A hundred flavors of life
Chapter 1033 Heading to Renjia Town!
Chapter 1033 Heading to Renjia Town! (Please order the full version!)
Jingle Bell!
Every time the Taoist rang the bell, the row of zombies behind him took a big leap forward. Seeing that they were getting closer and closer to where the few people were hiding, Bao Longxing was eager to try:
"Second brother, let's do it!"
Hua Twelve nodded: "Okay, I say one, two, three and then everyone will come together!"
Bao Longxing, Xu Baijiu, and Leopard Head nodded at the same time!
"one!"
"two!"
"three!"
"Ah!" Bao Longxing rushed out alone, and no one else moved!
Bao Longxing rushed to the Taoist priest, startling the four-eyed Taoist priest. He drew out a peach wood sword and pointed it at Bao Longxing:
"It's a dark and windy night in the deep mountains and old forests. You are sneaking around alone. Are you a human or a demon?"
"This officer."
Bao Longxing was about to speak when he suddenly grasped the point: "One person?"
He looked around and found that he was the only one there. His face suddenly fell: "Do you believe me when I say I'm lost?"
Taoist priest: "Guess whether I believe it or not!"
Bao Longxing: "Guess whether I believe it or not!"
Taoist priest:"."
On the other side, Hua Twelve looked at the two people beside him, a little puzzled: "It's understandable that my eldest brother didn't fall for it, but when did you become so smart, Leopard Head?"
Lei Bao was confused: "Sir, your words are very profound. I don't quite understand what you are saying. What do you mean by being fooled? Are you praising me or insulting me?"
Xu Baijiu reminded: "He was asking why you didn't rush out with Bao Longxing!"
Lei Bao was even more confused: "Sir, didn't you say one, two, three and then we all attack together?"
Hua Twelve nodded: "Yes, then why didn't you rush out?"
Lei Bao said calmly: "You said one, two, three, but you haven't said then!"
Hua Twelve and Xu Baijiu were speechless. The former laughed and said, "You are really smart!"
"My mother said the same thing to me, hehe!"
As the three of them turned around while talking, they found that while they were talking nonsense, Bao Longxing and the four-eyed Taoist priest had disappeared. Originally, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and they could see the situation in the mountains clearly, but in the time it took to say two sentences, the mountains were already filled with fog.
It would be understandable that Bao Longxing's location could not be seen clearly due to the rising fog, but the weird thing was that there was not even any sound.
"Something is wrong!" Xu Baijiu is good at solving cases and is very meticulous, so he can spot anything unusual at the first sight.
Hua Shier waved his hand and said, "Let's go out and take a look first!"
The three men came out of their hiding place and walked forward more than twenty steps. This distance should be the position where Bao Longxing stopped the four-eyed Taoist priest, but now there was nothing but thick fog.
Leopard Head: "What's going on? Whose steamed buns are so smoky?"
Hua Twelve was speechless: "How did you get into this team of detectives?"
Leopard Head held out his big hand: "Five hundred taels of silver, and you can fight."
It turns out that this person bought his position with money!
"Bao Longxing, Bao Longxing!"
Xu Baijiu shouted twice, but no one answered.
Suddenly, women's laughter was heard in the fog. After a while, three graceful women came out of the fog, chasing and playing.
The first woman was wearing a red dress, very beautiful, holding a lantern in her hand and walking quickly in front: "Hehehe, come and chase me."
Behind him, two equally beautiful girls in the mist chased after him, laughing and saying, "Sister, wait for us."
Suddenly, the woman in red clothes stumbled and fell to the ground. Coincidentally, she was crawling in front of Hua Twelve and the others. When she fell, her red clothes were scratched by the grass and trees beside her. When she fell, there was a "swish" sound, and the thin gauze dress on her body was torn apart, revealing her beautiful upper body.
The lantern in her hand fell to the ground, but it did not go out, which just happened to illuminate her beauty clearly, which was indescribably tempting in the eyes of the three men.
"what"
The woman screamed, and then found that there were other people, especially three men. She quickly sat up and covered her brother with her hands:
"Don't look, there are other people here."
A look of vigilance appeared in Xu Baijiu's eyes.
Hua Shier and Leopard Head were watching with great interest, especially Lei Bao, the desire in his eyes was almost overflowing.
"Who are you?"
The two younger sisters who caught up from behind protected their older sister. There was not much fear on their faces, but they seemed eager to try.
Xu Baijiu asked back, "I should be the one asking you this. Who are you? It's so late at night and it's dangerous for three of us grown men to be in the mountains. How come you three weak women are here?"
The woman who had fallen to the ground before said softly:
"Sir, my name is Lingling, and they are my sisters Zhenzhen and Aiai. We sisters live in Renjia Town on the other side of the mountain!"
Another woman said, "Our family is very wealthy and we have built a separate courtyard in this mountain. Today, I will follow my clan members into the mountain to worship our ancestors and stay in the separate courtyard!"
