He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 160 156. Playing with Lizards [Two in one, understand everything]

Before the lottery draw, Nekoyashiki couldn't help but think about the problems that need to be dealt with urgently.

[After Shi Ying submits the recommendation letter, it will inevitably attract the review of 'Kew Garden', and expose the lie called 'Inuyashiki Shiori'...

Hmm... It would be great if I could directly draw the ability that can be used to deceive the killer organization. 】He couldn't help but make a wish.

It's not easy to have a vest that can make direct contact with 'Ishizakura Baiyou', and even sneak into 'Kew Garden'.

He really didn't want to give up.

After leaving Mizaki Building, he tried to search the auxiliary equipment store.

It's true that I found a lot of abilities and props that can fool 'Kew Garden'.

But if you want to be seamless and achieve good results, the price will inevitably be expensive.

Therefore, Nekoyashiki inevitably pinned his hopes on this lottery.

Regardless of the helper prompt, he chooses (click to extract).

'Drawing will randomly obtain mall items or abilities (above 100000 points).

Do you want to confirm the draw? '

'Yes! '

The fireworks special effect that will appear when winning the prize flashed before my eyes again.

But this time the light effect is much weaker than before, and Nekoyashiki's secret path is not good.

This is the taste of guarantee!
'A special item has been obtained: reality modifier (limited version, original price 100000 points!)'

【whispering sound!Sure enough, the minimum value of [-] points is guaranteed! 】Cat Yashiki showed a dissatisfied Yanyi expression.

On the table next to the 'delay device', a small silver metal square box appeared again.

The metal box is very smooth and delicate, but there is a very simple and crude big red button on it.

Let the cat house think of a GIF stalk:

'It's a magic button, just press it and you get a million.

But the price is that your friend's life will be shortened by one centimeter...'

Another thing I have never seen before, Nekoyashiki clicked on the item introduction with the mood of seeking knowledge.

'Special Item: 'Reality Modifier (Limited Edition!)'

Item effect: The reality can be modified according to the user's desire!

Note 1: This item is a one-time special item!It will disappear after use!Owners please use with caution!
Note 2: The limited edition has an upper limit for modification, and it only takes effect for events related to the individual's own interests!

Cat Yashiki directly: "???"

[Ah this...

Your assistant is too obedient, too cooperative, too good at observing words and expressions, right?

Isn't this obviously given to me to make a wish to modify the reality and rationalize 'Inuyashiki Shiori' in the hearts of everyone in the Killer Organization, so as to deceive Kew Garden?
Really, what do we want, what will you give?
So straightforward?

Tsk!If I knew about it, I would have wished for something more precious! 】Cat House Shiki belly slander.

Having said that, the boy decided to try the upper limit of this reality modifier (limited edition).

Honestly, even though it's called a 'reality modifier'.

However, it inexplicably gave Maoyashiki a kind of visual sense of the "Peace Star" that can fulfill wishes in the ancient TV series "Iron Armor Little Treasure"...

Nekoyashiki pressed the button and made a bold wish: "Please just let me have endless points!"

'turn down!Wish to exceed the upper limit of the reality modifier! '

The panel quickly pops up a prohibition prompt in the form of a 'red circle ×' that keeps flashing
"whispering sound!"

"Then please add 1000 million points directly to me!" Nekoyashiki pressed the button again.

'turn down!Wish to exceed the upper limit of the reality modifier! (Note: If individuals want to gain points, they can choose to recycle the 'reality modifier!')'

"Oh? Can you exchange the original price for 10?"

Nekoyashiki's eyes lit up, [Recycle for another [-], I now have a discount on double holy artifacts.

If you recycle it and buy it back at a discounted price, wouldn't you earn 16667 points directly? 】

'The recycling price of special items or abilities that individuals have acquired is only half of the actual acquisition price! '

"cut!"

