He has always been good at eating melons!

第183章 174.闪耀黄金周【4k 2合1经典收藏版!】

Chapter 183 174. Shining Golden Week (Continued from Part 4) [[-]K [-]-in-[-] Classic Collector's Edition! 】

'How should a girl confess to a boy she likes? '

Opening Lightning Strike!
【Why is Winter Moon God watching this? 】

In an instant, Nekoyashiki had nearly [-] words of detailed speculation and conjectures.

He didn't care to sit down, he stood directly next to the sofa.

Try to suppress your excited heart and control your trembling hands.

When the mobile phone screen finally stopped shaking, the words in the line of sight stopped running around, and I started to check the content of the interface.

'The subject is a girl?

Then get naked and fuck him!

Listen to me teach you, you take a shower first, put on loose clothes.

Then go to the target boy and twist his waist to seduce him.

Remember, you must take it off while twisting!

Remember to move neither too fast nor too slow!
Remember to highlight your strengths in the process!

When his face turns red, he will directly pounce on him!

Use some powerful means, up and down.

At that time, when the dry firewood meets the fire, the raw rice will be cooked in a moment!
If you are afraid of instability, reciprocate and repeat, and the rice will be cooked through a few more times!
Hey hey hey~
When the time comes to conceive a baby, he will be a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, if he can't, he has to!

(PS: You said you don’t know how to use powerful methods? Then go to the teaching materials to learn!
Chasing men is not shameful!
Here is a seed for you to post a teaching material for my sister:
(magnet:?xt=urn:btih:244E8613D4856EABB6CFA70BE694F36759EE4D62)’

This is the most upvoted reply under the post.

It also has the most comments.

Also polarized.

Some people praised him as a hero, while others scolded him for being despicable and shameless.

Some people even praise heroes first, and then add despicableness.

Opening Lightning Strike × 2!

Eat melons, +200.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

This netizen is really talented!

He nodded, still agreeing with the despicable and shameless comments from netizens.

[This answer is too vicious!

The guy who wrote the answer is too shameless!
To actually persuade the girls to use this kind of trick?

Besides, such a poor plan will definitely not work!

I don't know about other boys.

May I ask if I, Nekoyashiki Haiyin, will be fooled by this kind of pediatric calculation, and then spend my whole life, foolishly stepping into the grave of love and even marriage?

impossible!Absolutely impossible! ] Nekoyashiki shook his head like a rattle.

Raising his index finger, he gave this reply a big thumbs up.

Then add favorites.

Don't forget to click on the comment: 'True (I) is (generation) Wu (model) shame (model)! '

After sending, Nekoyashiki looked at the screen, but suddenly froze.

He realized that there was an extra line of small black characters under the like sign.

'The landlord thinks it's great. '

'Goo! 'Throat throbbing, as if verifying, Nekoyashiki canceled the like.

Refresh and the small print disappears.

Like it again, the small print reappears...

After the verification is completed, one thing is explained. Now the account he uses is the account of the landlord.

[The co-author of this question was asked by you yourself, Miss Dongyue! ] Nekoyashiki grinned dumbly.

Lightning strike ×3.

Eat melons, points +200.

Progress line increased, +4000.

I was about to swipe up to see the main interface of the host, the God of Winter Moon, so as to see what other strange questions she asked.

But before putting his hand on the screen, Nekoyashiki suddenly felt something.

I don’t know when the sound of the handle button ringing in my ears stopped...

He looked up stiffly.

Sure enough, the alien turned his head at some point and raised his head at a 45-degree angle.

Staring straight at him now.

The bright eyes that were originally as bright as stars are now staring like a pair of copper bells...

The short hair hangs down to one shoulder, and the expression on the girl's delicate face is undeniably surprised.

Reminds Nekoyashiki of the appearance of Lianhua and his mother discovering the "Spectacle Girl Fun Magazine" that he tried his best to avoid in his hometown.

In the next instant, Winter Moon God suddenly got up, her delicate body bounced off the sofa, her pleated skirt fluttered like a butterfly.

The girl quickly raised her white arm, straightened it, and the palm was facing the cat house.

It seems that Little Eleven in "Stranger Things" is about to use superpowers!

Moyoshiki raised his eyebrows, and before he could react, Fuyutsuki's slender hand slowly took hold.

Only then did the boy realize that the alien's hand was not facing him, but the mobile phone in his hand!

The mouth opened and closed, just about to speak to stop it.

But before the vocal cords trembled, it was already too late...

Following the movement of Winter Moon God, the phone screen flickered quickly, and the content on it disappeared one by one as if it had been edited by the background!

Two seconds later, the interface is so clean, as if the questions and answers never existed!

It's almost suspicious that what I saw before was an illusion!

Nekoyashiki quickly clicked on the history.

