A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1025 Don’t blame me then! (Please subscribe to the full version!)
Seeing Bao Longxing faint at the critical moment, Hua Twelve certainly couldn't let him stay out of it, so he asked Xu Baijiu to bring a bucket of cold water and pour it directly on Bao Longxing's face. The effect was very obvious, and the latter fluttered and sat up:
"It's raining, collect the clothes!"

Hua Twelve was speechless. It was indeed Master Xing’s style. He said at the side:

"My lord, now that you are awake, let's quickly deal with the situation at hand!"

Bao Youwei also squatted down beside Bao Longxing and asked with concern:
"Uncle Thirteen, are you okay?"

Bao Longxing also came back to his senses at this time, looked around, and immediately remembered what happened just now. He pointed at Hua Twelve with trembling hands:
"You are so vicious. I fainted, but you didn't let me go."

He tilted his head and said, "Ah, I feel dizzy again."

As soon as she finished speaking, she fell into Bao Youwei's arms, and kept winking at her nephew, asking him to drag her away quickly, obviously wanting to stay out of it.

Bao Youwei understood what he meant and tried to run while dragging Bao Longxing, but no matter how hard he tried he couldn't move him. Then he saw Hua Shier holding one of Bao Longxing's calves and smiling at him.

Master Qi stamped his feet anxiously: "Now someone has died, and Chang Wei is the son of the admiral, what should we do?"

Hua Shier pretended to care about Bao Longxing and approached him and asked:

"Master Bao, are you okay? Master Bao, what did you say? Ah, you said that Chang Wei had clear evidence of murder and should be executed on the spot."

Bao Longxing stopped pretending and jumped up: "I didn't say that. If you say that again, I'll sue you for defamation!"

Xu Baijiu looked at his friend and brother in silence, walked over to act as a peacemaker, and whispered:
"Stop messing around, both of you. If Chang Wei is really the son of the admiral, then this matter will become a big deal. Come up with a solution quickly!"

Bao Longxing spread his hands and said, "What can I do? No matter how I think about it, I'm doomed. How about we escape overnight?"

Hua Shier whispered, "Don't even think about it. If you don't have this official uniform, the admiral will directly frame you for the crime. Not only will you be wanted, but he will also send hundreds of assassins to hunt you down at any time. Do you believe it? With this official uniform, I can still help you block it."

Just when Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei were panicking, Hua Twelve gave his own advice:

"The best plan for now is to seize the initiative and make this case an ironclad case while the admiral has not reacted. The court will open tonight and the verdict will be made tonight. It would be best if Chang Wei is killed tonight. By then, it will be too late for the admiral to turn the tables!"

Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei, uncle and nephew, looked at each other and nodded heavily. The former said, "Great!" The latter praised, "I told you you were vicious!"

At the Wumeng government office, after the drums were beaten, the servants on both sides shouted in unison: "Mighty!"

Bao Longxing sat in the hall, Bao Youwei stood beside him, Hua Shier and Xu Baijiu sat with a group of yamen runners. The former slammed the gavel:

"Bring the victims, bring the witnesses, bring the victims, bring the criminals."

Originally, they should have been called to the hall one by one, but due to the urgency of the matter, they were all called at once.

The victim was Mr. Qi, the witnesses were Madam Qi and the servant Lai Fu, the victim was Lai Xi's body, and the criminal was Chang Wei, who had his limbs broken and was now unconscious from the pain.

As soon as Master Qi entered the courtroom, he cried and complained, "Sir, this Chang Wei seduced my wife and killed my servant Lai Xi. You have to take care of this for me!"

Bao Longxing pointed at Madam Qi and said, "Madam Qi, what do you say?"

Madam Qi was crying like a pear blossom in the rain: "My lord, it was Chang Wei who seduced me. He was young, handsome, and strong, and he could last for half an hour. I couldn't resist the temptation for a while."

Hua Twelve was speechless. This woman was so tough and said whatever she wanted.

Master Qi's face turned black: "He, tui, you are shameless!"

Bao Longxing slammed the gavel and said, "Nonsense, Madam Qi, shut up!"

