Leopard Leopard me?Probably obsolete

"Uh, let's not do it."

Ling Chong said weakly: "I am in a hurry to manage a Hades, and I am too busy managing a demon world."

The underworld alone made him physically and mentally exhausted, and with the addition of the demon world, he felt that he had no way to live anymore.

"Don't worry, little stupid cat."

"You don't need to take care of the demon world, because there are only two big cats and two or three kittens left in the demon world." Miss Empress said with a smile: "You just need to take care of the mortal world and prevent the newly born monsters from killing mortals." That's it."

"Then why do you still want me to be the demon emperor?" Ling Chong scratched his head and asked puzzledly, since there are no monsters, why did he still let him be the demon emperor?

"Because it's easy to get things done by pulling the tiger's skin." Miss Empress said with a smile: "My sister is not from the demon clan, so it is inconvenient to meddle in the affairs of the demon clan, but you are different. You are a monster. As long as there is a tiger skin to start It’s just as it should be.”

"But the problem is that I'm a snow leopard, why did I remove the tiger skin?" Ling Chong said weakly after listening.

"Then you still want to tear off your own skin?" The empress patted Ling Chong and said: "Anyway, we have already discussed this matter, and your title will be announced to the world soon, and everyone The monster must submit to you, otherwise it is an act of rebellion."

"At that time, Heavenly Court will send troops to suppress them. Don't worry, you don't need to do anything. You are just here as a name, you know?"

"That is to say, little sister, are you planning to use my name to do bad things?" Hearing this, Ling Chong finally understood. It turned out that the young lady and the others gave themselves a name to facilitate things. what.

"What's a bad thing?" Miss Empress said angrily, and rewarded Ling Chong's head with a big chestnut backhand, knocking Ling Chong's head dizzy.

"Miss Sister, stop beating, if you hit me again, I will become stupid, and no one will help you." Ling Chong stretched out his short hands and rubbed his head with all his might. He was just telling the truth, but Miss Sister actually So he beat him up out of embarrassment, and it seemed that he was right.

"It's better to be stupid, it's better to be stupid, and there will be no worries if you are stupid."

"Stupid is wonderful, stupid is wonderful, stupid cats don't sleep late."

Miss Empress said angrily, and put Ling Chong down.

How dare this little stupid cat say that she did something bad?Of course, a little stupid cat like this needs to be hit several times to be obedient.

"But if I become stupid, I won't be able to find my way to Miss Sister's house." Ling Chong said weakly.

"So, you little stupid cat, are you trying to threaten my sister now?" The Empress slipped up and hit his ass: "Sister spanking your big ass now, it won't hurt you!" Is it in your head?"

"But Miss Sister, if you hurt me, you will definitely feel distressed. For the sake of Miss Sister, don't feel sorry for me. It's better not to hit me." Ling Chong said with his tail between his legs.

Why is Miss Sister so smart? She can't even fool her.

"Don't worry, my sister got swollen by herself, I don't feel bad." The young lady empress waved her jade hand and said "papa" a few times: "Do you dare to talk nonsense next time, you little stupid cat. "

"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm afraid of being beaten for talking." Ling Chong said aggrievedly.

These days, the young lady still doesn't let the cat tell the truth, it's clear that what he said is not wrong at all.

"Is this what my sister asked you? Don't distort what my sister means, you little stupid cat." The female empress pinched Ling Chong's big round face and said: "What my sister said is that you, a little stupid cat, are not allowed to talk nonsense in the future , we are doing this to help you clear the way for this little stupid cat, you little stupid cat doesn't know what is good and what is bad."

"Yes, yes, what the young lady said is correct. Can my sister loosen my face first, and if I pinch it again, I will turn into a big toad." Ling Chong said weakly.

If the young lady pinches him, just pinch him, don't pinch and knead and rub.

This will make his mouth big, and then he will become unattractive, and he will turn into a toad.

"It's good to become a toad. When the time comes, my sister will keep you in the pool at the door. When she wants to touch you, she can lift you out of the pool. I don't have to worry about you, a stupid little cat, running around." Miss Empress let go of her hand and said.

"But if I look like that, I won't look good, little sister." Ling Chong pressed his big round face, and after finding that the young lady didn't pinch it, he muttered, "I also rely on being handsome for a living." Okay, Miss Sister, if you pinch my face, then I won't be able to eat."

