I have ten trillion licking dog gold

"What's that smell? It's so stinky."

When Li Shurui returned home from get off work, she quickly covered her nose after entering the house.

As it turns out, even the most luxurious five-constant system is not a panacea.

Following the smell, I covered my nose and went inside, only to find someone busy in the kitchen.

That's right.

—I really did steal some medicine on the sly!

"What are you doing."

Mr. Jiang, who had become a master of time management, turned around and said casually, "Brewing medicine."

"Cook the medicine?"

Li Shurui glanced at the casserole dish cooking on the stove, her expression strange.

She gave him sildenafil, naturally just as a joke, a playful form of punishment.

Could they really be serious?
Yes, Ms. Li didn't think of anything else at all, after all, she knew about that person's health.

Is it useful?

She waved her hand, which was covering her nose, to mask the strong smell, and asked, suppressing a laugh.

"It's located in Chengxu Studio. It should be useful."

Mr. Jiang was completely honest, which shows his skill level. Sometimes, it's better to tell the truth than to lie. Do you think the other party will actually conduct an on-site investigation?
Even if he went, he believed that with the young master's cunning, he could handle it flawlessly.

Li Shurui pursed her lips and silently scrutinized the other person.

Preparing for pregnancy is never a one-person affair.

What angered you the most?
It's undeniable that you're giving it your all, but the other person is smoking, drinking, and completely uncooperative.

Comrade Jiang Chen's actions were truly moving.

"Thanks for your hard work."

"What's so hard about it?"

Mr. Jiang, who had just returned from visiting friends not long ago, smiled wryly, raised his wrist to check the time, and thought, "Oh, right, this not-so-worthy watch of his was actually bought by Princess Fujiwara of Japan."

"almost."

He turned around and turned off the fire, then poured in the medicine and cooled it down; even the process was exactly the same.

What an exceptionally good man!

impartial.

There is no discrimination.

Treat everyone the same!
"Drink it, I added honey."

That definitely doesn't count.

After all, the previous company hadn't prepared.

Li Shurui, who was still wondering if she shouldn't put so much pressure on him, was stunned. "Me, drink it?"

Mr. Jiang asked in confusion, "Otherwise what?"

"..."

Li Shurui couldn't help but clench her teeth.

Ok.

There's been a misunderstanding.

But their intentions were good.

Looking down at the bowl of "dark" medicine, Li Shurui immediately felt a wave of discomfort in her stomach. She unconsciously frowned and subconsciously said, "Let's leave it for now, I'll drink it later."

"Traditional Chinese medicine is most effective when it is hot."

Mr. Jiang was sincere and gentle, and advised, "I've tasted it, it's not bitter, just drink it all in one go."

He did try it, and it was the one without honey.

Li Shurui shook her head again.

really.

Not all women are capable of enduring hardship.

One of the main reasons why traditional Chinese medicine is not as popular as Western medicine is that the medicines are too bitter.

It's nothing like Western medicine.

The pill is colorless and tasteless; you just tilt your head back and swallow it.

"obedient."

Jiang Chen emphasized his words and took a step closer, holding the medicine.

Li Shurui immediately backed away, "Why are you so vengeful? I told you to take your medicine, so you take it, right?"

Jiang Chen smiled, then put on a serious face and said, "Yes, that's what fairness is all about."

He adopted the authority of the head of the household, asking, "Do you want the child or not?"

Li Shurui frowned, looking at the bowl of fragrant medicinal soup. "Are you sure it will really work?"

"How could a prescription written by the third-generation successor of Chengxulu be fake?"

Mr. Jiang handed over the bowl with a firm and unwavering tone.

Li Shurui was forced to accept it, her brows furrowed. It seemed she was indeed somewhat resistant to traditional Chinese medicine, but she couldn't resist someone's authority. So, she gritted her teeth, picked up the bowl, and tilted her fair neck back.

"Ugh—cough cough cough—"

After drinking half of it, he started gagging, accompanied by uncontrollable coughing.

Jiang Chen quickly took the bowl and patted her back.

Li Shurui looked distressed and breathed heavily, "Water, water..."

Mr. Jiang quickly grabbed a bottle of mineral water.

"Gurgle, gurgle."

Is it really that hard?

He could not laugh or cry.

After drinking a small bottle of mineral water, the taste in her mouth eased slightly, but her stomach was still churning. Li Shurui said irritably, "Are you doing this on purpose?"

"How could that be?"

"Didn't you add honey?"

"Yes, I added it."

Jiang Chen nodded immediately, looking completely innocent.

"How could it be so bitter?"

It's not about being pretentious or delicate; people's tastes are indeed different. For example, some people can't live without spicy food, while others can't eat any spicy food at all.

"Maybe not enough honey was added."

Why not add more?

Li Shurui suspected that the other party was "retaliating in kind".

"I'm worried that adding too much will affect the efficacy of the medicine."

Does it affect the efficacy of the drug?

Even breathing tastes bitter!