Hua Shier nodded secretly. This was what an official should do. How could he allow people to act like this?

Then Bao Longxing scolded Madam Qi: "I asked you to confess, not to lie. How could it take half an hour?"

Hua Twelve retracted his previous thought and said helplessly to Xu Baijiu, who also had a gloomy face:

"This guy is hopeless!"

In the hall, Madam Qi nodded vigorously: "It's true."

Bao Longxing: “I don’t believe it”

Hua Twelve couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted, "Sir, this is not the point, ask about the case!"

Bao Longxing finally realized that he was still in the hall, and smiled awkwardly at Hua Twelve: "Actually, I don't believe that there is anyone as powerful as me!"

Tsk~~!

The nonsensical plot is so nonsensical that at this moment, everyone in and out of the hall, even the victim, Mr. Qi, was frowning.

Hua Twelve Dynasties Bao Longxing raised his middle finger. He would feel unhappy if he didn't rely on this guy!
Although Bao Longxing didn't understand this gesture, he knew it was definitely not a good intention. He was not one to suffer a loss, so he directly returned the same gesture to Hua Twelve:

"Go ahead and be envious!"

He finally came back to normal after he finished speaking:
"Madam Qi, what I want you to talk about is not the time issue, but the issue of Chang Wei killing Lai Xi!"

Madam Qi started to cry: "I didn't expect that he would kill someone with just one move."

Bao Longxing turned to Lai Fu, who said, "Lai Xi went into the study first. As soon as I entered, I saw Chang Wei beating Lai Xi."

Hua Shier felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this line.

Bao Longxing pointed at the unconscious Chang Wei and said, "Chang Wei, did you beat Lai Xi to death? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent. Three, two, one, come here, he has consented, sign it for him!"

Bao Youwei hurried forward and picked up the confession that had been written in advance. It mainly stated that Chang Wei had an affair with Madam Qi and was discovered by the servant Lai Xi. The former killed Lai Xi to silence him. Then he walked over and picked up Chang Wei's deformed arm, pressed the ink with his thumb, and then poked it on the confession. Done!

Pee pee!

Hua Shier made a sound to attract Bao Longxing's attention, then he raised his palm and made a downward cutting motion, indicating that he should kill it quickly. If he was not killed after being crippled, he would be left to breed maggots!
Bao Longxing understood. After all, they had discussed this before. He pronounced the verdict in court: "The evidence is irrefutable that Chang Wei killed Lai Xi, and he himself has no objection."

Chang Wei: Wake me up if you dare!

Bao Longxing continued: "I hereby pronounce the verdict."

At this time, a yamen runner hurriedly walked in from outside and said, "Sir, lawyer Fang Tangjing is outside seeking to see you. He said that he was entrusted by the Chang family to handle the Chang Wei murder case."

Fang Tangjing was Bao Longxing's old enemy. He bullied him because he was only a ninth-rank candidate for county magistrate. He never took him seriously and even mocked him as a dog. When Bao Longxing heard that this guy was coming, he suddenly laughed:

"He is too late. I hereby sentence Chang Wei to be executed immediately."

At this time, there was a commotion outside, and someone shouted, "Spare his life, I have new evidence."

From the noise, someone was already coming in from the yamen gate.

Bao Longxing was startled and waved his hand, saying, "Quick, take Chang Wei in and lock him up in a cell first."

It was absurd to try the prisoner while he was still unconscious and have him sign his name. He was afraid of being caught.

Two yamen runners carried Chang Wei and ran away. As soon as they got rid of a lawyer, they rushed in with several bodyguards:

"Sir, I have evidence regarding Chang Wei's case!"

This lawyer was Fang Tangjing in the original plot. Hua Shier seemed to have seen him in some pornographic movie. Well, his roommate watched it, and he just glanced at him five, six, seven or eight times. He was a gentleman.

Bao Longxing looked impatient: "There is irrefutable evidence that Chang Wei committed murder. I have already made the verdict. Fang Tangjing, remember to come earlier next time!"

Fang Tangjing laughed and began to threaten: "Sir, you don't even look at the evidence. This is taking human life lightly. Think about it carefully. Are you going to look at this evidence or not?"

