A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1038 You are a ghost! (Please subscribe!)

After hearing Hua Twelve’s outrageous move, Uncle Jiu, Simu, and Xu Baijiu were all speechless.

Hua Shier spread his hands and said, "Uncle Jiu, didn't you say that we need the consent of the victim? I think it's quite reasonable. Now that Master Ren has agreed, can I dispose of this zombie?"

This guy did it on purpose. He knew that when zombies resurrected, the first thing they would do was suck the blood of their loved ones, so he followed the corpse qi and found the Ren family.

He was so kind that he used his light Kung Fu to break into the room through the second-floor window before Old Master Ren could attack his children and grandchildren, and woke up Mr. Ren and Miss Ren who were sleeping in advance.

He explained the seriousness of the matter in a few words. When Mr. Ren and Miss Ren still stubbornly believed that he was here to rob, Old Master Ren also broke in through the window.

Hua Twelve did not explain anything. He pointed at Old Master Ren's arrogant look and said to the Ren family father and daughter with a smile:

"Master Ren, your father is here, run!"

When Mr. Ren and Miss Ren saw the corpse come back to life, they were so unconvinced that they ran from the second floor to the first floor. Then, at Hua Shier's reminder, they ran in circles around the pillar, so that they were not knocked down by the zombies at the first moment.

At this time, Mr. Ren thought that Hua Twelve seemed to have flown in just now, and hurriedly asked him for help.

Hua Twelve sat on the chandelier of Ren's house, smoking and watching the show, and said with a smile:

"My price is very expensive!"

At the critical moment of life and death, Master Ren shouted urgently: "I will give you any amount of money!"

Hua Twelve then explained his purpose: "I want your father!"

Seeing that Master Ren could still run for a while, he gave Master Ren and his daughter some basic knowledge about the "Taoist soldiers".

When Master Ren heard that Hua Twelve was planning to take advantage of his father, as a filial son, he could not do anything and immediately agreed: "I will agree to anything you say, help me!"

It was no longer possible to refuse, as his pajamas were caught on his father's onychomycosis. It was the first time he had seen onychomycosis that was half a foot long, and it was very scary.

Seeing that Master Ren agreed, Ren Tingting, a young person who had received Western education, could not accept such a morally corrupt thing. She flatly objected:

"Dad, you can't agree to him. Grandpa is your biological father."

Since the family members were unwilling, Hua Shier naturally could not force them. He used his dragon-catching skill to pull up the one who was willing, and sat on the chandelier with Master Ren to watch the show.

The chandelier couldn't bear the weight of two people, but with Hua Twelve here, everything was possible.

Ren Tingting was the only one left on the ground. Old Master Ren immediately re-targeted Miss Ren and pounced on her.

Ren Tingting screamed and ran around the pillar. The grandfather and granddaughter played the game of "Eagle Catches Chicken", three circles to the left, three circles to the right.

Five minutes later, Ren Tingting asked for help from Hua Twelve on the chandelier. She gave in and agreed to let Hua Twelve deal with her grandfather, not to mention refining him into a Taoist soldier, he could refine anything else.

Hua Twelve smiled and shook his head: "No, I can't be so cruel. He is your father's biological father, your biological grandfather."

Ren Tingting's face turned black. Looking at her grandfather jumping towards her, she ran around the pillar and screamed:

"Anyway, I agree, so hurry up and save me!"

Seeing that it was almost time, Hua Shier jumped down with Master Ren, and landed right in front of Old Master Ren. He swept the zombie to the ground with a kick, then put one foot on the zombie's back and announced that the job was done. No matter how the zombie struggled, it could not break free and was firmly pinned by him.

After subduing the zombie, a cup of tea later, Uncle Jiu and his companions hurriedly arrived.

When Mr. Ren saw Uncle Jiu, he immediately started crying and told him about his tragic experience. He also complained to Uncle Jiu, and it was obvious that he wanted to go back on his word.

Hua Twelve laughed and said, "How about I let your father up, hug you or something, and we just pretend that we have never been here?"

