I have ten trillion licking dog gold

After taking a shower, Comrade Jiang Chen looked at the soft, fragrant body sleeping soundly on the large bed, wrapped in a bathrobe, and tiptoed slowly toward the bed.

Although he moved very gently, he still woke the other person when he moved onto the bed.

"Why are you so late..."

Li Shurui's voice was still mixed with a nasal tone, and her two slender arms instinctively reached out to her. Her black hair fell across her cheeks, and the phrase "clouds of hair brushing against snowy cheeks" must have described such a scene.

Jiang Chen moved completely onto the bed and tucked the blanket around the other person, saying, "Did I disturb you?"

Li Shurui opened her eyes, her gaze brimming with moonlight, and said with a rare, innocent charm, "I was planning to wait for you, but I accidentally fell asleep. What time is it?"

"It's past midnight, isn't it?"

"It's so late?"

As the saying goes, couples who quarrel in bed make up before they get out of bed. Li Shurui put aside her grudges, moved closer, pressed her cheek against his thigh, and said jokingly, "You even had a midnight snack?"

The man didn't back down; his girlfriend had already regained her senses, and the Wu couple, at their age, couldn't possibly withstand staying up all night.

"No."

"Then why are you only coming back now?"

Li Shurui rested her head on his lap, her soft tone making even a check-up feel natural and not at all uncomfortable. Besides, it was just basic concern between partners.

"Ugh."

Jiang Chen sighed softly but did not answer.

Li Shurui looked up at him but didn't press him further.

"I was thinking, should we invite Miss Lan's parents over for a meal tomorrow? No, it should be today."

She lay back down, resting her head on the man's strong thighs. "The Martial Saint has lived here for so long, treating me like an older sister. His parents finally made it to the door, and I..."

"It's not necessary."

Jiang Chen quickly interrupted.

"why?"

Li Shurui was curious and puzzled at the same time.

why?
Because in the eyes of the Wu couple, he was an exceptionally good man.

of course.

Wu Guangjiang may have misunderstood him tonight.

There's no need to create trouble for yourself.

He patted his girlfriend on the shoulder.

"How can this be considered making trouble out of nothing? It's basic manners."

Li Shurui refuted this.

Sometimes, having too much personal refinement is not necessarily a good thing.

Jiang Chen remained silent.

Li Shurui propped herself up, her long, black hair falling loose as she grabbed the blanket and wrapped it around her upper body. "What's wrong? Is something on your mind?"

"Hey."

Seeing that he couldn't fool them, the man let out another long sigh.

"What are you doing, acting like an old man?"

Li Shurui chuckled and nudged him, her cold and alluring eyes blinking vividly.

"Is there an interesting story you want to share with me?"

Jiang Chen glanced at her, looking even more troubled and preoccupied. "Don't ask anymore."

"Say it."

Li Shurui deliberately poked his ribs.

Jiang Chen chuckled and subconsciously moved to dodge, but for some reason he hissed and winced in pain.

"Are you trying to scam me?"

Li Shurui's smile widened, and under the dim light, she was breathtakingly beautiful.

Mr. Jiang, using a pillow as a cushion, slowly and carefully sat back down, his strange behavior leaving Li Shurui completely baffled.

"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Harmful--"

Another long sigh escaped his lips. It was supposed to be the Martial Saint's birthday, but he looked much older than before.

Without further suspense, Jiang Chen said in a deep voice, "Would you believe me if I said I had a fight with Lan Peizhi?"

Li Shurui froze, stared at him for several seconds, and then laughed again.

"Do not believe."

"..."

Jiang Chen sighed and remained silent.

"You really...fought with Miss Lan?"

Li Shurui's expression gradually turned to astonishment.

"She's so unreasonable, I've reached my limit."

Jiang Chen spoke with indignation, as if he had suffered a great injustice.

Li Shurui's curiosity surged like never before.

fight.

These are words that have clearly been removed from her world.

What's more, it's her own man and Lan Peizhi.

"Why?"

She couldn't help but ask.

"You be the judge."

Humans are social animals because they cannot process many of their emotions on their own and can only find relief through sharing.

Jiang Chen then formally explained why he was returning home late tonight.

"You took the Martial Saint and his father to Qinyuan?"

Li Shurui's pupils dilated; she was shocked once again.

She knew perfectly well what Qinyuan was.

Luo Peng's girlfriend, Xia Wanqing, came from there.

There is no intention to discriminate in this way.

She is cleaner than 90% of the women in the world.