Good guy!Not only the question page, but even the browser search records have all disappeared!
[Can you delete browser records even in the air? ? ?
What fairy skills!
At the moment before crossing, the vast number of traversers are absolutely willing to exchange their ten-year lifespan with you for this magic skill! ] Nekoyashiki complained wildly in his heart.

The progress line is improved, and the points are +4000.

He looked up and exchanged glances with Miss Dongyue.

The tense expression on Winter Moon God's little face melted like a hexagonal snowflake under the scorching heat, and regained three expressionless expressions.

Not a word was said.

The girl took half a step back, smoothed out the pleated skirt lightly, picked up the PS5 handle again, and sat back on the sofa.

Keep your eyes on the screen too.

Obviously trying to get away with it!

"that……

Miss Dongyue, the one on the browser just now? "

Nekoyashiki asked directly.

First, he wanted to ask clearly what happened just now.

Second, and most importantly, the young man really wanted to tease Miss Dongyue, so that he could see Miss Dongyue's shameful, shy, and red-faced cuteness!
"Ok?"

After hearing his words, Dongyue Caicai twisted her fair neck and tilted her head slightly.

She blinked her sharp eyes, with an expression of 'I don't know what you're talking about~'...

"Don't pretend nothing happened to me!" Nekoyashiki yelled with a grin.

Kneeling on the sofa with all his teeth and claws, he couldn't wait.

Winter Moon God's expression turned cold.

"Don't go crazy here!"

After finishing speaking, the girl shook her smooth short hair like the wind, turned her head, fixed her eyes on the monitor, and began to manipulate the 'exaggerated pectoralis major' that had just been resurrected from the resurrection point.

I'm not going to deal with the cat house at all.

Cat Yashiki: [? ? ?
You actually learned all the hot words on the Internet related to "Elden's Ring"?
Still using it as you like?
You have directly super-evolved under the influence of the Internet!

Evolved directly from Yagumon to Mechanical Tyrannosaurus!
666! 】

The progress line is improved, and the points are +4000.

The browser records are deleted, as the saying goes: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

It's completely dead without proof!

Nekoyashiki really had nothing to do, he missed the opportunity to molested the girl, so he had to sit down again.

Tap the phone screen with your finger, and start to look up how to go for the second half of the journey after arriving in Chiba tomorrow.

Even if Ms. Shi Ying leads the way tomorrow, the boy who controls his life can't do nothing.

Of course, this is just surface work.

He couldn't stop thinking about why Ms. Dongyue made a post, asking 'how should a girl confess to a boy she likes? ' up.

After three seconds.

[Think about a hammer!

Don't even think about it!

Dongyue is looking for strategies just to confess to me! 】

Nekoyashiki slapped his thigh uncontrollably.

Winter Luna.

Got it!

……

The progress line is improved, and the points are +4000.

Recall that at the beginning, Dong Luna asked for a date, and even had a relationship.

But Dongyue at that time was still ignorant of world affairs.

The understanding of emotions is at best a three-year-old child.

The so-called dating is also a parody of the contents of the unscrupulous light novels.

With the only goal of 'becoming a human being', I follow the gourd painting.

At that time, she didn't understand human beings, let alone have real human emotions.

But with the ebb and flow of time, the aliens now have a new look!
In Nekoyashiki's view, the current Miss Fuyutsuki, even if she throws away all kinds of fancy abilities, is [-]% sure that she can survive in the human world.

Even if she has not yet completed the so-called adult road.

He is already a graduate of the 'adult academy' standard who can fully understand human emotions.

Nekoyashiki is convinced.

Miss Dongyue has fallen in love with him as a human individual with her own will.

How does it feel to know that the person you like likes you too?
In Nekoyashiki's eyes, the bright mobile phone screen shook again, and the multiple handwriting dragged out a long trail like a comet.

Everything around becomes illusory and distant, as if floating alone in the high sky.

The young man in control of his life was almost overwhelmed and suffocated by waves of happiness.

The girl who is one meter away from her has become the warm sun that belongs to the boy alone.

Miss Dongyue, her whole body is glowing!
Nekoyashiki raised his hand and pulled the corners of his mouth down as far as possible to smooth the smirk that couldn't stop on his face.

Think again.

Think about it carefully, confession is so embarrassing and embarrassing, girls shouldn't be allowed to speak.

As a manly man, he should muster up the courage and be the first to confess!
So Nekoyashiki decided to give up the chance of confession to Miss Fuyutsuki.

Of course, it is stated in advance that Nekoyashiki is not interested in the fact that Fuyuki may learn "powerful methods" from magnetism in order to confess his love.

……

Well, he had to admit, he was really interested...

Who wouldn't be interested!
But it doesn't matter!