"This." Bao Longxing felt that he was being manipulated by this guy again, and said unhappily: "Where is the evidence? Show it to us!"

"The evidence is in the back hall!"

Fang Tangjing smiled and pointed backwards: "Your Excellency will surely be satisfied after reading this!"

Bao Longxing didn't know what he was up to: "Okay, let's look at the evidence first!"

He called his nephew Bao Youwei, and the two brothers Xu Baijiu and Hua Twelve, to the back hall and asked, "Where is the evidence?"

"In the adults' bedroom?"

"You guys are not going to arrange an Oiran for me to test me, are you? I'm not afraid of tests."

Bao Longxing talked nonsense and walked to his bedroom in the yamen. He pushed the door open and was blinded by a dazzling silver light. The room was filled with silver ingots.

Fang Tangjing smiled wickedly: "Sir, thirty thousand taels of silver, is this evidence sufficient?"

"Enough." Bao Longxing was speechless. Hua Twelve kicked him from behind and he immediately came to his senses:
"That's bullshit! Murder. No matter how much money you give me, I won't change the sentence. Just give up on this idea. My heart hurts so much!"

Bao Longxing was almost drooling at the sight of the silver, and everyone could see why he was heartbroken.

Fang Tangjing smiled and said:
"Your Excellency has misunderstood. I am not asking you to change the sentence, but to temporarily spare Master Chang's life. Admiral Chang Kun's mother is already 97 years old this year, and she only has one grandson, Chang Wei. As long as you allow the old lady to see her grandson tonight and execute him tomorrow, all the silver will be yours!"

Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei both looked surprised: "Is it so easy to make money?"

Fang Tangjing clapped his hands: "It's so easy to make money!"

Bao Longxing pondered and said, "I respect the old and love the young the most. Although I am impartial and clean as a mirror, the elderly should be considerate. Oh, I am a little sleepy. Youwei, please see me out."

Obviously this was a promise. Fang Tangjing smiled and waved his hand: "Then I will go and inform the old man of the good news. Goodbye!"

Hua Shier originally wanted to get rid of Chang Wei as soon as possible, but Fang Tangjing's appearance reminded him of the original plot. The person who came tonight should be Admiral Chang Kun himself.

He suddenly had a bold idea. Chang Kun was not a good guy either. It would be better to find an opportunity to do it together. It would also be considered as killing the evildoer, so he did not object.

But as soon as Fang Tangjing left, Hua Twelve whispered to remind him: "Sir, you forgot that Chang Wei has been beaten to a cripple. If the Chang family saw this, they would definitely make things difficult for you."

Bao Longxing slapped his head and said, "Oh, why did I forget about this? No, it was you who beat Chang Wei."

"I am following the orders of the Lord!"

"No, when did I ever order you to cripple Chang Wei?"

"I am just a small constable. How dare I hit the son of the admiral without your order? Sir, do you think Chang Kun would think so?"

The more Bao Longxing thought about it, the more scared he became: "What should I do? No, I have to return the money. Oh, I feel bad!"

Thinking that the money he had earned was about to be lost, Bao Longxing covered his chest with his hands, looking very sad.

Hua Twelve whispered: "I have a plan. Take the money. As for Chang Kun being crippled, we can use a different method to divert the hatred."

At midnight, outside a cell where two unconscious prisoners were held.

Hua Twelve, who was dressed as a jailer, held a lantern and nodded to the group of people behind him. Then he pointed at a person with deformed limbs in the cell and said:
"Everyone, this is Master Chang Wei."

Among the group of people, there was a man with a hooded head and an unclear face. When he saw Chang Wei in the cell, he was so excited that his whole body trembled.

Fang Tangjing shouted, "How did Master Chang Wei become like this? Who broke his limbs?"

Hua Shier held the lantern in his left hand, with his right hand hanging down. He took advantage of the moment when no one was paying attention and sent an invisible finger force into the cell. The unconscious prisoner on the other side of Chang Wei suddenly jumped up, opened his arms, and yelled:
"Ahhh"

Hua Twelve immediately pointed at him and shouted, "Leopard Head, how could you beat someone to a cripple? Aren't you afraid that I will report you to the police?"