But no matter what, wasn't Qinyuan a place of pleasure?
Taking someone else's father and brother to a brothel?
Li Shurui suddenly began to understand why the two were fighting.

Have a look.

What is a grand vision?

She didn't mind at all that her own husband frequented brothels.

“I took them there just to relax; Qinyuan Garden is meant to be appreciated by all, regardless of their social status.”

Jiang Chen reiterated this concept, saying that just like ordinary people playing karaoke, can't they just sing without touching the object?
It simply comes down to an individual's moral level.

"Who knew that after Lan Peizhi learned of the news, he took the opportunity to set a trap and found a girl to seduce her father..."

"Did Miss Lan hire someone to seduce her father?"

Li Shurui was stunned.

"Yes, do you think it's outrageous or not?"

"Snapped."

Jiang Chen turned his head and found his arm was hooked. Li Shurui's eyes blinked. "And then?"

Jiang Chen was both amused and exasperated.

This is really meant to be a bedtime story.

"later……"

Someone said in an annoyingly drawn-out tone, leaning back slightly against the headboard, "Guess."

"Her dad wouldn't..."

"Bullshit."

The person who had been making others guess suddenly frowned and said in a deep voice, "In your women's eyes, are we men so easily tempted? But as a daughter, to come up with such a method to scheme against your own father, how immoral is that?"

"Her dad didn't..."

"of course."

Comrade Jiang Chen spoke with unwavering resolve and righteous indignation, as if he himself had been the one who had passed the test.

"My uncle not only remained unmoved, but also patiently persuaded the girl to leave her life as soon as possible, and in the end, he even gave her all the cash he had on him."

Li Shurui was stunned.

"Is it noble or not? Is it great or not?"

Li Shurui's red lips moved slightly, her expression strange, as if she wanted to laugh but was holding it back.

"You made this up, didn't you?"

"They are elders, would I frame them?"

Li Shurui remained silent for a moment, then remarked with a touch of emotion, "Is their whole family so...interesting?"

Who said no.

"Although Miss Lan's father did nothing wrong, Miss Lan still thinks it was outrageous of you to take them to Qinyuan, so she lost her temper with you?"

Jiang looked surprised and nodded, "As expected, women understand women best."

"What does this have to do with women and men?"

Li Shurui slapped him lightly. "You're a scoundrel to begin with. No matter what your purpose was, taking someone's father and younger brother to a place like that is wrong. Martial Saint is still a minor." "Be gentle."

Someone feigned fragility, clutching their arm and furrowing their brows, looking pitiful. "I'm injured," they said.

"Don't be ridiculous. If she really made a move, would you still be here?"

Li Shurui disagreed.

Jiang Chen seemed to laugh in anger, "You really hope she beats me to death?"

Li Shurui, who had been "kicking someone when they were down," suddenly broke into a bright smile, her eyes sparkling and her teeth gleaming.

"I'm telling the truth. You couldn't withstand even one punch from her."

Jiang Chen chuckled.

"Who do you think you are? I admit she's strong, but I'm not someone to be trifled with either."

Li Shurui smiled broadly, not constantly belittling her man; that's something only a foolish woman would do.

She quickly reassured her gently, "What are you doing? She's Lan Peizhi. Unless you've mastered the Sunflower Manual, otherwise—"

Unable to resist, Li Shurui covered her lips, sat on the bed, and laughed uncontrollably.

Enraged, Mr. Jiang disregarded his poor health, stood up, threw off the covers, grabbed his girlfriend, forcibly turned her over, and then slapped her pert buttocks twice.

of course.

Through the semi-transparent black lace panties.

Although they were an old married couple, Li Shurui's cheeks were still flushed. After being hit twice, she struggled to get up, grabbed the blanket to protect herself, her hair disheveled, and glared angrily at a certain lecherous man.

"You came back to bully me after being mistreated outside, didn't you? If you're so capable, go and beat up Lan Peizhi!"

He definitely didn't mean it.

But the listener took it to heart.

"Is she still drunk?" Jiang, bursting with masculine pride, declared with boundless confidence, "One day, I'll beat her until she screams!"

Li Shurui wasn't angry, and she certainly wouldn't be. After all, who would take such words seriously? They would just think it was said in anger, not that it was a target.

So she was amused instead.

"Remember what you said today, I'll be waiting for that day."

Li Yuanhua was ultimately naive, or perhaps the devil was always one step ahead of the saint.

of course.

Boss Jiang's cunning wasn't that terrifying; it was just a matter of words exchanged in the heat of the moment.

No one is perfect.

Everyone has moments when they can't control their emotions.

