The daily life of American drama detective

"So that's why you hate drugs and alcohol so much?"

MAX is so optimistic that he can't help but gossip.

"Did you know I'm from Texas?"

Chuck looked at her.

In the American TV series Bankrupt Girls, MAX is already a mature body, and she has not seen any major physical problems, so Schrödinger's sequelae, for her who is extremely optimistic, the result of the collapse of the probability cloud should be positive.

"I know!"

MAX nodded straight: "Many people even call you the Texas Light!"

"You know what more people call Texans?"

Chuck asked.

"Uh."

MAX hesitated, but under Chuck's gaze, he still boldly said frankly: "Red neck, old white man!"

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly added: "These are all those damn discrimination and damn insults! Don't say that your neck is not red at all, and you are not old at all..."

Before he could finish speaking, Chuck interrupted: "I'm 23 years old."

"..."

MAX suddenly choked there, looking at Chuck's face, he didn't feel it at first, but when he said it together with his age, he couldn't say anything that wasn't old at all, so he could only sneer and say, "You are Mature tough guy demeanor! Much more handsome than those creamy pussies! No comparison at all!"

"I know."

Chuck knew that what MAX said was from his heart, so he accepted it as a matter of course. Looking at MAX, he continued to ask: "Then do you know why it is called an old white man? How do you explain this old word?"

"why?"

MAX gave Chuck a little bit of trouble.

She thought she knew.

But after thinking about it carefully, she felt that there was indeed something wrong, why did she have to add an old word?
Even if the Texas side looks precocious like Chuck, but his appearance is the pinnacle when he debuted, and he can't be called an old name at all.

"Because there are no young people left."

Chuck said solemnly: "Drugs and alcoholism have caused infertility, and the chance of deformed children has greatly increased. A large number of adults and adults are running to metropolises with more dense populations. There are fewer and fewer white men."

"puff!"

MAX was drinking water, and when he heard this, he spit out the water from his mouth, coughed, and shouted, "What kind of hell joke is this meow?"

"If you're not a Texan, you don't know, there is a famous saying in Mexico next door, Mexico is too far from heaven, but too close to the United States."

Chuck said calmly, "So what kind of hell joke are you talking about?"

"Holy shit!"

After MAX laughed, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Hell jokes are only funny if they sound outside of Hell.

And people in hell, even if they laughed along with them, they couldn't laugh at all in their hearts.

Because I am also part of the joke, the clown is me!

However, the extremely optimistic MAX is really not Gade, and soon she laughed again, and the nympho in her eyes when she looked at Chuck became more and more obvious.

"Are you telling me a joke on purpose? Tell me, even if Schrödinger's sequelae in my situation are very bad, it's actually just a very common and common situation. Reassure me not to worry, right?"

"as long as you are happy."

Chuck was noncommittal.

"Of course I'm happy! I'm so happy!"

MAX smiled brightly: "If Bernie knew about this, she would definitely be envious! Hahaha!"

"What are you talking about, so happy?"

At this moment, a person walked in and smiled.

When MAX saw him, a smile immediately froze on his face.

"Hi, I'm Lisa! Boss' assistant!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, introduced herself with a smile: "You must be MAX."

"Don't! You are MAX!"

MAX looked at the proud figure of Lisa, a big girl from Texas, and the dazzlingly beautiful face and eyes, and made fun of himself.

"You are so funny."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, immediately smiled knowingly.

"You know me too?"

The negative emotions in MAX's heart disappeared in a flash, and he regained his optimism. He looked at Lisa, a big girl from Texas, from the perspective of a female Si Ji: "So it was your assistant who was in charge of investigating me and contacting Bernie and the others?"

"No."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, pursed her lips: "I've been working as a shadow doctor in this hospital for the past few days. I heard them mention you, so I know."

"Shadow doctor?"

MAX is not surprised that other people will mention her. After all, with her figure, she is too topical, and she is always the center of gossip. She is curious about other things.

"Aren't you the assistant of Detective Chuck?"

"I'm!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, looked at MAX with complicated eyes: "But recently, because of the case of Dr. Edward Oster, it reminded me of my original dream.

