The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 320 Extremely Smart Little Howard, Misfortunes Never Come Single

"How about it?"

Ross suppressed his shame and aggrieved, and then came back with an expectant voice.

"Very angry."

Chuck naturally wouldn't expose the information about the beauty of the oil painting, so he calmly expressed his most intuitive feelings.

"I'll just say it!"

Chandler's mocking cry sounded.

"I mean clues!!!"

Ross growled.

"Is there anything else besides this red rose?"

Chuck asked.

"Gone!"

Ross shook his head.

"Are you sure?"

Chuck was expressionless: "You didn't say this red rose before."

"..."

Ross was speechless, and then met Chandler's little eyes full of jokes that hesitated to speak, and immediately broke his defense and shouted: "What are you implying?!!!"

"Don't get excited, just get used to it."

Chandler reassured: "Look at me, I've been misunderstood for so many years, and I've come here too, it's nothing."

"I am not spoiled!!!"

Ross yelled: "I didn't turn the corner!!!"

"Tell me what comes to mind."

Chuck didn't have time to listen to his impotent rage, so he hung up the phone directly.

Now he already knew that it was done by the oil painting beauties, and that was enough.

Subsequent matters have nothing to do with Ross.

This is about him and Anna fighting against the criminal group headed by the oil painting beauty.

Ross and the others don't need to know at all.

"What is his attitude?"

In the hospital, Ross, who was hung up on the phone, suddenly became more angry when facing Monica and Chandler. Thinking of the angry red rose behind him, and thinking of the 20.4 billion US dollars, he couldn't help himself.

"It's enough!"

Monica was also very annoyed: "Don't think about the past, think about you now, think about your future!"

"What about the past? What about the present? What about the future?"

Ross said angrily.

a few days later.

The news that Ross was kidnapped and the jackpot was plundered made headlines.

Life is full of ups and downs, nothing more than this.

Ross is still obsessed with the pinnacle of his life back then, urging Monica to ask Chuck from time to time, but the result naturally made him despair.

"Hi, my favorite cousin Rose, welcome back safely!"

Howard Jr. followed his extended family members to visit Rose who was recuperating at home from the hospital.

"uh-huh."

Rose scowled, unable to smile at all.

"Don't worry about the news outside."

Little Howard comforted him very considerately, and still had the flattering smile on his face when he learned that his cousin Rose won the huge prize.

"At least you won a lottery, didn't you? And you got married a second time, and it was free~"

Having said this, his expression immediately became wretched.

But it was this wretchedness that made Ross's face, which had been pulling, relax a little, and he said angrily, "What do you want to say?"

"I mean, you promised to invest in our very promising mechanical girlfriend project, no problem?"

Howard Jr. smiled and expressed his most concerned issues.

Ok.

As a future scientist, he is full of enthusiasm for scientific projects and only cares about science. As long as the progress of scientific projects will not be dragged down, he is very optimistic.

His science project planning is inspired by Leonard Jr.'s Hugbot and Sheldon Jr.'s Repelling Battlebot.

After three or five farces of aliens holding children from the earth, he has sublimated from these superficial appearances to taking this as an opportunity to formally have his own great scientific research path.

That's the Research Mechanical Girlfriend Project!
Think about it, if you have a mechanical girlfriend, what a benefit it will be to human beings, especially nerds like them!
Of course, this mechanical girlfriend is the main plan, and there are some subtle and hidden branches below, such as the mechanical girl branch girl plan and so on.

And when he learned that his cousin Ross had won a huge prize, he immediately made a PPT overnight, and went to sell his grand plan to his enlightenment mentor, wretched comrade, family clown, and ugly big cousin Ross.

Not surprisingly, my like-minded cousin also expressed great interest in this plan.

Unsurprisingly, however, their focus is somewhat different.

Give an example.

He paid more attention to the cruelty points of the mechanical girlfriend, which rose directly from the normal two hearts to three hearts.

Cousin Ross is more concerned about the oral organs of his mechanical girlfriend.

With the shadow of going to the hospital in the past and being ridiculed by everyone, Howard Jr. tried to draw his cousin's attention to his level, at least not to consider such a risky idea for a short time.

But whoever pays is the boss!

Fortunately, after that kind of ridicule over and over again, he has become somewhat immune.

At least under his insistence and protest, he went to the Princeton Teaching Hospital. In his case, he had been given a medical code number.