Master Ren was so frightened that his fat was shaking. Ren Tingting was silent now. She lowered her head and wiped her tears, pretending not to hear what her grandfather said about his fate.

Uncle Jiu heard that Master Ren had personally agreed to it, so he didn't bother to care about it:

"Master Ren, although I don't agree with Brother Hua's actions, since you agreed to his conditions and he saved you and your daughter, what else can I say? You are a well-known figure, do you keep your promises or break them? You can decide for yourself!"

Master Ren saw that Hua Twelve was about to let his father go if they disagreed, and then looked at his father being stepped on and roaring at him with his fangs bared, and he turned his head and waved his hand:

"Of course I am a man of my word. Take him away quickly!"

Simu came over and stuck a talisman on Old Master Ren’s forehead. The big rice dumpling, which was digging and kicking with its hands and feet, suddenly froze.

In the original plot, the talisman could only hold Old Master Ren in place for a few breaths before spontaneously combusting. But now Old Master Ren had just turned into a zombie and had not absorbed the blood of his loved ones, so he was easily captured by Simu's talisman.

Seeing this, Hua Twelve moved his feet away and made a spell with his four eyes: "Get up!"

Old Master Ren stood up straight as if he had taken a little blue pill.

Uncle Jiu said with his hands behind his back, "Master Ren, since Brother Hua has adopted the old master, the matter of relocating the old master's burial is over. Remember to go to the charity cemetery to settle the bill later. We will leave first!"

After saying that, he walked out of Ren's house with his hands behind his back.

Simu took out the soul-calling bell, walked in front, and rang the bell, which made a jingling sound. Old Master Ren then jumped and walked out.

Hua Twelve smiled and clasped his fists: "Goodbye!"

After saying that, he smiled and went out.

Xu Baijiu walked at the back. He was an honest man. He knew that his brother had found zombies for him. He felt a little sorry for the Ren family. After Hua Twelve left, he whispered:

"Mr. Ren, Miss Ren, I'm sorry for this. I'll apologize to you on behalf of my brother. I'll treat you to tea another day!"

Master Ren snorted coldly: "Humph, you are not worthy of this!"

Xu Baijiu left in embarrassment, and Master Ren's face fell: "Oh my dear father, what a sin this is!"

Several people brought the zombies back to the charity cemetery. Uncle Jiu and Simu asked Hua Twelve how he was able to subdue the zombies so quickly. Did he know some magic?
Hua Twelve laughed: "You guys underestimate me too much. Li Mubai is known as the best in the world, but he still lost to me. What's the use of magic for a little zombie?"

Uncle Jiu and Simu had no doubts about him. When they heard that Hua Shier defeated Li Mubai, they realized that Hua Shier's martial arts skills were so high. They were not surprised that he could subdue the zombies.

As for Xu Baijiu, although he felt a little embarrassed about kidnapping someone else's father when he was at Ren's house, he started to get ready as soon as he came back. As soon as the sun rose, he dragged Hua Twelve out to buy medicinal herbs to make zombies.

Simu however told his new disciple not to be anxious, as the medicine used in the Taoist military training method all used poisons, and only a few kinds of herbs could be bought in pharmacies on the market, and the rest were simply not available. It would take a year or two to prepare before one could start refining the medicine.

Hua Twelve smiled and said, "Leave the medicinal materials to me. Brother, you should prepare to start refining the medicine after dark!"

He went out for a while and gathered enough medicinal herbs, then hired a horse-drawn carriage to bring back a whole load.

Uncle Jiu and Simu were very surprised and asked him where he bought so many poisonous herbs.
Hua Twelve only said that he had his own way, so of course he couldn't say that all of them were things stored in the storage space.

Uncle Jiu and Simu were a little embarrassed. They talked about this and that for a long time but couldn't say anything. Hua Twelve smiled and asked:

"Do you also want me to get some medicinal herbs to make Taoist soldiers?" Uncle Jiu and Simu nodded at the same time:
"Yes, since Brother Hua has such a connection, please help us get some medicinal herbs!"

