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Chapter 158 Leopard, I'm a Snob

"Senior, shall we go home or continue working?"

Inside the black business car, Bao BuTong saw Cao Siyang and Li Ming returning.asked.

"You can go back, let's take a rest. We have to continue working." Li Ming sighed after hearing this.

"Why do you still have to work, senior?" Bao Budong was very happy when he heard what he said earlier.

But when he heard the words behind him, he couldn't help being taken aback.

"It's very simple, our boss can't find a trap."

Cao Siyang on the side shrugged and said, "Go back and rest early, and see you tomorrow."

"Okay, senior."

"Then let's go."

Hearing this, Bao BuTong said.

"Well, let's go."

Li Ming waved his hand and said, then sat back in the car.

He had to sit down and calm down first, thinking about what to do next?

"You sit here first, I'll go back to take a shower and sleep first. Let's see you at night." Cao Siyang asked Li Ming after taking the signed clothes from the car.

"You've gone back, what about brother Bao?" Hearing this, Li Ming was stunned and said.

The other party ran away, did he leave him here alone to watch Brother Bao?

"You can ask him to go back to the dormitory together, or you can ask Brother Bao to stay with Xiaoqing, anyway, she is quite free." Cao Siyang said.

The boss treats female colleagues well, and gives all the clerical duties to female colleagues.

Let these hard-working single dogs do the dangerous tasks.

"Then help me carry Brother Bao down first, Brother Bao has already slept like a dead pig." Li Ming said to Cao Siyang after he patted Zero Chong and found that he didn't respond.

Brother Leopard was already in a deep sleep, and he couldn't wake up with ordinary methods.

Unless, they are willing to buy food out of their own pockets.Otherwise, they would have to carry Brother Leopard down and send him into the lobby with a cart.

"Okay, you wait here."

"I'll get the cart." Cao Siyang nodded upon hearing this, and went to get the cart in a tacit understanding.

"Hey! People are not as good as leopards." Li Ming couldn't help enviously saying that Ling Chong was drooling while sleeping.

He also wants to be able to fall asleep anytime and anywhere, and he also wants to have a carefree life with a young lady.

It's a pity that all this can only be thought about.

"What are you in a daze for? Hurry up and bring Brother Bao down." Just as Li Ming was imagining his wonderful life after becoming a snow leopard, Cao Siyang's voice came from his ears.

Turning around, he saw that the other party had already pushed the cart.

"Come here and give me a hand. Do you think I can lift it alone? Why don't you try to lift it for me." Li Ming, who came back to his senses, said angrily when he heard the words, and made a "please" gesture to Cao Siyang .

Cao Siyang thinks Brother Bao is very light, doesn't he?If he has the ability, he will carry it.

"You were not allowed to carry it alone, you got into the car and pushed Brother Bao down."

Hearing this, Cao Siyang explained, pushing the cart to the bottom of the cart.

"Then you have to help, Brother Bao is too heavy."

Li Ming, who tried to push Ling Chong off the chair, found that Ling Chong was much heavier than he thought, which was outrageous.

More than 200 catties is so heavy?Brother Leopard must be almost five hundred catties already.

"It's really heavy."

Cao Siyang who came up to help immediately agreed as soon as he took over.

Brother Leopard, how can a snow leopard be so heavy?I can't even push it.

"One two one, one two one."

Li Ming yelled, and the two pushed Ling Chong from the chair to the cart with great force.

"Boom"

As soon as Zero Chong landed, there was a deafening sound immediately.

"It sounds like a grenade exploded." Li Ming shrank his head and covered his ears.

"That's right, Brother Leopard's meat is really not free." Cao Siyang agreed.

Brother Leopard is really right. Let’s talk about food. Eat what you eat to gain weight.

Those who are not fat and those who raise pigs are almost envious.

"Okay, stop talking. Send Brother Bao to the lobby."

Li Ming said, if we wait any longer, the cart will be turned into iron plates by the heat of the sun.

Wait a minute, it would be bad if brother Bao woke up after being roasted.

Maybe they will have to wear small shoes in the future.

"En." Cao Siyang nodded upon hearing this, and the two pushed the cart up the slope and entered the hall.

"Hey! Isn't this our Leopard team? Why are you riding a cart again?"

"Yeah, it looks like he fell asleep again. He really is the sleeping king of our department."

Seeing Zero Chong pushed in by the two, the staff in the special department laughed and joked.

The cart used to carry books in the department has almost become the exclusive mount of the Leopards, but don't say that this cart is really convenient for pushing the Leopards.

They all wanted to push it down to play.

Just yesterday, the boss appointed Ling Chong as the team leader.

Everyone who heard this was a little shocked, but soon realized that they couldn't open their mouths with laughter.

Originally, the name of the Leopard Team in the department was strange and inconsistent, but now it’s okay to just call it the Leopard Team.

As for a snow leopard being the team leader, do they have any opinions?Of course not.

After all, newcomers look at seniority and seniors look at grades.

As for the mascot?Of course it's cuteness.

In terms of cuteness, zero punch is one of the best.So he is undisputed as the team leader.

"Everyone watch the Leopards, the two of us will go back first."

Hearing the laughter of the people around him, Li Ming spoke.

With so many people in the hall, he was relieved.You can go back to take a shower and rest in peace.

"Don't worry, we'll be watching the Panthers."

Hearing this, Xiao Lin came out from behind the counter and hid in front of Ling Chong with a smile, "Team Leopards can sleep well."

"Yeah, and it's even cuter when he's asleep." The companion on the side looked at Ling Chong's drooling little tongue and said, "Xiao Lin, what color sacks do Leopards like? I really want to put The Panthers are abducted."

It's so cute, she is so cute that she can hardly bear it.

She just wants to pick up the sack and pack the Panthers away.

