A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1013 Xu Damao has a son, and the stick fell into the cesspool! (Please subscribe to the full version!)
Time flies, and it is already the second half of the year.

In the golden autumn of October, when the sweet osmanthus is fragrant, on the National Day, Hua Shier and Hua Xizi, both wearing green military uniforms, holding little red books, with happy faces, took a photo side by side to witness their love.

A banquet was set up in the courtyard that day. He Daqing cooked for ten tables himself. All the neighbors were present with their families. Leaders from the factory and apprentices from the army, such as Cai Xuemin, also came to congratulate them.

Hua Twelve is not short of money, and the banquet is all made with real ingredients, which makes all the guests enjoy themselves.

When they entered the bridal chamber at night, Hua Shier sat on the bed holding the chatterbox's hand. Just as he was about to do something, his ears suddenly moved. Then he asked the bride to wait, picked up the ladle and scooped up a ladle of cold water, walked quietly to the windowsill, suddenly opened the window and poured the water out.

Suddenly, there was chaos and screams in the darkness outside the house.

From the sound of Xu Damao being the bad guy, Sha Zhu, the Yan brothers, and the Liu brothers were all among them. They were all chilled to the bone by Hua Twelve's bucket of cold water in October.

Xu Damao's voice came: "Twelve, you are so vicious!"

Sha Zhu, Yan, Liu and others all echoed and complained bitterly, saying what it felt like to be showered with cold water in October.

Hua Twelve laughed loudly: "You haven't seen the viciousness yet, hurry up and get out of here, or I'll pour boiling water on you!"

"It's not that our army is incompetent, but that the enemy is too cunning. Brothers, retreat!"

These bastards knew that Hua Twelve liked to play tricks and kill people, and that he could do anything. They were really afraid that he would do what he said and that boiling water would be poured on them the next moment, so they immediately laughed and dispersed!

Hua Twelve turned around, closed the window, drew the curtains, and then returned to the bride. Today, he was particularly chatterboxy, showing two dimples and smiling like a butterflies:

"You are so bad!"

Hua Twelve laughed: "That's nothing, you haven't seen the worst yet!"

As he said that, he turned into a big bad wolf and pounced on the little white rabbit.

This night.

The road is long and arduous, I will search for it up and down. ——Where did this sentence come from? Anyway, it’s a bit funny!

Not long after Hua Shier got married, there was another happy event in the Siheyuan. Xu Damao, who was originally considered to be a family with no descendants, finally came back to life after a period of treatment, and made Lou Xiao'e successfully pregnant.

The moment he got the test results, Xu Damao ran out of the hospital like Fan Jin who had passed the imperial examination, got on his bicycle and rushed back. When he arrived at the courtyard, he threw the bicycle aside and jumped up and down:

"I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant!"

The whole courtyard was in an uproar, and everyone came out to see the spectacle. Sha Zhu was the first to eat melons:
"Silly man, we've all seen women get pregnant, but you might be the first man in the country to get pregnant!"

Amidst the laughter, Hua Twelve added: "Not to mention the whole country, this is the first in the world!"

Xu Damao finally reacted and laughed:
"I'm worried. Our Ezi is pregnant. You, an old bachelor who doesn't even have a wife, can just be envious!"

Sha Zhu's smile froze on his face: "Impossible, didn't you let me kick you to pieces?"

Xu Damao laughed out loud: "Twelve cured me."

He rushed over and hugged Hua Twelve: "Brother, you are my second parent!"

Hua Twelve patted his head: "Oh, good son!"

Xu Damao was not stupid, and he was not afraid of being taken advantage of. He let go of Hua Twelve and opened his arms to the chatterbox behind him: "Then she is my mother."

Just as he was about to hug him, Hua Twelve kicked him away.

Xu Damao was not angry. He was smiling and showed the medical examination report of his daughter Lou Xiaoe to each of his neighbors.

Suddenly Qin Huairu asked, "Xu Damao, where is your Lou Xiaoe?"

Xu Damao turned around to look and slapped his head: "Oh, I was so happy that I left my daughter in the hospital."

After saying that, he turned around and ran back, picked up his bicycle and rushed out of the courtyard.

The neighbors laughed continuously. Hua Twelve shook his head and sighed: "It's not his fault. As the old saying goes, pregnancy makes people stupid for three years!"

The laughter got louder, and Chatterbox patted Hua Twelve's shoulder with a smile: "Is that what you said to a gentleman?"

Hua Twelve hugged his wife and said, "Let's go home and make a little man!"

This sentence made the men in the yard laugh and the woman blushed.

After the two entered the house, He Daqing also pulled Qin Huairu and said, "Let's go home too!"

Qin Huairu chased He Daqing and started beating him, and laughter broke out in the yard.

In addition to the happy events in the Siheyuan, there were also happy events in the factory. At the end of the year, Zhang Xuejun found a partner and held a wedding with Men San and Yu Li.

