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"Warmly celebrate the successful opening of Hades Snack Street, let us thank the king for all the military masters who have helped."

"Next, we will invite our favorite king to give a speech, please hurry up and applaud."

While Ling Chong was chatting with Zou Linlin, as the ingredients were moved to the food street, the food street officially opened.

As the head chef of the gourmet street, he deliberately raised a large horn and shouted, then retreated to the side, giving up the center position to Lingyi and Lingsi who came up.

The onlookers applauded quickly when they saw this, and amidst their applause, Lingyi said: "The original intention of me to build a food street in the underworld is to hope that everyone's life underground can be as colorful as that in the mortal world. Instead of wandering around boring all day."

"Starting today, the underworld will build factories one after another. Everyone can go in and work to make money. After you have money, you can get a pass to play in the mortal world without being chased by special departments and ghosts. .”

These ghosts don't need to eat and work and won't be tired. It's best to build some factories here. We can arrange something for them to do, so that they won't be bored all day long, and they can also make money for the underworld.

Lingyi felt that he was really a little clever ghost, who could come up with such a good idea.

"Do you work in the underworld? Isn't that still a laborer? We have to work when we are alive, why do we still have to work after death?" Hearing this, a ghost murmured, why did the king say this? Does it remind him of the evil capitalist?Obviously they are all dead.

"Are you stupid? The king said that only ghosts who want to earn travel expenses to play in the room have to make money. Like us, ghosts who have a house to live in and lie down all day, as long as they don't want to go up, they don't need to work." A ghost reminded.

"Yes, and it's good to work down below. I passed away at a young age, and it's not easy for my wife to raise two children. If I can earn money down here, it will relieve their pressure." A rough man in a compassionate suit Said.

"Okay, it's still cowhide, brother. Even if you are in the underworld, you still don't forget to support your family Hukou."

"That's right, we can't compare." The other ghosts said.

"The opening ceremony is over here. Everyone, get ready to welcome the first batch of tourists. Remember not to scare them, you know? They paid 1 yuan to travel." Lingyi took the scissors and cut off the big red flower , said to many ghosts.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

The ghosts who heard this nodded and said, and then left one after another, so as not to block the road in time.

"If your Majesty's tourists from the mortal world spend here? How should we set the price?"

"That's right, Your Majesty, you haven't set the price for the ingredients yet." The chefs who heard this asked.

"The price issue is easy to solve. Just charge them 100 yuan for a small octopus ball, and charge them the same price for a piece of stinky tofu."

"As for other food, you just look at the price. Anyway, 100 yuan is the minimum consumption level." Lingsi said to the chefs in the food street after hearing the words. Of course, you have to pay a lot of money to eat. …

"A small octopus ball for 100 yuan? Kittens, are you trying to steal money?" Zou Linlin asked Lingyi when she heard the voice coming from here.

The most expensive octopus balls are tens of dollars a piece, right?The kittens are actually counted by cats, which is simply stealing money.

"Miss Sister, we are not robbing money, we are doing business." Ling Si raised his head and said: "This is the underworld, not the mortal world, so it is normal for us to sell things more expensive."

"Yes, Miss, and those who can travel are rich. 100 yuan for a small octopus ball is nothing to them." Lingyi echoed, how troublesome it is to save money , will be criticized by the young lady, but it is different for them to do business like this. "Prices are clearly marked".

"But it's too expensive for you, isn't it?" Zou Linlin said, the reason is that there is nothing wrong with this reasoning, but the kittens are also killing pigs and killing them fiercely.

"I think the price is not bad, miss. You have to know that we are not making money for ourselves, but for repaying the believers who built temples as soon as possible." Ling Chong heard the words and explained.

"Yes, yes." Hearing these words, Lingyi and Lingsi hurriedly echoed, and secretly gave Ling a big tail, indicating that the other party was really clever.

Can think of such a good excuse to explain to the young lady.

"It's like this, that's fine, but you must clearly mark the price, you know? You must not rely on the store to deceive customers. If you really want to develop the underworld, you can't make a one-shot deal." Zou Linlin listened , said to Zero Chong and Zero One Zero Four.

"Yes! Miss sister. We promise to listen to you." Hearing this, the big and small snow leopards immediately raised their paws and said, Zou Linlin nodded in satisfaction when she saw this.

But at this moment, the sound of bells shaking was heard around, and a door appeared on the food street.

"Clang clang clang clang!"

"Everyone, please follow the team closely and don't get separated."

