Penguin players
Chapter 701
Chapter 701
As expected, things did not exceed Li Ke's imagination. Just when the beautiful Taoist nun Yu Rui disappeared into the room, an old man wearing a label appeared in front of Li Ke.
And he raised his hand skillfully to say hello to Li Ke.
"Yo!"
Yo you ghost ah!Shouldn't you be an immortal like you clasping your hands together?
Li Ke looked at the old man with a long stick in front of him speechlessly, but the other party ignored him at all, and instead kept taking out various things from his body.
What books, what balls of red thread, whistles, hydrangeas, and a lot of other things were thrown on Li Ke's table, and that neat movement seemed to have nothing to do with the old man at all.
I remember I don't have the divine fitness for this sort of thing, do I?
Li Ke carefully recalled everything about himself, until the other party shook his body and was about to put the long stick in front of Li Ke, then he remembered to ask clearly.
"So, you came to me to replace Yuelao, right? The question is, is marriage really all right?"
He was very curious. Things like being punished after death are not a problem at all for the Three Realms with time-distorting technology, but marriage is more of a problem.
"Well, this is indeed a problem, but there is no way around it. Because the living environment is relatively harsh, many people cannot marry a wife."
Yue Lao spread his hands helplessly.
"So, the gods need to match them with Lalang. There are also those who have a bad marriage life. When the couple live together, they will fight and kill people... In short, it is very troublesome."
Having said that, Yue Lao sighed.
"Sometimes, it is necessary to sacrifice some people, otherwise the number of human beings will be difficult to increase. However, we will only take action when the secular world cannot do these things."
Seeing that Li Ke didn't ask why he asked him to work, Yuelao was also happy to give Li Ke some science.
"For example, in the Qin and Han Dynasties, it was illegal for ordinary people not to get married, so my job was to use a little red line when ordinary people met unsuitable wives. You have to calculate the number of fate, and when the destined marriage is cut off by others, you have to judge in time to see if they are capable of living on their own, and then choose whether to cut the red line. Generally speaking, it is a rather troublesome job. .”
"so……"
"So now I'm going to leave the work of matching people and making human marriages happy. I have to find some psychologists in later generations... Oh, by the way, red lines don't come randomly, they must be collected in places with love Come to this thing, this whistle is to help you call the magpies, they can help you search for the love you need for the red thread, and then you can wrap it with that ball of thread."
After finishing speaking, Yuelao's figure began to fade away slowly, and Li Ke, who had just received this information, immediately realized that this was a big hole like the work of Lord Yan!And this thing is not the same as the work of Hades. There are a large number of mature civil servants to help him work, but he is the only one working alone!
Even work props have to be made by yourself!
However, since this is what the Heavenly Dao of this world hinted at, it has to be done no matter how troublesome it is, but——
"Yuelao! Where is the love?"
But Yue Lao, who was gradually disappearing, laughed loudly.
"Anyway, there are no chicken yards!"
Li Ke: "..."
But fortunately, the pamphlet left by Yuelao is quite detailed.
First of all, the cane he left behind allows him to see a person's character and destiny clearly, and he can summon dolls and match them up.
Second, the red thread ball is the marriage line. As long as you draw it, you will meet and feel it. If there is no external interference, or if the difficulty is too great, then you will definitely be able to get together.
But the will and actions of mortals can break this line, and even if you don’t match up, mortals will also create a marriage line themselves. That kind of true love does not require work and induction, and is a natural pair, unless the end is too tragic, or there is something wrong. The number of violations, otherwise Yue Lao will generally not interfere.
And the marriage line can be cut off by power, power, death, time, but it can also go beyond these.So how a mortal's marriage will be depends on the mortal himself and the social environment at that time.
The red line is just an introduction.
Third, you can call a large number of magpies to work for you with a whistle in your hand, but the monthly salary of the summoned magpies is a merit and a wish of incense, two liters of millet and a catty of dried fish. Other foods and fruits are not bad, and merits will be distributed according to work performance, but you need to be responsible for things like millet and dried fish.
