A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1035 Something is unusual! (Please subscribe!)
That night, just like in the original plot, Qiu Sheng secretly got into the coffin and pretended to be a zombie to scare Wencai, but ended up knocking out the talisman and releasing all the zombies of Taoist Simu, causing a big commotion.

Hua Shier and Xu Baijiu heard the noise and ran out to watch the fun. Uncle Jiu and Simu also happened to come running over after hearing the noise. They saw a huge fight among the zombies in the morgue, chasing Wencai and Qiu Sheng all over the room.

Uncle Jiu and Simu acted at the same time, subdued all the zombies, and re-affixed the talismans to quell the riot.

It was not the first time that Xu Baijiu saw corpses jumping around, but he still found it magical. He pestered Uncle Jiu and Simu to learn the secret of Taoism, but the result was predictable. He was naturally rejected politely, which made him very disappointed.

When he came back, he went straight into Hua Twelve's room and kept saying what a pity it was.

Hua Twelve laughed and patted Xu Baijiu on the shoulder: "It's just controlling zombies. If you want to learn it, I can teach you later!"

Xu Baijiu was stunned: "Is this true? You can control zombies, too?"

"Have I lied to you?"

"Maybe not!"

Hua Shier spread his hands: "That's it, but I have a request. Your acupuncture is amazing and can control emotions. I'm very interested. How about an exchange?"

Xu Baijiu's acupuncture can suppress sympathy by sealing the Danzhong point. Hua Shier himself also knows acupuncture, and having experienced so many worlds, he can be considered an expert in both Chinese and Western medicine. However, he cannot do this, and cannot understand the reason, so he proposed to exchange skills.

Because Hua Shier felt that if he could really control the seven emotions and six desires through acupuncture, then this method would definitely be of great use to his cultivation.

Xu Baijiu was surprised when he heard him say this:
"This 'Great Zhoutian Acupuncture Method' is something that was passed down from our ancestors. If you want to learn it, just tell me directly. Why do you need to exchange it?"

"Ah, that's right!"

Hua Twelve was so embarrassed. Jiang Wuyang had no memory of this at all, and it seemed that his previous incarnation didn't know about it either.

Fortunately, Xu Baijiu came to his rescue:
"Yes, you were still young when mom took you away, so it's normal that you don't know these things. But I want to tell you, we are brothers, and my things are yours. Just tell me what you want, and don't mention any exchange next time!"

Hua Twelve was somewhat touched. This cheap elder brother was quite particular. He made him seem like a villain judging a gentleman by his own standards.

Just as he was feeling touched, Xu Baijiu stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the method to control zombies first!"

Hua Twelve: “.” I thought to myself, this guy is kidding me, right?

"I don't have any secret manuals, but I can tell you that this is a Xuanmen technique I got before, called "The Guardian Taoist Soldiers"."

One of them was full of energy, while the other was excited. They didn't sleep much that night. At breakfast the next day, Uncle Jiu and Simu saw that Xu Baijiu looked sleepy and had dark circles under his eyes, and they both showed understanding expressions.

Uncle Jiu smiled and asked Xu Baijiu: "Were you scared last night? When I first saw a zombie, I was also so scared that I couldn't sleep the whole night. Hey, Brother Hua is in good spirits and has great courage!"

Wencai and Qiusheng laughed out loud, and the former said:
"Mr. Xu, don't be afraid. Qiu Sheng and I went through the same thing. We just need more exposure. You didn't see how Qiu Sheng looked when he first saw a zombie. He was so scared that he pissed himself. And now, he even dared to get into a coffin and pretend to be a zombie to scare me yesterday!"

Qiu Sheng's smile froze on his face: "If you don't know how to talk, just say less. You're so scared that you piss yourself!" After saying that, he stepped on Wencai's instep, causing the latter to jump around holding his foot in pain.

Uncle Jiu knocked on the rice bowl and said, "If you want to fight again during dinner, then don't eat!"

After hearing the master's warning, Wencai and Qiu Sheng finally behaved themselves.

Qiu Sheng said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, didn't you tell me the day before yesterday that you wanted me to accompany you to drink foreign tea? Today my aunt asked me to help her run the store."

When Uncle Jiu received the invitation from Mr. Ren, he was a little scared. It was not because he was afraid of meeting the richest man, but because he had never tasted foreign tea and was afraid of embarrassment, so he wanted to find Qiu Sheng, who had seen some of the world, to go with him.

Before Qiu Sheng finished speaking, Uncle Jiu nodded:

"I know. I can't rely on you for anything. Wencai, your uncle, and two other gentlemen are going with me. I won't need you!"

Qiu Sheng glanced at Simu and said in surprise: "Uncle Master, didn't you say you were going to leave last night? It's already dawn, why are you delayed?"

Simu knocked Qiu Sheng's head with chopsticks: "Eat your meal, why are you talking so much? Guests are coming, and my business is not urgent. What's wrong with staying for a few more days to accompany the guests?"

