Sister, stay away from me!

Chapter 380 Finding Fun in This Fake World

Zheng Wu hung quite peacefully.

Debate is nothing more than saying that the other party is a demon and heretics, and then kill the killer to physically defeat the enemy.

Good, this is powerful.

Zheng Wu was still impassioned before he died, and he was justifiably angry at the youth, but instead of agreeing, the audience below gave Zheng Wu a lot of eggs and vegetables for free, and then hung Zheng Wu up with force.

Looking at Zheng Wu who was being hung up, Wang Huai shook his head and said, "This group of bald donkeys are doing really well."

"Benefactor Wang, who are you scolding!" Zheng Wu said dissatisfiedly above his head.

"Are you a bald donkey?"

"No."

"Then what's your name?"

Zheng Wu looked at Wang Huai helplessly, feeling that he couldn't get along with him.

After performing the Buddhist technique, he stepped down from the rope, and said helplessly, "There is no Buddhist teachings in this ghost place. The evil monks are doing everything they can to make money. They are simply slandering the Buddha. I suspect that there is someone here at all. A stronghold of a devil, disguised as a Buddhist sect here..."

Zheng Wu was excited when he said it, and when he saw Wang Huai looking at him with a smile that was not a smile, he suddenly let go of his anger.

Sitting slumped on the side of the road, Zheng Wu covered his head, and said helplessly: "It's hard to lie to others, I've learned the way. This is the Buddhist gate. If there is no dragon spirit and immortal alliance to check and balance, the Buddhist gate will definitely be like this in the end."

Buddhism does not engage in production, only being enshrined by people. If there is no dragon energy to check and balance, the final scene will be just like before, becoming a huge parasite.

The existence of dragon energy is to let the Chaofan in this world have a sharp sword hanging above their heads, let them know that there is something that can easily kill them, so that they can settle down.

"Just admit it. Let's go, let's go to the sky and see what is the Buddha Kingdom in the sky?"

Stepping out, the two of them soared into the air and flew into the air.

It's just that I don't know how long they have been flying, but the distance between them and the Buddha Kingdom above their heads has always been so far, like an illusory mirage, which will never reach them.

Glancing at the ground, Zheng Wu estimated the height, and couldn't help but said, "I'm afraid this place is ten thousand feet high, but the Buddha Kingdom has never been reached. What's going on?"

"Maybe... this Buddhist kingdom does not exist. It seems that the Buddhist sect here is very arrogant, and they don't even bother to fool around, so they just created an illusion."

Zheng Wu sighed helplessly.

Although he had already been mentally prepared, he still felt quite depressed when he heard Wang Huai say this, and he became more and more disappointed in this world.

Patting Zheng Wu on the shoulder, Wang Huai said: "Don't worry, let's see again. You see, the Buddhism in this world has been rotten like this, but they can still live so well. Maybe there is something special. "

"That's all there is to it, let's take a look together."

Instead of pretending to be an ordinary person, Zheng Wu shaved off his hair, put on cassocks, and led Wang Huai all the way to a temple.

On the winding road, Zheng Wu said expectantly: "I know me. Although there are only two people in this temple, it has a high reputation. They usually help victims of disasters and reclaim fields. They have never bullied men and women. We never Start here to see if there is any possibility of saving the Buddhism in this world."

"Don't have too much hope, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment."

"Probably not, oh, it's here."

When he came to the gate of the temple, Zheng Wu knocked on the gate vigorously, waited for a while, and said to the little monk who opened the door: "This little master, we are..."

The little novice looked Zheng Wu up and down, appraised and calculated the cassock on Zheng Wu's body with piercing eyes, and came to the conclusion that "there is only one poor ghost".

With a snort through his nostrils, the little novice slammed the door shut, ignoring Zheng Wu at the door.

Covering his mouth, Wang Huai found that it was so difficult not to laugh.

Looking at the closed door, Zheng Wu said helplessly: "Maybe someone is doing a funeral, we... damn, don't lie to yourself, I can't bear it anymore!"

Seeing that Zheng Wu was about to kick the door, Wang Huai grabbed Zheng Wu and said to him, "Don't be rough so fast, I haven't finished the fun yet."

"Benefactor Wang, what do you mean? I feel that you like to have fun after taking Xinmo Pill."

"As a result of being possessed by demons, the hungry ghost merchant said that this is a normal situation, and it will be fine after a while. And I will have fun watching it later, and you can also see how good the Buddhism here is. Wouldn't it be beautiful to kill two birds with one stone?"

"...Forget it, let you try."

He took out a new set of clothes from the Najie and put it on for Zheng Wu. Wang Huai knocked on the door again, and it didn't take long before he heard the rushing sound of the door opening.

