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Chapter 1040 He is your grandpa! (Please subscribe!)

Tie Beile was confused. What was going on?
As people get older, their brains become slower. Even when a knife is placed on their necks, they haven't reacted yet. How could such a good plan change?

But when Bao Youwei came out and said that the personal soldiers who were ambushing behind were all knocked down, they finally came to their senses. It turned out that it was not the fake imperial envoy who was deceiving people, but the entire county government had betrayed them.

"you you you"

Tie Beile pointed at Hua Shier and Bao Longxing, who looked very proud, and didn't know what to say.

Bao Longxing's shoulders trembled: "You, you, you, you are such a fool. You are already in your seventies and eighties and still want to fight with us. You are really like lighting a light in the toilet. You are looking for death!"

Sometimes failure is not the most terrible thing. The most terrible thing is that after you fail, a bitch jumps out to make you angry.

Bao Longxing: What a coincidence, I am that bitch!
Tie Beile covered his chest, his face turned blue, and he almost had a heart attack. After a long while, he let out a long breath, his expression finally relaxed, and he said slowly:

"The winner will be a prince, the loser a bandit. You can kill me if you want. I have nothing to say. I just hope you can let me write a letter home to tell you about my last wishes!"

Bao Longxing sneered: "You old man are so bad, do you think we are fools? If I ask you to write a letter home, won't the court know our secrets?"

After he said this, Leopard Head and Bao Youwei nodded repeatedly.

Unexpectedly, Hua Shiyi waved his hand and said, "Bring paper and pen, and let him write!"

When he said this, not only Bao Longxing and others couldn't understand, but even Tie Beile himself was shocked:

"You really want me to write?"

"Of course, not only do I ask you to write a letter home, I also ask you to write a letter to the court, explaining the situation, so that that old woman Cixi will know that I have rebelled against her!"

Tie Beile was shaking with anger, and pointed at Hua Twelve. He wanted to reprimand him for being disrespectful to the old Buddha, but he also understood that the situation was stronger than the person, so he finally put his hand down:
"Okay, you asked me to write this!"

"whispering sound!"

Bao Longxing, Bao Youwei and Leopard Head booed at the same time. They wanted to see Tie Beile swear and Hua Twelve sticking his finger out at him, but in the end the old man got scared and it was really boring.

The bailiff brought paper and pen, and Tie Beile first wrote a letter home, which was his last letter. In the letter, he first said that he had been loyal to his country and that it was inevitable that generals would die in battle, trying to flatter himself. Then he talked about the issue of how to place his twenty concubines.

The old man also begged his wife in the letter, saying that although he appeared to have no children, he actually had two illegitimate children outside. He asked his wife to help him adopt them and bring them back home to continue his bloodline, and not to kill them.

The writing of this letter made the onlookers sigh in admiration, and the old man's face turned red.

After finishing his family letter, he began to write memorials to the imperial court and Empress Dowager.

The memorial did not contain any exaggeration. He described the entire incident at Wumeng in detail, then signed his name and stamped the letter with his seal. He even accidentally left a little ink mark behind his name, with a small hook.

Hua Shier smiled. If others didn't know better, they would think that this was really an accidental mark. But he knew that this was the unique secret mark left by the close ministers when they submitted memorials, proving that it was not written by someone else.

After Tie Beile finished writing, he blew the ink off the brush and folded it up: "Okay, if you are really brave, just give it to the court!"

Hua Shier picked up the pen that Tie Beile had put down, and then also wrote a letter.

Tie Beile was confused at first, but when Hua Shier put pen to paper, his face suddenly turned pale: "You..."

The reason is simple, because Hua Shier's handwriting is exactly the same as his.

What Hua Shier wrote was completely opposite to what Tie Beile wrote. He reported to Cixi in Tie Beile's tone, saying that the Wumeng incident was all fabricated by Yu Xiulian out of personal revenge, with the purpose of framing her.

