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Chapter 100 Oh, woman!

"goodbye!"

Concubine Chen Yan waved her hand angrily, and finally couldn't hold back anymore.

She's not the kind of person who values ​​face very much, but she's still a girl, she always wants face.

Proactively confessing but being rejected was beyond her acceptable range.

Watching her turn around to go, Han Lie didn't stop her.

The dog man just followed behind with a smile, and asked as if nothing happened: "Where shall we go to play next? Or what do you want to eat?"

It's getting worse.

Concubine Chen Yan gritted her teeth, she didn't get angry.

Don't be hippie with me!

This matter is much more serious than the previous skirmish, it's not that easy to coax me!

But the problem is... Han Lie is not coaxing.

Walking around behind, like an old man who came out for a walk after eating.

Concubine Chen Yan didn't take two steps, she thought about it: Isn't it right?Why did the dog man reject me?He obviously has a crush on me!

After experiencing the scene just now, she also began to imitate Xi Luting and call out the dog man.

Well, it's really appropriate...

After thinking and thinking, she suddenly saw Ding Xiang who was poking her head outside the school gate, and her heart skipped a beat.

"Isn't it?! You really fell in love with Ding Xiang at first sight?!"

She turned her head suddenly, her eyes widened.

Han Lie shrugged and smiled leisurely: "Is it not possible?"

"roll roll roll!"

Concubine Chen Yan finally exploded, her calm aura turned into a thunderstorm: "Missing my sister? Cut off friendship!"

Brother Lie's pulling skill seems to be at level 4, are you afraid of this?
He smiled and said: "Don't be like this, aren't we good friends? What's wrong with kissing each other?"

I go……

Concubine Chen Yan took a deep breath, and finally realized how difficult the dog man is.

However, she is only slightly inferior.

"Are you an animal? She almost became your sister-in-law!"

Can you still say that?

Good guy, Jie is really a good match and a good talent...

Brother Lie was refreshed, and he opened his mouth to respond: "You almost became her sister-in-law! What's the matter, brother-in-law wants to take a bite?"

"Would one bite be enough?"

Chen Yanfei turned her head and grinned deliberately, her teeth were white: "I broke it up and made it into a platter, I'll eat a few more bites!"

If this was Xi Luting, Han Lie would have to play tricks with her.

But Concubine Chen Yan didn't like dirty jokes, so Han Lie could only pretend to be serious.

No, no, brother is serious.

"Well then, I'll treat you to a braised pork platter later, don't mess with me, okay?"

Concubine Chen Yan looked at Han Lie suspiciously for a while, then suddenly smiled and nodded: "Okay, not only will I not make trouble, but I will also help you... good brother-in-law!"

I want to see, what the hell are you trying to do!

Concubine Chen Yan still does not believe that Han Lie really wants to pursue Lilac.

With the emotional intelligence of a dog man, it is impossible to do such a thing.

In front of the girl who just confessed to him, how stupid is he to blatantly pursue her sister?

I really like it, can't you tease me quietly?

Concubine Chen Yan finally understood that the dog man was just using Lilac as a cover, and whoever was serious was stupid.

OK, I'll help you continue!

Han Lie was indeed choked by her.

Seeing Ding Xiang and Ding Yu standing at the entrance of the small supermarket across the road, and Concubine Chen Yan looking eager to try, Han Lie could only give in with a wry smile.

"Don't, don't, don't bother you, I will do it myself."

"That won't work!"

Concubine Chen Yan turned her face on the spot: "Now you don't want to be my brother-in-law, it won't work anymore!"

Brother lie has a headache.

Not agreeing with her confession was indeed the most correct choice.

It's so difficult to get her reputation wrong, if she is really given the position in the palace, who is the opponent? !
I can't stand it myself!
Although a little timid, Han Lie still gave her a warm smile the first time he approached Ding Xiang.

As a result, Ding Xiang lowered her eyes and didn't look at him at all.

Woman, are you going to reject my kindness?
So Han Lie stared at her viciously, and within two seconds, the roots of her ears began to turn red again.

Brother Lie thinks she is cuter than Chen Yanfei.

In the thinking of normal men, being easy to bully = cute.

……

"Big brother!"

Ding Ding shouted enthusiastically, kicking off the prelude to the chatter.

Thus, Concubine Chen Yan finally knew that Han Lie and Ding Yu were sleeping together.

"Wow! No way? Then there is fate?!"

Ding Xiang's eyes flickered, flashing across Han Lie's face.

It's really a good relationship.

Her own brother and best best friend actually have a close relationship with Han Lie, as if it was destined by heaven.

Either today, or next time, sooner or later I will get to know Han Lie.

Han Lie sensed his gaze, but didn't look back, just nodded with a smile: "It's really a good relationship."

Ding Xiang's heart skipped a beat again, and there was a wonderful feeling that her voice was being narrated by someone else.

Moreover, the current Han Lie no longer showed such strong aggressiveness and purpose, which made her feel much more at ease.

However, not for long.

Concubine Chen Yan suddenly asked with a smirk: "Since there is such a fate, why don't we just stay together?"

