I have ten trillion licking dog gold

"Come help me catch them."

"Wait a minute, let's finish attacking F4."

That's right.

In the dead of night, some people started playing video games together.

Surprised?

Just now, when Miss He mentioned Mondo, someone couldn't help but recall the leisurely days in college, even though he has never been one to wallow in self-pity.

Heart is worse than action.

So they asked the nanny to bring two laptops.

Anyway, I can't sleep either.

Miss He was a sentimental person; not only did she not object, she even cleared out her dressing island to place her computer.

Ok.

It was still so cool and comfortable; I just threw my pajamas on the bed.

Don't worry about account issues.

Boss Jiang made a direct call to Young Master Luo, but when he asked for his League of Legends account, he probably shocked the man half to death.

We won't mention Luo Gongzi's account, it has all heroes and all skins, it's purely because he's bad at the game but has a huge addiction to it, it's his best hero or rather, his most beloved hero—

Guess?
Completely correct.

It is indeed Hasakah!
On the screen, Yasuo, using the Dragon Master skin, glided through the minions with fluid, graceful movements, a sight to behold. His opponent, however, was an ugly fish, perhaps intimidated by the prestigious skin or intimidated by Yasuo's previous performances. Holding a trident, it cowered far behind the minions, content with just the experience points and refusing to farm minions. Occasionally, Yasuo would glide over from a ranged minion and use his Q on it, but it would at most use its W to stab back before turning and retreating, never lingering in the fight.

Fizz vs. Yasuo is an absolute classic matchup, a contest of raw skill, but this Fizz is exceptionally sneaky.

This displeased Yasuo, the Dragon Lord.

Why did Young Master Luo favor Yasuo so much back then?

It's simply because they admire real men's duels and crave the thrill of skill... even though it's a daycare center.

And so on.

Choosing this hero must be based on the same idea that Young Master Luo had back then.

"Is it not over yet?"

What to do if the enemy is sneaky?
It doesn't matter.

This isn't a game for one person.

Hearing his teammates' call, Miracle Walker, who had just finished clearing F4 and reached level six, emerged from the mountains and stealthily made his way to the mid-lane bushes with an air of arrogance.

"Did it use E?"

What is meant by "professional"?

"It's done. Hurry up, the CD is almost ready."

Yasuo may appear to be sliding around, but he is actually preparing to strike.

The little fish wearing the yellow hat was completely unaware of the approaching danger, hiding behind the minion wave and "dazed". At most, he would cautiously go forward to last hit the front-line minions. As for the back-line minions, he would let them slip by if he could, or simply use his skills to last hit them. He used his E skill to last hit the back-line minions and then jump back.

"Prepare."

As for which hero is the jungler.

Need I say more?
Of course, it's Yasuo's golden partner—the Lava Giant!
To help his teammates, the Malphite went to great lengths, even flashing out of the bushes to prevent the Fizz from escaping, and then using his ultimate to initiate the attack.

Crashed!

As expected, the Fizz was caught off guard and sent flying into the air, disoriented. During the laning phase, he lost two-thirds of his health. At this point, Yasuo followed up with his ultimate, and with Ignite, a combo would easily take down the Fizz without any problem.

Jiang Chen also heard the loud banging of keyboard.

but.

"Sa Ning afa wants to be an old man..."

Until the little fish landed, and then, with a mischievous hop, it hopped back to the tower, the stone man didn't see his teammate Yasuo's Blade Dance.

Forget about getting a kill, he didn't even force out a flash!
"Where's your R?!"

Jiang Chen tilted his head.

"I haven't learned it..."

Miss He, who was only wearing underwear, probably knew it was her fault, and looked slightly embarrassed as she stared at the laptop screen.

"Didn't you already have a Level 6 certificate?"

"I just learned it wrong."

#@&**!

If it were a randomly matched teammate, they would have already turned into a "speechless pianist" and started ranting in the chat.

Why would someone with a Level 6 certificate not study hard and instead play Yasuo?

Mr. Jiang held back, but couldn't resist leaning over to take a look at the other person's screen.

It's not an excuse for not realizing it.

Indeed, I haven't learned R.

Many people have actually made this kind of mistake, and it's not a big deal. If you don't learn it at level six, you can learn it at level seven. But for a jungler, it's really detrimental.

Especially the lava behemoth.

The first one is crucial.

In the end, they gained nothing, disrupted the jungler's rhythm, and wasted their Flash.

But what can we do?
When playing games face-to-face, shouldn't we at least maintain some gentlemanly manners? Even though she's playing Yasuo, she's still a lady after all.

Be careful.

hiss--

They even reminded the other party.

Share your emotions in the chat!

To no avail, the Stone Man could only head to the top jungle to continue farming, but it didn't last long.

