My Xueba Life Simulator

Chapter 160 Elopement (40 words, can be slaughtered)

"You are really two love-brained brats. Tell me your parents' phone numbers, and I'll call them to pick you up."

Gu Feng decided that it would be better to send them home, since such little ghosts should be kept outside, so it would be strange if nothing happened.

"No, we won't go back."

The two spoke in unison.

"Then be taken away by the police, you choose."

Gu Feng looked at their immature faces.

Ling Xiaoxiao didn't know what to do. Although she appreciated the pure relationship between the two, it seemed wrong to support their elopement.

"Big brother, please, don't report us."

The two little ghosts immediately begged Gu Feng, and exaggeratedly hugged Gu Feng's thigh. This bendable posture reminded Gu Feng of Meng Tiantian.

"Big brother, you also have a girlfriend, do you really have the heart to beat a mandarin duck?"

"Beautiful sister, hurry up and persuade big brother, if we are sent back, our parents will definitely never let us see each other again."

"Yes, if my mother finds out that I have eloped with someone, she will definitely kill me."

Xiao Nai cried until the pear blossoms were raining, and Ling Xiaoxiao couldn't bear it.

She looked at Gu Feng: "Xiao Feng, otherwise..."

"Let go first."

Gu Feng pulled the two brats away, and then said, "Sit down for me, since you want to elope so much, I'll calculate the cost of elopement for you two."

"Huh? Big brother wants to teach us how to elope."

Huo Ming seemed to have misunderstood Gu Feng's meaning. Xiao Nai looked at Gu Feng and then at Huo Ming in surprise. The two finally chose to sit obediently on the sofa, ready to listen to the experience of adults.

Ling Xiaoxiao also pricked up her ears curiously. Didn't she think that her junior has experience in this field?
She had actually thought before that if her father didn't agree with her being with Junior Brother Feng, she would elope with Junior Brother Feng to the Imperial Capital and let her father have nothing to do with her.

Gu Feng obviously felt that the audience had misunderstood his original intention. He wanted the two little ghosts to retreat, not to face the difficulties.

He coughed twice and said, "A couple, or two ordinary people, must first ensure their survival, and then it involves food, clothing, housing and transportation."

"Both of you have eloped, so you will definitely not be able to go to school, because if you go to school, you will be caught by your parents, so you can't live in the school dormitory."

"Where do you live? You can only live in a convenient hotel or rent a house. Compared with renting a house, a convenient hotel is definitely cheaper, but you have to pay monthly, and many of them are deposits. , the rental of many cheap houses near the university town costs 500 yuan a month. A single room includes a toilet and no kitchen. bucks."

"This is still an ideal state. If you can rent a house, it is more likely that you can't rent a house. Then you have to fight guerrilla warfare, that is, wandering between Internet cafes, bathing centers, or hotels and B&Bs. Now these places are regulated. If it is difficult to find a place to live, it means that you may have to sleep on the street, squeeze into bridge holes with homeless people, and underground shopping malls. You are a boy, but a pretty little girl like Xiao Nai is likely to be bullied."

"I won't let Xiao Nai be bullied! I will protect Xiao Nai!"

Huo Ming held Xiao Nai's hand tightly, as if he had seen the scene Gu Feng described.

Xiao Nai bit her lip, a little worried that she would really meet a hooligan.

Ling Xiaoxiao also became nervous, and Gu Feng's words made her imagine a scene where a group of hooligans surrounded the two brats.

Gu Feng continued, "Well, when Xiao Nai was molested by the hooligans, you stepped forward, and then you were beaten up, or they were driven away by you, anyway, you will definitely be injured and sent to the hospital, oh no , You can’t go to big hospitals, you still have to register your identity, you can only go to small clinics, small clinics for one treatment, infusion injections and medicines, let’s count 500 yuan for you, which is equivalent to your one-month rent, this is the consequence of fighting.

Then you are faced with a situation where you cannot find a place to live and you are injured. "

"Then, then we can go to KFC."

