I have ten trillion licking dog gold

When Boss Jiang entered, he smiled politely at his secretary who was leaving. However, when his gaze shifted to Shi Qianqian behind the desk, who was tapping her fingers lightly on the surface and squinting at him, his mood immediately changed. He sensed a subtle atmosphere in the air.

The last time we parted at Kyoto Airport, we were so reluctant to say goodbye.

So I won't say it's a surprise.

There should at least be a smiley face, right?

How to fatten four?

So Mr. Jiang lowered his head and subconsciously examined his attire.

no problem.

There was no embarrassing situation of forgetting to zip up the zipper.

"what happened?"

He looked up and asked curiously.

When her beloved took the initiative to visit, Shi Qianqian did not rush to him like a swallow returning to its nest. Instead, she sat motionless on the highest throne of this business empire, her slender fingertips rhythmically tapping the table, unconsciously guiding the beat of her heart.

One corner of her mouth turned up slightly.

"The King has arrived."

king?

Jiang Chen was stunned into silence, then looked around and asked, "Who are you calling?"

"Is there another king in this world?"

Jiang Chen was dazed.

Could it be...

Is it cosplay?

Anyone else would have struggled to keep up, but fortunately, Mr. Jiang is a highly knowledgeable and versatile individual with virtually no weaknesses.

Thinking the other party was joking with him, Boss Jiang straightened his back and flicked his sleeves.

"Now that you have seen the king, why do you not bow?"

"Your Majesty, please forgive me. My herniated disc has recently flared up, making it difficult for me to get up. I hope Your Majesty will understand."

Jiang Chen chuckled inwardly.

They're really into character.

Since the other party was so engrossed, he couldn't be insensitive and stepped forward, responding smoothly, "Would you like to see the imperial physician?"

"Watching birds, watching birds."

what?
Jiang Chen's expression shifted slightly, his face turning strange.

Bird watching?

"The imperial physician said that I should rest for a few days before the surgery."

Shi Xixi continued.

Ok.

Wrong thinking.

Jiang Chen strode confidently to his feet and stood before the desk. "I wonder which dynasty we're in right now?"

"This is the Great Qin."

Shi Xixi drew out the last syllable, and her dramatic, undulating Peking Opera singing had a certain charm.

Oh.

It turns out to be the mighty Qin Dynasty.

What is surgery?

Jiang Chen looked suspicious. He asked what dynasty it was, which naturally had a reason.

"If Your Majesty is so nitpicky about words, then you're just being a contrarian."

Shi Qianqian said calmly.

Yes.

It's rare to be confused, isn't it?

The purpose of life is to be happy, not to find fault with everything.

That's not about bothering others, it's just about torturing yourself.

Jiang Chen finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing first, then respectfully cupped his hands in a gesture of respect to Chairman Shi, who was praising him.

"You can talk about individual emperors, but the First Emperor is unique throughout history. How can I compare to him?"

"Why are you being so modest? I think you look quite like the First Emperor."

Jiang Chen was surprised and put his hand down. "Really? Do I look like the First Emperor? You received a video call from the First Emperor?"

video call?

what is that?
He started showing off his unparalleled ability to feign madness again. Shi Qianqian rubbed her silver teeth together, smiling broadly. "Wasn't it you who was appeared to in a dream by the First Emperor?"

Jiang Chen was confused. "No."

Weird.

Why is it that all of them are suddenly clashing with that fascinating ancestor?

Shi Qianqian smiled without saying a word, giving him a look that said, "You little brat, you're still pretending."

Jiang Chen sat down in the chair.

"I really wish the First Emperor would appear in my dream and tell me where the Imperial Seal of the State is."

The Imperial Seal of the State was found.

Nalan Peizhi could then do as he pleased.

He certainly wouldn't hold back, and he'd keep his word. He'd pull down her training pants, take out the elastic band, make a slingshot, and hit her on the head to avenge the hairpin incident.

"You only want the Imperial Seal of the State?"

Shi Xixi asked.

Jiang Chen, whose mind had been wandering, snapped back to reality. "I also want to ask him if he really is Lü Buwei's son."

"What's the point of asking him? You should ask his mother!"

Shi Qianqian's patience ran out, and she slammed her precious little hand on the table. Her unpredictable temper left Boss Jiang completely baffled.

Very good.

Why are you so angry?
Dissatisfied with his acting?

It shouldn't be.

His acting skills have been recognized by Pei Yunxi, and without exaggeration, he can easily surpass many professional actors.

"What's wrong? Is your idol Qin Shi Huang?"

Jiang Chen, who was kept in the dark, wondered if he had offended the other party by talking about the First Emperor's background.

