I have ten trillion licking dog gold

Those who frequently use drugs will certainly know this.

When he's in a drug slump, he'll agree to any request.

In fact, people with a collecting obsession are the same.

Boss Jiang is not a reckless fool who doesn't know what's good for him. Every action he takes and every line he says, though seemingly rash and impulsive, is actually the result of careful calculation.

He understood Lan Peizhi's temperament, much like a zookeeper to a tiger; after being bitten a few times, one could learn some lessons.

He offered those conditions because he was certain that Lanpei wouldn't get angry. As for whether they could reach an agreement and get their hands on the remaining beast heads, that was a matter for later.

What's wrong with venting a little?
Is it illegal to brag?

"Is this dragon throne of yours real or fake?"

Having sacrificed his dog's head to resolve the trouble, Boss Jiang felt much lighter and dared to get closer.

Throughout history, with so many dynasties and so many emperors, there must have been more than just the one in the Forbidden City on the dragon throne, just as there are more than one private museum with dragon robes.

Having the ability to get your hands on something is one thing, but daring to wear it is another.

If you are not destined for it, touching things you shouldn't will easily bring divine retribution, as there is plenty of evidence in history.

You can't just pick a name randomly.

"Really? Would you like to sit down?"

Lan Peizhi is an honest person. She accepted the gifts and the effects were immediate. She is a role model for women, unlike those gold diggers who turn their backs on you after receiving benefits.

Jiang Chen immediately shook his head.

“I’m not destined for that; I can’t handle it. Please sit down.”

I walked around the area and even reached out to touch it; it was much more immersive than being in the Forbidden City.

Those who receive orders from heaven will live long and prosperous lives.

This chair, throughout history, has witnessed the rise and fall of countless heroes and villains.

Where did you get this?

he asked curiously.

After a brief silence, Mr. Jiang kindly offered a way out, rather than giving himself an out.

"If you don't want to say it, forget it."

Having a broad perspective is indeed useful; most people would be dumbfounded at this moment.

Jiang Chen didn't try to sit down, but he didn't hold back and reached up to the armrest of the dragon throne. Of course, he didn't touch the "slender" arm on the armrest.

"Could it be that the Imperial Seal of the State is actually hidden in the hands of someone else?"

"Do you know the whereabouts of the Imperial Seal?"

A ripple appeared in Lan Pei's eyes.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Both of them dare to think and dare to speak.

Jiang Chen stroked the dragon throne casually. "The so-called Imperial Seal is nothing more than a historical artifact made of Hetian jade, with a chipped corner and inlaid with gold. If I were to obtain it, it would be enough to prove that I am the chosen one. I will gather the Nine Tripods, collect the Kongtong Seal, acquire the Xuanyuan Sword, recast my imperial status, attain the Dao of Hunyuan, and vanquish all evil. All my Chinese citizens will be provided with eight types of insurance and five types of welfare, foot baths will be included in medical insurance, and I will lead the entire nation to glory."

Don't say it.

At this moment, Lan Peizhi sat silently and solemnly on the dragon throne, while he stood beside her, truly giving off the air of an eunuch serving the empress.

However, eunuchs certainly wouldn't dare touch the dragon throne.

and many more.

Who says eunuchs dare not touch the dragon throne?

Even the Empress could touch it!
Wasn't the only female emperor in history the one who kept male concubines?
cough.

Far away.

No matter how incompetent Boss Jiang may be, he is still not comparable to eunuchs or male concubines.

The humor failed to achieve its intended effect and was completely ignored by Lan Peizhi.

Jiang Chen changed the subject, "If I got my hands on the Imperial Seal, how many times could I hit it?"

It's one thing to brag.

How did you get addicted?

"Is offering yourself in return enough?"

Yes.

The Imperial Seal of the State has already arrived; why bother with some fighting here? Isn't that embarrassing?

What a pattern!
"Really?"

Jiang Chen looked up, and for a moment he really couldn't tell if the other person was joking.

Eyes facing each other.

Her scarlet lips parted slightly.

"You'll know once you bring it."

Jiang Chen steadied himself, collected his thoughts, and stopped overthinking. The missing beast capital was already difficult to find, let alone the Imperial Seal of the State.

Have you ever had your fortune told?

he asks.

Lan Pei did not answer.

He said to himself, "When you became the disciple of the old immortal, didn't he talk to you about this? When I first met him, he seemed to be able to see through my past and present lives, and his expression was very strange."

"What did he say."

"Nothing said."

Jiang Chen shook his head, "But you're his apprentice, didn't he talk to you about who you were in ancient times or anything like that?"

"What kind of person do you think I am?"