That man was none other than Leopard Head Lei Bao. At the wedding banquet, Hua Twelve hit him on the back of the head with a chair and he fell into a coma. He was awakened by the One Finger Zen. His memory was still stuck in the time before he fell into a coma. He thought he was attacked by someone, so he screamed loudly when he woke up. Because of his headache, his mind was in a daze. When he heard this, he thought it was the victim he had beaten before who came to visit him. He yelled angrily without even understanding the situation:
"I am the official!"

"I am the most powerful detective in the Six Gates of the capital, Leopard Head Lei Bao. I will beat anyone I want to beat, and no one can control me."

Hua Twelve gave him a thumbs up: "Good man, dare to do and dare to take responsibility!"

He quickly looked behind him helplessly and said, "Everyone, you saw it, he did it!"

He then shouted outside the cell: "Hurry up, someone is coming! Lei Bao is hurting someone!"

Xu Baijiu and his men rushed over and opened the cell. Lei Bao still wanted to resist, but Hua Shier kicked him in the crotch, forcing him to bend over in pain. Then Hua Shier jumped up and punched Lei Bao in the back of the head, knocking him out again!

When dragging Lei Bao away, Hua Twelve said to Fang Tang Jing: "Although Master Chang was beaten and disabled, he is a death row prisoner after all. You can talk here, but you can't take him away!"

After saying that, he led his men back to give them space to talk. It was thirty thousand taels, and he couldn't let them spend it in vain.

Hua Shier took his men away and the space was freed up, but Chang Wei was still unconscious, so there was nothing to talk about.

The man in the cloak took off his cloak, revealing the face of a middle-aged man. It was Chang Wei's father, Chang Kun.

Several men who were proficient in martial arts came forward to examine the young master, then turned around and reported:
"Sir, the young master is safe, he is just temporarily unconscious. Although all his limbs are broken, if the bones are reconnected within three days, there is still hope for recovery."

Chang Kun's face was grim: "Lei Bao, Bao Longxing, Qi family, after this, I want them all dead"

That night, Hua Shier and Xu Baijiu did not go home, but spent the whole night in the classroom. When they woke up the next day, they heard the sound of drums outside, indicating that the court was about to begin.

When they rushed over, they saw Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei, who looked sleepy, also rushing over from the backyard.

Xu Baijiu asked curiously, "You are here, so who was in the hall before?"

Several people hurried to the front hall and saw the upright county magistrate, Mr. Chen, sitting under the plaque with the words "Fair and Honest". Bao Longxing was surprised and said:
"Sir, your hemorrhoids healed so quickly?"

Lord Chen snorted coldly: "Bao Longxing, what case are you judging? Chang Wei's case has been overturned by me and will be re-examined today!"

In the hall, Fang Tangjing smiled sinisterly and said:

"Sir, Bao Longxing accepted a bribe of 30,000 taels of silver from a merchant named Qi. The evidence is in his bedroom in the back hall."

Bao Longxing was dumbfounded: "You you you"

Fang Tangjing grinned: "You're done, haha!"

There was an old man sitting on a royal chair at the side of the hall. He slapped the armrest and said, "Master Chen, it seems that our son Chang Wei was framed by someone else!"

Bao Longxing stared at the old man with wide eyes: "Are you Chang Kun?"

The guards behind the old man shouted, "How dare you, a mere ninth-rank deputy county magistrate, call the admiral by his name!"

Lord Chen immediately took people to the back to check the evidence. There was solid evidence that Bao Longxing accepted silver, and he was arrested on the spot. After returning, Chang Wei was pronounced not guilty in court. Bao Longxing and all the Qi family members were arrested and imprisoned for separate trial.

Bao Longxing was terrified at this time, and so was Bao Youwei. Xu Baijiu had a worried look on his face, but he could do nothing.

At this time, Hua Twelve finally had enough of the show and stood up with a smile on his face:

"Is that how you play it? Then don't blame me."

(End of this chapter)