Huo Ming suggested.

"You can go to KFC, the cheapest thing is to order 2 Cokes, and sit there from morning to night, but when people have to get off work, you will still be driven away, and you will have no place to sleep at night."

Gu Feng analyzed.

Huo Ming was suddenly speechless.

Gu Feng continued: "The accommodation problem cannot be solved, this is the biggest problem."

"That...Actually, I know some Internet cafes, and you don't need an ID card to book nights."

Xiao Nai suddenly raised her hand and said weakly.

"Okay, let's assume that you are allowed to live in an Internet cafe. It costs 24 for one night, 48 for two people, 1440 for a month, which is more expensive than renting a house. Of course, an Internet cafe has a computer that can surf the Internet, which is also a good choice."

Huo Ming and Xiao Nai nodded immediately, and Ling Xiaoxiao also thought it was a good plan.

Gu Feng continued,

"After the accommodation is settled, it's time to eat. Two people, according to the minimum standard, three meals a day. If it's all instant noodles, it will cost 15 yuan per person. Of course, the premise is that you can bear it, plus It costs 2 yuan to buy water online, which is 17 per person, 34 for two people a day, 1020 for a month, plus 1440 for accommodation, the basic consumption for a month is 2460."

Huo Ming swallowed: "Need, do you need so much?"

"I'm not done yet."

Gu Feng said, "If you need money, you must go back to find a job. Then the transportation fee is also a sum. For you to take the bus, just recharge the bus fee of 50 yuan, 2 yuan each time."

"You can find job postings online, but basically there is no recruitment of child labor."

"Ah, it's not child labor, I'm 14 years old."

Huo Ming said stubbornly.

"14-year-olds are not recruited either."

Gu Feng said frankly, "So it is very difficult for you to find a job. Only those part-time jobs that distribute flyers may use you occasionally. Distributing flyers will not happen every day. You may be lucky if you can find two or three companies to distribute flyers a month. Distributing leaflets costs a maximum of 100 yuan a day, and some may only cost 60 yuan. Even if you calculate according to the highest standard, you can only earn 300 yuan a month for distributing leaflets.”

"so little."

Huo Ming and Xiao Nai obviously feel that the future is worrying.

"Because you don't have a diploma and are young, even if you are a waiter, people dare not take you, or you find some uneducated restaurants, pretending that you are an adult, and washing dishes for others, barely earning 1000 a month, which is not enough rent."

"Is washing dishes so cheap?"

Huo Ming asked.

"Everyone's 50-year-old aunt does a better job than you. Of course you can only get this money. If you meet some people who delay their wages, it will be even worse for you."

Gu Feng raised his eyebrows and said.

"Then, the two of you live together, what if you have a baby?"

"little baby!"

Huo Ming and Xiao Nai sat upright at the same time, feeling their brains were struck by a bolt of lightning.

Ling Xiaoxiao had the same reaction as them, feeling that things were getting more serious.

"Suppose you have a good relationship, both work hard for each other, and keep each other warm during countless hungry and cold nights, it is inevitable that some more intimate things will happen, and then Xiao Nai becomes pregnant, what should I do?
Pregnant at such a young age is definitely not acceptable, so I can only go for an operation, and the operation will cost a lot of money..."

"Well, I can raise Xiaonai and the baby."

Huo Ming's self-esteem was at play again, he said seriously.

Xiao Nai looked at Huo Ming moved.

Gu Feng calculated the cost of raising the child for Huo Ming again, and the boy's face turned livid with fright.

Xiao Nai's heart also began to retreat.

It turns out that the perfect elopement in the imagination has to face so many difficulties in life, just thinking about it is scary.

Huo Ming's New Year's money is only 2000 yuan, which is not enough for two people to spend for a month.

He was very frustrated, it was too early for him to raise Xiao Nai.

"What should we do? Are we going to be forced to separate?"

Xiao Nai looked at Huo Ming crying.