Simu added: "Brother Hua, don't worry. You know that I make a lot of money driving corpses. Money is not a problem!"

Uncle Jiu nodded vigorously: "We'll give double portions, and my junior brother will pay!"

Simu glared at his senior brother who was taking advantage of him, but did not object.

Hua Shier shook his head and said, "You can get the herbs, but I don't want money. I like martial arts. I heard that your Maoshan Sect has a martial arts boxing style that combines Taoism and martial arts, called Lightning Thunder Fist. I am willing to exchange it with you for the 'Three Yin Demon-Slaying Knife' of Xuantian Shenglong Dao!"

Uncle Jiu and Simu were also somewhat tempted when they heard about the 'Three Yin Demon-Slaying Blade', but they all smiled bitterly. The former said:
"Brother Hua, you don't know that although the 'Lightning Thunder Fist' originated from our Maoshan Thunder Method, in fact, it was created by my senior brother Shi Jian, who combined the Maoshan Thunder Method with secular martial arts. In the entire Maoshan Three Sects, only my senior brother knows this unique skill. We want to exchange it with you, but we are powerless!"

"Is that so?"

Hua Twelve hesitated for a moment and said, "I can provide you with the medicinal materials, but please tell me where Taoist Shi Jian practices. I will go to discuss it with Taoist Shi in person. Whether it succeeds or not has nothing to do with you two. How do you think about this?"

Uncle Jiu and Simu both showed joy, but still said: "We don't want to trick you either, let me make some things clear in advance. My senior brother has a weird temper, a stubborn personality, and strong strength, so it's hard to talk to him!"

Hua Twelve nodded and smiled: "Thank you for your reminder, I am confident that I can convince Taoist Shi!"

Seeing that he insisted, Uncle Jiu and Simu didn't know what to say and immediately told them where Shi Jian was, which was in a Taoist temple a hundred miles away.

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Hua Shier went out for another trip and brought back two carts of medicinal materials.

Uncle Jiu and Simu each prepared a large bathtub, then went to the place where they had suppressed zombies before, brought back two zombies, and began to train Taoist soldiers with Xu Baijiu.

Hua Twelve advised: "Master Simu, once the medicine refining begins, it cannot be stopped. It takes 49 days to raise the corpses. You brought so many corpses with you. Why not send these goods back to Shu first and then refine the Taoist soldiers!"

Simu said nonchalantly, "It's normal to delay the journey for eight or nine months because of the strong winds and rough seas along the way. There's no need to rush. As long as we can send the goods back intact, we don't have to worry about their families not paying us!"

Hua Shier was very confused. How could this be possible?

It takes 49 days for Yao Lian to revive the corpse. Hua Shier is no longer staying in Renjia Town, as there are still a lot of things in Wumeng that need him to deal with.

I found Awei and gave him some instructions, asking him to contact both Mr. Ren and the foreigners and to agree to any conditions. There were two goals: to get money and guns and to set up the militia first.

Ah Wei was a little surprised: "Do we really have to agree to their terms?"

Hua Twelve kicked over:

"You stupid fool, get the money and the gun first. No one said you have to do what you promised. If I take the money and the gun and still don't do the job for them, they will bite me if they have the guts!"

A Wei was a little embarrassed: "But Wilson and the others."

Hua Twelve interrupted directly: "Wilson and his men were killed by horse bandits. What does it have to do with us? If there were no horse bandits, why would we form a militia? It is precisely because the horse bandits are so powerful that they even killed foreigners that we need guns even more. Don't you think so?"

Awei was so confused, it really made sense.

Hua Shier continued, "Tell those foreign devils that if they want to cooperate and make money, and if they want to open up the transportation channels for the Fushou Cream, they should get more good weapons, and don't fool us with those rusty ones that don't fire!"

Awei is now controlled by Hua Twelve using the soul-transferring technique. Whatever Hua Twelve says is what he will carry out firmly. He immediately patted his chest and assured Hua Twelve not to worry, saying that he would definitely cheat money from his uncle and arms from the foreign devils.