After saying that, he turned to Hua Twelve and Xu Baijiu with an embarrassed smile. He stayed just for Hua Twelve, a person that even the ancestors would not accept courtesy from. Simu wanted to have more contact with him to see if there was any benefit.

Hua Twelve remembered that in the original plot, Simu should have left last night. He originally wondered why he hadn't left yet. But after hearing what he said, he realized that it was out of courtesy. He immediately nodded and thanked him:

"Master, you are too polite. Please don't delay the delivery because of us!"

Simu waved his hands: "No, no, there was a scene last night. Some of my zombies have broken arms and legs. It's just right for them to absorb Yin energy in the next two nights to recover from their injuries, so that they can travel faster!"

When Uncle Jiu heard his junior brother making excuses, he sneered and said nothing.

When Xu Baijiu heard Simu talking about zombies and evil spirits, his eyes lit up. He still remembered what Hua Twelve had told him last night about the 'Daoist Guardians'. He also wanted to try refining corpses, and he planned to choose the same method as Hua Twelve had in the 'Shushan' world, which was to use medicine to refine corpses.

But now everything is ready, except for medicinal herbs, zombies, and a bucket.

Yes, that’s right, it’s all bad, the kind that starts from scratch!

The most important of these were zombies. He was just eating, thinking about where to get a zombie to refine. When he heard Simu mention zombies, his eyes lit up immediately:
"Master, do you have any of these that no one else wants? How about selling one to me? I just happen to want to train a Taoist guardian soldier!"

Hua Shier almost spit out his food. He told Xu Baijiu last night not to tell anyone else about it, but he didn't expect that this cheap brother didn't remember a word and even wanted to buy a zombie to refine.

Uncle Jiu and Simu both put down their chopsticks at the same time, their expressions becoming serious. The former grabbed Xu Baijiu's wrist and said:

"Guardian Taoist soldiers? Which sect are they from?"

Hua Twelve: "Laoshan!"

Xu Baijiu: "Maoshan!"

Well, Xu Baijiu spoke so fast that Hua Shier didn’t even have time to change the subject.

Uncle Nine: “.”

He was somewhat excited and somewhat incredulous:

"You two, do you really have the "Daoist Guardians" of my Maoshan Sect? To be honest, only fragments of this method are left in my Maoshan Sect. You..."

Hua Twelve waved his hands quickly: "Master, I do have the complete copy of "The Guardian of the Law" in my hand. I got it by chance. But we will talk about this matter slowly after we come back from meeting Master Ren!"

Of course he can’t give his things away for free. If you want them back, you have to exchange them for something!

Uncle Jiu and Si Mu looked at each other, their eyes filled with excitement and excitement. It was indeed an existence that even the ancestors would not be treated with respect. They had just come into contact with this and found the secret manual of their sect that had been lost for hundreds of years.

At this moment, both of them seemed to see a golden thigh, and both brothers had the same thought:
"You have to hold me tight!"

Simu felt that it was right for him not to leave. He smiled at Uncle Jiu:
"Brother, what are you thinking when you look into my eyes?"

Uncle Jiu: "Junior brother, you have eye boogers!"

Four eyes: “.”

After finishing his meal, Uncle Jiu took Simu to burn incense to the ancestor and thank him for blessing him and sending him the thigh.

After burning incense, the two of them recited scriptures during the morning service. After finishing the morning service, everyone went out together to drink foreign tea in the town.

Renjia Town is located on the only way to enter Sichuan by land, so although it is a town, it is extremely prosperous and is no worse than a county town. Like Jiuquan Town dozens of miles away, it not only has a foreign church, but also a restaurant serving Western food.

In order to show off his status as the richest man in the surrounding villages, Mr. Ren specially invited Uncle Jiu to have afternoon tea at this restaurant. When they were almost there, Uncle Jiu was a little scared:
"Everyone, have you ever drunk this foreign tea? Is there anything special about it? Let's take a look first. I heard that there are Western and Japanese devils there. We'd better not embarrass ourselves in front of the foreign devils!"

Wencai, Simu and Xu Baijiu all shook their heads and became a little worried, as they had never tasted any foreign tea.

Hua Twelve looked calm: "Don't worry, I have a way."

Everyone looked at him: "Have you ever drunk foreign tea?"

Xu Baijiu thought that his brother had conquered Suzhou and entered Nanjing, and had probably seen the grand scenes of the foreigners, so he said:
"Then tell us quickly, so that everyone won't be embarrassed!"

Hua Twelve said seriously:

"I won't teach you how to drink foreign tea. I will teach you a way to deal with embarrassment. From now on, no matter what embarrassing things you do, when there are foreigners around, you should shout "Baga" or "Smecta", or else shout "Yamedie"."

Everyone suddenly understood, and Uncle Jiu smiled and said:
"Brother Hua is really smart. You are speaking a foreign language, right? It's a good trick to divert blame and frame someone. It's perfect for dealing with foreigners. And we can use it today. When we make a fool of ourselves, we can just shout it out. The foreigners will think we are foreigners too. And when Master Ren hears that we can speak a foreign language, we can save our face!"

