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"Don't push, don't push, one at a time..."

downstairs.

Fu Zili, who was in charge of bringing up the rear, maintained order at the scene.

Koenigsegg made a significant contribution.

Wen Rong's male relatives, who were originally the backbone of the pursuit and interception, completely forgot their duties when they heard that the groom had arrived in a supercar. They rushed downstairs in a swarm, scrambling to take out their phones.

"Hey, whose kid is this? You can't just touch them like that!"

Fu Zili wasn't as approachable as Boss Jiang. While maintaining order, he kept glancing upstairs.

Now it's the groomsmen's turn.

"The bride is getting in the car!"

The groomsmen were very helpful and lived up to expectations, seeing the bride in no time.

Comrade Jiang Chen, in particular, displayed remarkable courage, immediately pushing the groom and carrying his bride downstairs as soon as they entered the house.

"Wait! It's not that easy!"

Tong Dan stepped forward again.

Just as the groomsmen have their duties, the bridesmaids naturally have theirs as well.

"Sister Tong Dan, didn't we already give her a big red envelope?"

Hong Xiaoyu was panting heavily. Getting married is really physically demanding. The process had gone smoothly enough, but he was still drenched in sweat. Of course, for him, today was also an excellent learning opportunity.

He's getting married too.

"The red envelope is just the opening; let's keep things separate."

Tong Dan was very principled, standing in front of the foot of the bed, saying, "If you want the bride to get in the car, you have to show sincerity."

"Come on, what's your sincerity?"

As the protagonist of the day, Tie Jun stepped forward with the responsibility of a groom.

"Eileen".

Tong Dan winked at Ji Ailin.

Ji Ailin quickly came over, carrying a tray with four napkins inside.

And each napkin had a lip print on it.

"What do you mean?"

Tie Jun was puzzled.

"As the groom, you should know your wife very well. Find your wife's lip print on these four pieces of paper. Remember, you only have one chance."

Tie Jun was dumbfounded.

Hong Xiaoyu was also dumbfounded.

There is no doubt that these four lip prints belong to the three bridesmaids and the bride, but when they are printed on paper, there is no difference between them.

"How to do?"

Tie Jun immediately sought help from the groomsmen.

"You don't recognize your wife?"

Old squad leader Wu Yubin whispered.

Tie Jun stared at him silently, making Wu Yubin feel a little embarrassed.

Ok.

For men, it's quite a challenge.

The human eye is not a microscope.

"Four sheets of paper, with a 25% chance."

Mr. Jiang started calculating the probability.

But this isn't the college entrance exam; you can't just guess.

"Only one chance."

Tie Jun emphasized, "Quickly help us think of a solution."

Mr. Jiang concentrated intently on observing the four napkins on the tray, but unfortunately, they were all exactly the same in size and shape, and he couldn't find any difference.

Immediately.

He then raised his gaze and scrutinized the three bridesmaids and the bride, seemingly examining the shape of their lips.

Seeing this, Tie Jun regained his confidence, remained silent, and looked forward to it with great anticipation!

"Have you made your choice?"

Tong Dan urged.

Boss Jiang withdrew his gaze and whispered to Tie Jun, "The second one from the right..."

Tie Jun immediately took action, reaching into the tray to pick up the napkin. Just as he was about to speak, he heard, "...It's Fang Qing's."

The words that were about to come out were abruptly stopped.

"This one...is not it!"

Tong Dan narrowed her eyes, "Which one is it?"

Tie Jun turned to look at Jiang Chen.

But Mr. Jiang looked helpless, saying, "The odds are now 33%."

Ok.

Even if you can't find the correct answer, eliminating a wrong option is still helpful.

Tie Jun choked, knowing that the other side had done its best.

Ultimately.

It's still his own problem.

How was Jiang Chen able to pinpoint Fang Qing's lip print so accurately?

Taking a deep breath, Tie Jun realized he couldn't rely on others for everything. His gaze swept over the three remaining sheets of paper on the tray before turning to his wife sitting on the bed.

Wen Rong's eyes were full of love, trust, and encouragement.

"This one!"

Tie Jun reached out his hand, resolute and determined.

The air became quiet.

"Congratulations, you answered correctly."

Ji Ailin put away the tray.

Tie Jun breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Tie Jun, you've got it!"

Hong Xiaoyu admired him; he had genuinely been worried for the other party.

"This best man, you really like to show off, don't you?"

Tong Dan's gaze was fixed on Boss Jiang's face, and she undoubtedly saw him whispering to Tie Jun.

"Then you'll handle the next challenge."

Tie Jun breathed a sigh of relief and immediately said to Jiang Chen, "Keep it up!"

What a fine saying, "It's better to die for a fellow Daoist than for me!"

Jiang Chen was too lazy to tease him. Dude, isn't this the kind of guy you'd be ready to go through fire and water for?

"bring it on."