"What color sacks do the Leopards like? I don't know. But I think you should give up this dangerous idea." Hearing this, Xiao Lin said: "The Leopards eat ten catties of beef every meal, and You also need to drink fresh goat's milk."

"If your wallet is not very rich? I suggest you don't think about abducting it."

She had asked Linlin about the Leopard team's recipes, and when she knew that each meal required ten catties of beef, she was going to be stupid.

A snow leopard eats so much money for a meal, even if their monthly income exceeds [-] yuan, they can't afford it.

Moreover, the leopards don't eat ordinary beef, they have to eat good beef.

"Huh? The Leopards eat so well?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ziping couldn't help screaming.

Immediately, the illusion in my mind was shattered.

"Yes, it's that expensive." Xiao Lin nodded and said, "Pingping, you are stationed in the community, so you have to feed yourself for lunch. That means you may need twenty catties of beef for lunch. "

"Mom! Let's forget it then."

"The Leopards are so delicious, I can't afford to support them." Zhang Ziping said with tears of poverty.

Sure enough, cute things are not so easy to bear, forgive her for thinking too much.

"Yes, and this is the current food intake of the Leopards. How much will each meal eat in the future? No one knows." Xiaolin continued:

"I heard from Linlin that the leopard team has grown out of the snow leopard's limit weight recently, and is moving towards the golden gradient."

"It is likely to become a silver gradient, which means that the Leopards may grow to six hundred catties."

"And this is a relatively optimistic weight. If it grows to a ton weight? It is estimated that I will eat a hundred catties of beef that day, and the cost? I can't even think about it."

"One ton?" Hearing this, Zhang Ziping couldn't help sweating on his forehead.

What if you had a one-ton carnivore at home?Then she probably won't be able to sleep at night.

"Yes." Xiao Lin nodded and said, "When the Leopards first came, they only weighed nearly two hundred catties. Now, take a look at how much the Leopards weigh?"

"About 400 catties?" Looking at the gas tank on the cart, Zhang Ziping hesitated for a while before speaking.

"It's not that exaggerated." Kobayashi said: "The Leopard team is only about 300 catties now, it's just that the fluffy ones look a little fat."

"Are you sure it's just a little fat?" Zhang Ziping asked after hearing the words.

No matter how you look at it, it's not just a little fat, it's very fat, okay?
Could it be that the other party is blind and can't see?
"Of course, if you don't believe me, you'll know it by touching it." Xiao Lin laughed.

"Touch? Leopards can touch?" Zhang Ziping asked in surprise, isn't this the captain?
It really doesn't matter if they just start touching like this, the Leopard team will give them a paw when they wake up, right?
"Of course I can touch it." Xiao Lin said with a smile, rubbing Ling Chong's stomach with his hands and saying:

"You just transferred from there today. I don't know that the Panthers have a good temper, so you can touch them casually."

"Let me tell you, the Panthers like others to tickle his belly the most."

"The Leopard team is so gentle?" Zhang Ziping couldn't help being surprised to find that Ling Chong really didn't attack her.

"Of course." Xiao Lin said with a smile: "If you give him some shredded squid and some freeze-dried, he will be happier and will sit down and chat with you."

"Really? When will the Leopards wake up?" Zhang Ziping couldn't help but brighten his eyes when he heard that.

"It depends on whether you have any food." Looking at the sleeping Ling Chong, Xiao Lin smiled and said: "If you have food on you, he will wake up immediately, and it won't make people wait for long. "

"Dried squid, I don't have it on me."

"But this is okay?" Zhang Ziping asked, taking out fruit jelly from his pocket.

"I think it should be possible." Kobayashi looked at Zero's twitching eyelashes and said.

"Really?" Zhang Ziping said happily.

"Yes, the Leopards have already won." Kobayashi replied, pointing to his raised head and saying Zero Chong.

"Really! But why did he close his eyes?" Zhang Ziping asked curiously.

This is getting up, but why don't you open your eyes?
"Maybe it's because he hasn't woken up yet." Xiao Lin guessed, "Or you have too little fruit jelly, which can't arouse his desire to open his eyes."

"Then what should we do?" Zhang Ziping asked, the Leopards didn't even look at her.So how does she communicate with the Panthers?
"Of course there is a way." Xiao Lin smiled, took out a can of cat food from under the table, opened it and placed it in front of Ling Chong.

Zero Chong, who had poked his head and closed his eyes, opened them in an instant.

"Canned, the smell of canned cat food."

Ling Chong stared at the small jar in front of him and licked his lips.

It smells so good, and it's the same brand as the one bought by the lady in the center.

With a slight smell, he knew how much fish was in the can.

"Really! Team Leopards really woke up." Looking at Ling Chong who opened his eyes and was eating canned cat food, Zhang Ziping said in surprise.

It turns out that what Xiaolin said is true, the Leopard team will only wake up if they have food.

"Yes." Kobayashi nodded and said, "If you want to chat with the Leopards? You can start now."

"Okay." Zhang Ziping nodded when she heard the words, put on the earphones and approached Ling Chong with a smile and said, "Hi, Leopard Team. I'm Zhang Ziping. I hope the Leopard Team can take care of me in the future."

"Yeah, hello." Ling Chong, who was eating canned food, nodded his head and said in an indistinct voice, "Are you new here?"

"No, I just changed shifts with other colleagues. I was originally an old man in the department." Zhang Ziping replied with a smile.

"It turned out to be an old man." Hearing this, Ling Chong ate the canned food in one bite, and continued to sleep.

It turned out to be an old man in the department, so that would be no fun.

The old people in the department are like monkey spirits, and they can't be fooled into eating at all.I also like to prostitute him.

He still prefers newcomers like Xiao Bao, knowing how to please him.

(End of this chapter)