Hua Shier, as the leader of Zhang Xuejun and Men Saner, served as the witness. After reading a passage from the red book, he said a few words of blessing and auspiciousness.

Men San'er's partner is Yu Li, which moved Yan Jiecheng, who attended the wedding, so much that he burst into tears and cried that day!
In fact, Yan Jiecheng also found a partner, but this time the one he found was not as pretty as Yu Li. Because his reputation was not very good, the girl who went on a blind date with him asked someone about it, and a group of old ladies who liked to gossip around the courtyard dug up all the secrets of the Yan family.

When I went to the unit to inquire, whether it was the previous security department or the forging workshop where Yan Jiecheng worked now, the answer I got was that this person was stingy and timid, and loved to take advantage of others.

It’s not that colleagues say bad things about Yan Jiecheng behind his back, it’s mainly because he is too stingy, doesn’t know how to maintain relationships, and likes to take advantage of his colleagues. After working for half a year and working in two departments, he hasn’t made a single friend. In this situation, who would be willing to tell lies for him?

Therefore, it was impossible for Yan Jiecheng to find a good girl. The ones who would fall in love with him were all ugly or not very good-looking.

The current partner can be described in three words: short, stout and fat. Although the Yan family doesn't like him, they can't say anything about it now. They don't have the right to choose their daughter-in-law, so they can only grit their teeth and agree.

By 1965, there were a few more new lives in the courtyard than two years ago.

Among them, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e gave birth to a son who can now run around, although he is not very stable yet. The couple walks the child in the yard whenever they have time.

Huaxiazi gave birth to a daughter to Hua Shier.

At first, Chatterbox was not very happy. As a woman, she was influenced by the inherent ideas and had a tendency to favor boys over girls. But Hua Twelve was very happy and said that a daughter was a father's little cotton-padded jacket, which made his wife happy. Especially since this little cotton-padded jacket was a little leaky, when Hua Twelve held the child for the first time, she was peeped all over by the baby girl, which made Chatterbox laugh so hard.

Sha Zhu is still a bachelor. Without the interference of Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai, this guy still can't find a wife.

Originally, Qin Huairu wanted to introduce Qin Jingru from the original plot to Sha Zhu, but this proposal was rejected by He Daqing. Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru are cousins, and they are the bridge between them and his son. He would rather lose face than let them do this.

Every time he saw Xu Damao and Hua Shier showing off their children, Sha Zhu would have an envious and jealous look on his face. He felt that a real man should be like this and he wished he could take their place.

Unfortunately, he never had this opportunity. The only time he had the chance to call him silly dad, now people just call him silly brother.

In the courtyard, there is one person who has changed the most, and that is Bang Geng.

Jia Zhang's acquisition of the Ten-Year Bitter Kiln made all the neighbors in the courtyard sigh, but it had little impact. The only person affected by this was probably Bang Geng.

Banggeng had basically no shortcomings before, except that he didn't like to study, was always fond of fighting, was impolite, and was ungrateful. But this time, after going out with Jia Zhang for half a month, he has changed a lot after coming back.

Jia Zhang took Bang Geng on a "self-driving tour" to Qinhuangdao. When they came across a market along the way, in order to appease her grandson, she bought him whatever he wanted to eat. Every time she bought a lot of Bang Geng's favorite food and took it with her on the road.

Although I haven't been away from home for a long time, I have developed a habit of eating too much.

This is what they mean: it is difficult to learn good things, but it is easy to learn bad things!

Although Banggeng was greedy before, he knew his family's situation and still had some self-control. But now that the valve is open, he can't stop himself. He feels that it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality.

After living with Jia Zhang for more than ten days, where he could buy whatever he wanted and eat whatever he wanted, Banggeng could no longer control his greed when he returned to the courtyard.

He pestered Qin Huairu to buy him donkey rolls, Golden Rooster biscuits, Cuban candy, red shrimp cakes, White Rabbit, maltose, and Arctic Ocean drinks. If she didn't give him the money, he would roll on the ground and cry and pee.

Qin Huairu thought her son and Jia Zhang had suffered, and out of heartache, she bought him some twice. But not only did he eat the Banggeng all by himself and not give any to his sister Xiaodang, he even asked for more the next day after he finished eating it. If she didn't give him any, he would roll on the ground and cry.

This time Qin Huairu didn't tolerate him anymore and simply ignored him.

When Banggeng's crying went futile, he went to look for He Daqing. In order to get some food and drink, he kept calling him "Dad" and fooled Comrade He into smiling from ear to ear. After that, he would buy snacks for this cheap son to make him happy.

Hua Shier asked Lao He behind his back, "When you and Qin Huairu have your own child, will you buy the same for your own son?"
Old He glared and said, "How can that be possible? Wouldn't that spoil the child?"

Hua Twelve rolled his eyes. It seemed that He Daqing also understood the principle that spoiling a child is like killing him. It was obvious that his adopted son was not important in his heart.