Moreover, you are responsible for the work-related injuries and accidents of magpies, as well as the subsidies and arrangements for death. You need to contact the local government and produce two written documents.
It must be written by Yan Wang and Yuelao himself, and then passed on to God Haotian.
Fourth, Yuelao does not need to be responsible for all the judgments he makes, all marriage depends on Yuelao's own judgment, unless it is too outrageous, Yuelao is not responsible.
As long as they get on the line, come together, and give birth to children because of marriage, then Yuelao will be able to gain merit.
In addition, Li Ke was leading the class because Yuelao was under a lot of psychological pressure and wanted to rest for a while.
"This job is indeed psychologically stressful."
Li Ke nodded. He would know at a glance how many idiots and resentments, love and hatred, and happy marriages and love will be produced in this job, which will naturally lead to inner trauma.
Li Ke looked at the pamphlet, and it was filled with a list of people who had already been marked, as well as marriages specially arranged by others.This thing can see the time and place when two people matchmaking, the matching rate and how many times there have been red lines. It is perfect to match with the cane, and when Li Ke holds him, he can enter the time warp state and see a person The past and future in marriage.
But when Li Ke continued to study, a boy with braids and red body appeared in front of Li Ke.
"Master Yue Lao, I am the Red Line Boy, and it's time for you to go to work."
"what?"
Li Ke stared blankly at the person who suddenly appeared in front of him, froze for a moment, and then saw the boy with red lips and white teeth grinning and speaking.
"You still have to finalize marriages for 200 people today! You can't be late!"
"what?"
Li Ke was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, he saw the red-lined boy smilingly pulling out a stick, and hitting Li Ke directly on the forehead.
Out of body!
He only felt dizzy for a while, and then he was in a trance. His body was covered with the props that Yue Lao took out before, and then he saw the boy with red thread grabbing his feet and dragging himself to the bed.
Forget it, and bumped his head against the corner of the table.
Li Ke: "..."
There is definitely something wrong with this red thread boy!
(End of this chapter)
As expected, things did not exceed Li Ke's imagination. Just when the beautiful Taoist nun Yu Rui disappeared into the room, an old man wearing a label appeared in front of Li Ke.
And he raised his hand skillfully to say hello to Li Ke.
"Yo!"
Yo you ghost ah!Shouldn't you be an immortal like you clasping your hands together?
Li Ke looked at the old man with a long stick in front of him speechlessly, but the other party ignored him at all, and instead kept taking out various things from his body.
What books, what balls of red thread, whistles, hydrangeas, and a lot of other things were thrown on Li Ke's table, and that neat movement seemed to have nothing to do with the old man at all.
I remember I don't have the divine fitness for this sort of thing, do I?
Li Ke carefully recalled everything about himself, until the other party shook his body and was about to put the long stick in front of Li Ke, then he remembered to ask clearly.
"So, you came to me to replace Yuelao, right? The question is, is marriage really all right?"
He was very curious. Things like being punished after death are not a problem at all for the Three Realms with time-distorting technology, but marriage is more of a problem.
"Well, this is indeed a problem, but there is no way around it. Because the living environment is relatively harsh, many people cannot marry a wife."
Yue Lao spread his hands helplessly.
"So, the gods need to match them with Lalang. There are also those who have a bad marriage life. When the couple live together, they will fight and kill people... In short, it is very troublesome."
Having said that, Yue Lao sighed.
"Sometimes, it is necessary to sacrifice some people, otherwise the number of human beings will be difficult to increase. However, we will only take action when the secular world cannot do these things."
Seeing that Li Ke didn't ask why he asked him to work, Yuelao was also happy to give Li Ke some science.
"For example, in the Qin and Han Dynasties, it was illegal for ordinary people not to get married, so my job was to use a little red line when ordinary people met unsuitable wives. You have to calculate the number of fate, and when the destined marriage is cut off by others, you have to judge in time to see if they are capable of living on their own, and then choose whether to cut the red line. Generally speaking, it is a rather troublesome job. .”
