Leopard Leopard me?Probably obsolete

"If you want face, you can't eat delicious food, if you want good food, you can't get face."

"So, I choose to be shameless."

Ling Chong, whose head was kneaded, said, "He's just a snow leopard, what's the use of face?"All he wants is food, face or something?It doesn't matter anymore.

"When did you become so thick-skinned, big cat?" Zou Linlin pinched Ling Chong's big round face and said, it's hard to imagine that big cat would say such a thing. I don't want any more.

"Uh, my face has always been thick." Hearing this, Ling Chong replied weakly. He looked around and found that Zou Linlin hadn't cooked, so he immediately said, "Miss, it's already noon. It's time, why haven't you eaten yet? How about going to eat at the breeder's sister's house with me?"

People are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. How can the young lady not eat?

"Let's forget it. What if my sister goes to eat? Then you don't have to eat." Zou Linlin shook her head and said, she has a big appetite, and the food cooked in Xiaoyan's house may not be enough for her.

"Like this? Shall I go get some tributes for the young lady?" Ling Chong asked.

He has so many temples, and there are delicious things on every altar.

"No need, my sister will take care of the food by herself." Zou Linlin touched Ling Chong's head and said, "If you want to eat? Go and eat early. My sister is so big, she won't die of hunger."

"Then I'll go first, Miss Sister."

Zero Chong who heard this said.

"Go, go." Zou Linlin patted Ling Chong's buttocks and said, Ling Chong went back to the red brick honestly.

"The big head has been away for so long, why hasn't he come back? Could it be that he wants to eat out?"

In the kitchen, Father Lu who had waited for a long time and did not see Ling Chong came back said.

"Don't worry, since the big head said he would come back, he will definitely come back."

Lu Xiaoyan smiled and said, "Dad, go to bed first, I'll just wait here for the big head."

"Okay then, you guys wait here for the big head." The yawning Father Lu nodded, and left the kitchen to go back to take a nap.

I do not know how it is?Suddenly he felt a little sleepy, it seemed that he was really old.

"Dangdang, young lady."

"I'm back, take a look at what I've become?" Not long after Lu's father left, Ling Chong's voice came from the kitchen, and Ling Chong, who was wearing a gilt dragon and phoenix armor and a crown of red coral orbs, Chong appeared.

"Big head, your outfit is really good, where did you get it?" Lu Xiaoyan, who was waiting for Lu Xiaoyan, asked curiously.

"This is what it looks like when the big head turns into a human form?" Li Xiaojiao, who was on the side, couldn't help saying in surprise after seeing it.

It turns out that the big head is very cute. After becoming a little monster and matching the current body, it is simply super cute.

"Yes, this is what the big-headed monster looks like." Lu Xiaoyan leaned behind Ling Chong, looked at the two small flags floating behind him and smiled, "Where are you going to sing a big show, big-headed? Carrying two flags."

"This is not a flag for big shows, it's my magic weapon and weapon." Hearing this, Ling Chong's furry little hand waved, and two flags appeared in his hand: "The clouds come! The wind rises! "

As Ling Chong's words fell, clouds and mist gathered in the kitchen, and within a few seconds, the entire kitchen became invisible. At the same time, a cool breeze was blowing in the kitchen, blowing the cabinet doors and rattling.

"Big head quickly give your supernatural powers to my sister and take you away. If this continues, my sister's house will be demolished by you, a little villain." Lu Xiaoyan, who stretched out his hand to pat the cloud, said, but the big head really did what he said. , not even giving them time to react.

"Yes, yes. Datou quickly accept Shentong, my sister will soon become blind." Li Xiaojiao agreed after hearing this.

"Okay, I understand." Hearing this, Ling Chong replied, waved the two small flags in his hands, the clouds in the kitchen dissipated, and the wind also dissipated.

"Finally, I can see clearly. Datou is not allowed to demonstrate to my sister in the kitchen next time, you know? Otherwise, my sister will reward you with chestnuts on your head." Lu Xiaoyan took a deep breath and said.

Fortunately, the big head was holding two flags that didn't do much harm. If it was arson and thunder, the kitchen would be over.

