Prehistoric: Senior Brother Xuanmen

Chapter 343 Give you a chance, you are useless! (ask for subscription, ask for monthly pass)
early morning
Before the sun star jumped out of Tanggu, Xuan Chengzi and Long Ji walked out of the Taoist hall respectively, and the master and apprentice came to the bank of Jinghu for morning class.

The former comprehends the formation map and the Dao, while the latter trains his body and tempers his mana.

After accepting this apprentice, in order to help her develop the habit of morning classes, Xuan Chengzi also picked up the morning classes that had been left behind for many years.

It is also a big gain for him.

The master and apprentice sat cross-legged under a big willow tree, facing the mirror lake.

The surface of the lake is as calm as a bright mirror, and when the first dawn shines, countless dazzling spots of light dance.

A breeze blows, the lake water is rippling, layers of scales rise with the wind, accompanied by the jumping sunshine, chasing and playing.

beautiful!

After finishing his morning class, Long Ji turned his head to look at the master next to him, that perfect face like a chiseled knife was even more beautiful than the scenery of lakes and mountains!
"Is there something on my face?"

Xuan Chengzi realized that his apprentice was staring at him when he woke up from samadhi, and asked curiously.

"No... no."

Long Ji turned his head in the same way, blamed himself for being careless, and changed the subject: "By the way, I brought back those two little iron-eating beasts. Master, what should you name them?"

While speaking, she stretched out her hand and called the two little iron-eating beasts who were still sleeping soundly in the gazebo.

"Choose a name..."

Xuan Chengzi looked at the two chubby little chubby guys and subconsciously thought about it.

These two little iron-eating beasts are a pair of twin brothers and sisters. They are very similar in appearance and size, and it is difficult to distinguish them at a glance.

In order to facilitate identification, Long Ji refined two small bells, one blue and one red, and hung them around their necks.

"Have it!"

Xuan Chengzi's eyes lit up, "Let's call them Storm and Flame."

"What a good name!"

Long Ji stretched out his hand to caress the two little iron-eating beasts, and said with a smile: "From today on, you two will have names. Storm, flame... not only sounds good, but also very domineering."

It just so happened that Bi Xiao floated over on an auspicious cloud, and looked at Long Ji suspiciously, "Why did you give them such a name?"

Long Ji was slightly taken aback, "Is there any question?"

Bi Xiao said with a bit of resentment: "What's the difference between this and Little Red and Little Blue? Anyway, the two of them are also spiritual beasts of our Taoism, and they deserve that kind of connotative name, so we can't be so straightforward.

For example, Yihong, Jing Yu, Jin Rong, Qing Xian, Yang Che..."

"Cough-cough-"

Xuan Chengzi coughed a little bit awkwardly, "You don't understand, flames and storms also have connotations, which are called feelings!"

Hearing this, Bi Xiao's eyes rolled, "It turns out that the two names were given by the elder brother. I said why did Long Ji keep applauding..."

He does not mean that.

Long Ji's flawless jade face instantly flushed red, and then suddenly turned pale again as if thinking of something.

Between the red and the white, many chaotic thoughts came to my mind.

Only then did the second half of Bi Xiao's sentence come into my ears, "You little girl has learned how to flatter Master now, you really have grown up."

That's what it was saying.

Long Ji heaved a sigh of relief, feeling quite alive after a catastrophe.

She forced a smile and said: "Master, please don't make fun of me. I really think these two names are catchy. Although they are a little simpler, they are also domineering and majestic."

"Anyway, it's your mount, of course you have the final say."

Bi Xiao shook his head regretfully, and tentatively said, "Do you really not think about the names I gave?"

"Not consider."

Long Ji resolutely refused, and then looked at Bi Xiao suspiciously, "Uncle, have you been reading those romance scripts again recently?"

"Let you guess right."

Bi Xiao glanced at Xuan Chengzi, then looked at Long Ji with a smile and said: "Your uncle, I plan to learn every move and a half, and strive to win the favorite Taoist partner as soon as possible."

Long Ji clenched his fist subconsciously, and then relaxed again.

For this senior uncle Bixiao, and several senior uncles who have the same thoughts as her, she has long been familiar with it.

After so many years, there is still no progress.

Give you a chance, you are useless!

Can this be learned by reading one or two volumes of romance scripts?
Thinking of this, Long Ji looked at Bi Xiao with a smile and said, "I happened to talk about this topic when I was playing chess with Master some time ago, and I heard Master said that I have reached the realm of Da Luo in my cultivation, and I need to kill the three corpses. will become indifferent..."

Bi Xiao interrupted without thinking: "That only means that they are not hot enough! Just like your father and the others, as long as the love is fierce, even if the love becomes indifferent, don't they still form a Taoist couple? Look at how happy they are..."

"Cough-cough-"

Hearing this, Xuan Chengzi couldn't help coughing twice, which made Bi Xiao very upset.

"Brother, do you think I'm wrong, or do you have a problem with me?"

"Never mind!"

Xuan Chengzi waved his hands again and again, but he recalled the scene when God Haotian asked him for advice some time ago.

The question asked by the happy and happy representative in Bi Xiao's mouth is exactly - what should I do if I lose my passion?
Xuan Chengzi noticed his words at that time.

lost!

Not lack, but loss!

It shows that the problem is already very serious.

So, everyone is a fairy with long life and long vision, and it's okay to form a Taoist couple. Isn't this just asking for trouble for yourself?