Xu Baijiu also laughed and said, "That's right. If I get embarrassed later, I'll yell 'Baga'!"

Uncle Jiu also said: "I shouted 'Smecta'!"

Seeing that both of them said so, Simu also said, "Then I'll use the 'pulse compression belt'!"

Hua Twelve corrected; "It's Yamedie!"

Simu followed and learned it twice, and finally grasped the essence. It had a bit of a coquettish flavor, and he even shuddered:

"This sentence is so destructive that it gives me goose bumps!"

Wencai said to Hua Twelve: "Mr. Hua, they have already chosen the three words you mentioned, please help me think of one!"

Hua Twelve suppressed his laughter and said, "Then you can choose Yiku!"

"One library?" Wencai smiled: "This is easy!"

Several people were reciting their lines as they walked, planning to use them when they were about to make a fool of themselves.

When they arrived at the western restaurant, Uncle Jiu walked in front with his head held high. The waiter opened the door for them. Uncle Jiu wanted to say thank you, but all he could say was "Baga" all the way, so he habitually blurted out "Smecta!"

When the others at the back saw that Uncle Jiu had said that, Simu followed up with a sentence: "Ya meie die!"

Wencai: "One library!"

Xu Baijiu: “Baka!”

The waiter understood what he said, and was so frightened that he quickly bowed:

"Everyone go, everyone go!"

Uncle Jiu was startled: "Master Ren invited us here, and you want us to leave?"

The waiter was also stunned: "Are you locals?"

"Yes!"

The waiter was annoyed: "Then why are you pretending, second floor."

Hua Shier held back his laughter and followed the others up to the second floor. He saw that there were indeed foreigners drinking coffee in the lobby on the second floor, and a few Japanese ronin were also eating there.

Mr. Ren was sitting by the window. When he saw Uncle Jiu, he stood up from afar to greet him.

Uncle Jiu took the lead and said, "Master Ren, I brought a few friends with me, I hope you don't mind!"

Mr. Ren waved his hand and said, "Friends are good. I am willing to make friends. Your friends all look very talented."

Wencai subconsciously straightened his chest. Master Ren pointed at him and said, "Hey, move aside. I'm talking about those guys behind you!"

Wencai: “.”

Uncle Jiu said awkwardly: "This is my little disciple!"

Master Ren quickly changed his words: "A good teacher produces a good student. It is indeed a strange person with a strange appearance, and he is going to rise to prominence!"

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"Have a seat, Uncle Jiu. I have something important to discuss with you. You have to help me!"

Everyone sat down to talk, and Uncle Jiu went straight to the point and asked what was going on.

Mr. Ren said he was not in a hurry and drank some foreign tea first. He immediately called the waiter to take his order and ordered a cup of coffee for himself.

Several people followed suit, even Hua Twelve ordered coffee.

When the coffee came, Master Ren said with a smile, "Everyone, how about trying this foreign tea?"

Uncle Jiu took a sip and found it too bitter. He frowned and said, "Smecta."

Xu Baijiu took a sip and said, "Baga!"

Simu: "Yamedie!"

Wencai: "One library!"

The Japanese wanderer who was eating next to him sprayed
Master Ren didn't feel anything was wrong, instead he said with admiration: "Uncle Jiu is a master, I didn't expect he even knows foreign languages!"

Everyone laughed, and Uncle Jiu said modestly: "I just learned a few sentences!"

Hua Twelve couldn't help it, he lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders.

At this time, a girl in a dress came over. Seeing that everyone was laughing, she also smiled and asked:

"Dad, what are you so happy about?"

Mr. Ren quickly introduced her to everyone: "This is my daughter. She studied in a foreign school for a few years and just came back not long ago. She is not dressed in a very Western way. Please excuse my embarrassment!"

After he finished speaking, he told Miss Ren what had just happened. Miss Ren laughed so hard that she leaned on the table and shrugged her shoulders, just like Hua Twelve just now.

After she finished laughing, she apologized, "Excuse me, everyone. When I was studying, there were two classmates from Japan and one from Korea, so I know some Japanese and Korean. I couldn't help what you said."

At this moment, there was a vibration on the stairs and a series of footsteps came up the stairs. Everyone on the second floor looked back and saw a group of people coming up the stairs. Leading them was a fat man wearing a mandarin jacket and a pistol on his waist. Behind him, there were several Western devils and Japanese ronin.

The fat man went up to the second floor and asked the waiter to take the things behind him to the private room. Then he glanced at the second floor and saw Master Ren. He ran over to greet him with a fawning look on his face:
"My uncle has guests, and you are here too, cousin!"

Master Ren nodded. "We have to discuss the militia today. We have to take the lead. Now go talk to the foreign devils. Uncle Jiu and I have something important to discuss!"

The fat man nodded repeatedly: "I will do the job, don't worry, uncle!" After that, he left happily.

Hua Shier and Xu Baijiu looked at each other and both felt that something was unusual.

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