Li Shurui couldn't help but feel that the other party had ulterior motives and was doing it on purpose. "Did you drink it yourself or not?"

"I've had it!"

Boss Jiang nodded without hesitation, more sincerely than many men when making oaths.

Once suspicion arises, the charge is already established.

Li Shurui was convinced that the other person was teasing her, so she suddenly lunged forward, stood on tiptoe, and as the other person instinctively caught her, she wrapped her arms tightly around his neck and then fiercely kissed his mouth.

Then he forced his tongue out as well.

Fluid exchange.

share weal and woe.

"Ouch!"

A startled cry interrupted the sudden French kiss.

The martial arts master, carrying a schoolbag, walked in and quickly covered his eyes. He then turned and walked out, not forgetting to remind Duanmu Liuli behind him.
"Sister Liuli, do not look at what is improper."

As someone who transcends worldly affairs, the stunningly beautiful Daoist nun felt no embarrassment, calmly watching the two hurriedly part ways.

"Pop—"

A faint silver thread emerged from the two people's separated mouths, stretched, and then broke.

Li Shurui is not a shy person, but at this moment, her cheeks inevitably flushed, and she looked as beautiful as a peach blossom.

"stop."

Boss Jiang raised his hand, stopping Martial Saint, "I can explain."

The Martial Saint slowly turned around, immediately absolving himself of responsibility, "I kept telling Sister Liuli that we could drive slowly, there was no rush, and we should be careful."

"She is taking medicine."

Mr. Jiang calmly offered an explanation.

"I know I know."

The Martial Saint nodded hastily.

Let alone taking medicine, even if you said it was for practicing martial arts, he wouldn't have any objections!
He knew that by staying here with Sister Liuli, he was, to some extent, acting as a third wheel, both subjectively and objectively. But couldn't Brother Jiang Chen plan his time a little better?

She knew exactly when he would come home from school.

This kind of mistake is too basic.

It really has nothing to do with him.

"I really am taking medicine."

Despite the heat, Li Shurui had no choice but to step forward and cooperate, saying, "Look."

To prove it, she pointed to the clay pot still on the stove.

Actually, both Wu Sheng and Duanmu Liuli could smell the aroma of the Chinese medicine. But the key question is, if they were going to drink the medicine, why were their mouths locked together?

Is this some kind of new way of taking medicine?

Of course. The Martial Saint wouldn't be foolish enough to ask, so he tossed his backpack onto the sofa and smoothly changed the subject, "What kind of medicine is this? Is Sister Shurui sick?"

"Medicine to regulate the body."

Boss Jiang actually has a lot of nerve. He can forget about the Martial Saint; this kid is precocious and probably knows more than some adults. He's not worried about him corrupting teenagers. The real problem is the Taoist nun; he's a little embarrassed about that.

But what can we do?

Even though he was "forcibly kissed," as a man, he has to take responsibility.

"Regulate the body? Regulate what?"

The Martial Saint looked over with concern, "Sister Shurui, are you feeling unwell?"

No. Medication for fertility.

Upon hearing this, Comrade Jiang Chen's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but glance at his radiant girlfriend.

Was this a slip of the tongue in the heat of the moment, or... a deliberate act of taking advantage of the situation?

"what--?!"

as predicted.

The Martial Saint was shocked, even more shocked than when he came home from school and saw the passionate lovemaking scene. His eyes widened in disbelief.

"What do you mean, 'ah'?"

Li Shurui's face seemed to turn even redder, as if her words had really been thoughtless. But since the words were already out, there was no going back, so she pretended to have no choice but to go with the flow, deliberately putting on a stern face and saying fiercely, "Is there a problem?"

She might not have the power to deal with someone's older sister, but she could easily handle his younger brother.

"No, no problem. Absolutely no problem..."

The Martial Saint shook his head vigorously, but his eyes remained fixed, unfocused, his mind filled with a thousand thoughts.

really.

The last "meeting" between my older sister and Sister Shurui had a profound and far-reaching impact.

The struggle has reached a fever pitch.

"Pack up."

As Li Shurui spoke, she secretly glared at someone.

The person was innocent and helpless; he was the one who was attacked.

But what can you do when he's a man?

Just as Boss Jiang was about to clean up the mess, the Taoist nun, who had been keeping silent, suddenly walked over.

"what happened?"

Mr. Jiang, who had just picked up the bowl of medicine, stopped in confusion.

Half remains.

But I'll drink as much as I can.

"Let me see."

The Taoist nun said.

Several pairs of eyes all focused on her.

Jiang Chen was slightly taken aback, and subconsciously handed over the medicine bowl.

Duanmu Liuli took it and sniffed it.

Boss Jiang's eyes darted around, his expression shifting, and he said in a low voice, "Is there a problem?"

Li Shurui seemed to have thought of something as well, and took a step closer, asking her aunt mysteriously, "Is it poisonous? Luckily, I only drank half of it."

Is this a gender-swapped version of Jinlian feeding medicine?

Jiang Chen was both amused and exasperated, and scolded, "Nonsense."