What can resist the erosion of the years?

Regarding the distress of Haotian God, Xuan Chengzi also failed to give effective suggestions.

Mainly not to say.

The Taoist partner of Haotian God on the opposite side is Yaochi Golden Mother. Although she has a good relationship with him, she not only likes to calculate, but also seems to be not very careful.

And Xuan Chengzi could think of basically to offend her, so he didn't say anything at all.

In case the couple reconciles as before, and the honey is mixed with oil, and I am not a human being inside and out.

"By the way, what is the romance script you just talked about?"

Xuan Chengzi looked at Bi Xiao and Long Ji curiously.

"do not you know?"

Bi Xiao asked a rhetorical question first, and then asked himself and answered authentically: "Yes, you haven't left Kunlun Mountain for a long time."

As she spoke, she took out a jade slip and handed it over, explaining at the same time: "Romance scripts have just become popular in recent years. It was a whim of a golden fairy who sold talismans in Tianting. Compiled things into short stories and added them to the talismans.

This method made his talisman business skyrocket.

He also found that people bought his talisman seals specifically for those small accidents, so he started this business specifically, invited many immortals to tell their experiences, and then compiled small stories, entered them into this kind of jade slips and sold them. This is called a storybook.

There are many types, such as adventure experience, cultivation experience, treasure hunting process, etc. Among them, the best-selling one is the romance story book, which is said to be very popular in Tianting, and it was sold out as soon as it came out.

I only got this one with the help of Senior Sister Jinling. "

Xuan Chengzi probably understood what was going on in his heart.

With merit coins as the transaction currency, all kinds of commodities will naturally emerge in endlessly.

It is not uncommon for such a profession to pop up suddenly now. Before that, he also saw a Taiyi Jinxian who was mysterious and enlightened setting up a fortune-telling stall in the heavenly court. He claimed to know five hundred years before and five hundred years later. If it is accurate, the compensation will be ten times, but the four gods who are in charge of the weather, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, will come to the door in turn to pluck the wool.

They are the real controllers of the climate in prehistoric places. They are not comparable to those gods of rivers and water. They set the wind volume, rainfall and so on.

Although in general they can't mess around, but it is within their authority to make some small moves.

After being plucked for a few days, the fairy god who set up a stall for fortune-telling finally couldn't take it anymore, angrily accused the lax rules of heaven, and then threw down the stall and left angrily.

"Let me see how the story is written."

As Xuan Chengzi spoke, he probed into his spiritual thoughts, and the information in the jade slips immediately appeared in his mind.

There are three stories in total, and the length is not too long, and the content is similar. Basically, they are stories about male immortals and female immortals going through hardships, from acquaintance to mutual acquaintance, from love to staying together.

Compared with the bloody harem romance dramas in Xuan Chengzi's memory, this kind of romantic essay is simply a blank sheet of paper.

"The writing style is acceptable, but the content is mediocre and not worth watching."

Xuan Chengzi gave a pertinent evaluation.

Bi Xiao took the jade slip dissatisfied, and commented: "Eldest brother, you are just a piece of wood, and it is normal that you don't know how to appreciate romance stories."

Xuan Chengzi: (●—●)
He admitted that Bi Xiao was right, isn't he just a piece of wood in this life?
While talking and laughing, a handsome white crane fluttered to the ground and turned into a boy carved in powder and jade. He greeted everyone with a smile, and then looked at Xuan Chengzi and said: "Master, let the master let you go!" You go to Yuxu Palace."

Xuan Chengzi nodded slightly, signaling to Bi Xiao and the others to go and play on their own, but with a slight shake of his own, he had arrived at the gate of Yuxu Palace.

The palace gate was open, but he still obediently greeted Ann and saluted before stepping into the Taoist palace.

Looking at the figure surrounded by the aura of chaos, Xuan Chengzi bowed down respectfully: "Disciple pays homage to Master, may Master live forever!"

"Get up."

Yuanshi Tianzun opened his eyes, and it seemed as if a thousand worlds were changing and dying in the opening and closing of his eyes.

"The reason why I called you is because the Peaceful Saint asked me to beg you. The idea you gave her before has gone wrong now, and she wants you to go to the underworld to help solve it. If you don't want to go, I will reject her for you."

Xuan Chengzi said curiously: "It's not that the disciple's idea is difficult to implement... I wonder what went wrong?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said indifferently: "You didn't consider that those are witches, and their ability to execute is lacking..."

Xuan Chengzi: (⊙o⊙)...

Why do I feel like I'm being racist?

Yuanshi Tianzun glanced at him, and then said: "After returning to the prehistoric world, they often clashed with immortals from all over the world, killing and wounding many immortals. Now the forces behind those immortals have united into the underworld to find the sage of peace. Complaint... so, do you understand?"

After listening halfway through, Xuan Chengzi understood, and nodded quickly: "I understand, I understand, this matter is indeed due to my lack of consideration, and I will go to the underworld to resolve this matter later."

After all, he was the one who came up with the idea, and it was also in exchange for the Witch Clan's withdrawal from the Human-Emperor Controversy.

Now that the battle between the emperors is over, there is something wrong with his idea, and Saint Pingxin directly approached his master Yuanshi Tianzun.

These are high-end conversations.

As a responsible Da Luo Jinxian, Xuan Chengzi still decided to solve this problem himself.

(End of this chapter)