Nekoyashiki touched his chin, [I think so, if you can use the discount provided by the holy artifact to buy discounted items at a low price, and then recycle them at the original price, wouldn't you be able to earn unlimited points for free prostitution?
As expected, the auxiliary device will not leave such a loophole! 】

"Then let me become the strongest in the world... No, let me have a combat power comparable to Ishizakura Hakuyou!" Nekoyashiki pressed the button for the third time.

【Honestly speaking, there seems to be no difference between 'World's No. [-] Powerhouse' and 'Shi Ying Bai You'...】 He thought to himself.

'...'

'A reality modifier of [-] points, do you think it is possible? '

Word by word jumped out of the panel, as if disdainful.

"Hey? Why are you still using an anthropomorphic tone!
This will not work!

If it were in a light novel, the humanization of Goldfinger would be a big poisonous point that would lead to subscription collapse!

Fortunately, this is the real world! "Cat Yashiki complained.

"Then... how about letting the alien Dongyue Caicai fully possess human emotions?"

Nekoyashiki raised his head subconsciously and glanced at the stairs.

In my mind, Dongyue's lovely face when she was sleeping flashed across.

In the palm, the warm and soft touch still lingers in my heart.

'turn down!It has nothing to do with personal interests! '

This time Nekoyashiki was not happy.

He frowned, "What kind of talk is this! How come it has nothing to do with me?

This is obviously related to my life event of getting married and having children! "

'Due to the brazenness of the individual, the auxiliary device will initiate a self-destruct sequence! '

"Slap baa baa!
No need!

Although I don't feel sorry for you ruining me, it's quite troublesome to go to the supermarket every day to bring food back to feed Winter Moon God.

so be it.

Please make my vest: 'Shiori Inuyashiki' rationalized in the minds of everyone in the killer organization 'Kew Gardens'! "

Nekoyashiki pressed the red button one last time.

'One-time special item: reality modifier (limited edition) used successfully! 'A refreshing green prompt pops up on the panel.

In the next second, the reality modifier in Nekoyashiki's hand turned into a little bit of starlight.

There is no sound, but it gives people the feeling of broken glassware.

The starlight drifted upwards, disappearing before touching the ceiling, like fluffy cotton wool that was incinerated and turned into fly ash in the air.

[It seems to be done. 】 Nekoyashiki rubs his hands together.

Next is how to use the special item 'Extended Time Extender for Auxiliary Equipment'.

But as a master of time management, Nekoyashiki decided to make a bowl of cup noodles first...

There is no food that can make your mouth water and your heart beat more than a bowl of steaming instant noodles in the middle of the night!

What's more, the side dishes are Oden and skewers!
After a little searching, Nekoyashiki decided to eat the delicious 'Sanxian Yimen' with no extra condiments this time! (Note: Recommended!)

Click Exchange, take a bowl, add water, and time 3 minutes proficiently.

Nekoyashiki looked at the stairs.

Stop the whole body movement, listen carefully, and be alert to the 'hungry tiger attack'.

Wait for two seconds, only the sound of the drizzle outside can be heard, and there is really no movement upstairs.

Only then did Nekoyashiki feel relieved and continued to exchange for oden and skewers.

Supper should not be too much, cat house only four skewers of beef.

large skewers.

A string of two two...

Meat skewers are topped with cumin and red chili flakes.

'Goo! ', Cat Yashiki can't help agitating Adam's apple.

Oden really only needs stuffed fish balls and easy-to-digest white radish.

Seeing that the large piece of white radish was crystal clear, like a full moon in the water, Nekoyashiki first poked a piece with chopsticks.

Lightly touch the lips, feel a little warm, after a big bite, the soup overflows the mouth in an instant, and the delicious broth tastes inexplicably refreshing.

While eating carrots, Nekoyashiki rummaged through the mall.

Most of the leased, time-limited items you own are bargains.

If you want to use the expensive special item "time extension device for auxiliary equipment" to extend the time, it is purely an anti-aircraft gun to kill mosquitoes-overkill.

So I still have to go to the mall to find it.

So, there are only two options left.

Buy or lease.

