Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 260 Tall, Handsome, Smart and Humorous Like Me

Chapter 260 Tall, Handsome, Smart and Humorous Like Me
After arriving at the hotel, He Huan asked the tourists to pack their luggage. His luggage had already been packed, and Master Feng had already taken it out.

Tourists return their down jackets at the front desk.He Huan looked at Long Teng, "It's cold, you can wear it, and take it off when you get in the car."

"Hmm." Long Teng turned around and entered in his down jacket.

He Huan went to the special products department to buy a large bag of snacks, and when the cash register saw that Xiaobailong had automatically discounted them.

"Little Bailong, why did you buy so many snacks?" Master Feng asked curiously when he saw him coming out with snacks.

"It's been a long time in the car today, let them pass the time."

"You are so kind to tourists!" Master Feng took it and carried it out.

After a while, tourists also came out one after another. He Huan reminded them not to leave anything behind, and asked Master Feng to lead them to the eco-car in the scenic spot and check out at the front desk.

He paid the bill at the Oulu Hotel, and the room rate was still 660, and his room was given away.Going back to reimburse the account is based on the actual number of 900 rooms used.The funds are also received according to this.

It was the room that was given to him, and Master Feng sold it!
It's unbelievable to think about it, but he still has a price difference of 3300.

Mr. Ou came over and took his shoulders, saw the bill, and looked at the front desk, "Xiao Bailong's room is free! Didn't Xiaobailongtuan open an extra room last night? Or pay him 660 !"

"Mr. Ou, that guest has checked out." The front desk explained the situation.

Mr. Ou looked at Xiao Bailong in surprise, "Do you dare to accept customers with depression?"

"She concealed it when she signed up for the group. This is not the key. The child was forced out of depression by the family. I also concealed it for her, but she used the child's depression as a tool. I really didn't expect it."

After talking about the miraculous operation of the woman last night, Mr. Ou stared wide-eyed, "Tell them! You can get an extra bed for free!"

He Huan shook his head, "It's not crowded to sleep with that child, and I really miss that child, mainly because of his mother's way..."

He Huan shook his head, Mr. Ou nodded, looked at the front desk, "What's the name? Put her in Oulu's blacklist."

"She probably won't come again." He Huan said, "People who went to Jade Dragon Snow Mountain said that there is nothing to see in the barren mountains and mountains. She used to travel abroad! She is so awesome!"

"Hahaha..." Mr. Ou laughed, "Then let's send this kind of talent abroad!"

He Huan also smiled, and shook Mr. Ou's hand.Mr. Ou sent him out, sent him all the way to the eco-car, waved his hand, and then turned back.

Tourists looked at him, Xiaobailong is a friend who comes and goes everywhere.

Long Teng hugged the lily, and the seat next to him was empty. Everyone tacitly believed that the two of them were sitting together.

He Huan sat next to her.

The eco-car drove to the parking lot outside.Cars outside are not allowed to enter the scenic area, and they must change to an environmentally friendly car in the scenic area.

The woman suddenly said: "Let the tourists wait for the tour guide for a long time. Is there a tour guide like you?"

The tourists looked at this wonderful thing in amazement!It's only been a few minutes?The tour guide is checking out!Even if you say a few words to your friends, can't you?

He Huan turned around, smiled and said, "Ma'am, you don't want to wait for the tour guide to go by yourself."

The tourists all laughed.

Yuan Yuan looked at his mother, very embarrassed, knowing that it was because brother Xiaobailong persuaded his father to transfer him to another school, but mother disagreed, so he made trouble for brother Xiaobailong everywhere.

He didn't know what to do, only full of embarrassment.

Going outside and getting on the tourist bus, Master Feng turned on the air conditioner.

He Huan watched Long Teng put the lilies into the table hole, "You put on your clothes first, the air conditioner will heat up after a while."

"Ah."

As the car drove out, He Huan stood up and faced the tourists, "Let's go to Lugu Lake now! The estimated time is four hours, and we will arrive at Lugu Lake for lunch around one o'clock.

Lugu Lake is located between Yanyuan County in Sichuan and Ninglang County in Yunzhou, at the junction of Sichuan and Yunzhou, under the jurisdiction of the two provinces.In addition to the Yi, Pumi, and Mongolian ethnic groups, there are also the Mosuo people, a matriarchal clan that has continued to this day.

If Lijiang is the capital of love and death, then Lugu Lake is the place of indulgence.The Mosuo people do not have the oppression of marriage and family, thanks to the feudal ethics of the rulers of the Qing Dynasty, which were blocked by these mountains, they did not come here.

Compared with the various restrictions of the patriarchal society, the young men and women in Lijiang went to the third country of Yulong in pairs. The Mosuo matriarchal society is open and inclusive in the feelings towards children.

This is a paradise of free love, perhaps this is the third country of Yulong in reality. "

Everyone looked at He Huan longingly.

"The custom of snatching marriages is still popular in Lijiang now. People usually think of snatching marriages as very romantic. Naxi's snatching marriages is actually a nostalgia for the matriarchal society and a kind of resistance to patriarchy.

The Naxi people were originally free in love, and the mother made decisions about the major events in a child's life.Daughters can inherit and take away the property of the family.The status of women is higher.But later they changed their lands and returned to their native lands, so they had to obey their father at home and their husband after marriage.

The girl misses her life in her natal family and does not want to live in the man's house.That's for sure!Few people live with their parents now, but in the past, when they married a man, they had to live with the man’s family and serve the man’s family.