"First blood—"

As the system announcement played, He Yihui asked in surprise while still online, "How did you die?"

No kills occurred on any of the three lanes, but a murder happened in the jungle!
The chat displayed a message at the top that the red team's jungler, Malphite, was killed by the blue team's jungler.

Boss Jiang stared at the black screen, his expression incredibly stiff. The doubts from his teammates were like rubbing salt into the wound, leaving him feeling quite unwell.

"I'm Malphite, he's Xin Zhao. I just revealed my location in the mid lane, and I didn't recall to base to help you gank. I even used my ultimate and Flash. He came to ambush me. How could I not get killed? Is anyone here to help me?"

Wronged.

I feel so wronged!
Let's not even mention the mid lane fight. Malphite jungle is a completely unorthodox style, how could he possibly compare to Xin Zhao who can unleash his full potential? And if it weren't to coordinate with the enemy Yasuo, why would he play such a weak jungler?
Sorry, I didn't see it. Why didn't you send a message?

Didn't I send it?

Ok.

The chat logs left evidence.

Before the first blood occurred, the Malphite did request assistance, but his teammates ignored it.

Perhaps he was too focused on the laning phase.

"It's okay. It's just one kill. You can bring another wave later, and I can win as soon as I get back up."

They're actually quite good at comforting people.

indeed.

As teammates, we should encourage each other, not fight and cause internal strife.

The screen lit up, Jiang Chen exhaled a breath of stale air, cheered himself up, and forgot about the unpleasantness from before. "Wait for me."

Yasuo ultimately didn't get to use the second ultimate from the Lava Giant. Just as Jiang Chen stepped out of his own base, bad news came through the speakers: his Yasuo had been killed by the enemy Fizz and Xin Zhao.

"Eh—"

A sigh came from beside me.

Without Jiang Chen even needing to reprimand them, they started to reflect on their own actions, saying, "The wind barrier was set up too late, and we got to eat the fish."

Looking at her smooth shoulders and graceful neckline, Jiang Chen opened his mouth.

I wanted to hold back, but I couldn't.

"Do you even know how?"

Anyone who has played this game knows the importance of rhythm.

Actually, when he failed to kill the little fish man, Boss Jiang had a bad feeling, but he didn't say anything.

The game world also has the law of causality.

If Zhao Xin had just sent Fizz back to base, he wouldn't have dared to invade Fizz's jungle, and he wouldn't have died. Without Fizz, Yasuo wouldn't have been able to get caught.

This is a typical domino effect.

"I can. It's only two heads, we can turn it around."

He Yihui turned her head, serious and determined.

"You have to trust me." With your teammate saying that, how can you continue to criticize them?
Jiang Chen nodded, "Okay, I believe you."

"Belief" has power, but it doesn't always have that power.

In a lane matchup between Fizz and Yasuo, whoever gains the advantage first can easily find themselves in a one-sided situation.

After getting a kill in the first few minutes of the game, the little fish seemed to have taken an aphrodisiac, shed his disguise, and started showing off his skills. His EAWQ combo was incredibly smooth. It turns out that he was just showing weakness at the beginning, pretending to be a noob.

Yasuo was not afraid and went head-to-head with the enemy. He would retaliate if he was stabbed by the trident. However, due to the difference in equipment, the damage dealt by the two sides was no longer fair. In addition, Malphite's ultimate had a cooldown, while Xin Zhao did not need his ultimate to gank.

Before the laning phase was even over, Yasuo was already 0-4.

Oh.

The laning phase is clearly over.

The only commendable thing is that He Yihui has a high level of gaming etiquette. Even though her record is the best in the game, she still didn't break her guard. If it were an ordinary player, they would definitely blame the other player and scold Miracle Walker for still farming.

Miracle Walker—no, Lava Giant—is also a civilized person. Even though the disadvantage in the mid lane would greatly affect his gaming experience, and his jungle would easily be farmed by the enemy, he didn't complain at all.

They treated each other with respect and understanding, but this was a game for five people.

"Damn it, I knew it was going to be a daycare center once it was chosen!"

"Brother, use your hands, don't play with your feet."

"This is your skill level after 500+ games? My grandfather, who is paralyzed on one side, plays better than you!"

"Hey bro, are you a delivery guy from Great Wall Express? You're so good at delivering food! Why aren't you out delivering food at night? Why are you feeding us instead of delivering food?"

"puff."

Seeing the scrolling text on the public screen, Boss Jiang couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed.

harm.

Although he has been away from Summoner's Rift for a very long time, I didn't expect the people in the Rift to still be so simple and honest, each one of them is comparable to a top liberal arts student, and they speak so pleasantly.

"Stone Man, damn it."

Oops.