"Okay, you wait. Remember to clap when the time comes."

Although his tone calmed down, he was still bragging with all his might.

Li Shurui kept smiling, her face looked like it had blush on, making her even more beautiful.

"Isn't the toughest thing about a man his mouth?"

"Don't say you didn't predict what you said."

Realizing he had gone too far with his boasting, Jiang Chen, though outwardly fierce, dropped a sentence and grabbed the blanket to lie down and go to sleep.

Li Shurui leaned closer, lying down beside her, her voice soft and sweet, her breath like orchids, "So you're really stubborn, aren't you?"

Mr. Jiang certainly understood the fun that couples had, but at this point he could only pretend not to.

"Whether it's hard or not, we'll find out in time."

He turned over, leaving his back to Li Shurui, his meaning clear—do not disturb.

What the hell.

Those who suffer from drought will die from drought, and those who suffer from waterlogging will die from waterlogging.

They don't cherish it at all, letting others have the opportunity.

"That day."

"..."

Jiang Chen couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.

Where is your modesty?!

"Don't you want a child?"

Restraint is left under the bed, not on it.

"another day."

Jiang Chen's words had a double meaning, and his composure was astonishing, no less than that of veteran comrade Wu Guangjiang, and perhaps even surpassing his teacher.

"You wouldn't be in Qinyuan..."

Li Shurui's suspicions were perfectly reasonable. Upon hearing this, the person almost sprang up in a "carp-like" motion, but the movement was too abrupt, and he cried out "Ouch!"

Li Shurui was surprised and realized that the other person seemed to really have a health problem. She frowned and asked seriously, "What exactly is wrong with you?"

Jiang kept his head down and remained silent.

"speak."

Li Shurui was anxious.

"Actually, it's nothing."

"Wow—"

Li Shurui suddenly threw off the blanket and looked him over, but found no marks.

Where exactly is it?

Yes.

Why should you care about saving face in front of your closest people?

Jiang Chen smiled wryly, sighed softly, and then pointed to his waist, or more accurately, the area below his waist.

"You lie down."

Li Shurui immediately said, and then forcibly made Jiang Chen fall down, turned him over, and made him lie face down on the bed.

"You really fought with her?!"

Upon seeing the faint yet clear red marks that came into view, Li Shurui exclaimed in surprise.

"You think I'm making up a story for you?"

Jiang Chen lay face down on the bed, completely flat.

It's not shameful.

A man who can bend and stretch.

A temporary setback is nothing to worry about.

"Did she hit these?"

"Ah."

"What did you use to hit him? A whip?"

"belt."

Li Shurui was speechless, looking at her rather round and perky buttocks, and suddenly felt like laughing.

No wonder this guy was gritting his teeth earlier.

"You're so stupid, why are you arguing with her? Just admit your mistake and that's enough."

"I admitted my mistake, but it was no use."

Li Shurui couldn't help but laugh silently, but luckily the other person was lying down and didn't see it.

"She is the most unreasonable woman I have ever met. No, I can't find anyone more unreasonable than her."

Someone's rambling is like a child who's been wronged outside and is coming home to complain.

"You fought back?"

"What else? Wait for her to beat me to death?"

"Snapped."

After carefully examining his injuries, Li Shurui slapped him on the buttocks, getting revenge for the arrow she had just shot.
Someone exclaimed "Ouch!" again.

"You should be grateful. She definitely went easy on you, otherwise your butt would have been bruised and battered."

"Whose side are you on anyway? Why are you taking someone else's side?"

Jiang Chen got up, dissatisfied.

“When I was in junior high, I had a male classmate whose parents were particularly irritable. Once, he asked younger students for money, and the school called his parents in. His father pulled out his belt right there in the teacher's office, and the teacher couldn't stop him. After that, the boy was taken away by an ambulance and didn't come to school for a week.”

"..."

Ok.

Indeed.

The other party must have held back, otherwise, according to the laws of mechanics, even the belt would have broken, and what would have happened to the person?
Is human skin harder than crocodile skin?

Jiang Chen was well aware that the belt broke because it struck the floor, the walls, and the furnishings in the private room.

but.

so what.

The other party's minor punishment served as a warning; the physical injuries inflicted on him were insignificant, but they severely trampled on his dignity!

"I will repay this humiliation a hundredfold in the future!"

He's starting to brag again.

Li Shurui found it amusing and gave up the idea of ​​having a child. She glanced at his inconvenient buttocks, as if giving him a break, lazily yawned, and pulled the blanket back up.

"Sleep well. Anything can happen in your dreams." (End of Chapter)