amy Santiago's heart skipped a beat, and she pretended not to care.

"What to buy is not important, the price is the most important!"

Detective Annoyance laughed and said, "I want to buy a $234.3 gift for someone!"

"Why $234.3?"

Detective Amy Santiago was stunned: "Does this number have any special meaning?"

Her mouth was so tentative, her eyes kept looking at Detective Detective, she was afraid that this was a new popular romantic number, but she would not know it out of date.

"Because this number represents the deepest compliment!"

Detective Annoying had a weird smile.

Ok!

He also helped to save his life, but he only got $400. In order to save face for Rose, he also readily accepted to link this kind of life-saving favor with $400, instead of following Chuck's humiliating plan.

But in the end, the next day, seeing such a stingy Ross, he directly picked up a new sports car.

Ok!

It turns out that being stingy is only for others, for yourself, no matter whether you have money on the card or not, you can't wait for the moment to receive the prize.

Now it seems that Chuck is the most discerning!
He absolutely cannot ask for an extra $400 and must return $234.3 to Rose.

Ok.

Because he is the same as Rose, Ding is Dingmao is Mao, and the last thing he wants to owe is favors!

He saves Ross for $165.7!

Detective Amy Santiago could only suppress the doubts in his heart, and drove to accompany him to withdraw the money first, and then went to the mall to shop. Taking advantage of the annoying police detective to choose and choose, which made the shopping guide a headache, he quickly searched the Internet secretly What exactly does $234.3 mean.

But she couldn't find anything, so she had no choice but to give up in the end. After watching the detective and the shopping guide discuss it, she typed out the receipt, and the price was exactly 234.3 US dollars.

He watched helplessly as Detective Annoyance put the price ticket inside the gift and stuck it on the most conspicuous place, then called Chandler and handed it to him.

"What the hell does $234.3 mean?"

Detective Amy Santiago looked at Chandler, who just came over and saw the number instantly and instantly understood and high-fived Detective Annoyance, who was laughing, and was very crazy.