Be an excellent cardiothoracic surgeon.

Boss also fully supports me.

I hesitate.

After all, I'm so old, I haven't touched a book in a long time, and now I'm going to medical school, and I don't have much confidence.

Boss advised me not to rush to make a decision, and then helped me arrange the opportunity to be a shadow doctor in this hospital. "

"Your original dream was to be a cardiothoracic surgeon?"

MAX has a poisonous tongue and a yellow tongue, and he brought it out unconsciously: "I understand you! Sometimes being too big is really an annoyance. I imagined that if I were a cardiothoracic surgeon, I would definitely slim down the two of them~ "

While speaking, he had already pulled down the quilt, lowered his head and complained.

"..."

Lisa, a girl from Texas, twitched her mouth and reminded: "Cardiothoracic surgeons focus on heart surgery, not breast reduction surgery."

"Is it divided so finely?"

MAX laughed and said, "After breast reduction, the burden on the heart is less! It's also heart surgery!"

Seeing Lisa, a big girl from Texas, looking at him and not speaking, MAX quickly changed the subject: "What is the shadow doctor?"

"It is to give people who don't know what doctors really do, an opportunity to understand what doctors do in their daily work."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, explained: "It's like a shadow. You can follow her to see what she does. After a few days or a week or two, you will have a better understanding of this profession, so you can be better. It is up to you to decide whether you really love this profession, and can accept the good and bad of this profession! You will not regret doing it in the future.”

"That sounds good."

MAX envied: "You still know how to play, we have never heard of such an opportunity."

"You will have many opportunities in the future."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, looked at her meaningfully: "Trust me!"

"Stop comforting me."

MAX laughed at himself: "I'm not as good as you, but I still want to be a doctor. I didn't even graduate from high school. I really have big breasts and no brains."

"As long as you are willing to learn, it is not as difficult as you imagine."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, said with a smile: "Besides, you look smart, and you might become a female scientist in the future."

"Hahaha."

MAX suddenly burst into laughter, and pointed to his nose: "Me, a scientist? I am best at making cupcakes, and I will be a cupcake scientist in the future?"

"It's all right."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, glanced at Chuck and said with a smile, "Anyway, it's good to do scientific experiments!"

"You have been this shadow doctor for a few days, how do you feel?"

MAX asked with a smile.

"good."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, thought about it: "There are good and bad, but the overall feeling is that I am looking forward to it. The world also needs more good doctors with a conscience!"

"You became a doctor instead of being the assistant of Detective Chuck?"

MAX curiously said: "I feel that if I choose, I will definitely choose to be the detective assistant. It is both majestic and exciting!"

"maybe."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, glanced at Chuck with complicated eyes: "But people still have to have a little dream, study hard to improve themselves, otherwise it will be a stagnant pool.

You know that something like water has to flow to be more alive. "

"I know!"

MAX answered immediately: "It's more moist!"

"Yeah, it's smoother, fresher, and more interesting."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, looked at the still young MAX and sighed.

The girl in front of me is actually not as good as her in appearance and figure, but she is better than a fresh one. For scientific experiments, freshness is a variable, and it is the fun of exploring the unknown.

And who can refuse a fresh and fun person who has a great appearance and body, and more importantly, is full of pornographic jokes?
She judges others by herself, so she really can't refuse.

"Okay, let her rest."

Chuck finally spoke: "We should go back."

"Okay!"

Seeing what Chuck said, Lisa, a big girl from Texas, finally smiled.

It seems that the boss is not bored with him, driving her away in a disguised form, but really wants her to chase her original dream.

Only then did she finally make up her mind to suspend her job and keep her salary, go to medical school, pursue her original dream, and at the same time, work hard to improve herself, so that the scientist-essential boss sees her as a scientific variable in the eyes!

Her senior and her occasional weekend classmate, Jane Banner, is an FBI agent after all. It seems that the other party has seen this early on. The detective's keen sense of touch made the other party take the initiative to take this step.

Now it's just the pressure on her.

The next day.

new York.

Columbia University.

Biology laboratory.