Men are playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and women are wearing stars and wearing moons.This is why love death is dominated by women. After marriage, many women will commit suicide and leave their husband's family even if they cannot enter the third country of Yulong.

If the bride refuses to leave home, the groom will come and snatch the marriage and take him to his own home.This custom evolved.This is not romance, this is a kind of helplessness. "

Yesterday, I heard him talk about the custom of love death in Lijiang, and tourists are still sad now.

"Compared to the helplessness of the Naxi people in Lijiang, the Mosuo people are much more free. They live in the mountains and are a matriarchal clan, and all the women in the family have the final say.

Therefore, the girl does not need to marry and go to the man's family, but lives in her own family for the rest of her life.After the 13-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, you can go to social activities.In addition to the men of relatives, you can associate with any other men.

But it doesn't mean that if you see the right eye, you will be so..."

"What?" a visitor asked.

He Huan laughed and said, "You hugged your girlfriend and asked me a bachelor! Are you pretending to be innocent? Are you bullying others?"

"Hahaha……"

"After that, it will take about three years of antiphonal singing and dancing. It's all group activities. It's just falling in love in public. Just like you are doing now."

The lovers who leaned on each other looked at him with sweet smiles.

"When you are about 16 years old, your love has not been defeated. You can meet at the girl's flower building at night. The girl's flower building will be built when you are 13 years old. It is independent of the big family, that is, outside the grandmother's house. of.

When the young man goes to a meeting, he needs to bring three things.One is food, mainly to plug the mouth of the girl Hua downstairs.The second is a hunting knife, which is used to cut the latch.

I don't know if they change the latches every day.Too much latch.It does not conform to their environmental protection concept! "

"Hahaha... stop talking! Say it!"

"I think that since the girl intends to invite someone to come, she is not willing to set up three barriers for him. It should be that the door is slightly ajar, and the door will be opened with a flick of the latch."

The tourists smiled at him.

"Because Mosuo is also a nomadic people. There are many ethnic groups in Yunzhou. Boys will wear hunting knives after they come of age." He Huan said, "Dogs go out with girls every day, so they must have known each other a long time ago. Bring some food to touch Dog head, definitely won't bark."

"Hahaha……"

"When you get upstairs and meet the person you like, that's the third thing on the stage."

Everyone laughed.

He Huan looked at them, "What do you think?"

Long Teng looked at him.

The tourists laughed even more ambiguously.

"What are you thinking? It's too impure!" He Huan said.

The man also smiled, covering Yuan Yuan's ears and leaning on his shoulder.

"How do you know we're impure? You see what's in our heads?"

"You're still pure even though you're in a flower building! Are you talking about life and ideals?"

"Do you dare to say, what is the third thing?"

He Huan looked at them and said with a smile: "Hat!" Looking at their expressions of holding back their laughter, "Look, what are you thinking!"

"What do you think we are thinking?" said a tourist.

He Huan didn't answer, but said with a smile: "After the young man went upstairs, he hung his hat on the window and told passers-by that there is a famous flower here, so don't bother him. Then he has to go through the window and leave before dawn. .”

"Why don't you go through the door?"

"Maybe turning the window is more handsome?" He Huan said.

"Hahaha……"

"It proves that you haven't lost your feet after a whole night!" He Huan said again.

Everyone covered their faces.Long Teng glanced at him.

"There is also a way to enter through the window and exit through the door. It should be that the girl wants to test the young man's physical strength first. After verifying it, she feels sorry for him and lets him go through the door."

"Hahaha……"

"Whether you walk through the door or through the window, if you go to Hualou to meet at night, it's called Mojin, and if you leave quietly in the morning, it's called Shuochu. This is Mosuo!"

"What a good image! Sneak in and get out quietly!" said a male tourist.

"Hahaha..." The car laughed.

He Huan looked at the tourist, "Handsome guy, your explanation is good, it seems that you are a master in this way!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed wildly.

"Because they marry each other in the evening and leave in the morning, men do not marry women, so they are called walking marriages. The man calls his lover Axia, so walking marriages are also called Axia marriages. The children born are raised by the woman's family and take the woman's surname. , but declare with whom it was born.”

The boys covered their faces, "Isn't this the same as borrowing seeds?"

The girls said: "Don't you want to raise children and don't want you to be responsible, isn't that what you want?"

He Huan looked at them and said with a smile: "If you want to raise, you don't raise your own children, you want to raise your sister's children."

"Hahaha……"

"That's why they are called uncles. Uncles have an extraordinary status among many ethnic minorities in Yunzhou. Even in a patriarchal society, if you want to marry a girl, you often have to ask for the consent of the girl's uncle, and honor your good uncle."

The tourists are all smiling.

"The father will be invited to the child's full moon and coming-of-age ceremony. But the weight of the father's presence is far less than that of the uncle. During the Chinese New Year, the child will also visit his father's house, and the father will also give gifts to the child."

"Is this to ask for New Year's money?"

"Yes!" He Huan nodded, "It's just a small gift. The father knows the son but doesn't raise it. He raises his own sister's child. The child knows the father but doesn't kiss him. He has a close relationship with his father: Dad, where is my mother? No."

"Hahaha……"

"I just met Abo on the road, nodded and passed by. They called Dad Abo."

The boys covered their faces, "It's so miserable!"

"Walking marriage has nothing to do with any property status, so tall, handsome, smart, and humorous, just like me."

"Hahaha..." The tourists smiled and waved their hands at him, "Little Bailong! Are you going to get married by walking, let us go by ourselves?"

Long Teng looked at him with indescribable eyes.

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like