"You little stupid cat wants to eat every day. Didn't my sister treat you badly and never give you food?" The female empress couldn't help laughing and scolded: "You are the fat and fat that the little stupid cat eats." Not strong enough? Do you still want to eat into a ball? When the time comes, my sister will really kick you back when she sees you."

"Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, Miss Sister. I can still roll back by moving my body, so I don't bother Miss Sister to kick it."

Ling Chong said with a smile, it really turned into a ball and rolled down from Miss Empress.

"You little stupid cat, can't you sneak around like this? Aren't you going to say hello to your sister?" Miss Empress said, holding her chin when she saw her.

"Of course not, Miss, I'm going to report to you that I'm leaving?" Ling Chong immediately laughed and said, "My lady, I still have to do it, so I won't chat with her." Come on, come see Miss Sister when you have free time."

"Okay, then you little stupid cat, let's go." The female empress waved her hand and said, "My sister will always pay attention to you. If you sneak out to play instead of going to the underworld, my sister will Make your ass round again."

"Ah?" Hearing this, Ling Chong's face immediately turned bitter. Didn't he just want to get away early? Why does the young lady still do this?If the young lady has been staring at him, why is he being lazy?

"What's the matter, don't you plan to leave, you little stupid cat? Then let's play with my sister for a while." Seeing that Ling Chong didn't move, Miss Empress said with a smile.

"I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now." Ling Chong said, and quickly jumped into the underworld.

What if you don't sneak around again?Then he really can't get away.

"This little stupid cat is really a thief." Miss Empress shook her head when she saw it, then sat down and looked at the bamboo tube.

As for supervising Ling Chong, she didn't do anything at all, she just spoke to scare Ling Chong off.

"The main body, why did you suddenly run down?" Ling Jiu was lying in the Fengdu Emperor's Palace, and couldn't help being stunned when he saw Ling Chong who suddenly appeared.

It's not common for the main body to come down below. Could it be that the main body has caused some trouble above?

Thinking of this, Ling Jiu immediately said vigilantly:

"You won't cause any trouble on the top and come down, let me tell you, don't involve me in it."

"Snow leopards are snow leopards, tails are tails, and the two of us are separate."

"Don't worry, there is no trouble, but I just escaped from Miss Empress." Ling Chong said after listening.

What do you call avatar!It made him seem to get into trouble all the time, and he wasn't a group of idiots like them, how could he get into trouble?
"What's wrong with Miss Empress?" Ling Jiu asked curiously when she heard the words.

"Of course I want to leave me there and rub it vigorously." Ling Chong looked at Ling Jiu and said, "Besides that, the biggest reason is because I told the truth."

"What are you telling the truth again?" Ling Jiu asked weakly, the main body can be so scared, it is estimated that this sentence offended Miss Empress.

"The thing is like this..." Ling Chong explained what happened just now, "Don't you think so? Isn't this clearly adding to our burden? I'm just telling the truth , Miss Empress is not happy."

"What you said makes sense." After Ling Jiu finished listening, she said that the ontology really did nothing wrong this time.

Miss Empress, they want to do business, don't use them as an excuse, right?If other monsters know about it, it will be difficult for them to be monsters.

"So, I have to run back quickly to avoid it. I'm not doing this for my own snow leopard. I'm also doing it for your own good."

"It's well-founded, and Leopard is convinced." Lingjiu nodded her head when she heard the words and said, "So did you succeed in persuading Miss Sister in the end?"

"Do you think my butt is swollen like this?" Ling Chong asked with his butt pouted.

"Probably not." Ling Jiu said.

"So, I got beaten for nothing." Ling Chong sighed and said, "There is nothing to do in the future, we'd better meet other monsters early, this will affect our reputation among other monsters."

"Then what if other monsters come to us?" Lingjiu said.

"That depends on whether he came here to give gifts, or to pick trouble."

Ling Chong said, scanning the hall, and found that the hall was empty, he scratched his head in doubt and said: "Are we on the weekend? Why is it empty?"

He remembered that there were quite a lot of ghosts in the hall in the past, why didn't they see any of them now?

"You said this, they went to catch the ghost king who broke the seal." Lingjiu cocked her short legs, gnawed on the small dried fish and said, "Recently, the spiritual energy has not risen crazily, so the seals in some places have been broken. opened."