After the door opened, Nanako's voice came. As a tour guide leading to the underworld, today is her first day as a guide, so he intends to let other envoys take a good look. What is it called a profession?

"Is there only one door between the world and the underworld? It's amazing."

"Yeah, I don't know what the Underworld looks like?"

Hearing Nanako's words, the youths following behind said curiously.

"Hey! My lords, why are you here too? Do you know that I came to see me as a tour guide today?" Nanako waved a small red flag, and when she saw a man with three leopards on the food street, she immediately twitched happily. When he arrived at Ling Chong's side, he asked.

"Yes, we are all waiting for you here, just to give you a surprise." Hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head without changing his face and said: "So you have to work hard today, you know? Try to let They cost a little more."

"Don't worry, my lord, I will squeeze them out." Nanako nodded her head and said, "Then, my lord, I will take them to continue to play now, otherwise I won't be able to blow up their money. "...

"Okay, you go." Ling Chong nodded his head and said, Nanako reluctantly put down Ling Chong's claws.

The big king's claws are completely different from the little big king's claws. I really want to hold the big king's claws every day.

"That's Immortal Leopard." The tourists who went out said excitedly when they saw the direction Nanako came back from.

"No! To be precise, it should be the Leopard Immortals. Look, there are two little snow leopards next to them."

"Yes, yes, this is the first time I've seen Immortal Leopard with my own eyes." The other tourists were very happy when they heard the words, but they were not so happy when they saw their mobile phone signal.

Because at this time their mobile phone signals showed zero bars, which meant that their plan to broadcast live in Hades failed.

Then they spent 1 yuan to come down, it is really a tourist, this is not good, many of them come down to gain popularity, how can there be no signal?
So she asked Nanako who was holding a small red flag:

"Miss tour guide, may I ask why there is no internet in Hades?"

"Yeah! Why is the tour guide acting like this? Most of us are anchors. This time we came to Hades to promote Hades to everyone. If there is no Internet, there is no way to broadcast it live."

"That's right, many people are very curious about what the Underworld looks like. If they watch our live broadcast and think that the Underworld is very beautiful, more people will come next time."

"It is true that there is no Internet in Hades, but you can have Internet if you want, but you have to pay an extra 1000 yuan for the Internet fee." Nanako holding a red flag heard this and said, "Because Hades It is not in the same space as the human world, so it takes a lot of power to pull the signal from the human world, so it is not expensive to charge you 1000 yuan."

"Of course, you can also choose not to use the Internet. It's the same to shoot here and then go back and pass it on."

"Uh, can this be the same?" The anchors who heard this said weakly, others have eaten meat in the live broadcast, and they don't know if they can drink soup when they go back to broadcast.

Thinking of this, everyone gritted their teeth and stomped their feet, and said, "We will give you money, and my friend will open an Internet cafe for us."

It took 1 yuan to get down, and there is nothing to spend another 1000 yuan.

Of course, it was the little anchors who were hurting, like those big anchors and rich tourists who just opened without blinking their eyes.

"Okay, everyone is ready to receive the signal." Nanako, who received the money, snapped her fingers towards the team of several hundred people, and they found the mobile phone signal again.

Immediately, everyone excitedly started the live broadcast, playing the scene of Hades for everyone.

"This is the underworld. Why do I feel that it is no different from the snack street? Are the anchors just teasing us?"

"Yeah, take a look, the branch on the signboard is stinky tofu? The anchors don't think we are fools, do they?" After the live broadcast rooms of the major anchors opened, the water friends who came in looked at the octopuses around them. Signatures such as small balls, stinky tofu, finger cakes, and Dengzhan cakes can't help but complain. …

How is this the Underworld? It's basically a food street, okay? Although they don't read many books, they are not blind. The anchors thought they should at least find a haunted house, okay?

"Don't worry, everyone. This is the gourmet street of Hades, so it's normal for these delicacies to appear. After we go out from here, we can see the real appearance of Hades." The anchor saw the water in the live broadcast room. After the friend's speech, he opened his mouth to explain.

"Yes, yes, everyone, don't worry." The assistant who held up his mobile phone to help take pictures also said.

Although it is said that there are food streets all around, which looks like a commercial street in the world, but they can still feel a different atmosphere from the world when they are here.

"Uncle, how do you sell octopus balls? Let's buy some octopus balls here. Can you show us that you are ghosts? Not people?"