Boss Jiang tugged at his collar, his expression dignified and fearless, as if it were his duty.

Fang Qing was the one who took the field this time.

They were still carrying a tray, but instead of napkins, the tray contained three disposable paper cups filled with an unknown, pure liquid.

It looks a lot like water.

But it's definitely not that simple.

"There are three cups, one with plain water and the other two with white vinegar. Make your choice and then drink them all."

Tong Dan spoke slowly and deliberately, her voice filled with schadenfreude.

Hong Xiaoyu could only glance at her cousin with blessings, relieved that she hadn't been chosen.

"Three cups, 33% probability."

Cheer up the Iron Army!

No wonder he owns a shop; he really knows how to do math.

"Hey! Don't smell it!"

Choosing one out of three is indeed less difficult than choosing one out of four, but the key is that this time you can only guess.

Boss Jiang didn't try to cheat again, but just looked at Qing Gege's eyes.

Fang Qing did not look away and met his gaze.

Ok.

He saw countless images of light and shadow in those eyes, but he couldn't see the answer to which cup contained plain water.

Princess Qing is truly impartial and incorruptible; she won't make any exceptions, not even a little bit.

Although he had met Fang Qing once before at the Emperor's party, it was undeniable that when Wu Yubin rushed in and saw her in a formal dress, his heart skipped a beat. However, the scene before him brought a bitter smile to his otherwise rugged and masculine face.

The eyes are the windows of the soul.

Not to mention the Koenigsegg parked downstairs, one of the most prestigious cars in the world.

The look in this lawyer Fang's eyes was enough to make him hesitate.

He truly felt it.

What does it mean to have only one person in your eyes?

"Choose."

People's joys and sorrows are not shared. Looking at Qing Gege who was smiling and speaking, Jiang Chen could not feel any illusion of the world, but only a strong sense of foreboding.

But what can we do?
He has no choice.

"The color of vinegar is darker than that of water."

As he spoke, Boss Jiang calmly reached out and picked up the middle glass of liquid.

"Drink it."

Tong Dan said, his expression revealing nothing.

Mr. Jiang seemed confident and drank without hesitation, but the moment he raised the paper cup, his eyelids twitched, and he immediately knew that Lady Luck had not smiled upon him this time.

acid.

It was so sour it made my teeth chatter.

They can't even maintain their facial expressions.

Who says there's no such thing as empathy in the world?
Tie Jun and the others were horrified when they saw his contorted expression.

"Hahaha……"

The bridesmaids, however, were overjoyed.

Even Ji Ailin covered her mouth and secretly laughed.

"Hmm, that's a very accurate assessment!" Tong Dan added insult to injury, her face beaming with a smile.

Mr. Jiang is quite a man; even though he chose vinegar, he still drank it all as promised, at least 100ml, and swallowed it all.

Tie Jun felt guilty and said, "You've worked hard."

Jiang Chen put down the cup, grinned, and took a few quick breaths to get some air.

Fang Qing took the tray away.

"Wait a moment!"

Jiang Chen spoke up, "These three cups are all vinegar, right?"

Congratulations, you answered correctly!

Looking at the satisfied Tong Dan, Hong Xiaoyu thought, "As expected, a woman's heart is the most poisonous."

Getting married usually requires swallowing one's pride and enduring humiliation. In order not to ruin his friend's happiness, Boss Jiang could only suppress the bitterness in his mouth and bear the burden of humiliation.

"The final hurdle."

Looking at Shi Shiran's effeminate actions, the grown men began to feel a little apprehensive.

"Why are you all so nervous? The last hurdle is very simple."

Even Wu Yubin gradually came to understand the personality of this beautiful woman and could not afford to be careless.

"Sister Tong Dan, we're all on the same side..."

Hong Xiaoyu started playing the emotional card.

"Why don't you believe me? It's really simple. The last challenge is blowing up balloons!"

Blowing up balloons?
The groom and his groomsmen were a little taken aback. Could it be that the bridesmaids had gone to great lengths to "educate" the bride and groom by conveying the idea that marriage is bittersweet?
Jiang Chen didn't think it would be that simple. With keen observation of the bridesmaids, he easily noticed something unusual from the most "naive" Ji Ailin's expression.

Therefore, he did not act rashly.

Of course.

He made such a great sacrifice in the last round, so there's definitely no need for him to continue charging into battle in this round.

"I come."

Wu Yubin volunteered, showing great responsibility, "How many times?"

One is enough.

Okay.

Tong Dan's wildly upturned eyes made Jiang Chen's intuition grow stronger.

She took a prepared balloon from the drawer, walked over, and handed it to the selfless hero.

"It's been washed clean."

The men looked at each other, bewildered, as they stared at the "balloon" in Wu Yubin's hand.

Especially Wu Yubin.

He was completely distracted and stood there dumbfounded!
Where is the "balloon"?

It's clearly a condom where all the lubricant has been washed off!

