Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 281 Ten Thousand Arrows Are Fired
I slept comfortably until after nine o'clock, and got up to the courtyard.I saw Long Teng standing in front of the railing, looking at Lugu Lake.

He Huan walked over and stood beside her.Thinking of being drunk last night, He Huan felt a little embarrassed, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

Long Teng nodded.

"Slept well last night?"

"Ah."

He Huan looked back to see that there was no one in the courtyard, and grabbed her hand on the railing.

Long Teng's face flushed slightly, but he didn't move.

In fact, He Huan still wanted to hug her, but he didn't have the same courage as last night.

"Look, we're leaving. It's cloudy and sunny today." He Huan looked at Lugu Lake shrouded in clouds.

Long Teng rolled his eyes at him, He Huan smiled, and looked at Nanshen Mountain again, "Look at that cloud over there, it's raining, and the sun is shining on our side."

Long Teng looked over, and saw that the side of Male God Mountain facing Goddess Mountain was covered by a dark cloud, the rain was like beads, and it was misty.

"It's really raining! It's amazing!"

"This is very common in Yunzhou." He Huan said, "So it is said that the weather in Yunzhou is different for ten miles, but it doesn't need ten miles at all. Sometimes, when you see it raining in the bedroom, you go to the balcony to collect clothes, and the sun is shining!"

Long Teng smiled.

"It's just under that cloud."

Long Teng looked over, "It seems like a hole opened in the sky, pouring water out."

"It could also be fairies singing."

Long Teng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized what he meant by singing, he pulled out his hand and punched him, He Huan laughed.

It rains over there, and the sun rises here. The rain and fog in the distance and the sunlight nearby are mixed together. The so-called cloud and rain are probably like this.

Unlimited beauty.From time to time, the rain gradually stopped, and a rainbow connected the Goddess Mountain and the Goddess Mountain.

He Huan excitedly pointed at the rainbow, "Look! Varukana couldn't see Gomu, so he cried, and his tears turned into a rainbow bridge, finally reaching his goddess Gomu!"

"Yeah." Long Teng was also very happy, watching the sunset and sunrise, the moon and stars, the clouds and rain and the rainbow with him.The scenery seen by two people is really more beautiful than that seen alone.

Turning to look at him, he suddenly pulled his hand pointing at the rainbow.

He Huan smiled, looked at Rainbow, and let her hold his hand.

"Did you get scratched by a cat?"

"Ah?" He Huan also lowered his head, looked at the palm of his hand, then at the other palm, "Damn it!"

The palms of both hands are full of fingernail marks.

"Damn it!"

Long Teng looked at him with a half-smile, "Dancing last night was very fun!"

"Ah!" He Huan remembered, "I didn't feel it at all! I've been looking for you!"

"Doesn't it feel like scratching like this? You didn't scratch it back?"

"Really!" He Huan said hastily, almost swearing, "I wouldn't have discovered it if you didn't tell me!"

Long Teng dropped his hand, turned around and left.

He Huan looked down at his hands, those two women were too cruel, weren't they?Scratch him like this?

Look at the rainbow again, it's a good morning, I was scratched.

I hate them so much!

Suddenly the mood is not good.

At ten o'clock, the little white dragon group left Lugu Lake.

The tourists laughed and said, "Little Bailong! Last night you told us not to play around, did you enjoy yourself?"

He Huan looked at Long Teng, Long Teng ignored him because he was scratched by the wild cat, and looked out the window.

Stop at the viewing platform, and many tourists go to the viewing platform as the first scenic spot when they come.

They arrived late the day before yesterday and did not stop.

Leaving now, everyone looked at Lugu Lake with the sun on one side and clouds on the other, with a panoramic view of the beautiful scenery.

Satisfied and reluctant.

Several tourists shouted: "Lugu Lake! Goodbye! I will come again next time!"

A group of people got into the car again and drove to Lijiang.

Seeing that everyone picked up their phones, He Huan said, "Don't play with your phones! Going down the mountain today and going up again, it's still the [-]th bend of the mountain road!"

"Little Bailong! You're hot, do you know that?"

"Will you report to the Little White Dragon Group if I'm not popular?"

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed, "No! You're hot again!"

"The most educated and singing tour guide in Yunzhou! Hahaha, he is our tour guide!"

"Once again envied by the whole network!"

He Huan also picked up the phone.There are videos of him all over the internet.Hot searches accounted for three.Sing a Naxi love song, sing a wedding night song, and sing a black and white dispute.

He used to be famous for his singing, but this time at the Langfang bonfire party, his singing became popular, and the neglected village of Langfang was also discovered by everyone.I'm afraid that after the little white dragon group left, it would be difficult to restore tranquility there.

But more fire is the dispute between black and white.

Everyone finally discovered that Xiao Bailong not only can sing, but also explains very well!Has a wealth of historical and cultural knowledge!

Xiaobailong sang to each other in Stone City and Yuanyang Valley, and became a good brother to the Yi brothers and sisters.

Walking the Marriage Bridge yesterday, Xiaobailong justified the names of the Naxi and Mosuo people, and sang the love songs of the Naxi and Mosuo people at night, and became a good brother of the Naxi and Mosuo brothers and sisters!
Many Naxi and Mosuo forums are reposting his videos.

Lijiang tourism official Weibo and some ethnology researchers also participated, praising Xiaobailong.

There are praises all over the Internet, saying that Xiaobailong is the most educated tour guide in Yunzhou!Said that Little White Dragon made them realize the real Lijiang and Lugu Lake!
He Huan was very happy. Everyone finally realized that the essence of a tour guide is to explain and spread culture.

