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Chapter 425 People Are Stupid

"You little thief cat, do you still dare to be arrogant and slander the Immortal Court?" The Immortal Emperor asked with a smile, this little thief cat is quite resistant to beatings, and the buttocks are not swollen after being spanked for so long. It's good to have a lot of meat on the buttocks.

"Don't dare, don't dare, I won't dare to say that Xianting is a bad place next time." Lingji said, feeling his ass tingling, how could there be such a stingy immortal emperor?I just said a few words casually.

Does the other party care about him?And it was too bad to beat him, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, the other party reminded him that one day he would avenge this revenge.

"It looks like you're a little thief, you know how to be afraid." The Immortal Emperor threw away the bits and pieces and said, "Don't let me hear you say such things again next time, otherwise I will punish you once I see you." , I will spank you once when I hear a sentence, did you hear that, you little thief cat?"

"I heard it, I heard it." Lingshi nodded his little head and said, and kept muttering in his heart: "I must practice hard, and when the time comes, I will arrest you like this and beat you. With such a face in front of me, I will definitely get it back in this scene."

"Your voice is so low, are you unconvinced?" The Immortal Emperor looked at Ling Shi and said with a smile.

Ling Shi suddenly felt a chill, followed his tail to the back of the head on the boat, and said quickly: "I am convinced, I am very convinced, you can see how convinced I am by seeing how loud my voice is."

"That's good. If you are not convinced, then I plan to show you a few more tricks to make you completely convinced." The Immortal Emperor said with a smile.

"Don't...don't, don't, I'm not your opponent, you can't bully me like this anymore." Hearing this, Lingshou looked around and shouted: "Miss Sister, he has already beaten me, and now you can't bully me like this." If you want to fight a second time, if you don’t come again, I will be beaten to death.”

"What nonsense are you talking about, you little thief cat? Why am I going to hit you a second time?" Hearing this, the Immortal Emperor panicked, and quickly explained: "I just said that if you are not convinced, I will fight with you again." It’s just a gesture, I said there that I’m going to beat you up, you can’t gossip here.”

The little thief cat yelled that, but the two fellow Taoists didn't think he wanted to skin the little thief cat.

Regardless of the fact that the two fellow daoists agreed with him to beat up this little thief cat, if he dared to strike hard, it is estimated that several of his subordinates would lie on the ground in a few days.

"It was you who said you were going to beat me up, and I didn't lie." Seeing that the Immortal Emperor was afraid, Ling Shi immediately regained his spirits.

Sure enough, the other party was still afraid, the young lady didn't dare to hit him hard.

Otherwise, if he yelled like this, the other party wouldn't be in such a panic.

"You little thief cat..." Hearing this, the Immortal Emperor scolded angrily: "Forget it, I am too lazy to argue with you little thief cat, I beat you up, and my anger is almost gone Yes, but if you, a little thief, dare to tell stories next time, I will never forgive you lightly."

"You have to remember that if I hit you once, there will be a second time."

After saying that, he left immediately.

Don't give Lingshi a chance to continue talking, otherwise he is worried that Lingshi will give him another moth.

"Miss sister, have you seen it, am I very powerful? I scared him away with just a few yells." Seeing that the fairy emperor fled in a hurry, he ran to Zhu Xiaoqing very proudly and said, if he didn't In the scene where he was beaten just now, he should be more proud now.

"It's great, but what I paid was the price of my butt being swollen." Zhu Xiaoqing was finally able to move after the Immortal Emperor left. She touched Lin Chong's big head and smiled helplessly.

Kitty Maomao, this bad guy, although he is going to be replaced now is very powerful, but he was not like this just now.

"It's okay, my thick skin was beaten twice, it's nothing to worry about, and besides, he didn't dare to hit me hard." He said proudly, "I'm Miss Sister's darling, he won't give me a slap in the face." Face, do you still dare to give young lady face?"

"So you, a little stupid cat, just use your sister's name to cause trouble everywhere, don't you?" As soon as Lingcha finished speaking, he appeared next to Lingcha in a red dress.

Zhu Xiaoqing, who was stroking Zhu Xiaoqing, found that she couldn't move anymore, and suddenly felt like crying, but who did she provoke, why is she always the one who gets hurt?