Banggeng's good days lasted for more than a year. Recently, Qin Huairu stopped Lao He from spending money on Banggeng.

It wasn't that Qin Huairu had just discovered it, but Bai Lianhua was pregnant. Her maternal love was rising, but not for Bang Geng. The cook's family had money, but she couldn't spend it indiscriminately. She had to save some money for the two little guys in her belly.

That’s right, she was pregnant with two babies. He Daqing asked Hua Twelve to take a look, and the latter found out by taking her pulse.

The old tree in front of the door grew new buds, and the dead trees in the yard bloomed again. He Daqing and Qin Huairu were so happy that their motherly love for Banggeng gradually began to shift.

Since Old He had run out of money, Bang Geng set his sights on He Yushui and He Yuzhu.

He Yushui has found a partner and she doesn’t even have enough money to spend, so why would she care about her cheap brother?

Shazhu bought snacks for Banggeng a few times out of consideration for their past relationship, but the kid didn't know when to stop. He kept asking for more after he finished eating, and it was a bit endless, so Shazhu refused to buy for him.

Banggeng knew that Shazhu was rich, and when he saw that he was not given money to spend, he used to call him brother, but now he stopped calling him and just called him Shage again. The latter caught him and kicked him hard twice, so he went to find Qin Huairu crying to seek justice for him.

Although Qin Huairu's maternal love began to shift, Banggeng was still the apple of her eye. She immediately protected him and went to find Shazhu without asking why:

"Zhu Zi, I know you have a problem with me, but you can't take it out on me."

Sha Zhu turned around and left. The two calls of "Mom" were like knives that stabbed his heart and made him feel sad. "Sister Qin, you can't do this. It's been two years and you're still whipping the corpse!"
Seeing that she couldn't persuade Sha Zhu, Qin Huairu turned around and whispered to He Daqing. Old He was a womanizer, and during the meal, he said something harsh to Sha Zhu to vent his anger on his concubine and adopted son. This made Sha Zhu, her biological son, so angry that he threw the bowl and chopsticks and refused to eat.

Bang Geng saw that someone was helping him, so he immediately smiled and turned around to find Sha Zhu and said directly:
"Silly Zhu, you've seen it all, right? Father He loves me. If you don't buy me food, I'll say you're bullying me!"

Without Qin Huairu's charming aura, Shazhu's feet are off the ground, the virus is shut down, and his smart IQ is back on top.

He finally saw the true face of this ungrateful bastard.

As long as Sha Zhu doesn't become obsessed with the beauty of his former sister Qin, now his stepmother, no one can take advantage of him.

He immediately laughed, took out a dollar and gave it to Banggeng, letting him spend it as he pleased.

When Huitou Banggeng happily went out to buy something, he was put in a sack. Not only was his money robbed, he was also kicked. In the end, both he and the sack were thrown into the toilet.

That toilet was the public toilet outside the courtyard. It was not deep to begin with, and the manure had just been emptied out, leaving only a layer of fresh stuff. Banggeng fell directly into the manure pit in his cotton coat, and took the sack off himself, crying loudly.

In the women's restroom, the second auntie was using the toilet. She had eaten too much cornmeal recently and her stool was a little dry. Suddenly, she heard a plop and then a wolf howl from the bottom of the toilet. She thought some maggot had been born and she was so scared that she immediately defecated and ejaculated all over her body and face. When the latter realized what was on her face, she fainted.

The second aunt was also shocked. After the flow was cleared, she rushed out without even having time to pull up her pants:

"Ghost! There's a ghost in the toilet!"

Xu Damao and Hua Shier, who were showing off their children to each other in the yard, heard that the toilet was haunted. They quickly gave their children to their wives and ran out with everyone to watch the fun. Only then did they discover that it was a stick that fell into the toilet.

Hua Shier and Xu Damao turned around and left. Both of them were smart. They were cadres. If they waited any longer and went down to rescue the people, what would they do if someone asked them to take the lead?

The two of them didn't even go back to the hospital. They went straight to the factory to work overtime and patrol. On the way back to the factory, Xu Damao felt sorry: "There were too many people just now. If there is no one here, we can go to the toilet!"

Hua Twelve burst out laughing: "Just go ahead and insult me!"

Ten minutes later, the two men came back. Well, they were on patrol. It took them more than ten minutes to walk to the steel mill. These two guys patrolled really fast.

Banggeng had been rescued by He Daqing at this time. Both the father and son were covered in unidentified objects, but Banggeng was still unconscious. Qin Huairu was crying so miserably.

Xu Damao reminded: "This is a ghost, otherwise why would a good person jump into the toilet, hurry up and drink the golden soup"

Hua Twelve was as if he had seen a god. He quickly stayed away from this guy. What a mean guy. It’s just that he snatched your son’s snacks and pushed the child down a few days ago. What’s the big deal? But I like it!

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