Ding Xiang blushed and pushed her shyly.

"That's your tough guy, I don't dare to think about it!"

Concubine Chen Yan's heart skipped a beat, and then a sense of irritability arose.

I dare not...

No matter how you interpret these two words, it means that Xiangxiang really has a crush on Han Lie.

She can understand.

In many cases, feelings can be roughly equal to a good first impression + a small thing that touches + just the right timing.

Some people are slow to warm up, while others are more feel-oriented.

The above formula is especially lethal for the latter.

It just so happens that Ding Xiang is a naive girl who believes in fate and pays attention to feelings.

"Naive" should be highlighted.

A dog like Han Lie can bring her a huge sense of freshness. In comparison, her previous suitors are all younger brothers.

Chen Yanfei realized that something was wrong and decisively changed the plan.

What kind of meal are you eating? I can't let the two of you sit face to face again today!

O woman!

……

"Shall we find a place to hang around?"

Chen Yanfei's proposal received enthusiastic response.

The four discussed it and decided to go to the opposite Zhou Shuren Park.

In the meantime, Han Lie contributed a word "good", and Ding Yu was ignored throughout.

The four people are divided into two waves, two in front and two behind, not far away.

Han Lie quietly asked Ding Yu, "Why is your sister so shy?"

Ding Yu also quietly replied: "We have been introverted since we were young, just follow my mother!"

"Have you ever met someone?"

"No... huh?"

Ding Ding shook his head in confusion, and answered reluctantly.

Brother lie smiled.

Then I remembered something, and asked again: "You seem to have known Concubine Chen Yan before?"

Ding Ding replied casually: "I go to the Songjiang campus of SISU once a week, and I have met my concubine several times."

Boy, something is wrong with you!
Brother Lie frowned suddenly, and looked at Ding Yu thoughtfully.

The poor boy was terrified.

However, it may be that what happened before gave him courage, this brat actually had the courage to threaten Han Lie: "Brother Lie, do you still want to be my brother-in-law?"

"Ha ha!"

Brother Lie sneered, put his arms around his shoulders, opened his empty eyes, stared at him, and said word by word: "Those two are your sisters!"

Ding Ding beeped for a moment, and then began to sweat on his forehead.

"Yeah! It's all sisters, it's all sisters!"

"Okay, hold on, don't make things difficult for brother-in-law."

Han Lie patted him on the shoulder in satisfaction, seeing the pained expression on the bear boy's face, he couldn't help but laugh.

As a result, when Concubine Chen Yan turned her head, she happened to see it.

"Han Lie, what are you doing? Don't bully Xiaoyu!"

Brother Lie smiled brightly: "how come? We have a good relationship! Don't you, Ding Ding?"

"Yep!"

Ding Yu Xiaoji, who was hugged by the elder brother on the shoulder, nodded as if pecking rice, and looked at his smiling sister in despair.

Do you really not see that Han Lie is bullying me?

Pooh!woman...

Nothing major happened next, and the whole process was just chatting all over the world.

Chen Yanfei controls the field, Han Lie assists, Ding Yu supports, and Ding Xiang is responsible for contribution or admiration or curious or surprised eyes.

Han Lie didn't flirt with Ding Xiang anymore, and Concubine Chen Yan didn't mention the matter of dating anymore, the atmosphere was calm and peaceful.

Turning to noon, when it was almost time to eat, Chen Yanfei resolutely refused.

"Don't eat it, Xiangxiang and I come to the city once in a while, we are going to go shopping in the afternoon, you two can follow if you like, if you don't like it, you should do whatever you want."

Upon hearing this, Ding Ding waved his hands desperately.

"Don't go, don't go!"

Seeing this, Han Lie was also embarrassed to follow.

——In fact, he didn't intend to follow, Chen Yanfei was completely unnecessary.

However, it is understandable that no matter how strong a person is, they are always immature, nervous, and unable to display their true strength for the first time.

This thing can only be practiced slowly.

Therefore, at the current level, Han Lie's one-on-one is basically a sweep.

It has nothing to do with special points, so don't keep stepping on the gas pedal.

In fact, it is still a matter of mentality and experience.

The two parties said goodbye at the entrance of the subway station. Han Lie, who felt that he had gained a lot, hummed a song, and Ding Ding, who felt that he had suffered a great grievance, was very upset and quietly sent a text message to his sister.

"Sister, Brother Lie is not a good person! Don't be fooled!"

"???"

"Take care of yourself!"

Ding Ding suddenly let out a wail.

It's over, I really want to give it for nothing!
On the other side, Ding Xiang showed Chen Yanfei the text message, and the two beautiful girls hugged and laughed together.

"You only dare to call brother lie when you speak ill of others behind their backs. How badly has your brother been bullied?"

"I didn't expect that his new roommate who is so scared is actually the tough guy you always talk about. He was always tough with me before, but today he broke all the cowhide... Goose goose goose goose..."

"What do you mean I always talk about it? You didn't talk about it? Wow, the 58 master is too powerful, and the rate of return is so exaggerated!"