Option one, buy.

As long as you buy abilities or items that cost more than 20 points and have a time limit, you can get your money back.

Nekoyashiki was directly ruled out.

There are not so many idle points at all...

To take a step back, even if you have enough points.

He also doesn't want to go to the points mall to buy any expensive abilities or items now.

There is no other reason, after all, it is basically confirmed that other holy artifacts will appear in the future.

Nekoyashiki must collect those things.

Therefore, with the collection of holy artifacts, the points required to purchase permanent items will become less and less.

In other words, the earlier you buy, the more you will suffer!

Even Ubisoft's games are not worth the money. After all, Ubisoft's games are "buy early and enjoy early". Now, Nekoyashiki can enjoy enough only by renting, and there is no need to buy them at all.

(Note: Ubisoft, a game company, because there are always discounts, and many games will be given away for free after a long enough release, so there is "Ubisoft games, buy early and enjoy early, buy late and enjoy discounts, don't buy and get free" stalk.)
Rounding it up, as long as you don’t buy, only lease, and slowly collect the holy artifacts, wouldn’t that be equivalent to buying a house with a loan but not having to pay the monthly payment, and go straight to the peak of prostitution all the way?

All in all, it is not worth the loss to make dumplings (purchase high-priced time-limited items) for this vinegar (delay device).

So go straight to option two, lease!

Only in the rental mall, it is not a loss to rent something worth more than 20 points at a low price!
So Nekoyashiki searched carefully.

【Well!Resurrection ability?It's a bit awesome!

Wait, 'Only car accident deaths? '

Tsk!You sell insurance across the board, right? ] Nekoyashiki grinned.

Keep turning.

'Love potion. '

[As long as it is applied on the body, the opposite sex will be confused and fascinated, hot and undressed...

Why is there such a wicked thing in the mall!

What a moral decline! 】

Upright as a cat, Yashiki couldn't help frowning.

The backhand is marked 'very much wanted'.

Don't get me wrong, Nekoyashiki is not a sp, but a decent person.

I just thought that I might be able to share flirting with my future wife in the future to increase the interest of life.

That's it.

Look down again.

'Asteroids that can be used to hit a designated location on Earth (Note: Disposable items)...'

Cat Yashiki: "..."

[It seems that it is really difficult to use many times...]

The things in the auxiliary device are really complicated.

To be honest, Nekoyashiki really wants to have everything, so it is inevitable that he will be a bit picky for a while.

After thinking about it, it's like Zhang Wuji picking his wife.

I just feel that everything is very good, but each has its limitations and is not omnipotent enough.

Seeing that the instant noodles are getting better soon, it is inevitable to feel upset.

Cat Yashiki took a bite of the white radish and realized: [Before collecting all the holy artifacts, the points are really important.

It would be nice to have an ability or item that directly increases the amount of points earned.

Isn't that what you want to rent? 】

It's a pity that this kind of vulnerability aid cannot be left behind.

There is no ability to directly increase the amount of points earned in the mall.

Not only that, but the 'novice benefits' will expire next month.

At that time, the 'double point service' will also stop, and the points obtained will even be halved to the normal level...

"Huh?" Nekoyashiki was taken aback, his body froze immediately.

A small light bulb of 'a flash of inspiration' suddenly lit up in his mind, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Stuffing the remaining radish into his mouth, he flipped up and reviewed the notes on the 'time extension device for auxiliary devices'.

'Item Effect: It can extend the duration of time-limited items, abilities or functions provided by the booster. '

The emphasis is on the word 'function'.

['Newbie benefits' should also be considered as a function provided by the assistant, right?

Couldn't the time limit extender also be used to extend the novice benefits that are about to expire?

Absolutely! 】

Auxiliary devices were kept secret, and the loophole was finally caught by Nekoyashiki!

Instead of changing for an ability that I don't know if it will come in handy, it is better to exchange for universal points!

