I have ten trillion licking dog gold

Warm incandescent lamps emit light and heat.

Comrade Jiang Chen, who climbed over the wall, was finally able to enter the house after paying a heavy price.

He sat on a wooden chair, with a porcelain bowl on the table next to him.

What was in the porcelain bowl was exactly what he had just asked for - lard.

The milky white color looks clean and appetizing.

I've only heard that lard can cure burns, insect bites, and bruises... What kind of folk remedy is this?

Oh.

correct.

In addition, Jiang Chen’s “nose injury” was also treated.

There was a wad of toilet paper stuck in his nose.

Quite concise, or even sloppy.

It's just a nosebleed, not a broken bone, so there's no need to call an ambulance. Boss Jiang isn't a man who cares about formalities. It's fine as long as the bleeding stops. The method doesn't matter. It would be really embarrassing to be carried away by an ambulance.

"It's not bleeding anymore, is it?"

Unfortunately, normally only one nostril would bleed, but his nostrils were bleeding, so he had to plug them both, which made his speech incoherent and muffled.

"Ah."

Lampe nodded. As the instigator, he not only did not feel the slightest bit of guilt, he even seemed to be holding back a smile, and tried his best not to look over there.

because.

It's really funny.

The humorous man touched his nose again tentatively out of concern, and after confirming that his nose bone was not broken, he sighed silently.

Can fight.

There are definitely benefits.

One force can defeat ten!

At least you can be immune to the rogue trick.

If it were any other woman, wouldn't she be helpless if she encountered Boss Jiang's tantrum?
Jiang Chen, feeling sore all over, slowly twisted his body to make sure that except for his nose, no other joints were broken or fractured.

Now that things have come to this, just treat it as a free full body SPA.

It's also thanks to his good training.

If it were a smaller dog, I'm afraid it wouldn't be able to withstand such torment from the opponent.

This description shouldn't have any erotic connotations, right?
He pretended to put on some lard. After all, besides being beaten outside, he was also bullied by mosquitoes. Mosquitoes treat everyone equally, regardless of their status.

"Have you met Jinse?"

Not holding a grudge, Jiang Chen asked nonchalantly in his funny muffled voice.

"Very well-informed."

Lan Peizhi was probably in a good mood. In fact, she still showed mercy. Otherwise, how could that person still be sitting here safely and keep his nose?

This increasingly handsome face will definitely be disfigured.

If you don’t believe me, just look at how she killed people when she was in Goryeo.

It was really like a demon descending from the sky. Those seemingly vicious Goryeo gangsters were like crops in the field, being harvested one after another.

That bloody yet magnificent scene left an indelible mark in Jiang Chen's heart, and had a huge impact on his psychology and even his outlook on life.

Maybe that's the time.

The figure behind him who said, "I will go forward even if there are thousands of people against me," became a picture that he would never forget in his life.

If it were true that people only live for a few moments in their lifetime.

That scene is definitely in that category.

"That is."

He just got beaten up, and now he's acting so proud of himself again. He has absolutely no shame.

"Did you have a pleasant chat?"

Jiang Chen asked leisurely, perhaps feeling uncomfortable, and pinched the tissue that was stuffing his nose, "I said, she won't blame you, right?"

"Whoever told her wouldn't blame me."

Lan Pei said: "Do you really think she is a saint?"

"I mean, at least she doesn't hate you. Right."

As expected of a prestigious university student. Even though he didn't major in Chinese language, his word choice is still accurate.

Blame and hatred are different concepts, and they are extremely different, even in nature.

Regarding someone's statement, Lan Peizhi did not deny, "You seem very proud."

Jiang Chen pulled the corners of his mouth, then raised his hands to show his miserable and embarrassed appearance, "Is this the way I am? Is it worth being proud of?"

Lan Peizhi looked away again.

Ok.

Can't read more.

If I look at it for a while longer, I'm afraid I really can't help laughing.

This kind of atmosphere is full of laughter, which is undoubtedly... not good.

"You're getting more and more capable."

Lampe's praise.

Jiang Chen was neither arrogant nor impatient, and quickly responded, "No matter how big it is. You can just do it if you want."

How unfair.

She looks like a bullied young wife.

Someone didn't care, but Lan Peizhi couldn't stand his tone of voice, "Can you be more like a man?"

Jiang Chen showed a bitter expression and sighed heavily. With just this small movement, he almost blew the tissue out of his nostrils.

"How can I be a man in front of you?"