Shouting it out in public will not let people who don't know the inside know what it is.

So he suppressed the embarrassment and shadow very well, and seriously discussed with his big cousin.

Of course now he finally understood that it was all a misunderstanding.

It turns out that the big cousin with a strange focus is actually a fake, and the other party is a dentist... It's not surprising.

Human beings always have inexplicable fear of beings that can completely replace themselves, but they can't help but be driven by interests to approach them.

"What mechanical girlfriend project?"

Ross grumbled.

"that is……"

Little Howard tried hard to explain, trying to get his real cousin to agree with his plan.

"Do you think I still have money?"

Rose really wanted to scold directly, but looking at Howard Jr.'s fawning smile, this was the look up expression he needed most after losing the 20.4 billion jackpot.

So even though the reports had been overwhelming, and even revealed the angry red rose behind him, he still didn't want to say it himself.

So he tried to use his IQ to fight the ridicule: "You should know the most ridiculous part of this plan, right?"

"Where is it ridiculous?"

Little Howard accompanied him with a smile.

"Those who have the conditions to vigorously research and promote this are naturally not short of money, right?"

Rose looked at Howard Jr.

"of course."

Little Howard could only nod.

Scientific research is not something that is created in the garage without any conditions. That is not called research, it is called hacking!
"Since they have money, do you think they will lack girlfriends?"

Ross complained: "With this money to invest in this mechanical girlfriend who may not be able to use it for a lifetime, he has played with all kinds of girlfriends."

Faced with such doubts and complaints, Little Howard greeted him with a smile and tried his best to explain until he realized that there seemed to be no hope. no more?"

"We are only talking about the idea of ​​this project now!"

Ross tries to keep himself scientific.

"That is, there is really no money left."

Little Howard looked at Rose in amazement, then shook his head and smiled: "No way? No way?"

"Didn't you hear that I was kidnapped before accepting the award?"

Ross couldn't stand the change in his little cousin's attitude before and after, so he broke his defense and shouted: "I am like this, where can I keep money?!"

"so?"

Little Howard looked at him contemptuously: "Of course I know about this, but I also know that the fake Rose performed remotely based on the information you provided.

Fortunately, you are still a doctor, and even claim to be the smartest person in our family, just this brain?
Wouldn't you take this opportunity to take the opportunity to save more money for yourself? "

"how to do?!"

cried Ross.

"It's simple."

Little Howard's eyes showed wisdom: "When that fake Rose stood in the spotlight and became the recipient of the 20.4 billion grand prize, he had already attracted everyone's attention at that time, and countless mad bees and butterflies would sweep away. Come.

If I were you, I'd tell that fake Rose that I'm always there, and I'm always there for every beautiful woman who comes to my door, and it makes him feel good.

Then take the opportunity to ask him to send valuable gifts to every beautiful woman who is happy.

If you do that, there are many valuable gifts that can be given back now.

That's enough money to live happily and invest in my mechanical girlfriend project.

There is also an answer to why you invest in the mechanical girlfriend plan if you have the money to find a real person directly?

At first glance, you don't have the spirit of a scientist at all, and you don't have the thinking of a rich man. Is the Mechanical Girlfriend Project comparable to ordinary real people?
It is fun and novel to play, and it will be really successful in the future. It is also a very profitable project and will become a new money growth point.

Even if you invest a small amount of money, you still goofy, no wonder you are so rich that you can't keep it! "

"..."

Rose's expression was wonderful.

He really never thought of it.

Then he immediately ran to find Chandler and the others.

"what?"

Facing Rose's question, everyone didn't react for a while.

"You ask us how many beauties did Ross date?"

Chandler mocked: "Why, you still want to take over?"

"No."

Rose asked anxiously, "I mean, did he give them any expensive gifts?"

"The kind that can be recycled!"

Little Howard added with a smile.

Everyone looked at Rachel in unison.

"Look at what I do?"

Rachel was disgusted: "You don't think I accepted some expensive gifts from him, do you?"

Speaking of this, she looked at Ross with disgust: "It's a good thing you can think about it!"

"It's his idea!"

Ross saw if there was any, and immediately didn't want to bear the infamy, pointing at Howard Jr.: "I'll just ask..."

"Don't pretend, this is all your mature experience."