The main point is: "Confess to someone you like with your own mouth" is almost [-]%, and there is no doubt that it will greatly improve Winter Moon God's adult progress!
Let me ask you, what is a confession?
Sincerely, after careful consideration, and finally confessing to the person you love, this kind of experience is definitely a sign of human beings moving from childishness to maturity.

As the saying goes, love can make people mature, and confession can teach people the truth.

This is undoubtedly a great leap in life that can only be experienced by oneself!
Miss Fuyutsuki who longs for adulthood.

If you can resist shyness, do it with your emotions.

Then you will definitely be closer to your goal!
Therefore, Nekoyashiki, as the high priest of the adult god religion, aims to assist the gods in adulthood.

He only has one job now.

Make it talk, make it shy!

【To reiterate, although I, Nekoyashiki Kaine, am interested in 'powerful means'.

But it is definitely not for the sake of witnessing the powerful means that you are willing to give up the right to confess for the first time, or even once in a lifetime!

above! 】

Nekoyashiki nodded deeply for his thoughts.

[In other words, since the mobile phone interface stays on the browser interface.

In other words, Winter Moon God only asked questions today...

No, to be precise, the answer to the question should have been checked only today.

So, confession, will it be today? 】

Glancing at Miss Dongyue, who is as hot and dazzling as the sun, has switched to a duck sitting, and is staring at the screen seriously playing games.

From the perspective of Maoyashiki, 'Miss Sun' has a delicate and pretty Qiong's nose slightly erect.

The slightly protruding cherry red lips reflected the light of the monitor, and there were dots of stars on it, like stars.

It looks like a smooth and plump little cherry under the moonlight, so people can't help but want to take a bite.

Because of the posture, the pleated skirt of Miss Dongyue, who is sitting on the duck, naturally leans upwards.

The hem of the skirt is curled up and pulled down, inevitably revealing a large section of fair leg flesh.

At a glance, I saw a pair of green onions tightly juxtaposed, white and tender with a hint of pink.

Nekoyashiki tried his best to resist the whispers of the ancient gods in his ears, and resisted the idea of ​​crawling over to enjoy the lap pillow.

Looking down, at the end of the slender and delicate calf, the girl's small feet are covered with cute bubble socks that are slightly curled up.

With the movements of her hands, the girl's toes also followed suit, and her toes moved around in the socks, like a kitten covered in a thin quilt by a prank.

Nekoyashiki felt like he was dying.

Heartbeat starts to speed up.

He moved his butt, like a cat that has not been neutered in estrus, and fell into a fidgeting and restless mood.

In the end, he was not ready to wait any longer and decided to go upstairs!

"Cough~" Nekoyashiki raised his right hand and coughed lightly with his mouth.

Miss Dongyue paused the game and turned to look at him.

"That what...

It's getting late now.

Today is so cool again, I think it is a good day to sleep!

In addition, I have to get up early tomorrow to catch a bus to Nippori, Arakawa District.

Better go to bed early!
I'll wash up first and go up, Dongyue, don't play too late. " Nekoyashiki said with a smirk.

Crazy hints!

Winter Moon God stared straight at him, without turning his head, but moved his slender index finger and pressed the PS main button on the controller.

The display instantly jumps back to the PS5 main interface.

The alien still looked at Nekoyashiki, but raised his hand and pointed to the display screen in front of him.

Nekoyashiki followed the girl's slender hands and looked over.

The big numbers show that the time is only seven o'clock...

The meaning of the alien is obvious, 'Little brother, sleep at this time?are you serious? '

Cat Yashiki: "..."

【Forgot to go home early today...】

How embarrassing...

Nekoyashiki looked away at the ceiling.

But it doesn't feel like a problem.

After all, he is shameless.

He lowered his head, gave a thumbs up and grinned at Miss Dongyue.

With hope in mind, Nekoyashiki stuck to his original plan and headed to the bathroom!

After taking a shower, he came out.

He deliberately dried his hair in front of Miss Dongyue, and then turned around and went up the stairs.

The moment the boy disappeared at the top of the stairs.

Dongyue's original movement of quickly pressing the handle buttons gradually stopped.

The plump female character who lost her manipulator was instantly killed by the elite monster.

The girl didn't realize it, only the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

After a few seconds, she raised her slender right hand and gently pinched her soft cheek.

Nothing works.

The smile remains.

Simply let go of the handle with your left hand, and gently pat your face with both hands.

In the end, I shook my little head vigorously, and the smooth short hair was thrown into a mushroom shape.

It is obvious that they want to get rid of the 'happy idiot smile' on their faces.

Deportation failed.

The girl looked up at the direction of the stairs.

a long time.

"Humph!"

She snorted softly, grabbed the handle from between Bai Nen's legs with both hands, and started the game again.

 Abba aba!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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