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Chapter 1003 Xu Damao: Shazhu wants to die with me! (Please subscribe!)

Yi Zhonghai saw that Sha Zhu was unmoved and obviously had some grudge against him. Fortunately, he was prepared and took out a pack of Daqianmen cigarettes from his work clothes and handed it to him:

"Here, take this!"

Sha Zhu was stunned for a moment: "Uncle, what do you mean?"

  Yi Zhonghai laughed and stuffed the cigarette into Sha Zhu's hand:

"I bought this for you. It has a filter. Smoke it sparingly!"

  Apart from the special factor of Hua Twelve, Sha Zhu has always been soft-hearted and not hard-hearted. At this moment, he smiled while holding the cigarette, and his words were not as sarcastic as before:

"Hey, uncle, you need my help with this matter? Let me make it clear first. I am the director of a toilet. If you want me to help you steal two buckets of feces, that's no problem. If you want me to do something else, I can't help you!"

Yi Zhonghai also laughed:

"Why did I ask you to steal manure? I just thought that there was a misunderstanding between us. We haven't had a good chat for a long time. Today, I don't have much to do, so I just wanted to talk it out!"

Speaking of this, Sha Zhu's face turned a little cold again: "Misunderstanding, not necessarily!"

Yi Zhonghai didn't rush to start the conversation, but smiled and said:

"Open a box of cigarettes, and we'll smoke and talk. I'll explain everything to you."

  Sha Zhu stuffed the big front door into his work clothes and tucked it under his armpit:

"What are you smoking? Smoking is not allowed in the factory area. The office building over there can directly see this side!"

  Yi Zhonghai chuckled and pulled Sha Zhu to the flower bed east of the toilet:

"Let's sit here on the flower bed and smoke. With these flowers blocking the view, the office building won't be able to see us, so don't worry!"

  After Sha Zhu sat down, he took out half a pack of unfiltered Zhan Dou brand cigarettes from his pocket. These cigarettes cost one cent each. He immediately took out two cigarettes and handed one to Yi Zhonghai:

"Let's smoke this, it tastes good!"

Yi Zhonghai was amused by his stinginess: "Okay, I'll smoke anything!"

The two of them lit up their cigarettes and began to puff away smoke. Yi Zhonghai then said:

"Zhu Zi, over the years, how has the First Master treated you? Don't you know? You can't ruin our relationship because of one or two things. Even though the First Master has hidden something from you, it's all for your own good!"

Sha Zhu was so angry that he laughed: "Uncle, if you say that again, we will have nothing to talk about. You are holding back the money my father sent. Is this good for me?"

Yi Zhonghai said earnestly: "Is that money for you? That's the money your father gave to Yu Shui!"

"You should deduct the money for the rainwater!"

"Who am I doing that for? I admit that I favor boys over girls. I believe that girls will get married sooner or later. It's like spilled water. I've been saving this money for you. If your father hadn't come back suddenly, I would have taken out the money when Yu Shui got married and left the courtyard. Whatever I saved would be yours!"

Sha Zhu didn't believe it at all and sneered: "It sounds good!"

Yi Zhonghai said calmly: "Then let me ask you, I am a childless uncle, who should I leave the money I saved to?"

Sha Zhu took a puff of cigarette: "How would I know who you left it for?"

Yi Zhonghai patted him on the shoulder:

"Zhu Zi, I want to leave it to you. I admit that I want you to take care of me in my old age, so my house, my savings, and all the property I have earned in my life, I want to leave it to you, Zhu Zi!"

Sha Zhu was stunned. He followed Yi Zhonghai's train of thought and actually believed it, because when the deaf old lady was still alive, she had said something similar to him.

Over at the toilet, Liu Haizhong, who had just come out of the toilet, pulled up his pants and walked out of the toilet. When he turned around, he saw Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu smoking at the flower bed. After thinking for a moment, he walked over and said hello:

"That's outrageous. What are you two talking about during work hours?"

Liu Haizhong recently felt that his position in Siheyuan was precarious. Not only was he suppressed by Hua Shier in terms of prestige, but his two sons, who were beaten into obedience by him, were now showing signs of rebelling against Tiangang. He wanted to talk to Yi Zhonghai to see if they should form an alliance.

"Hey, Second Master!"

  Sha Zhu took out another Battle brand cigarette and handed it over. Liu Haizhong smiled and lit the cigarette, then took a puff with great pleasure.

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The big speaker on the telephone pole emitted an electronic sound, and then someone shouted on the radio:

"The fat guy who was smoking in front of the flower bed, don't you know the rule that smoking is not allowed in the factory area? Go to the security department and pay the five-dollar fine yourself!"

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"Silly Zhu, you are hurting me!"

Sha Zhu suppressed his laughter and said, "Look, we were all sitting and smoking, who knew you were so brave!"

Yi Zhonghai also chimed in: "Old Liu, this matter is really not Zhuzi's fault, you are too anxious!"