"The ghosts that were sealed inside naturally came out, so now they go to catch the ghosts."

"Oh, so it is like this." Ling Chong nodded suddenly, the ghost king who broke the seal should be similar to the two corpses he encountered before.

He heard from the minister that since the fairy road was cut off, there was no ghost guards in the underworld, and the order was in chaos. There are various ways to seal them.

As time passed, the power of these seals gradually weakened, and the ghosts also ran out.

"Yes, how could it be so quiet in the normal hall?" Lingjiu said, spit out a bottle of fresh milk and drank it "gurglingly". After entering, their wages were finally paid to them, and with the money they earned, they could finally buy themselves some snacks.

How can a little snow leopard grow taller without drinking more milk?So now he drinks a carton of milk every now and then to supplement his nutrition.

To prepare for the defeat of the main body and the establishment of the Big Tail Alliance in the future.

"Shouldn't you bring me a box too?" Seeing the avatar drinking milk so happily, Ling Chong couldn't help but swallowed and said.

We are all one, do you think the clone will drink for him?
"Of course it shouldn't be." The avatar drank gruntly, and said: "My brother is still clear about the account, not to mention that it was bought with my salary, why should I give it to you if I didn't go to the underworld?" Drink? If you want to drink, buy it yourself."

Originally he was not tall, if he drank the main body again and made the main body grow taller again, when would he be able to defeat the main body?
"If you don't give it, I won't give it. I'll ask my young lady to buy it for me." Hearing this, Ling Chong wagged his tail and said, if he hadn't been working in the underworld last month, the salary should have been paid to him. , then the avatar should be watching him drink milk now.

But it doesn't matter if he doesn't have money, he still has a bunch of ladies and sisters, and he can get the girls to buy milk for him just by being coquettish.

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"You can't run away, King of Yin-Yang Ghosts. Now that the fairy road is reopened, everything will return to the state before the catastrophe. You have no way to enter the heavens and no way to enter the earth, so you will be captured honestly. Come back with us to be judged." Hei Impermanence shouted, holding the Dementor Rod and chasing after him.

"That's right, if you are willing to surrender yourself? The Emperor of Heaven may give you a lighter sentence when he sees it. You will only die if you escape like this." Niutou echoed.

This Yin-Yang Ghost King is really a powerful ghost. After being sealed for so many years, he can still throw the brothers away.

No wonder the Japanese envoys here couldn't deal with him.

"It's dead anyway, maybe you can survive if you fight hard, do you think I will listen to your nonsense?" The Yin-Yang Ghost King who kept running sneered, he knew best what he had done.

If he hadn't committed so many crimes, he might have been caught without a fight.

But you just know what you have done?He couldn't just stop like this.

"Stubborn guy." Seeing this, Ma Mian said angrily, "It seems that this guy has to be punished on the spot."

"That's right, he's resisting like this. It's the only way to do it." Hei Wuchang nodded and said, "Go ask the city gods and lands from all over the place to help, and the Yin-Yang Ghost King must be punished on the spot."

"Yes, ecstasy."

The Yin soldiers who heard this replied, and immediately went to work.

Soon the Yin-Yang Ghost King's path became foggy, and the mountain road seemed endless.

"Where did the Mao God come from to stop my progress, the Yin-Yang Ghost King? Do you want to die?" After realizing that it was the local mountain god Land who was causing the trouble, the Yin-Yang Ghost King said viciously.

"Yin Yang ghost king, you have committed many evils and heinous crimes. I wait for the land/mountain god of Woshi Mountain, and I am ordered by the heaven to arrest you together with the seductress of the underworld. If you are sensible, you will be arrested immediately."

There were many noises around the mountain, and the Yin-Yang Ghost King couldn't help cursing: "Things who don't know how to live or die dare to block my way and want me to surrender, it's just a dream."

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and spit out a green will-o'-the-wisp, and the surrounding mist was instantly burned away, and then the Yin Qi in his hand condensed into a spear.Stabbing towards the big tree not far away, the illusion in front of him disappeared like a broken mirror.

"what?"

The mountain gods and land outside the formation saw this scene with astonishment on their faces, and the threatening voice of the Yin-Yang ghost king came from next to their ears: "You two hairy gods dare to stop me today, I will remember this hatred!" Come on, after I get rid of those damned errands, I will settle this account with you."