"No, no." Hearing this, Ling Shi quickly shook his head and said, "I have never done what Miss Sister said, and I was just telling the truth."

"You see that fairy garden is old and dilapidated, and the atmosphere is stuffy and boring. How can it compare to Miss Sister's palace?" She said around the dead lady in a flattering manner, and by the way supported Zhu Xiaoqing's body with her big tail , lest she be too tired to maintain this posture.

Zhu Xiaoqing, who was being dragged, expressed her relief. Hearing that she finally didn't hurt Kitty Maomao in vain, she knew that when she couldn't move, she could help her relieve the pressure.

But if Kitty Maomao can avoid bringing these people in, she thinks her pressure should be even less.

"You little stupid cat is not only using your sister's name to cause trouble, but you are also cheating girls everywhere." Seeing this scene, the deceased lady angrily picked up her pockets. When I was talking to him, I was still in the mood to take care of other girls.

"Miss, you can't say that. How can you call what you love and what I want to be called cheating?" Lingshi, who was lifted up, explained: "Miss Zhu Xiaoqing took care of me and gave me food. Shouldn't I take care of her?" thing?"

"Miss, didn't you teach me to be a cat to be kind and repay it?"

"You little stupid cat, do you have too many older sisters? Do you remember it wrongly? Think about it carefully. Did your older sister teach you this sentence? My older sister is telling you to practice hard and be less lazy and less sleepy. You have to change the habit of being greedy." The dead lady said angrily when she heard the words, this little stupid cat seems that some sisters really talk too much, and they can say that she said what she didn't say .

Hearing this, Lingshou couldn't help sweating, but it was useless to explain it after thinking about it, so he admitted generously:

"That may be because I have a bad memory. Who made me so handsome? There is no way I can always attract young ladies."

"Are you sure that your little stupid cat attracts girls because it's handsome?" the dead lady said a little speechlessly, can a chubby cat like him be described as handsome?Not to mention ten miles and eight villages, even in the whole world, there is no second fatter cat than him.

"Of course, I'm a flower in the Lingchuan Snow Leopard Rescue, Breeding and Conservation Center. I'm the most handsome among the snow leopards. I was once voted the most handsome snow leopard in the world." It is general to say it all.

"Okay, okay, you little stupid cat can stop talking for a while, don't you know what to do with your mouth when you talk so much at once?" said the dead lady speechlessly.

"It's a bit dry." Lingshi nodded and said, "Miss, do you miss me, so you came here to see me?"

"No, I just came here to see if you have a long memory." The dead lady touched Lingshou's buttocks and said, "By the way, let's see if your butt is swollen from the beating?"

"Of course not. I'm reporting the young lady's name. Even if he dares to hit her, will he dare to hit her to make her swollen?" Lingcha said proudly.

The dead lady who was watching was very speechless. Although this little stupid cat is a little stupid, it seems that after knowing that she loves him very much, it seems a little fearless.

"You little stupid cat can talk with just one mouth, and you're nothing in a fight." The dead lady threw away her bits and pieces and said, "My sister is too lazy to talk nonsense with you, so I should pay more attention to my mouth next time." , even if you say bad things about others, you have to say it in a hidden place?"

"Yes, Miss Sister." Ling Shi nodded his head and said, since this time, the next time he speaks ill of someone, he will definitely live in a place where the other party can't hear him.

"That's all right, my sister is leaving first." The dead lady said.

"Yes, Miss Sister." Ling Shi nodded his head and said.

"Respectfully send off the empress." The barefoot immortal at the side saw it and quickly bowed and said.

He stood awkwardly by the side for a long time, and now he finally found a chance to speak.

"En." After the dead lady glanced at the barefoot fairy, her figure disappeared.

The barefoot immortal who was being looked at felt his scalp tingling. The empress looked at him just now, as if she was warning him, did he make the empress angry by doing too much?But he didn't say anything.

This little fat cat is a bit too pampered.

"Miss Sister, how are you? Are you okay? Your back is not sore, do you want me to give you a thump?" After the dead lady left, Zhu Xiaoqing was finally saved, and when Ling Shi saw it, he immediately came over , helped Zhu Xiaoqing sit down with his big tail.

"It's okay, my sister is a cultivator, how can she be so easily sour?" Zhu Xiaoqing said, although she was a little helpless when she heard this, she rubbed her little head happily and said.