Chandler joked: "Last time, the taste of Bai Piao was so good, Divorce~"

"Stop thinking about this mess!"

Monica said unhappily: "Can't you recover from your injuries safely?"

"How can I not want to?"

Ross shouted in frustration and resentment: "Now the 20.4 billion prize is gone. I think I can recover a little bit. Is it wrong?"

"That's right!"

Monica sneered and said, "But don't just think in the direction of good things. You have given valuables to many beauties so you can take them back now. You can get back a little bit.

Then do you still want to blame me for realizing that it was a fake prematurely, and asked Chuck to rescue you?

After all, according to your theory, if you pretend to be a fake for one more day and consume more, then you can recycle more today, right? "

Speaking of this, seeing Rose's stunned look, she couldn't help it anymore, and cursed: "OMG! You really think so, and you don't think about it. You were imprisoned there, beaten into that kind of pig-headed face, should you explain it? I have explained everything that should be explained, even buying an apartment for me, I just want to buy it for you and rent it to me.

This kind of stingy person has long been exposed, how could he buy valuables for so many beauties!
You were so cowardly back then, how dare you have such an idea?

And even if you do it boldly, have you thought about the consequences?

Those kidnappers can make fake Ross use your credit card to buy those things in your name.

Do you still think it's a smart idea when they're gone, leaving you in debt? "

"No!"

Ross yelled in horror: "Don't tell me, my credit card was maxed out?!!!"

"You can be lucky."

Chandler sneered: "If it wasn't for that fake Ross who was also deeply uncomfortable with your stinginess and directly used the bonus to buy Monica an apartment, you would be burdened with more than just the money for your Porsche 911 sports car now!
If it wasn't for Monica who saw through it so early and let Chuck rescue you in time, the fake Ross whose money has already been transferred would definitely swipe your credit card madly. "

"The most important thing is that people are okay."

Joey put his arms around Rose's shoulders and said comfortingly, "Even if your credit card is swiped, it's no big deal. You have a stable job, and the money can be paid back slowly."

"This one……"

Speaking of this, Rose felt a little embarrassed with his slightly improved pig-headed face.

"what happened?"

Joey was puzzled.

Ross works in a museum, and has always had a stable job with a good income. Yuan Tiankong and Monica's high-paid chef, Chandler's high-paid IT talent, and said that among old friends, they don't worry about money. The trio has a high quality of life.

In stark contrast to them are Joey, an actor, Rachel, a waiter, and Phoebe, a freelancer.

Their income is low and unstable, and they often feel overwhelmed by the shared expenses of gatherings with old friends.

Although Joey loves his job, sometimes he has to admit that Rose's job is good, and when he goes out to pick up girls, he can make people look up to him.

Joey was dumped by his girlfriend once because Joey didn't have a stable and serious job like Ross.

"His work is probably yellow!"

Monica had a headache: "The mentality after getting rich, his own mania, what do you think will happen when he meets the museum curator again?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless, and there were pictures in front of them.

It must be Ross who turned around and completely slapped the former boss in the face. This is the idea that most beaters will have.

Not to mention that under Chuck's reminder, everyone knows that Ross has a very serious mania under his tender appearance. Sometimes he can't control his anger at all, and explodes at the slightest bit!

"You can apologize to the curator and say that's not you!"

Joey immediately snapped his fingers and pointed Ross in a direction.

"good idea."

Chandler shrugged and said with a smile: "It's a pity you missed the point, which is that what Monica said is probably going to be pornographic."

"So it's not yellow yet!"

Joey smiled and said, "It can be remedied!"

"Do you know why there is no yellow?"

Chandler said with a playful smile: "The director of the museum is also a good person. After winning the huge prize, he greeted Ross with a smile. No matter how Ross behaved afterwards, the director of the museum did his duty, that is, to smile. Solicit sponsorships, don't flirt with any potential big donors, and make Ross feel as good as he can.

Yes!
You can now indeed say it was fake Ross, not real Ross!
But with Ross's face, Ross who has no money, do you think the curator will still greet him with a smile?
Does it make any difference to him if it's real or fake?

Besides, the newspapers published the cause and effect, knowing that the fake Rose also acted according to the real Rose's ideas.

If you ask me, it would be better for Ross to resign voluntarily, otherwise the future will definitely be very painful.

Of course, unless the curator also likes red roses~"

Ross: "..."

(End of this chapter)