After his investigation, he found that Lord Yu was not an imposter, but his achievements in suppressing bandits were genuine. The current peace in the area is all thanks to the suppression of bandits. He hopes the court will reward him!
At the end of the memorial, Hua Shier signed his name as Tie Beile, and then his hand accidentally shook, leaving a little ink mark and a small hook, which was exactly the same as the one Tie Beile had left before.

How could Tie Beile not know that he had been deceived? The other party asked him to write the letter just to forge the handwriting. His hands were shaking at this time. This person even knew his secret marks. Once this letter was sent to the court, it was conceivable that Yu Xiulian would definitely die.

This person wants to use the imperial court to destroy the Xiongyuan Escort Agency!
Tie Beile was furious: "You are so cruel, you will not die a good death!"

Hua Twelve laughed, "You haven't seen such viciousness yet. I will pretend to be you and write a letter home, saying that the two sons outside your house were the illegitimate offspring of your mistress and others, and your wife secretly killed them to protect the family's reputation. If you dare to scold me, I will make your family extinct."

Tie Beile's face turned ashen, his whole body twitched, and he made a "uh uh" sound from his mouth. Soon he was foaming at the mouth and died.

Just now, Bao Longxing made him so angry that he almost had a heart attack, but he was lucky enough to recover. This time, he was directly angered to death by Hua Shier.

Leopard-headed Lei Bao stepped forward and felt the old man's breath with his hand, then turned around and reported:

"Sir, Tiebeile is dead!"

Hua Shier spread his hands and said, "Look at this old man. I just said it casually, but he took it seriously. Sigh, I don't know who will die miserably!"

Bao Longxing added: "It's obvious that you've done too much to give birth to a son without an asshole!"

Bao Youwei looked behind Bao Longxing, who glared at him:

"What do you see me doing?"

Hua Twelve laughed: "Third brother, if I'm not mistaken, your nephew's grandfather, that is, your father, was a corrupt official in the past, right?"

Bao Longxing was surprised: "You know all this!"

Hua Shier smiled and didn't say much, letting him figure it out on his own. He followed Leopard Head to the back and used the old method to subdue the personal soldiers brought by Tie Beile.

With the double insurance of the 'Three Corpses Brain Pill' and the Soul Transferring Technique, all these personal soldiers surrendered.

Hua Shier asked Tie Beile's personal soldiers to send the written memorial back to the court. It would not be long before Yu Xiulian would receive the surprise he sent from afar.

At night, Leopard Head used a horse-drawn carriage to take Tie Beile's body to the suburbs and buried it in a random pit.

So what if he was a royal noble? He still didn’t even have a coffin when he died.

The next day, Hua Shier asked about the militia, and Bao Longxing looked worried. When the former left, the militia only had 1,500 people in the Shanzi Camp. After this period of time, the number of people was just over 2,000.

Hua Shier asked someone to bring Bao Longxing's recruitment notice to him and he couldn't help but laugh:
"Your offer is not acceptable. The military pay is too low. The soldiers' pay is increased to five taels of silver. Do you think anyone will come?"

Bao Longxing bared his teeth: "That's too much!"

Hua Twelve smiled faintly:
"It doesn't matter how many you have. What's important is that the money is not wasted. We only recruit elite soldiers. There are many ethnic minorities in this area, and many of them are brave and aggressive. We will recruit those who can fight, give them money and train them to death to train an elite army!"

Bao Longxing nodded, but he was a little worried: "But if this happens, the government's financial resources won't be able to support it for long!"

"What are you afraid of? You are the county magistrate. Have you never heard of the term 'a county magistrate who ruins a family'? Just find those rich but unkind people. If they are short of money, you can charge them with the crime of colluding with bandits and directly confiscate their property, and you will have money!"

Bao Longxing's eyes lit up, as if his second brother had opened up a new world for him. He rubbed his hands and smiled:
"I like it!" Bao Longxing continued to recruit soldiers, and Hua Shier was not idle either. Five hundred of Yurui's personal soldiers were still trapped in his 'Qiankun Imperial Fan'. These personal soldiers were elite soldiers who had been in the frontier for a long time and had seen blood and fought in wars. It would be a waste if they were not subdued.