The third woman said, "Because our elders are good at arithmetic, they predicted that we would meet our destined person in the mountains tonight, so we came out to try our luck, but we didn't expect to actually meet him!"
Xu Baijiu remained silent and remained vigilant. Hua Twelve felt amused. Did he think I had never read Journey to the West?
Leopard Head waved his hand and said, "I don't understand what you are talking about. I will just tell you how much you want to spend for one night. Why are you talking so much nonsense? I hate these tricks the most. In the end, you still want money!"
The third girl: “.”
Xu Baijiu couldn't help but smile, and Hua Twelve simply laughed out loud: "Let me make it clear that my elder brother and I are both serious people, and we won't date prostitutes!"
Lei Bao stroked his curly beard and grinned foolishly: "That's great, I want all three. Hey, you three, tell me how much you want, hahahaha!"
The three women were stunned for a moment, and the red-dressed woman who fell to the ground quickly explained: "We are not selling ourselves, we are..."
Lei Bao was pleasantly surprised. Before she could finish, he waved his hand and said, "Don't worry. If I don't pay you after I'm done playing, it won't count as selling you!"
Hua Shier felt that it was almost time, and suddenly there was a sword in his hand. It was the Qingming Sword seized from Li Mubai. A sword light flashed, and three heads flew up. The three women fell to the ground in an instant and turned into three corpses.
Lei Bao and Xu Baijiu were both shocked. They didn't expect Hua Shier to kill so easily.
But the next moment, both of them widened their eyes, and saw that after the three women died, their bodies fell to the ground, and within a few breaths, they began to change, and finally changed from human form to three beheaded foxes. The fur of these three foxes, one red and two yellow, was the same color as their clothes before.
Xu Baijiu and Lei Bao were both surprised and asked, "It's actually a vixen?"
Hua Twelve laughed and said, "What else? A beautiful woman who appeared in the mountains in the middle of the night, what else could she be but a fairy?"
In fact, whether it was the fog or the illusion of the three fox spirits, nothing could be hidden from Hua Twelve's eyes from the beginning. His Erlang Shen Eyes had the ability to "break illusions and illuminate monsters", which was the nemesis of this kind of monsters.
Just now, in the eyes of Xu Baijiu and Lei Bao, there were three beautiful women posing coquettishly, but in the eyes of Hua Twelve, they were just three foxes twisting around and speaking human words. If an ordinary person had his perspective, he would definitely feel indescribably weird and terrifying.
Once the three foxes died, the fog dissipated. Xu Baijiu and Lei Bao were surprised to find that they were still in their previous hiding place and did not follow Bao Longxing out.
At this time they quickly looked towards Bao Longxing, and saw that twenty steps away, Bao Longxing was holding a yellow fox and chewing it, while a bespectacled Taoist priest was squatting on the ground watching the show with a playful look on his face.
Seeing the fox's two claws stretching out towards Bao Longxing's back and grabbing it fiercely, Hua Shier was about to rescue him when he saw the four-eyed Taoist priest move and kill the fox with one strike of the peach wood sword.
As soon as the fox died, Bao Longxing became anxious: "Damn Taoist priest, why did you kill Ah Hua? I will fight you to death!"
At this time, Hua Twelve and the other two came out, and the former shouted, "Ah Xing, take a closer look at what Ah Hua is!"
"I rely on!"
Bao Longxing looked down and jumped back in an instant. He saw a huge fox almost as tall as him on the ground. It was sticking out a half-foot long tongue and blood was coming out of its mouth.
"I, it, just now?"
Bao Longxing pointed at his own tongue and then at the fox's tongue.
Hua Twelve and his thirteen companions, along with the bespectacled Taoist priest, nodded with sympathy.
Bao Longxing turned around and started vomiting.
Hua Twelve took two steps forward and bowed to the Taoist priest: "Master, thank you for helping my brother just now!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest returned the greeting with a bow: "My brother was able to kill those three vixens, so saving your brother shouldn't be a problem either. I am really overstepping my authority!"
It turned out that he had already discovered the situation of Hua Twelve and the others.
After the four-eyed Taoist priest finished speaking, he asked directly: "I don't care who you are, I am just passing by here to drive a corpse, please give me some convenience!"
Hua Shier winked at Xu Baijiu, who understood and took out his constable token:
"I'm the county's chief constable, Xu Baijiu. We've deliberately ambushed here to investigate a case of smuggling longevity cream by driving corpses!"
The bespectacled Taoist priest had been secretly on guard, ready to take action at any time, but he was relieved when he learned that it was the county's constable.
He said quickly, "So it's Captain Xu. I am a Maoshan monk. I am here to greet you. I am really driving corpses, not smuggling longevity cream. If you don't believe me, you can check it at will as long as you don't destroy the corpse!"
Xu Baijiu and Lei Bao stepped forward to check the bodies standing in a row, then turned and shook their heads at Hua Twelve:
"Sir, they are all corpses, not living people pretending to be alive, and there is no longevity cream!"