"Oh, I got it." Ling Chong nodded his head quickly when he heard the words, and then jumped lightly, landed on the bench and spun around: "Miss sister, do I look handsome? Am I not as handsome as I am?" Is Sun Wukong even more handsome?"

"Yes, yes, my sister's big head is the most handsome, super handsome." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong's big head and said, "Why did you go there and dress so formally? What's the big deal? Yet?"

Usually the big head is naked even if it becomes a monster.Why are you still learning how to dress up now?

"Of course, otherwise, why am I dressed so handsomely?" Ling Chong said proudly, "Miss Empress and Miss Houtu have entrusted me with an important task."

"Oh, what's the mission?" Lu Xiaoyan asked curiously when she heard the words, and Li Xiaojiao on the side also pricked up her ears.

"The two young ladies asked me to take their place in the Fairy Friendship Meeting held by Zhen Yuanzi Daxian." Ling Chong shook his body and said, "Because I represent the two young ladies, so naturally I can't be too sloppy in my attire. My outfit was given to me by Miss Houtu."

"So that's the case." Lu Xiaoyan nodded suddenly after hearing this, and she said why the big head was suddenly dressed so well, so it turned out that she was going to participate in the Fairy Friends Association.

"Yes." Ling Chong nodded and said, "When the time comes, Miss Sister, you can go with me. In this way, the three of us can have a caretaker."

"Three?" Lu Xiaoyan was stunned after hearing this and said, "Apart from my sister, who else wants to go with me?"

"Miss Shit Shovel Officer, she has also received the invitation as the Nine Heavens Xuannv. I happen to have two invitations. I take one, Miss, you take one, and the three of us can go together." Ling Chong revealed two invitations and said, since the two young ladies have given him all the invitations, it means that he can bring another person by himself.

Since Daxian Zhenyuanzi sent so many invitations, he must have prepared so many seats.

If there is one less person to go, then who will deal with the fairy fruit on the table?

"For a meeting of this level, it really doesn't matter if my sister goes?" Hearing this, Lu Xiaoyan asked a little timidly.

It's Empress Houtu, Nine Heavens Xuannv, and Zhenyuanzi Daxian. Does it really matter to her if she sees a cultivator who hasn't even become a fairy?

"As long as there is an invitation card, who dares to say a word? Besides, Miss, don't you wonder what the Immortal Friends Association looks like?" Ling Chong held the invitation card and bewitched, Miss sister, what are you afraid of?Isn't he here?As long as he's around, Miss Sister will be fine.

"Well, my sister is really curious." Lu Xiaoyan said after struggling for a while.

The Fairy Friendship Meeting at this level might be for the purpose of discussing Dao. If she can hear a little bit of things at the existing meeting, it will not be of great benefit to her.

"Then go with me, Miss Sister." Ling Chong said, and glanced at Lu Xiaoyan's clothes: "Sister, you are not very good at this outfit, I will go to Miss Empress's side later." Let me steal some better clothes for you, Miss Empress's clothes are really pretty."

Since the breeder lady is planning to go to the Fairy Friends Meeting with him, how can she do it without a suitable set of clothes?He remembered that Miss Empress had a lot of beautiful clothes there, so he went to steal some for Miss Breeder.

"Boom"

As soon as Ling Chong's words fell, a slender hand appeared on the top of his head and knocked down on him.

"Oh! Are you hitting me?" Ling Chong, who was hit, cried out in pain.

"Of course it's my sister who is teaching you this restless bad cat." A familiar voice rang in Ling Chong's ear, and Ling Chong found himself in the palace. The empress sitting on the seat looked at Ling Chong Cursing angrily: "Sister is really on guard day and night, she didn't guard against you, a little thief, and you actually want to steal my sister's clothes."

It is said that house thieves are hard to guard against, but this time she saw it thoroughly.

For the sake of his breeder, this little stupid cat actually wants to steal her clothes.

"Isn't it because Miss Breeder doesn't have suitable clothes to wear? And Miss Sister, you have a lot of clothes in your closet." With a chestnut hit on his head, he said, "Miss Empress, just give me one or two It’s enough for Miss Sister to wear, anyway, Miss Sister, you can’t wear so many clothes.”

