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Chapter 705
But life is always like this. After half a month of such a life, Li Ke found that he was getting used to it painfully.

and so--

"I can't die by other means. Lu Dongbin taught swords, so I can die by killing myself, right?"

Li Ke looked at the disciples practicing swords in the distance, and nodded seriously.

Just kidding, how could he, Li Ke, be honestly doing that kind of hard work here?

One is fine, these gods obviously regard him as Li Ke being taken advantage of and some kind of day-chosen worker, how can this be tolerated? !

Therefore, Li Ke waited until those disciples finished practicing their swords, and quickly found a way to get into the arsenal.

Looking at the swords in front of him, Li Ke couldn't help laughing.

"I don't believe I can survive!"

Li Ke immediately pulled out a sword, took it and wiped it on his neck.

Then the next moment, he stared blankly at his sword and remained silent for a long time.Because there was no pain, nothing but a cold sensation.

and……

"No, why doesn't this sword have a sharp edge?"

He couldn't help asking, not only was the sword in his hand not sharpened, it was specially made round!Don't say it's killing people, it may be useful to kill people!

But the question is why even the point of the fucking sword is round!
"It doesn't matter, this does not prevent me from committing suicide. Even if there is no sharp edge, it is still a blunt weapon."

Li Ke narrowed his eyes, grabbed the blunt weapon in his hand, and smashed it on his head, and the next moment.

when!
The crisp breaking sound made Li Ke look blankly at the sword in his hand. He did feel the impact, but why, the sword flew out!

The sword was broken neatly at the part where it collided with Li Ke, and it flew out directly!
"........."

It doesn't matter, but it won't bother Li Ke. Li Ke picked up the broken sword, sneered, and planned to insert it into his eyes.

In this world, if a person wants to live and be decent and happy, it will be extremely difficult, and even hard work will not allow him to die!But he, Li Ke, didn't believe that there was nothing he could do!

No matter how blunt the blade is, he is still a blade!
Putting it in the eyes or stabbing it into the brain would kill you!

Li Ke sneered, yelled to refresh himself, then stabbed the blade in his hand towards his eyes, and the next moment——

'Boom'.

Nine Sky Thunderbolts shocked the sky!
The Purple Lightning Thunderbolt came to the world!
A bolt of lightning directly pierced through the roof of the arsenal where Li Ke was, easily shattering the blade in Li Ke's hand, causing Li Ke to fall to the ground in a scorched body.

When Li Ke fell to the ground, he vaguely heard a burst of human voices.

"Aiya! Uncle Master! They all said not to approach the arsenal on rainy days! We temper the blade with thunder and fire! That's why the arsenal will release lightning rods when there is a thunderstorm!"

Li Ke: "..."

your mother.

Li Ke could only feel the cold rain slapping his face continuously, not only that, but when he opened his eyes again, what he saw was the world-weary face of Boy Hongxian.

"Saint, it's time to go to work."

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After three months of probing, Li Ke finally knew one thing.

I'm afraid it's very difficult to want to die.

These days, as long as he cut off his own meridians, he would be interrupted for various reasons, either by lightning strikes or someone interrupted, and then he would directly improve his skills.

When I went to the pharmacy to take poison, I somehow became invulnerable to all poisons, and my skills improved greatly.

Try to hang yourself, and then the house will collapse. Try again, and directly find that because of your great strength, you will not be hanged even if you hang yourself for a whole day.

Try jumping off the cliff again.

This time he discovered the cultivation techniques, magical weapons, and treasures left by the ancient monks.

Then, he just glanced at this unlucky cultivation technique, and it automatically began to circulate in his body, and he couldn't stop it.At least with the current cultivation of soul and spirit, it cannot be stopped at all.

Self-immolation, sudden torrential rain, and local torrential rain that can cause mountain torrents.

Look for poisonous snakes, poisonous snakes either have no teeth, or they have diarrhea today and cannot spray venom.

"Fuck, do you want to be so ruthless?"

Li Ke kept scratching his hands with a knife, but it was useless. His miraculous skills had already been accomplished, and this fruit knife could no longer cut his skin!
"And I also have the title of a person chosen by heaven."

Li Ke fell headfirst on the table. He has been looking for death every day for the past few months, and he has stunned the entire Chunyang faction. It can be said that they have never seen such unlucky and hard-fated people in their life.

Yes, in their eyes, Li Ke's pursuit of death and life was entirely due to bad luck, but Li Ke was able to survive in various ways, which really made them wonder what to do.

"Mother, I have to find a way to die."

Li Ke supported his chin and began to think continuously.

He also understood that it is more difficult for him to want to die before he develops to a certain level, that is, before he is able to resist the way of heaven.

The martial arts in this world are only at this level, even if they are practiced to the extreme, they are nothing more than immortals.

So he had to kill himself successfully before becoming a fairy.

This is very contradictory. If you don't practice, you can't make yourself capable of killing yourself, but if you practice, it will be even harder to die. Obviously, the way of heaven has given him a problem.

but……

"I can use the power of incense and fire."

Looking at these magic weapons in front of him, Li Ke showed a smile.

The power of incense and vows of mortals is terrifying, and these gathered wills can easily kill a god.

Of course, instead of directly slapping the god to death as imagined, but based on a series of wonderful reactions, they converge on a person who is willing to stand up, and then kill the person who is besieged by all wills.

Therefore, as long as he succeeds in becoming a person who everyone thinks must die in the hearts of Datang people, then even if Heaven doesn't want him to die, heaven and earth will naturally give birth to a person or situation that can kill him!
But the premise is that he can't be too strong.

If he is too strong, then the problem will be very big.

"Very good, from now on, I won't practice anymore! If you want to attract people's hatred, you will attract people's hatred! If you don't want to be a person, then don't be a person!"

A smile appeared on Li Ke's face, and he pointed his middle finger to the sky.

"I'm going to make myself angry, and everyone wants to eat my flesh and sleep on my skin! Let's see how you fuck me!"

The next moment, Thunderbolt and Thunder appeared again, and Li Ke fell down in response.

"Uncle! Don't stand under the lightning rod!!"

Yu Rui's voice appeared again, and Li Ke fell into a coma again.

And when he opened his eyes again, it was the face with a bull's head and a horse's face.

"Saint, it's time to go to work."

(End of this chapter)