Boss Jiang was not intimidated at all, and showed no shame in showing off his skills. He pinched his chin and pretended to look at the woman sitting on the dragon throne.

I thought he would continue to shower me with compliments, but if he could predict things, he wouldn't be Jiang Chen.

"I think your personality and temperament are not suited to be an empress. A concubine would be more suitable for you."

"Why can't she be the empress?"

Lan Pei asked, her eyes like a deep pool, unfathomable.

"An empress needs to be a model of virtue for the nation and manage the harem. Do you think you can do these things? Are you willing to do these things? Being an empress is an art. The fighting and killing approach won't work. You have to be good at human relationships and social skills."

That makes sense and is based on evidence.

"Who taught you that? Liuli?"

Lan Pei asked him who his physiognomy teacher was.

"I am self-taught. In any case, I have a strong affinity with Taoism."

"What is Liuli suitable to be?"

Jiang Chen pondered carefully, "Cultivator, Daoist nun."

what?
Isn't that the same as saying nothing at all?

I'm still not skilled enough.

"Yang Yuhuan?"

and many more!

Is it that Boss Jiang is not skilled enough, or that the masses are ignorant?
Lan Peizhi truly deserves to be called a top disciple of Taoism. He easily saw through the illusion created by someone and revealed the secret of heaven in a single sentence!
Anyone who has been to school knows this.

In order to obtain this extraordinary daughter-in-law, Yang Guifei, one of the Four Beauties of ancient China, became a nun at the emperor's behest, taking the Taoist name Taizhen Jushi. This allowed her to escape the constraints of ethical norms and cleared the way for her later entry into the palace and her eternal fame.

"Didn't you only go to elementary school?"

Jiang Chen was surprised by the other party's reaction.

Even the most meticulous plans can have oversights.

They clearly attended junior high school, they just didn't finish.

and.

Who says that someone who only went to elementary school wouldn't know this famous history?
Moreover, the other party is clearly an antique enthusiast. How could someone with such a hobby not have a solid foundation of knowledge?
"Then what are you?"

Lan Peizhi, who was "insulted," did not get angry, probably because she considered that the other party's mistake was unintentional.

She asked, "Li Longji?"

Jiang Chen coughed lightly and remained silent. No matter how thick-skinned he was, he could never compare himself to Emperor Xuanzong.

Which leg?

Lan Pei suddenly changed the subject.

"what?"

"Li Longji is lame. Which leg do you want to keep?"

The world is insane!

Someone who didn't even finish nine years of compulsory education is now giving history lessons to university students from prestigious universities!

"..."

Jiang Chen entered a meditative state, but instead of running away, he quickly regained his composure and righteously retorted.

"There is no existing historical record to prove that Li Longji was lame. Where did you get this unofficial history from?"

This is not a battle fought by one person.

He was defending the dignity of scholars!
Words alone are no proof. After saying this, the person immediately took out their phone to check and verify online.

He forgot that his poor phone had already saved him from disaster and was now completely unusable.

"If you don't believe me, go online and check it yourself."

He had no choice but to put down his phone.

Lan Peizhi neither investigated nor refuted, seemingly lacking confidence and suspecting that his knowledge was insufficient.

But is it really worth making a fuss about?

After all, she didn't even finish nine years of compulsory education.

Jiang Chen knew he had successfully intimidated the other party and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Reading more books is beneficial.

The leg was saved.

"If there's nothing else, I'll head back now."

He said calmly that entering this private museum had been a battle of wits and courage, and although he had a slight advantage, this was not a place to stay for long.

"See you."

Mr. Jiang was very polite, remembering to say goodbye before turning around with a calm and composed gait.

"Cao Jinse has already informed you, hasn't she?"

Jiang Chen's heart skipped a beat. He had been prepared and knew he wouldn't be able to escape so easily, but the words from behind still caught him off guard.

"what?"

He stopped and turned around.

The two looked at each other from a distance of seven or eight meters.

Jiang Chen seemed to be thinking about something, then tentatively asked, "Are you talking about dragon hunters?"

"You have to take responsibility for the mess you made."

Really.

It's clear that Blood Guanyin isn't the type to hold grudges; it turns out she had another reason for "inviting" him over.

"Isn't it possible that all the blame is being pinned on me?"

Jiang Chen remained calm. The fact that these two had given warnings in succession was enough to demonstrate the seriousness of the situation.

"People who understand reason won't. But in this world, there aren't many people who understand reason."

This concise yet profound sentence reveals a great deal of information and reflects her stance.

Needless to say.

She definitely belongs to the "reasonable" side.

Jiang Chen's eyes flickered.

It seems that during his time drinking in Shacheng, things were lively not only abroad but also in China.

Right.