"I hate you!"

"And there's more—the thinking is so clear! The operation is so fierce!"

"How can I be like that?! You are so annoying!!!"

Laughter spread all the way, and the topic always revolved around Han Lie, but no one mentioned their feelings again.

Perhaps, they all need more time, as well as more observation and thinking...

……

Han Lie was so hungry that he didn't really wait for the big meal in the evening.

Just kidding, it's not really true.

"Let's go, Ding Ding, in order to celebrate the fate between us, I will give you a chance to treat your brother-in-law to dinner!"

"it is good."

Ding Ding is an honest boy, he only realized something was wrong after nodding his head, and looked suspiciously at his big brother.

You want to chase my sister, and I still want to treat you to dinner?
"Ok?"

Brother Lie glanced over casually, and Ding Ding immediately adjusted his position.

"Brother, what do you want to eat?"

Although I haven't called my brother-in-law yet, this attitude is a good start.

Brother Lie was satisfied, and casually pointed to a Mr. Li beef noodle.

I, Han Lie, am not a villain who blackmails people, just eat for common people!

After sitting down in the store, Han Lie just took out his mobile phone, and saw a lot of news from Xi Luting.

The last one was from 15 minutes ago.

Good guy, but it made Sister Gua very anxious.

Open it up casually, and unsurprisingly, they are all unnutritious questioning.

"How did you know?"

"say!"

"Fuck! Play dead with me, right?"

"Come out!"

"Brother Lie! I was wrong, don't ask, if you ask, everything is wrong!"

"(tears teary)"

"Brother~~~ What are you doing?"

"Please, give the child a way to survive!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

……

Han Lie watched with relish, but Bingmi felt the same way and just wanted to laugh.

However, the death plan is not yet ready, so she must be given a reasonable explanation to reassure her.

After thinking about it, reply with a prompt.

"The last courier box, the recipient's name."

As soon as Xi Luting, who was in prison in the dormitory, heard the beep, he rushed over to pick up his phone, opened it, and slapped his thigh.

I'm so stupid!
Ma Dan, how could I show such a big flaw?
In fact, the flaw is really not big.

At that time, as soon as he received the courier, Xi Luting tore off the courier slip and threw it into the trash can.

The entire process, probably only for a few seconds when checking the acceptance information, may be exposed to Han Lie.

Well, only 3 or 4 seconds at most.

According to the thinking of normal people, it must not be there.

But when Han Lie mentioned it, she firmly believed it, thinking that it must be the problem of those few seconds.

She typed tremblingly.

"So...you went to Baidu?"

"Hmm~~~Baidu came out with an amazing article..."

Depend on!
Xi Luting buried her head on the bed and hammered the pillow vigorously, because the bed was not long enough, she could only kneel there with her waist and legs stuck out.

Yu Yun subconsciously took out her phone, tapped it, and casually sent it to Han Lie.

"Brother Lie, are you chatting with Tingting?"

Good guy!
Han Lie's heart skipped a beat, and he felt a prehistoric force awakening.

Then start double fuck... no, double chat.

To Yu Yun: "Don't make trouble, if she finds out, how do you want to die?"

To Xi Luting: "But I haven't finished reading it yet, the women's novel is too boring. Did you write it?"

Yu Yun: "Anyway, my brother doesn't like me, so I'm not afraid of anything now..."

Xi Luting's eyes lit up, he jumped up and typed a lot of words.

"Although I didn't write it, I just participated in it.

Look at it!It's wonderful, really!

The sadomasochism between the male and female protagonists is the most evocative love template in my mind. It combines the dog blood of Korean dramas, the abnormality of Japanese dramas, the freshness of Thai dramas, and the non-mainstream of Yue operas. It is definitely a masterpiece in the field of romance novels!

Although the original template of the heroine is not me, she is much cuter than me!

And the male protagonist is called Han Lieye, what a coincidence?
You must have a sense of substitution when you read it..."

Good guy!
In order to stop me from continuing to look down, you really worked hard...

Han Lie gave Xi Luting's quick wit 99 likes, one less is because she is afraid that she will be complacent.

Then smiled and typed the reply.

"If you tell me that, I'm really interested. All right, I'll read a few more chapters when I have time."

Xiluting: d(д)! ! !

She leaned against the wall, staring at the screen of the phone with distracted eyes, her whole body was petrified.

After a long time, she fell onto the bed like a wooden stake, with a plop.

The head hurts, but the heart hurts even more.

Why does my mouth owe so much? !

Moreover, which breed of pervert are you, dog man? ! ! !

She felt that the world was gloomy, her eyes were blank, and she pressed half of her face against the bed, not wanting to move.

There are four large characters written all over the body - there is nothing to love in life.

Yu Yun was extremely puzzled.

After thinking about it, I took a risk and took a second photo and sent it.

"Brother Lie, what did you do?"

Han Lie opened the photo, and with a "poof", he sprayed out a big mouthful of noodle soup.

On the opposite side, Ding Ding quietly raised his head, showing an expression exactly like that of Little Cucumber...

(End of this chapter)