The dust on the body, the wrinkles on the clothes, and the aches all over the body are all silent accusations.

Lan Peizhi fell silent, unable to refute or respond.

The facts are here.

Wasn’t that person manly just now?
But if you act manly in front of her, you will get beaten.

"Can you please stop being so violent? If you do this, how will you ..."

I almost blurted it out, but luckily I pulled myself back in time and stopped myself.

"What about next?"

Lan Peizhi asked with a gloomy look.

Jiang Chen smiled awkwardly. Even if the other party knew what he meant, even if he knew that the other party knew what he meant, but did not admit it, the other party would have no evidence.

He was beaten up like this just for calling out his real name. If he had pointed out that she was a female Tyrannosaurus from Sichuan and Chongqing and an older golden leftover woman, I wouldn't have beaten him to death, but it's possible that I would have broken one of his legs in a rage.

And quite possibly the most important leg.

"You hit me, that's fine, but if you do that to others, do you think they will tolerate you?"

Jiang Chen tried handbrake drifting, but it wasn't that cool, as if he was driving an automatic car as if it were a manual one, and he hadn't even finished the one-year novice period of his driver's license.

"You don't have to be patient."

You say you can't bear it, so you don't bear it?
I just want to do the opposite.

"I know I was wrong today."

Boss Jiang then began to reflect on himself, or rather, to give himself a way out and try to save his reputation, "It was indeed my fault to climb over the wall. But today is not the first time. Am I asking for trouble every time? That time at Gudaochuan, it was the driver who stepped on the brakes..."

"Shut up!"

Have to admit.

Boss Jiang's memory is really extraordinary! Lan Peizhi's face seemed to freeze the light for a moment, and the hot incandescent lamp above his head seemed to float with waves of cold air.

But if you look closely at her eyes, you will find that there is an unusual fluctuation beneath her cold appearance, but it is hidden very well and too deeply.

"Excuse me!"

Jiang Chen apologized immediately and quickly swallowed back the rest of his words. Trouble comes from the mouth, and there are some things that cannot be said casually, even if they are facts.

Some memories can only be memories.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart."

Tonight, Lan Peizhi revealed her legendary terrifying face, or in other words, she began to get angry under someone's fearless temptation.

Under the oppressive gaze, Jiang Chen didn't dare to be clever anymore. He shut his mouth honestly and raised his hand to show that he understood.

"If I hear what I just said again, no matter where it comes from, you won't need your tongue anymore."

Jiang Chen knew that the best thing to do at this time was to keep quiet, but for his own safety and to avoid being wrongly accused in the future, he still asked in a low voice: "What if the driver is talking nonsense..."

The driver’s inner thoughts at that time were: I xxxx!

Lampe looked at him coldly.

Jiang Chen raised his hand to show that he understood. He stopped talking nonsense and immediately gave a guarantee, "Heaven knows, earth knows, you know, and I know."

"You'd better forget it."

Jiang Chen was stunned. Even though he was a wise man and should have gone along with the other person in this situation, he just couldn't deceive a woman.

"Forget? How can I forget? The human brain is not a computer, there is no way to format it. The more you want to forget something, the more you will remember it. You want me to forget it, but can you forget it yourself?"

What is a master?

Those who play with swords, guns, sticks and clubs on the streets can only be considered as acrobats.

Only those who dare to dance on the edge of a knife, disco in the crater of a volcano, and play the suona in the morgue can be called top masters!

It can be seen that Lan Peizhi was already angry and embarrassed, and her snow-white cheeks were faintly flushed, which was rare and unprecedented.

But what happened!

But someone's words are so fair that they cannot be refuted.

She can't really become a shrew who only advocates violence and doesn't care about reason, right?
Lampe's chest rose and fell violently, revealing a unique style. Although it was not magnificent, it was enough to intoxicate the soul.

Someone has accomplished a great feat that no one else has ever achieved. Even if he falls here tonight and can't get out, he can't say he has no regrets, but at least he died with honor.

"cough."

Someone coughed at the right time, and the timing was perfect. "Is there any water?"

Lan Peizhi's eyes were like ice knives, scraping his skin painfully. Not to mention ordinary people, even if someone as perverse as the little prince came, he probably wouldn't be able to bear it and would definitely try to escape as soon as possible. But Comrade Jiang Chen was like a god in meditation, motionless, his butt seemed to be glued to the chair with glue, without even the slightest sign of restlessness.

run?
He looks like he's not feeling well anywhere. It's difficult for him to walk normally, so how can he run?