When the young dragons who were out traveling were attacked by thugs, how could the old dragons not be furious?

According to the law of conservation of energy, the reason why I was not affected by the pressure from the old dragon must be because there was another force resisting it.

But a stalemate is not a solution.

Problems always need to be solved.

Yes.

The misfortune of the Little Dragons is something that Jiang, a "grassroots" person, cannot empathize with. In fact, just like the attitude he conveyed to Cao Jinse, it is somewhat gratifying. But no matter what, just like in the world of One Piece, you can disrespect the Celestial Dragons' character, but you cannot disrespect their status and power.

Creating a new world is not something that can be done overnight.

To dethrone the Celestial Dragons, one must first become the Pirate King before being qualified to redefine the hierarchy of human races.

"I've already spoken with Jinse, and I'll handle it. Just give me some time."

Jiang Chen calmly said, "Putting aside our personal grudges, both Cao Jinse and Lan Peizhi meant well in this Dragon Hunter incident."

"Can you handle it?"

Blood Guanyin and Princess Cao are ultimately different.

Jiang Chen's expression was resolute, completely different from before. When discussing serious matters, Boss Jiang was usually quite serious.

"can."

Ok.

He was actually quite serious just now.

"How to deal with it."

Faced with the other party's probing questions, Boss Jiang remained patient. One can be frivolous and dissolute, but one cannot be ungrateful.

If it were someone else, and it didn't concern them, who would waste their energy on it?
Time is life. Therefore, everyone's time is precious.

"It has nothing to do with you, so don't get involved."

Jiang Chen spoke gently, expressing his gratitude for the other party's concern and demonstrating his strong confidence.

Do you need to hear my thoughts?

Jiang Chen immediately raised his hand without hesitation, "I'm the one who started this mess, so there's no reason for me to trouble you."

What defines a tough guy?

What is responsibility?

It's not about showing off all the fancy stuff on social media to build muscle.

"What? Don't you believe me?"

Jiang Chen smiled, seemingly realizing that the other party's goodwill actually symbolized their distrust of him.

The woman, who had been sitting upright on the dragon throne, smiled slightly.

"Each each other."

Jiang Chen disagreed, "I trust you completely. Do you think I don't know who sent Liao Xiangdong? Who has the authority to order him around?"

and many more.

Do you really know?
Lan Peizhi's smile became even more captivating.

Do you know what I admire most about you?

"Which point?"

"No matter when, you can easily and freely brag."

Jiang Chen smiled broadly.

"I also think this is my greatest strength."

What is the most attractive quality a man can possess?
appearance?

wealth?

Social status?

Could it be positive, optimistic, sunny, uplifting, resilient... these qualities that can inspire others?

especially.

When the former and the latter are integrated into one, what words can be used to describe such a man?
Invincible!

In the end, Jiang Chen did not reveal his solution. He gave the woman on the dragon throne a respectful bow with a strong sense of chivalry, and then prepared to leave.

"I really don't want to sit down."

Lan Peizhi finally got up.

Looking at the dragon throne that had captivated and mesmerized countless people, Jiang Chen's eyes cleared, and he gave up the brief, readily available opportunity to experience being an emperor.

"It's not mine."

Why are you being so formal?

After he finished speaking, his gaze shifted to the dragon throne, to the face that was even more attractive than the throne itself.

"I'll do it when I become the owner of this chair someday."

do.

Ok.

It's definitely a typo.

Moreover, this dragon throne clearly belongs to Lan Peizhi, so how could it have changed owners?

That's complete nonsense.

but.

It's not entirely impossible.

Women conquer the world by conquering men.

For example, the history the two of them were just discussing.

Throughout history, those empresses who were revered as mothers of the nation and held unparalleled power were all powerful figures because they won the hearts of emperors.

in turn.

Why can't men follow suit?
Given Lan Peizhi's fondness for antiques and cultural relics, it's unrealistic to expect her to part with them. But why must she be forced to part with them?
If we capture her, all the treasures she has collected, including this dragon throne, will naturally fall into our hands.

The dog head will then be returned to its rightful owner.

Boss Jiang cupped his hands in a respectful gesture once more, then turned around with a flourish and strode towards the entrance of the passageway.
Lan Pei watched them go.

"Are you really planning to find the Imperial Seal of the State?"

Jiang Chen didn't turn his head; only his loud and clear voice came through.

"Prepare the Empress's crown."

Before he finished speaking, he had already switched from brisk walking to jogging, and then to a 100-meter sprint.

Tsk.

She's as radiant as ever.

Lan Peizhi stood quietly in front of the dragon throne, watching this guy seemingly cowardly flee, and gave a precise and insightful assessment.

"So audacious!" (End of Chapter)