The anchor looked at the nearest octopus ball stand and said to the boss. Speaking of which, he hasn’t eaten octopus balls for a long time. If the water friends don’t believe it, then he will let the boss perform it. Now they should believe it Is it in Hades, not in the food street in the room?

"Let me show you, it doesn't matter if I'm a ghost or not, but are you sure you want a serving of octopus balls? All the octopus balls here are calculated on an individual basis. There are 6 balls for a total of 600 yuan." .” The boss in front of the takoyaki stall said to the anchor.

"Ah? Is it 100 yuan for a small octopus ball?" The anchor was stunned when he heard this, but then he thought about it. Since it is in the food street in the underworld, maybe there is something wrong with the small octopus balls inside. As a human being, he nodded: "Then, boss, can you please give me some octopus balls?"

"No problem, handsome guy, do you want to pay in cash or electronically?" The boss asked with a smile, pointing to the signboard beside it, and saw the signboard read "No credit for small businesses, pay first and then pick up." .

"Let's pay electronically. I didn't bring cash." The anchor said after hearing this, and then scanned the QR code to pay.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene and couldn't help discussing:
"My God, I now believe that the host is selling small octopus balls by someone in the underworld, and they are still 100 yuan each."

"Yeah, only places like Hades, where it's inconvenient to deliver ingredients, are so expensive."

"Speaking of which, the anchor has already given the money, shouldn't the boss prove to us that he is a ghost instead of a human?" Compared with the 100 yuan for the little octopus prince, some water friends want to see the boss give the money to him. They put on a show.

"Boss, we have already paid the money. Can you prove that you are a ghost and not a human?" The assistant saw the speech of the water friend in the live broadcast room, and said to the boss who was flipping octopus balls.

The octopus balls in the underworld seem to be no different from those in the mortal world. No matter how he looks at them, he can't see anything special about these 100 yuan octopus balls.

"Of course there is no problem. In order not to scare you, I will not show you my dead face. Let me show you my special skills." The boss laughed when he heard this, and his upper body was divided into several parts. up. …

"My God! This is really the Hades."

"Couldn't it be? Have you ever seen someone who can do special effects in a live broadcast?" The water friends in the live broadcast room felt their scalps go numb when they saw it.

"Okay boss, we now know that you are a ghost and not a human, can you return to your original appearance?" Watching the boss cut it into pieces and make octopus balls for himself, the host felt his stomach churning and was about to spit it out up.

"No problem, in fact, I'm quite uncomfortable in this state." The boss said with a smile, and then returned to the original state.

"How much is the grilled sausage, boss? Shouldn't it cost 100 yuan a piece like the octopus balls next to it?" Other anchors on the other side are also communicating with the bosses in various stalls, hoping The bosses can see that for the sake of their shopping, just like the boss who sold the octopus balls, he showed his hands to the water friends to prove that he is not human.

"Of course not. His one sells for 100 a piece, and mine must sell for at least 300." The owner of the sausage stand said.

"(⊙o⊙) What? Three hundred roasted sausages?" The anchor who heard this said that he was numb, but in order to stabilize the water friends in the live broadcast room, he still paid for it very painfully. , now he just wants to go out as soon as possible to take pictures of the environment of Hades.

I don't want to stay in this food street anymore. With such a price, I can't afford it even if I have a mine at home.

"Miss, they all paid voluntarily. I didn't force them. Let's continue playing now, miss." Ling Chong said to Zou Linlin after seeing this scene.

"Well, let's go play now." Zou Linlin nodded and said, since these guys are willing to give money, then she has nothing to say.

"Miss, wait for us, we also want to play together."

"Yeah yeah."

Lingyi and Lingsi immediately followed after seeing them.

"Why are you all free to follow me and Miss Sister? Why don't you hurry up and see grandma, but grandma hasn't seen you for a while." Seeing the avatars sticking up, Ling Chong immediately said.

What are he waiting for to play with his young lady?Why join in the fun?

"Yes, let's see grandma. I almost forgot about it." Hearing this, Ling Yi remembered this matter.

"Yes, little sister, let's go to see grandma first, and we'll see you later." Ling Si said, and immediately ran towards Naihe Bridge.

"Okay, little sister, let's continue playing, and leave them two idiots alone." Seeing the clone leave, Ling Chong said with a smile.

"Okay, big cat, you can lead the way." Zou Linlin said with a smile after listening.

"Okay." Ling Chong nodded his head, and then led Zou Linlin towards the most beautiful sea of ​​flowers on the other side in Hades.