But then I thought about it.

It shouldn't be.

It's unlikely that women would be interested in historical figures, and even if they did admire them, it would probably be someone like Wu Zetian, who represents female glory.

Could it be that this old lady's mental illness has relapsed?

"A true man should stand tall and be open and honest, speaking his mind directly. What's the big deal?"

Jiang Chen was even more confused and asked, "What was I thinking?"

"Didn't you want to be Qin Shi Huang?"

Jiang Chen was confused.

"When did I say I wanted to be Qin Shi Huang? Wasn't that just... cosplay?"

"Who cosplayed with you?"

Shi Qianqian spat.

Jiang Chen belatedly realized what was happening, and gradually came to his senses, "...Did Shu Rui say something to you?"

He came here today intending to seek help, hoping that Shi Qianqian could put in a good word for him with Li Shurui. But now it seems that Li Shurui has beaten him to it.
"Do I need anyone else to tell me? Don't you know what you're thinking?"

Chairman Shi was still a righteous person and didn't become a backstabber.

Although she didn't say it, Mr. Jiang understood that she was most likely his girlfriend.

Yes.

He wanted to call for reinforcements.

Can't people complain?

Besides Shi Xixi, who else can a girlfriend share this kind of burden with?
Jiang Chen smiled wryly, "No matter what Shu Rui said to you, I hope you can maintain objective and rational thinking and not just parrot what others say..."

Shi Qianqian was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, and her agitated emotions strangely subsided on their own.

"I just want to know, can your body handle it? To be an emperor, you need not only ambition, but also a strong physique. Don't die before you can enjoy the blessings of having multiple wives."

Jiang Chen chuckled to himself.

"This is your office, mind your appearance."

Shi Qianqian leaned back. "Is that so? What's there to hide? There are no outsiders here. You should know that you and I have always been on the same side."

Wait a moment.

Jiang Chen was a little dizzy from being shaken.

"You and I are on the same side?"

He tentatively confirmed.

“Isn’t that right?” Shi Qianqian’s smile deepened.

Jiang Chen met his gaze, seemingly lost in thought.

Don't tell me yet.

From a certain perspective, this great-aunt and he really are a community of shared interests.

—Because their "fate" is not permitted by the secular and legal principles of today's society.

But if we could go back to ancient times...

Let's return to the majestic Qin Dynasty.

All these obstacles can be easily overcome and will no longer be any problem.

Having figured this out, Boss Jiang calmed down completely and didn't bother to explain further. Whether the other party misunderstood or not was not important.

“Shurui and I had a fight last night. We rarely fight.”

He slowed his tone.

“Hmm.” Shi Qianqian nodded. “It’s normal. What woman could stay calm when she heard something like this? If she could stay calm, then you’re the one who should be afraid.”

Thought-provoking.

Mr. Jiang looked at him with agreement. "That makes sense."

After speaking, he paused for a moment, seemingly aware that his next request was somewhat difficult to articulate.

However, Chairman Shi was not an outsider; he was one of their own. Seeing his predicament, he readily said, "Speak your mind."

Mr. Jiang no longer hesitated. "Could you... help me talk to her and get her to calm down?"

Shi Xixi's eyes lit up.

and many more.

We need to sort things out first.

Does this mean that a mistress should comfort the legitimate girlfriend to accept more mistresses?
Chairman Shi couldn't help but feel a deep respect, and said from the bottom of his heart, "If someone like you were in ancient times, you might actually become an emperor."

What is the most important step in becoming an emperor?
You definitely have to dare to dream.

"sure."

Shi Qianqian nodded decisively, leaned against the desk, rested her hand on the desk, and glanced at someone sideways.

"What's in it for me?"

"What benefit do you want?"

Shi Xixi's lips curled up, "I wonder what position the King will bestow upon me after this is accomplished?"

"That's easy to say."

The other party was straightforward, and Boss Jiang wasn't one to beat around the bush either, so he said, "I'll guarantee you a job."

Shi Xixi's smile froze.

Guaranteed minimum.

A talented person.

If I remember correctly, a concubine is definitely a low-level character in the harem's ecosystem, not much better than a palace maid who can be killed at will!
Are all the other seats full?

Shi Xixi suppressed her emotions.

"No."

What a confident and assertive answer!

"Then why did you only give me one concubine?"

With a solemn expression, Boss Jiang began his little history lesson: "Don't underestimate talented women. Wu Zetian started as a talented woman and gradually became an unparalleled female emperor."

"Are you saying I'm heartless?"

Jiang Chen looked at her without saying a word.