  Liu Haizhong threw away the cigarette angrily and stomped it out. He snorted coldly and turned away. He spent five dollars in one puff of cigarette. Where could he go to seek justice? He no longer had the heart to discuss the matter. Let's talk about it later!

When he left, Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai couldn't help laughing.

After laughing, Yi Zhonghai brought up the previous topic again: "Zhu Zi, think carefully about what the uncle said. I treat you like my own son!"

Sha Zhu's smile faded: "So when I was on a blind date, you went to my blind date's house and said bad things about me behind my back. Was that also for my own good?"

  Yi Zhonghai lowered his head and sighed:

"In this matter, Uncle Yi is indeed selfish. I know that you are a good person, Zhuzi. As long as Uncle Yi and your mother treat you wholeheartedly, you will not ignore our retirement. Uncle Yi is afraid that you will find someone with a small mind, who will not let you take care of us and divorce you."

"I was also possessed by a devil at the time. I just wanted to help you find a good woman to be your wife, so I did something wrong. I must apologize to you for this!"

Yi Zhonghai was really adaptable. After he finished speaking, he stood up and bowed to He Yuzhu.

After he finished bowing, he saw that He Yuzhu still had a complicated expression, so he simply used a big move: "I, the great uncle, kowtow to you, Zhu."

After saying that, he bent his knees and was about to kneel down.

He Yuzhu was startled and quickly supported Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle, you are going to let someone poke my spine. Okay, okay, let's just pretend that what happened in the past never happened!"

If Yi Zhonghai had made all kinds of excuses, He Yuzhu might have just laughed it off, but the other party's frankness and apology just touched He Yuzhu's soft spot.

Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed: "I knew you were a broad-minded person, Zhuzi!"

  The two reconciled and sat down to chat again. He Yuzhu smiled:

"Uncle, you always gave me advice on everything I had before. Now I have a problem too. Can you help me think of a solution?"

Yi Zhonghai was even happier, because he was afraid that He Yuzhu would say he forgave him but act distant from him. Now that he asked him questions, it proved that they were back to normal.

  He immediately patted his chest and said:

"Just tell me what's the problem. I can't guarantee whether I can help you, but I have decades more experience than you, so I'm sure I can come up with more solutions than you can!" He Yuzhu nodded, turned to look in the direction of the security department, and with a conflicted look he said what he called a 'difficult thing'!

Although he spoke hesitantly and vaguely, Yi Zhonghai still understood what Sha Zhu was worried about.

It turns out that Sha Zhu had some vague feelings for Qin Huairu. In the past, he really enjoyed flirting with her and the ambiguous atmosphere of getting along with her.

But ever since Hua Twelve started to become so powerful, He Yuzhu found that Qin Huairu's attitude towards him was much colder than before.

Especially after He Daqing came back, He Yuzhu suffered several setbacks at the hands of Hua Shier, and the title of the God of War in Siheyuan became a joke. Qin Huairu's attitude towards him became the same as that towards an ordinary neighbor.

Qin Huairu was much more affectionate to his father He Daqing than to him.

Sha Zhu believes that the root of all this lies with Hua Twelve.

It was Hua Shier who caused his status in the hospital to plummet, so he wanted Yi Zhonghai to help him reverse the situation. He didn't have any unreasonable thoughts, as long as he could go back to the way they used to be.

Yi Zhonghai was speechless after listening to this. He was a bystander and could see things clearly. This matter had nothing to do with Hua Twelve. Do you really think Qin Huairu wanted to be ambiguous with you? She just fell in love with the lunch box you brought back. Now the lunch boxes are brought by He Daqing, so of course Qin Huairu would treat He Daqing better than you.

He asked tentatively: "Zhu Zi, do you want to marry Qin Huairu?"

  Sha Zhu was startled, then looked embarrassed:

"What are you talking about, uncle? Don't talk nonsense. I'm a grown man. If I were to marry someone, I'd marry a virgin girl. Why would I marry a widow? Besides, she has three children. An old woman like that, I'm going crazy."

"Then you still care about Qin Huairu's attitude towards you?"

"Think about it, Sister Qin was so nice to me before, but now she's alienated me. What will happen to the other people in our courtyard? My position is in jeopardy!"

  Listening to He Yuzhu's explanation which sounded more like a cover-up, Yi Zhonghai smiled and nodded. He understood what He Yuzhu was thinking. He was just feeling annoyed about Qin Huairu, but was unwilling to marry a widow and wanted to have an ambiguous relationship with her. This was so shameless!

But what Sha Zhu wanted was exactly what he wanted.

  Yi Zhonghai nodded immediately:

"I understand. This is exactly why I came to see you today!"

"Zhu Zi, think about it, you were the canteen chef before, and the leaders always asked you to cook. You were the most glorious person in the canteen, but now you sweep the toilet every day, and you smell. How can Qin Huairu not despise you? I see it with my own eyes and I am worried about it. I just want to talk to you about this today!"