"so……"
"So now I'm going to leave the work of matching people and making human marriages happy. I have to find some psychologists in later generations... Oh, by the way, red lines don't come randomly, they must be collected in places with love Come to this thing, this whistle is to help you call the magpies, they can help you search for the love you need for the red thread, and then you can wrap it with that ball of thread."
After finishing speaking, Yuelao's figure began to fade away slowly, and Li Ke, who had just received this information, immediately realized that this was a big hole like the work of Lord Yan!And this thing is not the same as the work of Hades. There are a large number of mature civil servants to help him work, but he is the only one working alone!
Even work props have to be made by yourself!
However, since this is what the Heavenly Dao of this world hinted at, it has to be done no matter how troublesome it is, but——
"Yuelao! Where is the love?"
But Yue Lao, who was gradually disappearing, laughed loudly.
"Anyway, there are no chicken yards!"
Li Ke: "..."
But fortunately, the pamphlet left by Yuelao is quite detailed.
First of all, the cane he left behind allows him to see a person's character and destiny clearly, and he can summon dolls and match them up.
Second, the red thread ball is the marriage line. As long as you draw it, you will meet and feel it. If there is no external interference, or if the difficulty is too great, then you will definitely be able to get together.
But the will and actions of mortals can break this line, and even if you don’t match up, mortals will also create a marriage line themselves. That kind of true love does not require work and induction, and is a natural pair, unless the end is too tragic, or there is something wrong. The number of violations, otherwise Yue Lao will generally not interfere.
And the marriage line can be cut off by power, power, death, time, but it can also go beyond these.So how a mortal's marriage will be depends on the mortal himself and the social environment at that time.
The red line is just an introduction.
Third, you can call a large number of magpies to work for you with a whistle in your hand, but the monthly salary of the summoned magpies is a merit and a wish of incense, two liters of millet and a catty of dried fish. Other foods and fruits are not bad, and merits will be distributed according to work performance, but you need to be responsible for things like millet and dried fish.
Moreover, you are responsible for the work-related injuries and accidents of magpies, as well as the subsidies and arrangements for death. You need to contact the local government and produce two written documents.
It must be written by Yan Wang and Yuelao himself, and then passed on to God Haotian.
Fourth, Yuelao does not need to be responsible for all the judgments he makes, all marriage depends on Yuelao's own judgment, unless it is too outrageous, Yuelao is not responsible.
As long as they get on the line, come together, and give birth to children because of marriage, then Yuelao will be able to gain merit.
In addition, Li Ke was leading the class because Yuelao was under a lot of psychological pressure and wanted to rest for a while.
"This job is indeed psychologically stressful."
Li Ke nodded. He would know at a glance how many idiots and resentments, love and hatred, and happy marriages and love will be produced in this job, which will naturally lead to inner trauma.
Li Ke looked at the pamphlet, and it was filled with a list of people who had already been marked, as well as marriages specially arranged by others.This thing can see the time and place when two people matchmaking, the matching rate and how many times there have been red lines. It is perfect to match with the cane, and when Li Ke holds him, he can enter the time warp state and see a person The past and future in marriage.
But when Li Ke continued to study, a boy with braids and red body appeared in front of Li Ke.
"Master Yue Lao, I am the Red Line Boy, and it's time for you to go to work."
"what?"
Li Ke stared blankly at the person who suddenly appeared in front of him, froze for a moment, and then saw the boy with red lips and white teeth grinning and speaking.
"You still have to finalize marriages for 200 people today! You can't be late!"
"what?"
Li Ke was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, he saw the red-lined boy smilingly pulling out a stick, and hitting Li Ke directly on the forehead.
Out of body!
He only felt dizzy for a while, and then he was in a trance. His body was covered with the props that Yue Lao took out before, and then he saw the boy with red thread grabbing his feet and dragging himself to the bed.
Forget it, and bumped his head against the corner of the table.
Li Ke: "..."
There is definitely something wrong with this red thread boy!
(End of this chapter)
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