Bao Longxing had already finished vomiting. He was shocked when he heard this: "No way, is there really such a thing as corpse-driving? Doesn't that mean there really are ghosts, monsters, gods and demons?"
Hua Twelve said unhappily, "You just finished eating with the vixen, do you need to say more?"
Bao Longxing: “Ugh” When he mentioned what happened just now, he turned around and vomited again.
Hua Twelve asked Simu: "So the Taoist priest is really a master of the Xuanmen sect. I wonder if you have ever heard of using corpses to smuggle longevity cream?"
Four eyes shook their heads:
"I am a lazy wanderer who only takes on business when I have no money. I don't really understand what you are talking about. But I think that since they are disguised as corpse-carrying to smuggle the longevity cream, they have to go to the deep mountains and old forests where there are few people. If they are tired, they have to find a place to rest. The best place is naturally a Taoist temple, a temple, or a charity cemetery."
"It just so happens that my senior brother opened a charity cemetery in the Renjia Town ahead. He is considered a local household in this area. If someone in our line of work uses corpse driving to transport the longevity cream and passes by here, he should be able to get some information!"
Hua Twelve had already recognized the identity of this Taoist priest Simu. This Taoist priest Simu was an important character in the Mr. Zombie series and was Uncle Jiu's junior fellow apprentice. When he heard him say this, he immediately wanted to get to know these two:
"Where are we going? If we are going to the charity cemetery, can you take us with you?"
Simu nodded, then shook his head:
"To be honest with you, I am planning to go to the charity cemetery to stay, but it is inconvenient for me to go with you!"
"I see that you all have vigorous blood and energy, and you are all martial artists, and you also carry an air of authority. If you were to travel with me, your blood and energy and authority would rush into my goods, accelerating their corruption. By then, my goods would have gone bad before I even get back to Shu!"
The cargo he was talking about was the corpses behind him.
Hua Twelve looked at the sky and said, "If that's the case, then we'll go visit the Taoist's senior brother tomorrow during the day!"
Simu nodded and smiled: "That's great!"
Before leaving, Hua Twelve asked another question: "Master, did these vixens just now want to harm people here?"
This place is his territory. If there really are monsters harming people, he, the Qingcheng Sword Immortal, would have to wipe out the place.
Simu thought about it and shook his head, "It shouldn't be. These vixens must have taken a fancy to the evil spirits on these goods and wanted to steal the corpses to practice. Similar things have happened before. You guys just happened to be there!"
Hua Twelve nodded: "Then we will take our leave first. Taoist Priest, see you tomorrow!"
After saying that, he called Lei Bao and a few others, and they took the bodies of the four foxes and went down the mountain.
Simu maintained his superior demeanor until the few people walked out of sight, then he jumped up and down:
"What kind of sir is that? He even wants a dead fox!"
That's a fox spirit, her body is full of treasures, her fur can be sold for a lot of money, maybe even a magic pill. Simu felt that he had suffered a huge loss.
After being depressed for a long time, he rang the bell again, and the corpses jumped and set off again, heading towards Renjia Town.
Hua Shier brought the four foxes back to the county government office. He had no intention of sleeping and asked everyone to rest. He took out the Qingming Sword and personally dealt with the monster's corpse. He peeled off its fur and planned to make a few cloaks and give one to Li Taibai and Mo Zaiti.
The next day, Hua Shier left Bao Longxing and his nephew and Leopard Head Lei Bao to stay in the county government office, and he took Xu Baijiu on horseback to Renjia Town.
Originally Hua Shier wanted to go alone, but Xu Baijiu said that he had to go to Renjia Town to negotiate with the local gentry about forming a militia, so he had to go with him.
On the way, Xu Baijiu told Hua Shier that Mr. Ren from Renjia Town was the richest man in the area. He was very rich but difficult to deal with, and the militia's business was stuck with this man.
After careful questioning, Hua Shier found out that Mr. Ren relied on his wealth to establish good relationships with the former Wumeng County magistrate, Mr. Chen, as well as the prefect and circuit governors above, and bought a document allowing him to form a militia.
So before Hua Shier wanted to form a militia, Renjia Town already had its own militia. Xu Baijiu proposed to incorporate it, but Renjia Town refused to do so. This time he went to Renjia Town to persuade Master Ren to nod and agree to the government's incorporation of the Renjia Town militia.
The two men rode for two hours and finally arrived at Renjia Town.
Hua Shier did not let Xu Baijiu act alone, but took him to inquire about the local charity cemetery and went to visit Uncle Jiu and Simu first.
He knew that Uncle Jiu held a special status in Renjia Town, and according to the plot, Master Ren would need Uncle Jiu's help in the future. As long as he could deal with Uncle Jiu, there would not be any big problem on Master Ren's side. Therefore, going to the charity cemetery was the shortcut to getting this done, so they could rest and wait for the opportunity!
Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.
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