This young lady, though not very good-tempered and definitely not a kind person, is still quite far from being "heartless as a snake."

At least among the people he knew, she wouldn't even rank in the top three in terms of ruthlessness.

"What I mean is that both thunder and rain are blessings from Heaven."

Shi Qianqian froze, then suddenly grabbed the documents on the table and threw them at him. "You really think you're the emperor, huh?! No need to wait, I'll kill you right now!"

The document flew towards Jiang Chen with a whoosh, and he nimbly reached out and caught it.

Although Wu Zetian was ruthless, she never harmed her husband; she endured it all.

"Wait a minute, we can discuss it further!"

Jiang Chen called a halt.

Shi Xixi's breathing was shallow. "There's no room for discussion!"

"Didn't you tell me to meet your parents?"

"I'll say it quickly," Mr. Jiang said.

Hearing that he still remembered this incident, Shi Qianqian felt not touched, but instead even more furious.

"Meet with what? Tell them I'm to be made a talented woman? And then have them thank you for your boundless grace?"

Seeing her glancing around erratically, even fixing her gaze on the computer on the table, Jiang Chen couldn't help but get up on alert.

"That was not what I meant."

"So what do you mean?"

Shi Xixi looked up; her reason hadn't completely vanished, and she gave him a chance.

"I don't think things are as bad as you think."

Shi Qianqian frowned, suppressing her emotions, and thought that the other party had suddenly realized the truth.

"How to say?"

"Think about it, no matter what their professional title is, your parents will suddenly become royalty. They'll be overjoyed."

"Teng!"

Shi Xixi's eyes blazed with fury. Perhaps finding the computer too troublesome, she bent down, and as she reappeared, a sharp high heel flew towards her.

Jiang Chen quickly dodged to the side.

Actually at this time.

We should shout for protection!

But he didn't bring any imperial guards with him into the inner palace.

"You set a time, I'll wait for your message."

Knowing that this place was not safe to stay, Boss Jiang wisely chose to retreat. He quickly slipped to the door, opened it, and slipped out.

"call out--"

An expensive high heel flew out right after it, losing its momentum during the long flight. It narrowly missed Mr. Jiang's arm and quickly fell onto the carpet.

"Mr. Jiang."

The secretary stood to the side.

Eyes wide open.

Jiang Chen coughed lightly, patted his clothes, and casually bent down to pick up the high heels, then tossed them through the crack in the door.

After doing all this, he gave his bewildered secretary a gentlemanly smile, and then calmly walked away.

Once inside the elevator, Mr. Jiang put the embarrassing moment behind him.

He only met the secretary a few times.
Refuse to engage in internal mental exhaustion.

Life doesn't have that many spectators.

The one who should be embarrassed is Shi Xixi, that old lady.

"Jingle Bell--"

Just as Mr. Jiang was silently counting the changing elevator floor numbers, his phone rang.

I took it out and took a look.

It was that same old lady again.

Could it be that she's still angry and wants to drag him back?

Jiang Chen hung up the phone without hesitation.

Anyway, that old lady lost both shoes, so there's no way she can catch up with her.

"Jingle Bell--"

The phone rang again.

Jiang Chen hung up again.

"Jingle Bell--"

The two sides tugged at each other until Mr. Jiang stepped out of the elevator, and the phone continued to ring incessantly.

Jiang Chen had no choice but to answer the phone.

The expected barrage of angry words did not come; on the contrary, Shi Qianqian's anger seemed to have vanished without a trace.

"Let me ask you a question."

Putting aside the fact that she had questions to ask, Jiang Chen had now realized a very serious problem.

It is absolutely necessary to take this great-aunt to the hospital for a check-up.

Check your genes!
Most mental illnesses are hereditary.

just kidding.

The fault doesn't lie with them.

Shi Xixi is quite kind.

Otherwise, why would anyone say she wouldn't rank in the top three?

If it were Lan Peizhi, would he dare to make such outrageous remarks?

No more arduous elevator rides!

It would be much faster to fly directly down.

"explain."

"Whom do you intend to give the title of Empress to?"

"..."

Jiang Chen remained silent.

"I promise I won't tell anyone."

Shi Xixi's tone surprisingly contained a hint of schadenfreude, as if she were watching a spectacle unfold.

That's why they say schizophrenia.

Jiang Chen walked out, saying, "You should go and brush up on your history."

"what?"

"Qin Shi Huang did not establish an empress."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The other side burst into laughter.

Jiang Chen, who excels in moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor education, hung up the phone and walked out of the Jinhai Building.

Whether or not we can emulate Qin Shi Huang remains to be seen.

Isn't that cool? (End of Chapter)