After hearing this, Sha Zhu nodded vigorously. He thought so too. That's right. He was annoyed by the smell of sweeping the toilet all day long. Naturally, Sister Qin would not be close to him.

Seeing that he had listened carefully, Yi Zhonghai continued, "Have you ever thought about how all this happened?"

"It's not Hua Twelve yet."

Yi Zhonghai nodded reluctantly: "That's right, but why can Hua Twelve always be better than you in the factory and in the hospital?"

Sha Zhu thought for a moment and gave an answer: "Because I can't beat him!"

  Yi Zhonghai was speechless:

"No wonder everyone calls you Shazhu. What era is this? Personal bravery doesn't matter. It's power. Because he joined the security department and has a gun on his waist, he can suppress you whether in the factory or in the yard, and you can't resist!"

Sha Zhu slapped his thigh and said, "Yeah, why didn't I think of that?"

Yi Zhonghai grinned and said, "Go slap your own thigh!"

Sha Zhu quickly apologized, and then continued to ask for advice: "So, what if I steal his gun?"

Yi Zhonghai was so frightened that the deaf old lady hadn't gone far yet. He reached out and knocked on Sha Zhu:

"I'm talking about power, not a gun. Do you understand power? The kind of power that a higher-ranking official can use to crush someone to death!"

  Sha Zhu was knocked to the point and couldn't help but become frustrated:

"I'm just a canteen cook, and now I have to clean the toilets. How can I get power? The right person to be in charge is the canteen director, but my dad has taken that position. You can't get rid of him!"

Yi Zhonghai shook his head: "You are really a piece of rotten wood. You can't get promoted, but can't you copy? How did Hua Twelve become an official? Just copy it."

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up: "Yes, uncle, let's go catch the thief at night. Otherwise, I know several pigeon cities. How about we report them to TJDB?"

Yi Zhonghai felt that Sha Zhu was not normal. If it weren’t for him, this guy would be riding his horse to his death.

"Are you stupid? They are from the security department. They are good at catching thieves and fighting criminals. They are doing meritorious service. You are just cleaning the toilet. Why are you catching thieves?"

Sha Zhu was unhappy: "Then what do you mean?"

"What I mean is that you have to learn from Hua Twelve and make achievements in your own position. As the saying goes, every profession has its top talents. Look at me, an old man. Although I made mistakes and do the work of an eighth-level worker, I only enjoy the treatment of a first-level worker. But who in the factory doesn't respect me? When there is urgent work, it is me who has to take action."

Sha Zhu nodded repeatedly with a look of admiration on his face.

Yi Zhonghai continued: "Although you sweep the toilet, you can still make achievements!"

  Sha Zhu immediately asked for advice humbly, and Yi Zhonghai gave him some advice:

"Look at that toilet. It's obviously made of red bricks. I don't know which idiot designed it. Half of the wall is covered with cross-shaped holes. It rained heavily two days ago. I came to the toilet and Director Li happened to be squatting there. The rain poured in through the holes in the wall and soaked Director Li's clothes!"

"Besides, with these cross-shaped holes, the stench of the toilet spreads out. Just imagine, it's hot, the feces inside are fermenting, and people can't walk around the toilet. Look at those people passing by there, aren't they all holding their noses with a look of pain!"

The more Sha Zhu listened, the more it made sense: "Then what should I do?"

Yi Zhonghai suggested: "Find some cement and block up all the holes. Then the environment will be better and it won't rain when it rains. When the workers give feedback, they will all speak highly of it. That means you have made achievements!"

"Once the leader sees this, he will naturally not let you clean the toilet. He will either transfer you back to the cafeteria or let you go to the workshop. If you go to the workshop, the uncle will help you make further progress. Then you will have the right to speak. If Hua Twelve wants to suppress you again, he will have to think twice!"

Sha Zhu was delighted: "Let's do it!"

There were several toilets in the steel rolling mill. The next day, Sha Zhu closed one of the toilets on the pretext of cleaning as a pilot for renovation, and then started working.

After sealing up the vents in the toilet, he became more and more satisfied as he looked at the sweaty scene. He thought of showing off his "political achievements" to his old enemy Xu Damao.

He immediately went to the security department, found Xu Damao, asked him to have a cigarette, and then forcibly dragged him to the toilet.

  Fifteen minutes later, Hua Shier was writing a document in his office when he heard a loud bang in the factory. The ground beneath his feet shook three times. He knew something had happened and rushed out with his men to check the situation. He ran into Yan Jiecheng who had come running back.

"Chief, the toilet over there exploded, and Sha Zhu and Xu Damao flew several meters high."

  In the hospital, when Xu Damao woke up, he saw Hua Shier guarding beside the bed. He complained in a trembling voice:

"Twelve, that bastard Shazhu wants to die with me."

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