This is the same reason that the game currency 'Creation Crystal' is better than 'Original Stone'!
What's more, such things as novice welfare, even if it is only delayed for one month, it is undoubtedly a blood profit!
The specific method of using the 'delay device' is to 'roll' out the delay time first, and then use it on the delay target.

Nekoyashiki grabbed the timer-shaped 'delay timer', pressed his thumb hard, and pressed the time extraction button on the right side of the 'timer'.

The hands above the chronograph dial start to rotate.

'Extended time is locked!Congratulations to the individual for obtaining the 30-year delayed permission!Please choose a delayed action target! '

"Hiss~" Nekoyashiki gasped.

30 years?
God treat me well!
"Clap!" He slapped the chopsticks on the table directly.

Can't wait to choose the target: "Give me the time-delay permission on the 'Newbie Benefits' function!"

Simultaneously press the top button of the 'Timer'.

'...'

The auxiliary device was obviously sluggish, as if the game process was stuck in a bug.

The corners of Nekoyashiki's mouth curled up.

'The special time extender for auxiliary devices has been successfully used!
Newbie benefits have been extended for 30 years...'

"Oh ho ho!" Nekoyashiki made a chimpanzee-like sound.

[Small auxiliary device~,

You 'novice benefits', I can eat it for a lifetime! 】

The 'delay device' in his hand turned into a cloud of smoke and dissipated.

Cat Yashiki decided to change his nickname for his social account.

It's called: "Forever Novice."

The cool wind blows outside the window, and the raindrops fall on the eaves and hit the leaves in the courtyard.

The 3-minute time limit has passed, and the boy raised his hand to lift the lid of the instant noodles.

Lifting the chopsticks, "Chiliu!" The refreshing and decompressing sound came out, faintly overshadowing Fan Yeyu.

……

At seven o'clock on Monday morning, Nekoyashiki dragged Fuyuki to school.

Scanning the room, there are still very few people, at least Shi Ying and Hui Hui haven't arrived yet.

Considering that Kamijou was injured, there is a high probability that he will not come to class today.

[After one night, I don't know if the news of the destruction of the headquarters of the 'Mind Control Organization' has spread to the Bounty Hunter Organization.

I don't know what kind of disturbance it will cause...] Nekoyashiki thought to himself.

Say hello to Sato.

Suddenly, a prompt popped up on the panel, and if you are eaten, you will get +200 points, +200 points, +200 points.

Looking at the classmates around, one counts as one, all with strange expressions on their faces.

Nekoyashiki lowered his head and looked at the hand holding the alien...

But he was used to it. As a real man, he didn't bother to let go of the cover.

He held Dongyue all the way to the seat before letting go of the girl's soft little hand.

Take out the Sugamo doll that has been promoted to a fixed pillow and has not been taken to the club activity room.

Put it on the table, and Nekoyashiki lay down to sleep.

I can't help it, I ate too much last night and lost sleep...

Lying next to Dongyue couldn't fall asleep.

So he had no choice but to get up again, went downstairs, and rearranged the downstairs living room with the handy tool of the auxiliary device.

By the way, I exchanged sofas and monitors, and connected the PS5 host to try out the old head ring.

By the time the first boss has been beaten, the sky is already dawning...

Thinking about the possibility of Shi Ying annihilating other branches in one night, the boy fell into a deep sleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Nekoyashiki woke up and opened his eyes.

Subconsciously sat up, but there was a severe numbness in the arm.

The handsome facial features were instantly distorted.

Raising his eyes, Kamijou was holding a Sugamo doll in his sight, looking back with a terrified expression.

Nekoyashiki grinned angrily.

Kamijou is really shameless!
How could anyone do such an immoral thing like taking away a doll pillow while a best friend is asleep!

This is really an Indian 'Wang Yuan' lizard - not as good as a beast!
"By the way, Kamijou-san, is your wound okay? Would you like me to rub it for you?"

Nekoyashiki gritted his teeth and smiled kindly, while moving the five fingers of his right hand.

　He obviously didn't drive, so why did he go through the audit?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)