Li Shurui ignored him, looked at the Taoist nun, and continued to ask, "Is there something wrong with this medicine?"

Although they are people outside the secular world, they would never pretend to be gods or ghosts.

"How about I pour you some, and you can try it?"

Mr. Jiang also understood the other party's temperament.

Duanmu Liuli nodded and handed the medicine back.

It's definitely not poisonous anymore.

Surely no one would knowingly taste something that's poisonous?

Right.

Even if the young master is gay and secretly admires Pei Yunxi, even if gay people are more obsessive than heterosexuals, they wouldn't be so extreme as to want to destroy her if they can't have her, right?

Mr. Jiang felt that the young master was not so irrational.

The martial saint, who was lost in thought, was temporarily drawn to the scene and sneaked over.

Boss Jiang poured another bowl and handed it to the nun.

Under the watchful eyes of three pairs of people, Duanmu Liuli picked up the bowl and took a sip.

A master is a master.

He didn't even frown.

"How about it?"

Mr. Jiang asked impatiently.

Duanmu Liuli didn't speak, but simply shook her head gently.

hum.

What kind of doctor's reaction are you most afraid of when you go to the hospital?
All they did was sigh, shake their heads, and remain silent.

Most cases begin with cancer, and the final preparations are made for the end.

just kidding.

"Sister Liuli, is there something wrong with this medicine?"

The Martial Saint was also intrigued.

"The prescription is incorrect."

"What do you mean?"

Jiang Chen couldn't help but ask.

"It had no effect."

"..."

"..."

After a brief silence, Li Shurui, who had suffered and embarrassed herself, reached out and pinched someone's arm, saying, "You still say you didn't do it on purpose."

Someone is innocent, more wronged than Dou E.

"How could that be? This prescription was personally written by the manager of one of the top pharmacies in the country. How could it not be effective?"

"Brother, Sister Liuli wouldn't make a mistake. You weren't tricked, were you? How dare Chengxu Lu scam you? They're trying to scam you! Do they not want to stay in business anymore?!"

This kid's got a knack for stirring things up.

Li Shurui remained silent, only pinching someone repeatedly.

High costs for ineffective or unsafe medications are an open secret in the pharmaceutical industry. It's all about making money, so there's nothing shameful about it. But Mr. Jiang was unwilling to admit that he had been scammed. "How about I bring you the prescription to take a look?"

He was about to get the prescription when he heard this.

"Angelica sinensis 10g, stir-fried white peony root 12g, prepared rehmannia root 12g, chuanxiong rhizome 6g, vinegar-processed cyperus rhizome 10g, stir-fried bran-processed atractylodes rhizome 12g, mulberry mistletoe 15g, dodder seed 12g, tangerine peel 3g, prepared licorice root 3g."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Silence fell instantly.

Even Li Shurui stopped torturing him.

The Martial Saint was stunned, his mouth slightly agape.

"...Wait a moment."

Boss Jiang steadied himself and insisted on finding the prescription. When he brought the prescription back, he stared at it while gazing at the Daoist nun, saying, "Say it again."

"Angelica sinensis 10g, stir-fried white peony root 12g, prepared rehmannia root 12g, chuanxiong rhizome 6g, vinegar-processed cyperus rhizome 10g, bran-fried atractylodes macrocephala rhizome 12g..."

The Martial Saint recited it, but I didn't remember the rest.

“15g of Taxillus chinensis, 12g of Cuscuta chinensis, 3g of Citrus reticulata peel, and 3g of Glycyrrhiza uralensis (processed).”

The Taoist nun added more details.

As Mr. Jiang listened and compared the prescription, he remained motionless, as if frozen in place.

"show me."

Li Shurui took the prescription from his hand, and Wu Sheng leaned closer.

"Memorize it again."

"Angelica sinensis 10g, stir-fried white peony root 12g, prepared rehmannia root 12g, chuanxiong rhizome 6g, vinegar-processed cyperus rhizome 10g, bran-fried atractylodes rhizome 12g, mulberry mistletoe 15g, dodder seed 12g..."

This kid has an exceptional memory; he remembered two more. Although he didn't remember them all, it doesn't matter. Li Shurui remembered the last two ingredients.

"3g of dried tangerine peel, 3g of roasted licorice root..."

Exactly.

He actually figured out the prescription just by tasting it with his mouth.

And what's even more outrageous is that the weight in grams is so precise!

Not only is he a martial arts prodigy, but he also possesses "absolute medicinal sensitivity"?
If this were a martial arts novel, she would be the perfect choice for the Holy Maiden of the Hundred Herbs Sect!

correct.

She can also tell fortunes and predict the future.

"Sister Liuli, are you even human?"

That's right.

Just like the Martial Saint's delirious ramblings, Li Shurui, including Comrade Jiang Chen, all looked at the Daoist nun with shock!

Mr. Jiang's mind was buzzing. Suddenly, belatedly, he realized a very serious problem.

His "development" of the Taoist nun's potential was probably less than one-tenth... (End of Chapter)