Huo Ming wiped Xiao Nai's tears and said, "No, we will never be separated."

"Have children watched too many idol dramas?"

Gu Feng felt that his head was a bit big.

Ling Xiaoxiao pushed Gu Feng, "Should we help them?"

"Sending them home is the best way to help."

"Ah... well."

Ling Xiaoxiao felt that what Gu Feng said was right, after all, the boys and girls were too young, but if they could listen to Gu Feng's words, it proved that the two of them could still be saved.

"Now you still have a way to solve the problem."

Gu Feng raised his index finger, and the three of them looked at him in unison, their eyes full of expectation.

It's fine with the boys and girls, senior sister, why are you looking forward to it so much?

"You take the initiative to go home, say that you went out with your classmates, and forget about the elopement, so that your parents won't blame you. At the same time, study hard, get a good school, and get a diploma in the future. Naturally, you can find If you have a good job, you have a job and income, you can naturally choose who to be with and who not to be with. When the time comes, you will elope again, and you will be much more sensible than now. Get married and have children, and everything will be smooth. okay?"

Gu Feng said lightly.

Huo Ming nodded heavily: "Xiao Nai, can you wait for me?"

"Of course, I will wait for you. Obviously, we will be together."

Xiao Nai said seriously.

Ling Xiaoxiao looked at the two with bright eyes, and sighed, "It's such a beautiful and pure relationship."

Hehe, it's just a little brainless, childish words are not taboo, who will remember when they grow up.

Gu Feng thought so, but he didn't say it out. Everyone is so simple, so he seems a little complicated.

"Big brother, can you not send us back tonight?"

"Well, we want to stay here tonight, please."

"That's right, this is the first time Xiaonai and I have eloped, and we have to stay at least 24 hours."

"That's right."

Ling Xiaoxiao had no objection to the two brats pestering Gu Feng, so Gu Feng had no choice but to agree.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow must go home."

"Okay, it's a deal!"

Gu Feng made an agreement with them, and then went to the home of the little devils.

Xiao Nai took Ling Xiaoxiao to soak in the hot spring, and Huo Ming went to enjoy the warmth of the bathtub.

Then they connected to the karaoke in the room and started singing.

Gu Feng watched Ling Xiaoxiao having fun with them, and unconsciously felt the joy of happiness.

"Wow, big sister sings really well."

"Xiao Mingming also sings well."

"What about me?"

Xiao Nai asked.

"Xiao Nai's voice is the best in the world."

Huo Ming praised.

Gu Feng feels that Huo Ming is really good at talking nonsense with his eyes open.

"Girls are meant to be coaxed."

Huo Ming leaned close to Gu Feng's ear and said.

Gu Feng was sweating, and unconsciously gave Huo Ming a thumbs up.

After making noise until midnight, everyone fell asleep exhausted.

Ling Xiaoxiao slept on the big bed with Xiao Nai, Huo Ming, and Gu Feng.

Xiao Nai and Huo Ming are in the middle, and they are on both sides.

The big bed room is indeed a big bed room, and four people can squeeze it in.

Xiao Nai and Huo Ming kept holding hands, and in the middle of the night, Huo Ming talked in his sleep, "Xiao Nai, everything will be fine."

The next morning, Gu Feng got up early, bought breakfast for them and came back.

Because of the biological clock, Ling Xiaoxiao also got up earlier.

Huo Ming and Xiao Nai were drooling from sleep.

The way the two children hold hands looks very friendly.

Ling Xiaoxiao couldn't bear to disturb them.

However, when they smelled the aroma of fried buns, they woke up by themselves.

After breakfast, Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao sent the two young couples home.

After watching them arrive at the door, Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief like good old men, and prepared to go back to school by car.

After a night of emergency repairs, the national highway has finally recovered and can be opened to traffic normally.

Getting on the bus again, Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao held hands and sighed at the same time,
"It's nice to be young."

(End of this chapter)