Hua Shier asked Awei to consult Xu Baijiu if he had any problems, then said goodbye to Uncle Jiu and Simu, and went to the Taoist temple where Shi Jian was practicing, intending to get the "Lightning Thunder Fist" before returning to Wumeng.

He rode away from the charity cemetery and had not gone far when he saw Qiu Sheng, whom he had not seen for a day. He walked back unsteadily with a pale face and sunken eyes. He seemed to be weak and looked as if he had been drained of energy after spending the night in a brothel.

Hua Twelve rode over and called out, "Qiu Sheng, what's wrong with you?"

Qiu Sheng almost fell down when he was called like that. He looked up and saw that it was Hua Twelve. He laughed and said, "It's Mr. Hua. I have good news for you. I'm married!"

"Getting married?"

Hua Shier thought of the original plot, where Qiu Sheng seemed to have encountered a female ghost and had her yang energy sucked away. He did not expose her immediately, but smiled and clasped his fists and said:
"Congratulations, but how come you didn't inform Uncle Jiu about such a big thing as getting married?"

Qiu Sheng was startled: "Didn't I inform Master?" He suddenly frowned, then slapped his head hard with his hand: "Why does my head hurt so much? I can't remember it."

Hua Shier knew that this was the sequelae of having his yang energy sucked away, resulting in deficiency of qi and blood, so he immediately dismounted and used his Yi Yang Finger to point at several acupoints on Qiu Sheng.

The power of Yi Yang Finger was injected into Qiu Sheng's meridians, stimulating the functioning of his five internal organs and allowing his breath to flow smoothly. In an instant, his headache was relieved a lot.

Hua Twelve shouted softly: "Qiu Sheng, look into my eyes!"

Qiu Sheng looked up subconsciously, and the moment the two looked at each other, he couldn't take his eyes off.

Hua Shier used the Soul Transferring Technique to extract what happened last night from Qiu Sheng. From what he heard, he was indeed possessed by a ghost. He used the Soul Transferring Technique to help him fade his memory of last night. If he didn't see the female ghost in the future, it would be difficult for him to remember what happened last night.

He carried Qiu Sheng onto the horse and did not return to the charity cemetery, but sent him to Qiu Sheng's aunt in the town. Then he left to take a look at the mansion of the newlyweds' home that Qiu Sheng had mentioned.

It’s not wrong to say that it’s a big house, but because of the riot, no one dared to live there, so the house has become abandoned.

Hua Shier waited until nightfall, then jumped directly into the yard. He saw that the abandoned house during the day was now brightly lit and restored to its original state.

A beautiful woman in gauze walked out of the house, not at all frightened by the strange man breaking into her house.

Instead, he said with a smile: "Sir, you broke into my house in the middle of the night. Do you want to steal some money, or do you like my appearance and want to steal my beauty?"

Hua Twelve said calmly: "I'll take some merit!"

"Merit?"

"Yes, the merit of slaying demons and monsters!"

The woman began to laugh unnaturally: "My lord, you are joking. There are no monsters in my house. Please stop talking. I am already scared!"

Hua Shier pointed at her face and said, "How could there be no skin on your face? There's pus oozing out of your face. Aren't you a ghost?"

Under the eyes of Erlang Shen, who could see through yin and yang, the illusory body of the female ghost had nowhere to hide.

Being exposed, the female ghost became angry and asked, "Who are you?"

As she spoke, she waved her hands and a dozen paper figures appeared, rushing towards Hua Twelve.

Hua Twelve shook his head: "No matter if you have your own reasons or not, you are responsible for your own mistakes."

As he said this, he casually turned his hand back, and a flash of the Sanyin Demon-Slaying Sword, several meters long, appeared, and everything returned to peace.

After Hua Twelve flew away, after a while, the night wind blew, and a knife-cut crack appeared in the middle of the dilapidated mansion, and then it collapsed with a loud bang. As for the female ghost and those paper figures, they were all reduced to ashes by the knife.

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