The little novice slammed the door open, almost slamming Zheng Wu's face.

Subconsciously wanting to scold, the little novice's eyes immediately caught sight of the golden cassock on Zheng Wu's body, the white jade finger ring in his hand, the nanmu fish hanging on his waist, and the silk monk shoes on the soles of his feet, and his eyes straightened instantly.

Kneeling down with a bang, the little novice hugged Zheng Wu's thigh and shouted, "Father, have you finally come to see the baby?"

"...I am a monk!" Zheng Wu shouted in disbelief.

"Can't monks have children?"

The little novice yelled so confidently that Zheng Wu was speechless for a moment.

Just as he was thinking about how to get rid of this little novice, the door of the inner room of the Buddhist courtyard was pushed open, and an elderly abbot rushed out and asked angrily: "You little immortal, what are you doing? Are you Didn't take your father and me seriously!"

Although Wang Huai wanted to bear it at first, but now he really couldn't hold it back, and covered his mouth and laughed.

But the other party's performance was not over yet.

The old abbot's vision was even more venomous, and his pair of sharp eyes saw Zheng Wu's value clearly.

Kicking the little novice away, he supported Zheng Wu and said angrily, "What kind of relatives are you messing with? This is my father!"

Wang Huai felt like he was about to burst out laughing at dinner overnight.

Zheng Wu looked at Wang Huai, who was about to become mentally retarded from laughing, and thought that if he was killed in the future, Wang Huai would not be able to eat that heart demon pill.

Wang Huai, who loves to have fun, is too hateful.

Invited into the monastery by the abbot, the old and the young hurriedly arranged guest rooms for the two and invited them to stay.

Knowing that Zheng Wu was here to ask for Buddhist teachings, the old abbot immediately showed embarrassment.

"To tell you the truth, I am proficient in Buddhism, but recently I have a disease that makes me feel uncomfortable when I talk about Buddha, so I'm afraid I won't be able to talk about it."

Wang Huai on the side flipped through the clean scriptures in the monastery, wanting to laugh more and more.

This time the Buddhist world was not in vain.

At least it was a lot of fun.

Zheng Wu was full of helplessness again, took the scriptures and looked at them for a while, and then said earnestly: "This scripture has never been turned over at first glance. You two, it is better to read more Buddhist classics at ordinary times, so as to improve the level of Buddhism. "

"Father is right." The old abbot said sincerely.

"That's right, what dad said is too right." The little novice looked at the old abbot with a full face, and then said to Zheng Wu, "Of course, what grandpa said is even more right."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ~"

Without looking back, Zheng Wu knew that Wang Huai was laughing silly again.

Waving his hands in frustration, Zheng Wu said to the two of them: "We'll stay here for a few days, just live in the guest room, and eat the same as you. Remember to call us in the morning class, that's it."

Seeing that the two hesitated to speak, Zheng Wu probably understood what the two wanted, so he took the jade wrench from his hand and handed it to the two.

"Some vulgar things are considered rewards."

This jade ring finger was collected by Wang Huai, because it is not a strange thing, and it has a certain value, so it was thrown into the ring to eat ashes, but it will come in handy today.

Zheng Wu didn't know that he was giving away something worth a thousand taels. He only saw the two monks looking surprised, holding the jade wrench and quickly returning to his room, discussing how to divide the bill.

As soon as the two entered the room, they quarreled relentlessly, and then even fought violently regardless of the relationship between father and son, which made Zheng Wu lament and Wang Huai laugh wildly.

The two fought and quarreled until midnight, and finally Zheng Wu yelled at the two of them in dissatisfaction before they settled down.

The next day, Zheng Wu got up early and was about to go to morning class. Unexpectedly, the two monks had already woken up first.

Both of them put on their best clothes and chanted sutras in front of the Buddha statue in the Daxiong Hall. They looked pious, which made Zheng Wu quite gratified.

Who said that mud can't support the wall, these two people are very good.

But the excitement didn't last long, when I saw the gate of the temple being pushed open, and a fat landlord in a fine attire walked in. Seeing the two chanting scriptures, they said: "The two masters are really pious. This year's 200 taels I gave the sesame oil money to the two of you."

"Thank you, Landlord Zhao. I have prepared some vegetarian food today, why don't Landlord Zhao have a meal together?"

Landlord Zhao glanced at the green Faku vegetables, and shook his head again and again: "No, no, take your time, I'm leaving."

Seeing Landlord Zhao leaving the money and walking down the mountain quickly, the old monk stretched his waist, moved his creaking bones and said: "This fat man, you come here once a year, are you tired? "

"And it's only 200 taels, not even half of Master Zheng's."