I went to a party last night and got drunk again. I didn’t look at my phone. Check it now. There are a lot of news in the tour guide group.

He Huan likes to read news in the group, but doesn't like to send news.

Hundreds of messages, let's see how everyone praises him?Click to open:

[Who is traveling to attend classes?Don't they all come out to have fun?Who cares about history and culture? 】

[Years of experience have proved that tourists like vulgar ones!The more obscene the joke, the more tourists like it!How noble do you think they are! 】

【Xiao Bailong's resounding slap hit all of us on the face! 】

[Brother was blocked on the bridge at that time, and he didn't dare to go up to say hello to him, he didn't deserve it. 】

[All Yunzhou tour guides said this before, but now all Yunzhou tour guides have become a laughing stock! 】

[The female tour guide was picked up!Being raped by the Internet!humiliated!Complaint!Be disbanded!Is little white dragon happy? 】

[@小白龙, you are bullying a woman in full view!Bully peers!All visitors applaud you!Is it cool? 】

[What do tourists know?Reported that the Xiaobailongtuan is of high quality and culture, and may like to hear about these historical cultures.But most of the groups, especially those with low prices, won’t listen to what you say!I just love listening to those colorful jokes! 】

[Now all the tourists, regardless of the pornographic jokes they heard before, laughed out their big yellow teeth, and asked us where they can climb the flower building?It's really funny to turn into a gentleman to accuse us now! 】

[Lijiang’s classic guide words are not: Brother Pang Jin, Sister Pang Jin, you vote for me, do I vote for you? 】

[I was talking about history and culture in the car, and they were playing cards underneath, tell me to shut up!Let me tell them jokes and sing Yunzhou folk songs!right!It's the kind of song that Douyin is very popular in! 】

[Now the tour guides in Yunzhou have become garbage!Tourists and locals alike have become innocent white lotuses! 】

[My tourist asked me: Tour guide, why are you talking nonsense to us?Xiao Bailong said it was not like that! 】

[It is recommended that Xiaobailong Izumo Prefecture guide word interpreter for the whole province, tourists can press and broadcast wherever they go, we don’t need us anymore. 】

The big brother who seldom speaks in the group said: Xiao Bailong is right, the tour guide should guide tourists to understand the real cultural customs.Since he brought it up, everyone should do more homework when leading the group, and don't talk nonsense.

[Everyone keeps saying this! 】

[Tour guides are miscellaneous, not experts! 】

[We also admired him for his lectures in the Minzu Garden before!He wants to spread real cultural customs, so he gives lectures!Instead of subverting what we have been talking about in front of tourists! 】

【right!We are a group, and the perception of our tour guides on the Internet is already very bad!No matter how much we quarrel, we will not go online to attack him! 】

【Little Bailong is famous now, he only has himself in his heart.In front of so many tourists, he was speechless when he refuted his colleagues and was aggressive. He got applause. What did the female tour guide do wrong?
Bringing a bunch of dirty tourists!Isn't it just to make tourists happy?Which female tour guide likes to tell dirty jokes to tourists?Now she is being complained about being bullied online, what did she do wrong?The only thing she did wrong was meeting the little white dragon! 】

[We also said that!The female tour guide had the misfortune to meet Xiao Bailong!But any of us could be her!All of them may become the target of Xiao Bailong!He slapped all of us in the face!He made his name! 】

[Xiao Bailong should go to school to be a professor, or go to a research institute to do research, not to be a tour guide! 】

[The teachers of the Tourism Vocational College say so!Please Xiaobailong change the teaching materials first! 】

[Pang Jin Ge Pang Jin Mei shop is full of places in the ancient city of Lijiang, Xiao Bailong has to change it! 】

【Little Bailong has become a good brother of the Naxi people!Forgot who promoted Lijiang before Xiaobailong?Aren't we tour guides?
Now we have all become trash tour guides who discredit the Naxi and Mosuo people!Pick up the bowl to eat, now they are full, put down the bowl and scold their mothers! 】

[Leave all of Lijiang to Xiaobailong alone!Let's see if the little white dragon group can support the economy of this tourist city! 】

Suddenly, He Huan received a message that he was removed from the group by the administrator.

The elder brother sent a message: You temporarily withdraw from the group, and lead the group well.

He Huan: Did I do something wrong?

Senior brother: I also said the same thing as you, but what you said was posted on the Internet.You are so famous!It affects everyone.There are tens of thousands of tour guides, and most of them are just for making a living, not for cultural transmission.

There are also tens of thousands of tourists, and most of them just come out to hunt for novelties, not to inspect the customs and customs.There is no right or wrong.But online is black and white.Do you think that what you said is black and white is accompanied by this nation, will they understand?
The elder brother said it very gently, but He Huan could still feel that the elder brother also felt that he had done something wrong.

He Huan: I didn't think about it that much at the time, and I didn't expect it to be posted on the Internet.

Senior Brother: You are a celebrity now.

He Huan turned off the screen. He only saw that everyone was praising him, but he didn't notice the other side. Everyone was scolding the Yunzhou tour guide for misleading everyone for so many years, and the Naxi people and Mosuo people were also scolding them.

He becomes white and they become black.

There is no companionship, only incompatibility.

But he really didn't want to hurt his colleagues in the past.

I don't know how to justify it either.

Everyone in this group came step by step, supporting him and leading his seniors.

He Huan felt extremely uncomfortable.

Long Teng watched him keep scrolling through the chat records, and tears gradually filled his eyelashes.

Gently held his hand.

He could hold back without touching him, but after touching him, He Huan turned his head and leaned on her shoulder.

(End of this chapter)