The air fell silent instantly.

Hong Xiaoyu stared blankly at the elegantly smiling Tong Dan, as if he were looking at a devil.

Fortunately, he was a step too late!

Ultimately, we didn't spend enough time together, or perhaps, people who have served in the military are a bit too straightforward.

Wu Yubin was completely dumbfounded, holding the "balloon".

"Blow slowly. No rush."

Tong Dan is very understanding.

Tie Jun turned his head away, unable to bear to look.

Boss Jiang remained silent, keeping his eyes down and his mind focused.

"call--"

He couldn't go back on his choice, so Wu Yubin looked at him strangely, took a deep breath, and braced himself to start the challenge.

"call--"

"call--"

"call--"

Ji Ailin blushed.

Having served as a class monitor and being tall, Wu Yubin's lung capacity must be quite good. However, blowing up a condom isn't just a matter of lung capacity. Wu Yubin blew until the veins in his neck bulged, but it was still a drop in the ocean.

"Alright, alright, you've passed!"

The bridesmaids were reasonable; they cared not about the outcome, but about the attitude.

"Thank you for your trouble!"

Tie Jun whispered something in the ear of the exhausted and sweaty old squad leader, then hurried forward, fearing that the bridesmaids might cause trouble again. With a thud, he knelt on one knee at the foot of the bed, holding a bouquet of flowers.

"Honey, come home with me!"

Wen Rong's face was full of happiness, and tears welled up in her eyes.

"Going home is fine, but you need to find your shoes first. How can you walk without shoes?"

There's no escaping it.

The most commonplace shoe-finding segment was reserved for the grand finale.

"One for each of you, Tie Jun, carry your wife and go!"

Jiang Chen shouted and immediately attacked, grabbing Fang Qing's arm.

The other two groomsmen reacted quickly upon seeing this.

Following his cousin's example, Hong Xiaoyu stretched out his arms to block Tong Dan.

Wu Yubin then stopped Ji Ailin.

"What are you still kneeling for?! Embrace your happiness and set off!"

Jiang Chen urged loudly!

The best man and maid of honor all looked at him simultaneously.

How come you always come up with such classic love quotes?
Tie Jun quickly got up, stuffed the flowers into Wen Rong's hands, and then picked her up around the waist.

"Honey, let's go!"

The newlyweds were finally reunited and rushed out of the room.

"Why are you still stopping me?"

Tong Dan did not actually resist, and just watched as the bride was taken away.

Hong Xiaoyu quickly put his hand down.

"Sister Tong Dan, I'm doing this for Brother Tie Jun's happiness too."

"What about the shoes?"

Jiang Chen asked.

What shoes?

"Wedding shoes".

"It's right on Wen Rong's feet."

"You didn't hide anything?"

The bride's lower body was completely covered by the wide skirt, so it was indeed impossible to tell whether she was wearing shoes or not.

"Do you understand the saying 'the darkest place is under the lamp'?"

To be honest, if you honestly look for the shoes, you'll probably get tricked again.

"gone."

Once the mission is complete, they also need to catch up.

Tong Dan sat down on the edge of the bed. "I'll rest for a bit. I got up before dawn. Getting married is really tiring."

tired?
Weren't you full of energy just now, causing trouble for people?
"Sister Tong Dan, the convoy is about to depart."

Hong Xiaoyu was anxious.

"Let them go first."

"..."

Hong Xiaoyu was speechless and couldn't help but look at her cousin.

Jiang Chen gave him a wink.

Hong Xiaoyu hesitated, then heard the noise downstairs.

Tie Jun should have already carried the bride downstairs.

He gritted his teeth.

"Sister Tong Dan, I'm sorry to offend you!"

Tong Dan, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, was picked up before she could react.

She was both amused and exasperated. Instead of struggling, she clenched her fist and punched Hong Xiaoyu's chest.

"He's a man now."

"Let's go."

After Tong Dan was dealt with, Jiang Chen was about to leave when he heard, "I also got up before dawn."

"..."

Jiang Chen tilted his head.

Fang Qing stared at him without saying a word.

Jiang Chen remained silent, then, as if in resignation, bent down.

"hurry up."

Fang Qing climbed onto his back.

Really.

When welcoming a bride, everything should be done in a neat and orderly manner.

It's the last pair's turn.

Ji Ailin mustered her courage and stood still as she watched them leave one after the other.

Wu Yubin is very self-aware.

"To be hugged or to be held?"

Ji Ailin bit her lip and whispered, "...Anything is fine."

Wu Yubin was also worried about wasting time, so he grabbed Ji Ailin by the waist.

downstairs.

As Fu Zili watched Hong Xiaoyu carry Tong Dan downstairs, he was about to ask, "Where's your brother?" when he saw someone carrying Fang Qing out of the building.

He paused, and unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth.

Today is truly a joyous day. (End of Chapter)