The so-called request for water was, of course, just to ease the atmosphere. Jiang Chen did not expect to be treated as a guest, but the other party's reaction was beyond his expectations.

Tonight, the Bloody Guanyin finally lived up to her name after a brief silence. She actually stood up and left the main room, as if she was really going to pour him some water.

Jiang Chen was caught off guard and sat in his chair, feeling flattered.

Could it be that his painstaking efforts really paid off?
Tame, bah, when getting along with a woman like Lan Peizhi, it is impossible to use the methods listed in the Book of Men and Women, one must take a different approach!
of course.

Jiang Chen didn't get too happy too soon. It's not good to be self-indulgent. Maybe the other person just went to get mosquito repellent tablets?
After a few minutes of anxious waiting, Jiang Chen turned around the moment he heard footsteps.

Immediately, the pupils contracted.

The woman with long hair and home clothes actually walked in holding a disposable paper cup!
Jiang Chen was so emotionally agitated that he even forgot the pain in his body and immediately stood up from his chair.

It's not a misunderstanding.

It was indeed poured for him.

Seeing the other party handing over a paper cup, Jiang Chen quickly reached out to take it. The cup was heavy and full, and the temperature from the touch was clearly not 100℃ boiling water.

Looking at the cool water with ripples inside, someone was speechless and choked up, as if he almost couldn't hold back his tears.

this time.

It was out of emotion!
"Drink."

The way of Lampe, his voice is soft, gentle and refreshing.

It is better to block than to open up.

This beating was totally worth it!

The value of things lies not in their material value, but in the deep emotions they contain.

Even though I haven't drunk it yet, all the grievances, resentments and pains have disappeared. This is not just boiled water, it is clearly nectar!
Jiang Chen nodded silently, then picked up the paper cup, tilted his head back and gulped it down, as if he was extremely thirsty, and drank it all in one gulp.

Lampe watched silently, waiting patiently for him to finish drinking before speaking: "Is it delicious?"

"Ah."

Jiang Chen nodded vigorously without hesitation, looking as if he was savoring the moment.

"Would you like another drink?"

Lan Peizhi looked at him with an unnatural politeness.

But at this moment, someone had no intention of distinguishing and did not push any further, and said contentedly: "No, no need."

"What is the taste?"

Lan Peizhi asked again, puzzled.

Jiang Chen was slightly puzzled, but he didn't think much about it and quickly replied: "Did you add honey?"

A living teaching material.

It would be a waste of talent not to take the civil service exam.

Fortunately, it was Lan Peizhi who was able to control his expression and said, "If you are thirsty, there is still plenty. You are welcome."

Jiang Chen then realized that something was wrong. He pinched the fragile paper cup and subconsciously licked the tip of his tongue.

Adding honey is of course flattery, but you have to admit, the glass of boiled water just now is indeed different from the boiled water you usually drink. It has a more...fragrant taste.

I really want another cup.

"Did you add tea leaves? Why is there no color at all?"

Someone fully demonstrated what it means to be a smartass.

There was no clue in Lampe's expression, but for some reason, she always felt like she was trying hard to suppress something.

"With some seasoning."

Jiang Chen was so flattered that he didn't notice the difference between "condiments" and tea leaves. He kept asking, "What kind of tea leaves?"

"Artemisia argyi, safflower, and lycopodii herb."

Jiang Chen was slightly stunned.

and many more.

These don't look like tea leaves, do they?

His eyes revealed a clear inquiry, "Is it a secret recipe?"

"Yeah, I like to use these when I soak my feet."

Lampei sat down.

Jiang Chen was struck by lightning and froze.

Soaking...feet?!
"What did you say?"

His pupils dilated in disbelief. He looked at the woman sitting down, and finally reacted. He said blankly, "What you just gave me to drink was foot washing water?"

Lan Peizhi finally couldn't hold it back anymore, she covered her mouth, her shoulders trembling slightly.

It turns out that Guanyin can also feel embarrassed.

Jiang Chen looked at her steadily, at her curved eyebrows, at her slender fingers, at her fair and rosy skin. He was not angry, nor did he hold his throat to induce vomiting. It was clearly foot washing water that he drank, but it was as if he had drunk alcohol. After a long while, he asked in a daze.

"…You don't have athlete's foot, do you?"

Lan Peizhi was completely defeated, and the hand that was covering his mouth changed to covering his lower abdomen, and he held on to the table and laughed heartily for the first time. (End of this chapter)