"Forget it, the water keeps flowing, people give it every year, at least chant scriptures and pray for blessings, it is worthy of others."

"Okay, how do you read the scriptures? I am your father, and you are my son?"

"Just read a few words casually, the Buddha will not blame us."

The old abbot picked up the vegetable bowl, saw Zheng Wu with a livid face at the door, raised his hand and said, "Master Zheng, you got up early, you have a distinguished guest coming today?"

"I always get up so early, so I can do morning classes." Zheng Wu said coldly.

"Oh, then Master Zheng, you are good at doing your homework. Have you eaten? Come and eat some."

Zheng Wu stepped forward, and when he got close, he smelled a good smell of oil, and suddenly his index finger twitched.

Picking up the chopsticks and flicking the vegetable bowl a few times, Zheng Wu saw that under the vegetable leaves was stewed soft braised pork.

The old monk and the young novice were eating meat and wine, enjoying themselves.

"Bullshit!"

Poking down the chopsticks vigorously, Zheng Wu turned around in annoyance, and saw Wang Huai who was already laughing behind him.

Clenching his fists tightly, Zheng Wu felt that he could hardly stretch himself anymore.

Pushing open the temple door, he said to Wang Huai who was behind him, "I'll take a look around, and I don't believe I can't see a better temple."

"Go slowly, Master Zheng. Puff ha ha ha!"

Zheng Wu said he would come back in the afternoon, but the next meeting was five days later.

When Zheng Wu came back, his face was ashen, and he sat on the chair in silence for a long time, and then he slammed the table and shouted: "Nonsense!"

Wang Huai was playing three-player mahjong with two monks and made a small fortune at this time.

Turning his head, he saw that the table in front of Zheng Wu had been shattered, and the old abbot beside him was about to say something when Wang Huai flicked a silver coin over him, and immediately stopped talking.

Zheng Wu let out a foul breath: "Buddhism doesn't talk about process, it just wants to follow one's heart. But the monks here are all full of wine, sex and wealth, but they don't have the so-called wisdom! Every one is entangled in karma and vulgarity. Thinking about Buddha, thinking about business in your heart! Nonsense, nonsense!"

"You used acupressure hands back then." Wang Huai said while touching the cards.

"That's the process, not the goal! Forget it, benefactor Wang, I can see that this world is full of evil spirits and heretics. We should find someone to wash this place with blood and re-establish the correct Buddhism."

Although Zheng Wu didn't notice it, Wang Huai still saw Zheng Wu's eyes were red, and wisps of devilish energy were released from his body, ready to drag Zheng Wu into the abyss at any time.

Buddhist eminent monks are not afraid of enchantment, and sometimes even need enchantment to help themselves practice.

After all, the more you are afraid of being possessed, the more likely you are to become possessed. It is better to let nature take its course, which will be smoother.

However, after all, there are risks in becoming enchanted, so it is better to become enchanted.

The old abbot and the little novice didn't know that Zheng Wu was serious, and thought that the local government was talking angry.

They dragged Zheng Wu to the card table from left to right, shuffled the cards with Wang Huai, and then said to Zheng Wu: "Oh, Master Zheng, don't do this. If you are in a bad mood, come over and rub it twice, as the saying goes 'Go twice in the card field, and the gods will not change'. We know you are pious, but this is the way of the world, what can we do?"

"That's right." The little novice also teased, "By the way, Lord Wang introduced us a new method of begging for money. Tomorrow we will go to a big restaurant. Once the money is in hand, there will be no worries."

"Wang Huai, you... well, forget it, I'll just mess around with you for a few days, and I'll see you off."

"Hehe, you're here again."

The two monks have no mana, they are just mortal bodies, so it is impossible to tell that one of the two monks in front of them is a monk in the supernatural power state, and the other is an eminent monk in the mana state.

They only saw a little liar and a log, and they didn't know that if the two joined forces, more than half of the mortals in this world could die.

There are also monks from another world watching, and the fate of the whole world hangs in the hands of the two of them.

Unfortunately, they really don't know anything.

The four of them played cards and had fun together, and they didn't stop until the sky was bright.

After sleeping until the sun was up, the two monks got up yawning. After changing their clothes, they said to Zheng Wu and Wang Huai, "Both of you, let's go together too. If we get money, we will add two to one to five, and everyone have a share."

Zheng Wu nodded coldly, and suddenly saw Wang Huai's calm face, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Pulling Wang Huai, he asked in a low voice, "Wang Huai, are you planning something?"

"It's boring to talk about it, let's take a look together."

"When will your sequelae be cured!"

"Don't care about these details, let's go and have a look together."

(End of this chapter)