Look at how sensible the kitten is, it will hurt now.

"That's good, that's good." Ling Shi said happily after hearing the words.

"How is the kitten? Does the butt hurt?"

"Do you want my sister to rub this kitten for you?"

"No need, little sister, my skin is so thick that it doesn't hurt." Hearing this, Ling Shi waved his paw and said, suddenly realized that the voice didn't seem to come from Zhu Xiaoqing's mouth, but from himself. It came from behind.

"Why is there another one?" Zhu Xiaoqing's body, which had just sat down just now, froze in place for an instant.

She just wanted to exercise her muscles and bones a little bit, why is it so troublesome?Is Kitty's powerful sister a bit too much?

"I have seen Empress Houtu." The barefoot immortal who was thinking about what he should do in the future, bowed quickly when he saw Empress Houtu who appeared.

"You don't need to be too polite." Seeing this, Empress Houtu smiled and waved her hands, looked at Lingshi and said, "Little cat, are you unhappy to see your sister coming? Why are you pointing your butt at your sister?"

"My sister wanted to see if my butt was swollen, so I didn't turn around." Hearing this, Ling Shi said weakly.

When he asked the two young ladies to come to the rescue just now, none of the two young ladies came.

After he was beaten up, the two young ladies were more diligent than the other.

"Then sister, let me take a look for you." After hearing the words, Empress Houtu smiled and waved her hand, Lingshi flew up and was lifted up by Empress Houtu: "Sister took a look and found that you are a kitten. My son's butt is really too fat, not to mention injured, even if it doesn't even have a mark."

"Really? That's really great." Ling Shi was weak and stubborn.

"When you little cat sees my sister, it's the complete opposite of when you saw my sister." Empress Houtu turned the bag over, pinched his big round face and said, "What's the matter, my sister didn't show up in time, save you!" This little stupid cat made you get spanked, right?"

"No, no. How dare he blame Miss Sister?" Hearing this, Ling Shi shook his head and said.

"Your disobedient attitude has already betrayed you." Empress Houtu touched Lingshang's big head and said, "The reason why my sister didn't show up is because you, a kitten, keep everything outside. Said, I don’t know how to be restrained in everything, and that’s what caused this disaster.”

"You're a big cat too, it's time to learn to be more independent and stop being so naive and romantic."

"Sisters can protect you for a while, but they can't protect you forever, do you know that?"

"Yeah, I get it." Ling Shi said, nodding his head.

It turned out that the young lady asked him to keep a low profile. He said why didn't the young lady come out to save him?
"It's good to know." Hou Tu Niang Niang said with a smile: "Then go back with my sister, you are the Leopard Emperor of the Underworld now, why, can you often not be on your own territory?"

"But I'm just a doppelgänger, Miss Sister, shouldn't you grab the main body?" Ling Shi said weakly, he is just a small tail, Miss Sister, why not catch him?If you want to grab it, you should also grab the body.

"It makes sense, then you stay here well, I'll go and grab your body into the underworld, it's time for him to go back after he's been wandering around for so long." Hearing this, Empress Hou Tu put it down He said while holding Lingzhang's hand.

"Yeah, little sister, hurry up, don't let that bad guy on the body escape." Lingshi reminded after hearing this.

"Okay, sister knows." Empress Hou Tu touched Lingshou and said with a smile, her figure disappeared again.

"Miss Sister, how are you?" Lingshi asked Zhu Xiaoqing after seeing her.

"My sister is fine now, but I just want to lie down quietly, lest your little sister come again." Hearing this, Zhu Xiaoqing said helplessly, it is better to sit on the ground, at least after sitting on the ground, she will not So tired, otherwise Kitty and Mao's sisters would come one after another, how could she bear it?

"Miss and sisters have all come, and they won't come again. Don't worry, miss." Hearing this, Ling Shi said.

"Really? You didn't lie to your sister, did you?" Zhu Xiaoqing asked after hearing the words and confirming again and again.

"I promise." Lingshi raised his little paw and said?
"That's fine, sister trusts you." Zhu Xiaoqing laughed after hearing the words, touched Lingshang's head and got up, and said to the barefoot fairy: "Master, is he going to give me Yuan Gongfu next? "

"Yes." Hearing this voice, the Barefoot Immortal nodded and said.

(End of this chapter)