"Shit! This is too miserable and infiltrating!"

Detective Annoyed and Detective Amy Santiago tried not to look at the corpse on the ground. When they saw Chuck coming in, they hurriedly greeted him: "Chuck, you're finally here."

"How's it going?"

Chuck asked.

"Meet Dr. Noah Fogel!"

The annoying police detective waved back flamboyantly, and showed Chuck the corpse lying on the ground behind him.

Detective Amy Santiago took another look, moved away quickly, covered her mouth, her throat dilated and contracted, as if she wanted to vomit.

no way!
The one lying on the ground couldn't see his face at all, and his body was covered with little white mice.

This is a biological laboratory. The iron frame that is obviously used to keep the mice is half down on the ground, and there is no mouse in the cages inside the iron frame, and all the mice have run to the ground. This one is called Dr. Noah Fogel.

Not to mention trypophobia patients, any ordinary person seeing this scene would find it extremely terrifying and unbearable.

However, Chuck is used to enduring all kinds of discomfort, so he looked at it with a calm face, and told the people from the forensics department who came in: "Collect these mice and lock them up, and focus on monitoring them."

"Isn't it?"

The people in the forensics department complained.

"These are worth maybe $500 million."

Chuck was succinct.

"what?!"

Everyone in the forensics department was stunned, and one of them who liked to be shrewd couldn't help complaining: "Could it be that someone hired these mice to kill people and spent 500 million U.S. dollars?"

"Do you discriminate against these... these rats?"

Detective Annoying wanted to make a joke, but the word cute came to his lips, and he couldn't say it.

"Listen to Detective Chuck's instructions. If something goes wrong, you will be in big trouble then."

Detective Amy Santiago reminds.

The people in the forensics department had no choice but to take these mice away from the dead one by one and put them in cages.

"Is this evil that comes with evil?"

Detective God Annoyed waited until all the mice were captured, then dared to look directly at the corpse, looked around, found no signs of being attacked, and joked: "When using these mice for experiments, they accidentally moved them. The shelf, was injured and knocked out by the shelf, the wound attracted the free mouse from the collapsed cage, staged a righteous revenge?"

"That's what it means."

Chuck said frankly: "It's more like a free choice than being shot eight times in the back."

"Too."

Detective Annoyance immediately laughed and said, "It's more comical than a dog shooting and killing its owner. After all, it's a tragedy of a relative killing itself, and this is a comedy that animal protectionists love to see."

"It's more like hanging yourself with a rope around your neck, and then holding a shotgun to your chest in fear that you won't die, and shooting yourself apart. The long gun flew more than nine meters away. It's more like suicide."

When the campus police of Columbia University who brought people over first heard this, they couldn't help laughing and participated in it.

"You are enough!"

Detective Amy Santiago interrupted speechlessly: "It's addictive to say this!"

What they said was more weird than the other, but these weird cases were all determined to be suicide in the end.

Most Americans know that this is pure nonsense, but they have no choice but to use these as jokes to ridicule the sex.

Detective Amy Santiago saw that the Columbia campus police officers on the side were all involved, so he could only interrupt quickly, otherwise they would be allowed to continue in this way, and they would talk endlessly from morning to dark, without repetition.

"Murder?"

After letting the Columbia campus police who laughed and participated for a while go out, Detective Amy Santiago looked at Chuck and asked seriously.

"The one who was shot eight times in the back was murder?"

Chuck asked back.

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago smiled wryly: "Is that what Eli Wardridge did?"

"It's not his doing, it's his."

Chuck said straightforwardly.

"You mean someone put the blame on Eli Wardrickie?"

Detective Amy Santiago mused.

"Who else is more suitable to take the blame than a mad god of war?"

Chuck calmly said: "God of War came back, and found that the eldest daughter was put to death by a famous alcoholic doctor, and the drug-addicted nurse falsified an organ transplant donation card, and she was going to be dismembered.

The youngest daughter sold blood to the research institute where she worked. She shed blood for the country in the battlefield, and shed tears for the research institute after returning. Eight shots are more convincing? "

Detective Amy Santiago: "..."

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