What a waste of so many beautiful clothes in the closet, why not let him bring them to the breeder's sister to wear.

"You little bad cat, do you really dare to think about it?" The empress scolded angrily when she heard the words: "You really take my sister's clothes and wear them for your breeder, and you must be able to afford it, too." .”

This little stupid cat, have you seen what kind of clothes are in her closet?Even if he dares to wear it for his young lady, he is not afraid that his young lady will die suddenly.

Does this silly cat know what clothes are in her closet?

"Um, Miss Empress, can't you wear your clothes casually?" Hearing this, Ling Chong couldn't help touching his head and asked. It seemed that what Miss Empress meant was not to blame him for stealing clothes, but to blame him for stealing clothes. The clothes are wrong.

"What do you think?" The Empress said angrily, "If you want clothes for your young lady breeder, why don't you just tell her? My sister will ask someone to make a suit for her."

"As for the clothes in my sister's closet, you'd better not move them. You know that clothes will die if you wear them?"

"Oh." Hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head and said, and finally remembered something and said: "Then Miss, can you prepare two more for me? The shit shovel officer doesn't have any suitable clothes yet. .”

It seems that he planned to invest in two more clothes, but now that the Empress finds out, the plan will change slightly.

"Even if you are a little stupid cat, you still have a bit of conscience. You know how to get one for your Miss Nine Heavens Girl." After hearing this, the empress said, "Sister, let someone make clothes for them. When the time comes I will notify you to come and pick it up.”

"You little stupid cat, remember not to hit my sister's clothes again."

"Yeah, I get it." Ling Chong nodded his head again and again when he heard the words, and the environment in front of him returned to the kitchen.

"It's wrong to tamper with other people's things, even if it's your sister, you can't tamper with her closet, you know?" In the kitchen, Lu Xiaoyan was educating Ling Chong who was in a daze. steal clothes?
Even if it's from someone you know very well, she can buy it by herself if she doesn't have clothes, so why take other people's clothes?

"Understood, young lady."

"I've already been beaten up just now, Miss Sister, don't talk about me anymore." Ling Chong, who came back to his senses, touched his big head and said: "In order to make beautiful clothes for Miss Sister, Miss Empress My sister rewarded me with a chestnut on my head."

"Really? Are you out of your body again?" Lu Xiaoyan asked after hearing this.

"It wasn't that I wanted the Yangshen to go out of my body, it was the Empress who heard that I was going to steal her clothes and dragged me over." Ling Chong touched the melon seeds on his head that were still aching and said, "But fortunately, I am not in vain. After this beating, Miss Empress has agreed to have someone make clothes for you and Miss Shovel Officer."

"Really? That's really hard for you." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong's big head and said:

"But next time, don't think about stealing again, otherwise, it's not just the Empress who wants to beat you up."

Although Big Maomao did not succeed in this operation, but the lesson should be learned, and Big Maomao should not be allowed to have such a bad idea of ​​getting something for nothing.

"I know, I know I was wrong." Ling Chong said with his head down, pretending to be pitiful, otherwise he felt that he might be beaten again.

"Just know it's wrong." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong and said, "Hurry up and come over for dinner. Grandma has been busy all afternoon in order to cook your favorite carp."

"Yeah, I'm going to eat now." Touching his head, Ling Chong heard the big carp, and suddenly felt that his head didn't hurt so much.

"This little stupid cat really has something to eat. I have forgotten everything." The empress in the palace looked at the picture revealed in the void, and the picture shattered with a wave of her hand.

"Is the Weaver Maid in the palace here?"

"Report to Your Majesty, Zhinu is here." Following the fall of the Empress's flower, Zhinu immediately appeared in the hall.

"The emperor asked you Zhinu to weave a beautiful water pattern skirt and a purple orchid swallowtail skirt within seven days, can you do it?" the empress looked at Zhinu and asked.

"Report to Your Majesty, it can be done." Weaver Girl nodded back when she heard the words.

"Very good, then you can do it." The empress nodded and said, and Zhinu went to weave and make clothes.