Hua Shier used the following time to subdue some people with the Soul Transferring Technique every day. In less than a month, all 500 of his personal soldiers joined the militia and were loyal to him.

During this month, Hua Shier also did one thing, which was to propose marriage to Mo Zai, wanting to marry his sister Mo Zai.

Originally, according to Hua Shier's idea, he wanted to keep in touch with her for a while, but Mo kept coming to the yamen to block him every day, and the word "forced marriage" was almost written on his face.

If you are sure to marry him, don't mention it again. There is one person you can't pretend to ignore, and that is Li Bai Liu Ziqing, who brings him food every day.

The day before proposing to the Mo family, Hua Twelve arrived at Liu Ziqing's house. The other party was very happy and personally made tea for him and talked to him.

Hua Twelve mentioned that he wanted to propose marriage to the Mo family. Liu Ziqing was silent for a while before forcing a smile and saying:
"That's good. You are not young anymore. It's time for you to find a husband. Don't worry. I won't go to the government office to bring you food anymore."

Hua Twelve suddenly took Liu Ziqing's hand and said, "I like the food you sent, but it's too troublesome to send it back and forth. How about you and Xiaoti go in together? You are the eldest, so let her call you sister!"

Liu Ziqing shuddered and looked at Hua Twelve in disbelief: "I, I, but I and..."

"I know you're innocent, and I don't care. Do you?"

Liu Ziqing's eyes turned red and tears fell. She threw herself into Hua Twelve's arms and nodded vigorously.

6◇9◇Book◇Bar

Hua Shier found an auspicious day for himself and had two sedan chairs with eight bearers carry Liu Ziqing and Mo Zaiti to marry.

The county government held a ten-day buffet. As long as you showed up and said congratulations, you could sit down and eat whatever you wanted.

As the news spread, Wumeng suddenly became even more lively than when Tang Long was beheaded.

On the day of Hua Twelve's wedding, in Nanping, a team of officers and soldiers rushed into the Xiongyuan Escort Agency.

Yu Xiulian led people to greet them, clasped her fists and said, "Sir, I wonder how my Xiongyuan Escort Agency has offended you?"

The leading officer snorted coldly, "You must be Yu Xiulian. The case of you framing Lord Yu has been exposed. I am ordered to search your home and arrest you. Anyone who dares to resist will be killed on the spot!"

Yu Xiulian quickly said: "Sir, this is a misunderstanding. Tie Beile and I are friends."

The officer smiled coldly: "It was Tie Beile who reported you. You still want to quibble. Do you think I can be fooled? Go ahead!"

The next moment, officers and soldiers rushed forward to arrest people and ransack their homes.

Some bodyguards wanted to resist, but the officers and soldiers attacked them directly. Several of them were hacked to death with their swords.

Yu Xiulian knew something was wrong and wanted to use her Kung Fu to escape and think of a solution. Just as she flew onto the roof, she heard the sound of a musket behind her and was hit by a lead bullet in the back. Her body staggered and she fell from the roof and landed in the courtyard. Blood flowed from her mouth and she died.

Originally, Hua Shier considered that she was a woman and had a reputation as a chivalrous woman, so he planned to let her go. However, he did not expect that she was ungrateful and was determined to be a traitor to the Qing Dynasty. So don't blame him for being cruel and ruthless.

Half a month after Hua Twelve got married, the militia had grown to a considerable size, with the initially expected 5,000 men. These people trained with the Shanzi Battalion every day. They could not be called elite soldiers, but they were just short of having never been to the battlefield. They were more than capable of forming a militia to protect the local area.

However, the consumption of 5,000 people has indeed put a strain on Wumeng's finances, and Hua Twelve does not want to pay for it himself, so what should he do?

