The heavens start from the anger and clearness of Xiangxi

Chapter 191 Ordinary Teacher Lu
[-], summer
Nanbukai University, a male dormitory
"Hello! Chu Lan, is there any class this afternoon? Let's go out and have fun if there is no class?"

A sloppy fat man stared at the computer screen intently, operating the happy man "e to move forward", and said smoothly.

"No, I have an ideological and political class in the afternoon, Lu Laomo's class, who would dare to escape!"

A young man with curly hair in short sleeves and playing with his mobile phone on the bed answered casually.

Obviously, he is the "Chu Lan" that the fat man said.

"Damn it! You're an idiot! How dare you take his ideological and political class?" The fat man was shocked when he heard this.

When he was shocked, the operation suddenly deformed, the mouse could not be found anywhere, and the computer screen instantly turned gray——

you have been slain!

与此同时，他那辉煌的战绩也从0—6—1变成了0—7—1。

Afterwards, a line of particularly glaring characters appeared on the screen: Little Match for Selling Girls (Daughter of Darkness) is already amazing!
Unsurprisingly, a wonderful little theater appeared in the lower left corner:

You can win but you don't have to (Blind Monk): Damn! **Middle Road** gave it away again! If nmd doesn't know how to play, go home and write!

The number of times you can grab attention (Lord of War): GNN's nursery, cnm!

Don't come and grab it, I'll give it to you (Storm Sword): What's the name of the nmb dog?If I want to die, I will die, and if I don't want to play, I can get out!

Leading four pigs and killing five dogs (explorer): This wave, this wave lives up to its name!Really outrageous, this sb Yasuo!

Lulu is not Lulu (Fairy Witch): Brothers, can you stop arguing, I am a silver promotion!Please!mine!It's all my son!

Don't come and grab it, I will give it to you (Sword of the Storm): //
Don't grab it, I'll give it to you (Fighting Swordsman): /mut
Don't grab me, I'll give it to you (Sword of the Storm): /muter
Don't grab it, I will send it (Sword of the Wind): /muteaall
Don't grab me and I'll give it away (Storm Sword): /murrrfdna
The number of times you can catch attention (King of War): Hahahahaha!Laughing to death dad!She doesn't even know how to shield, she's really stupid!No wonder he was killed like a dog!

You can win but it's not necessary (Blind Monk): My grandma and grandma can beat this nm right!A dog is a dog!Go home and recover!
Don't catch me, I'll give it to you (Storm Swordsman): It's called nm!I wwwweeeeerrqqqwewrqqqq
an enemy is legendary!

Accompanied by the ear-piercing sound effects, Fatty instantly closed the black and white screen notebook, and cursed: "Stupid teammate! Stop playing! I'm so fucking convinced! Every promotion match, I meet this kind of stupid teammate!"

Zhang Chulan, who was lying on the bed, listened to the fat man's mouth below, and couldn't help teasing: "No, fat brother, you have already reached the ten-turn silver promotion competition, and you haven't made it yet?"

"Fuck! How are you talking?" The fat man suddenly became unhappy, blushing and choking thickly, "I'm being sanctioned by the system! It's afraid that I will kill everyone after I go up!

One day with a knife in hand, I will kill all the silver dogs in the world! "

Zhang Chulan is no stranger to this. Which promotion match of this guy wasn't √××√×?
Every time either the mouse is broken, the internet speed is not good, or the teammates are idiots.

In short, the non-stick pan is done.

"Come on, you play here first, I'm going to class." Zhang Chulan jumped out of bed with a carp, and said, "Otherwise, it will be miserable if you are late and caught by Lu Laomo."

"You are awesome! How dare you take Lao Mo's class!" The fat man gave Zhang Chulan a thumbs up.

Seeing this, Zhang Chulan just smiled and said nothing, feeling secretly refreshed: You know a hammer!There are a lot of beautiful girls in Lu Laomo's class. They are full of spring, competing for beauty. If a buddy just hooks up with any one, he will get out of the order right away?

Maybe he can hit third base directly!

Well, if it happens, should it be a boy or a girl?
Hey Hey!

Zhang Chulan was imagining her happy life in the future, but the fat man poured cold water on her in an instant:
"Want to eat farts? There is a lot of money in the bank. Have you ever seen a money counter get rich?"

Having been roommates for so long, Zhang Chulan's little thoughtful fat man still doesn't know. To put it bluntly, this kid knows what fart he's going to fart as soon as he touches his butt!

"Virgin!" The fat man patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Listen to my brother's advice, daydreaming is a disease, and it should be cured soon!

If you really want to get rid of your virginity, you should change your name first!

Now this name is unlucky! "

"Fuck you!" Zhang Chulan slapped the fat man's hand off her shoulder, and cursed: "My brother, this name has all the five elements, and it is the fate of great auspiciousness and wealth! You know what a ball !"

"Okay! I won't brag with you anymore, I'm really late if I don't leave!"

He checked the time and rushed out of the dormitory after leaving such a sentence.

bell bell -

One second before the class bell rang, Zhang Chulan finally rushed into the classroom without any risk, and was not caught by the "Old Demon Lu" who was staring at him with a smile on the stage.

Depend on!Fortunately, the young master has also practiced!Otherwise it's really late!
Zhang Chulan was secretly thankful while panting heavily.

On the stage, Laomo Lu waited for the bell to stop, looked around the stage, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Well, it seems that everyone is on time!
Then let's start class!

In this lesson, we will talk about the law of the unity of opposites in the principles of Marxist philosophy.

"

Zhang Chulan looked at Lu Laomo who was talking eloquently on the stage, and his mind was quickly attracted by the circle of fat, swallows and thin people around him. For a while, he looked at the black, long, straight, tall and cold lady Yu, and for a while, he looked at the pair of ponytails The cute loli is simply dazzled and overwhelmed.

I've heard that Lu Laomo's class is full of beautiful girls, and it's true!

This is not an ideological and political class, it is a paradise on earth!

It seems that Xiaoye is not far from being single!

Hahahaha!

Zhang Chulan thought happily.

"The student who laughed the most, did I speak so well? Did you listen so satisfactorily?"

A kind question instantly shattered Zhang Chulan's fantasy and brought him back to reality.

brush brush --

The eyes of the whole classroom were focused on Zhang Chulan in an instant, and those burning eyes were like torches, which made Zhang Chulan feel a little panicked.

Fortunately, this guy was as thick-skinned as a city wall. Facing such a battle, most people would have been eager to find a crack in the ground to get in, but he was still calm and composed.

"Teacher, what you said is wrong!" Zhang Chulan stood up and said righteously: "Then how can you say it well?

How can this good word be worthy of your narration just like the sounds of nature?

I think ten or one hundred is not enough to describe your teaching level!
It just makes me feel fascinated, excited, convinced, and satisfied.”

His on-the-spot compliment caught the other students a little off guard, and they didn't know whether to say that he was smart and calm in times of crisis, or that he was shameless.

"Oh?" Old Demon Lu raised his eyebrows and said, "Since you think what I said is good, then tell me, what is the meaning of the identity and struggle of contradictions?
You should be able to answer such a simple question easily, right? "

Ah this
Zhang Chulan just lingered on the flowers and didn't listen to a word. He knows a hammer!
(End of this chapter)