The Noxian Hand in the top lane shifted his focus, treating everyone equally and firing at his own Miracle Walker.

"We've been laning for almost twenty minutes, and I've practically destroyed my ping, but you haven't come here once. You're always going to mid lane. Is mid your dad? I'll jump up and chop you both in half with my axe!"

Guys who play Darius really do have big tempers.

"You two are duo queuing, right?"

Everyone was criticizing Yasuo, but Malphite remained silent, which aroused suspicion.

"What terrible luck to run into two geniuses like you two. A Malphite paired with Yasuo, hahahaha...it's absolutely hilarious!"

"Next time, you two go to the other side and beat the crap out of yourselves!"

Laugh.

Isn't she always smiling?
Mr. Jiang, who had suffered an undeserved misfortune, remained silent, neither typing out a rebuttal nor an explanation.

The jungler role is inherently prone to becoming a scapegoat.

The Dream of Thousands of Girls (Wind Swordsman): Stop blaming the Stone Man, it's all my fault.

"Oh, you can talk? I thought you were mute."

"Tell me, these two are duo queue!"

"Is the Stone Golem a girl? Yasuo, your skills are so bad, and you're still carrying a girl? Go home and sleep!"

Internet.

Since no one knows who is sitting on the other end of the internet cable, people can speak freely without any reservations.

"I always thought this rock golem was weird, it looked so dull and stupid, it got ganked and killed by Xin Zhao while jungling, turns out it's a woman."

"It has little to do with the Stone Golem, it's this daycare center. I saw it. Level 6 doesn't learn anything important!" Support Talma said, speaking up for justice.

"Isn't this normal? Having a tumor on your neck, how can you play such a good game?"

Darius went all out, unleashing all the frustration and anger he had accumulated in the laning phase on his teammates. "He spends all the money he earns on games, buys skins and acts like a rich kid? The dream of countless girls, ptooey."

The insults were so loud they practically filled the chat box, but because the genders were completely reversed, the sense of immersion was barely there.

Boss Jiang deliberately opened the tab and glanced at the top lane's stats.

Okay.

0—3.

She's not much better than He Yihui.

Of course, he wouldn't call them bad; no matter what, it was definitely their duo queue that was bad.

"It's just a game, we can just win it back in the next round."

He typed.

Seeing that he finally replied, the man became even more enthusiastic.

"I had a five-game winning streak, but it was ended by you idiot and that idiot Yasuo."

The Hand of Noxus has no concept of men and women.

Mr. Jiang remained calm and continued typing, "You might win an argument in the game, but what about real life?"

"Haha, I drive a BMW X5!"

The lava behemoth, now mistaken for a girl, said: "Oh."

Noxus Hand: "Oh what?"

Lava Behemoth: "Yaso sits on Gust."

ember:"……"

Talma: "..."

Hand of Noxus: "Hahahaha..."

Noxus Hand: "**"

"Fine, I guess I'll just accept my bad luck. Okay, hurry up," Jin said, probably thinking he'd run into an idiot.

Indeed, some people initiated the surrender.

With the team atmosphere at this point, ignoring the results and internal strife, it would be a miracle if they could still win.

"Want some?"

Yasuo, who bears undeniable responsibility for this match, turned his head away.

"I initiated it."

The lava behemoth answered.

"..."

The vote passed with four votes.

The only dissenting vote was probably cast by the Noxian Hand in the top lane. He was either deliberately trying to annoy people, or perhaps he was thinking of hacking Yasuo and Malphite to death with his axe.

Until the crystal exploded and they exited the game, none of the three would have guessed who they had played a game with that night.

That's life.

You may be an ordinary person, but on some ordinary day, you might unknowingly brush past someone extraordinary.

"Shall we continue?"

"Yasuo, no, Miss He asked."

Comrade Jiang Chen did not answer, presumably because his confidence had been shaken by the opponent's strength.

Although I wouldn't take it to heart, no one is so twisted as to enjoy being criticized, right?
"I'm not playing mid lane anymore, I'll play support."

He Yihui realized her shortcomings and said to the man, "Win this round."

Humans are inherently competitive.

Besides, how can you sleep after losing so badly?

Jiang Chen stared silently at the computer screen.

Do you like suckling my breast milk?

Why do flowers bloom?

"what?"

Mr. Jiang, who seemed depressed, suddenly turned his head away.

"You're Ashe, I'm the healer."

He Yihui repeated, the teardrop-shaped hollowed-out corset accentuating her deep cleavage.

"Your milk..."

Jiang Chen kept his eyes straight ahead, as if he had developed a psychological aversion to the other person's abilities.

He Yihui said confidently, "You'll know once you play. Want to play?"

Play?

It's truly hard to refuse! (End of Chapter)