Bao Longxing followed the agreed routine and arrested several unscrupulous merchants and gentry who were rich but unkind. It was really shocking until he saw that these unscrupulous merchants and gentry were extremely rich. The silver he seized was enough to pay the military pay for ten years.

News also came from Renjia Town that Xu Baijiu and his Taoist soldiers have been trained. Awei also used Master Ren's money to form a 500-man militia. He also contacted the British and wanted to trade a batch of arms. He asked someone to give a message to Hua Shier, asking him what to do next?
Hua Shier pondered for a moment, said goodbye to his two newlywed wives, and headed towards Renjia Town.

We went to the charity cemetery first, and saw Xu Baijiu, Jiushu, and Simu, three people, each holding a jade pendant, controlling their Taoist soldiers to play a game of Three Kingdoms in the morgue.

After 49 days of training with medicine, these three zombies have become invulnerable to swords and guns. Their bodies are like steel, and when they fight each other, there is a loud noise and sparks are flying.

But to be honest, Xu Baijiu's Taoist soldiers are better. After all, Old Master Ren has buried them for twenty years in the corpse-raising ground that he transformed into a dragonfly-diving corpse farm. They are not comparable to ordinary zombies.

In the end, only Uncle Jiu and Simu controlled their respective Taoist soldiers to join forces to fight against Cao, thus achieving the situation of three kingdoms.

After the noise was over, Xu Baijiu smiled at Hua Twelve as if he was presenting a treasure:

"Brother, how is it, is it powerful?"

Hua Twelve pointed at Old Master Ren and said, "I can fight 10,000 zombies like this!"

Xu Baijiu, Jiushu, and Simu all made "tsk" sounds at the same time, thinking that he was just talking nonsense and they didn't believe it at all.

Several people sat down and drank tea. Simu said that now that they had finished refining the Taoist soldiers, they would set off on the journey. After all, they brought the goods out and they had to return them to the owner to bury them in peace.

This time when he returned to Shu, he planned to take Xu Baijiu with him, firstly to get acquainted with the sect, and secondly, Simu also had a senior disciple Jiale, so the two brothers could get to know each other.

Speaking of Jiale, Hua Shier thought of another plot and said that he also wanted to go and take a look.

Taoist Simu naturally welcomed this with open arms.

The next day, Awei was found. He was smiling and showed the results of his recruitment. Then he told Hua Twelve that he had made an appointment with the foreigners to trade arms in Jiuquan Town, which was dozens of miles away from Renjia Town, in a few days.

Hua Shier calculated the distance and found that Jiuquan Town was just on the way that Taoist Simu was going back to Sichuan. He immediately made a decision with Awei that he would personally participate in the transaction.

After returning to the charity cemetery, Uncle Jiu told him a piece of news. This time he was also traveling with Simu because he had received an invitation from a wealthy businessman in Jiuquan Town to go to Jiuquan Town to exorcise ghosts and demons, and his fate was unknown.

The next night, everyone agreed to set off together. Awei did not come alone, he was accompanied by a woman, yes, it was Miss Ren Tingting.

Jingle Bell!
Taoist Simu rang the soul-calling bell, and a row of zombies followed the sound of the bell, jumping and skipping forward.

Ren Tingting looked terrified: "Cousin, I'm so scared!"

A Wei: "Cousin, I'm scared too!"

Hua Twelve said unhappily: "Why did you bring her here?"

"What can I do with the daughter of a rich man?"

Hua Twelve: "What you said really makes sense!"

Hua Twelve was a little surprised. Ren Tingting seemed to be interested in Xu Baijiu. At first, she asked A Wei to protect her. But it was said that A Wei was also afraid, so he simply ran to Xu Baijiu and asked curiously, "Why is the guy next to you jumping?"

Before Xu Baijiu could say anything, Qiu Sheng, who was beside Uncle Jiu, came over with a smile and said, "Because he is also a zombie. Take a closer look, he is your grandfather!"

Ren Tingting: “.”

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