A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1043 Vampires fighting zombies!

Chapter 1043 Vampires fighting zombies! (Please order the full version!)
In the backyard of the church, a dozen fake zombies were squatting in a row. The middle of the venue was filled with longevity creams removed from these people, which were piled up half a meter high.

Hua Shier reached out to take the revolver from Awei:

He just shot a fake zombie and the man was killed instantly.

The remaining people were trembling with fear and all knelt down to beg Hua Twelve to show mercy and spare their lives!
At this moment, the old priest who had been seen during the day finally appeared. He must have rushed over after hearing the gunshots.

He looked at the scene in the backyard and immediately stopped it:

"Stop, what are you doing? The church is a sacred place, how can you commit murder here?"

Hua Twelve turned his head and glanced at the old priest, then took out the Jinyiwei token with a look of disdain:
"The Jinyiwei is investigating the case. According to the Ming Dynasty law, anyone who smuggles, sells, transports, or manufactures more than four kilograms of longevity cream will be sentenced to fifteen years in prison, life imprisonment, or death. Look for yourself, how much longevity cream is this?"

Well, he applied the Ming Dynasty Law based on the criminal laws of later generations, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fact that snail sellers should be put to death!
Uncle Jiu, Taoist Simu, Ren Tingting and the others were confused and didn't understand what was going on. Xu Baijiu covered his face:

"here we go again!"

A bunch of zombies were all confused. We were just pretending to be zombies carrying longevity cream. Did we travel through time? Did we dream back to the Ming Dynasty?

The priest looked confused and blurted out: "But, but it's the Qing Dynasty now!"

Hua Shier pointed the gun at the old priest: "Old man, do you want to be a traitor?"

The old priest was a clergyman who had studied abroad in the Vatican. He naturally knew the dangers of firearms and quickly raised his hands:
"The Lord says that all beings are equal. In the eyes of us clergy, there are no national boundaries. Manchus and Han people are the same!"

Hua Twelve spat: "That's not being able to tell right from wrong. Who said that? Tell him to come out and tell me in person!"

The old priest said angrily: "The Lord is everywhere, anyway, you can't kill people here!"

The old man seemed to think that Hua Twelve didn't dare to touch him, so he stood in front of the fake zombies:
"If you want to kill, just kill me!"

Hua Shier pulled the trigger directly, and the bullet hit the old priest's thigh. The old man fell to the ground, screaming:

"Are you really fighting?"

Hua Twelve was amused by him: "Do you think I'm kidding you? What kind of sacred place is this? You can't commit crimes. Then you can just smuggle the longevity cream, right? What kind of logic is this church of yours?"

The more he spoke, the angrier he became. He raised his pistol and hit the old priest on the forehead with the butt of the gun, which caused a big bump. The old man saw stars and cried out in pain.

Uncle Jiu advised: "Brother Hua, I don't think he is a bad person. I think he was kept in the dark about the smuggling of Fushou Cream!"

The old priest nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it was the mayor who said that corpse drivers often pass by here, so he asked our church to open the door and make the backyard a resting place for the corpse drivers. I didn't know they were carrying the longevity cream!"

Hua Twelve said unhappily:

"You don't know this, you don't know that, so why are you showing off? Let me tell you, the mayor not only uses your church to transport longevity cream, but also smuggles arms. You have a batch of goods in your basement, those are the arms smuggled in by the foreign devils, I will go over and confiscate them in a while, and you will be fined for this situation, I tell you."

After he said that, he fired a few shots, emptied the bullets in the revolver, and killed a few more fake zombies.

Uncle Jiu and Taoist Simu couldn't help but frown when they saw him killing without restraint, but when their eyes fell on the longevity creams, they both looked relieved and said nothing.

Ren Tingting reacted the most, as if she was frightened. She screamed, and threw herself into Xu Baijiu's arms, hugging her tightly without even raising her head, while Xu Baijiu kindly comforted her.

Hua Shier took a look at the girl and thought to himself that she was worthy of having attended a foreign school and was really good at seducing men.

He ran out of bullets. There was a thin man inside the fake zombie. A cold light flashed in his eyes and he suddenly attacked:

"I want your life!"

After he stood up, he rushed close to the opponent and used the White Ape Tongbei Fist, striking from a long distance and using the Phoenix Eye Fist to hit Hua Twelve's temple. This man had practiced martial arts and his kung fu was pretty good.

Hua Shier didn't even try to dodge, wanting to let this man experience the feeling of his fist hitting a hammer. But he didn't move, while the Dragon Slayer Taoist who was possessed by the Sky-Roaring Dog did. He barked, pounced on the thin man, knocked him to the ground, and bit off his throat with one bite.

Then he turned around and wagged his tail and stuck out his tongue at Hua Twelve, like a dog asking for a reward from his owner.

Hua Twelve reached into his arms, and in front of everyone's surprised eyes, he pulled out a pressed duck and threw it over:
"Good dog, here's a reward for you!"

The Dragon Slayer Taoist priest exerted his strength with all four limbs, leaped into the air, bit the pressed duck in one bite, held it aside and started to chew it.

This scene made everyone else stunned, even Uncle Jiu couldn't understand:

"Why hasn't the prayer ended yet?"

Taoist Simu was also amazed: "Generally, the time for summoning gods is only one stick of incense. It should have passed long ago, but why hasn't Roaring Sky Dog left yet? If this continues, I'm afraid the Dragon Slayer will be useless!"

Uncle Jiu wanted to step forward to solve the problem, but was grabbed by Simu:
"Tu Long asked for this, it's retribution. Brother, please don't get involved in this kind of cause and effect!"

When Uncle Jiu heard this, he thought it made sense, nodded, and stepped back.

Hua Twelve threw the revolver back to A Wei, then killed all the remaining snail dealers one by one with his palm, and then said calmly:

"Remember to be a good person in your next life!"

Taoist Simu shook his head and said, "What they did will send them to hell. It will be hard for them to have another life!"

At this time, the old priest who was sitting on the ground holding his thigh suddenly shouted:
"How is this going?"

Everyone followed his gaze and saw that the blood from the wounds of the people who had been shot to death by Hua Twelve with a pistol had strangely gathered together to form an inverted pentagram shape, and then seeped into the ground.

Although Hua Shier also felt it was unusual, he did not take it seriously. He believed that he was invincible in the world, so no matter what evil spirits came out, he could just kill them directly to complete his mission. He was just afraid that there would not be enough evil spirits or that they were not powerful enough!

The old priest suddenly thought of something. "Oh no! Send me to the basement quickly. Otherwise, if he sucks the blood, we will all be doomed!"

Uncle Jiu and Taoist Simu also felt something unusual, and also sensed an evil aura. The former helped the old priest up and asked urgently:

"What's in the basement? Don't hide it from us!"

The old priest said anxiously: "There is a vampire, please send me to the basement quickly, otherwise it will be too late!"

Uncle Jiu asked Simu, "What is a vampire? Are there such ghosts?"

Simu shrugged and said, "That's probably nonsense. How can a ghost suck blood? Only zombies suck blood!"

Ren Tingting had heard the legend of vampires in the foreign school, so she knew what was going on and helped explain:

"Vampires are not ghosts, they are Western zombies!"

Uncle Jiu and Si looked at each other and said, "Oh no!"

The two men, one on each side, carried the old priest and rushed into the church. The old priest showed them the way. Hua Twelve asked everyone to follow them to the basement to watch the excitement. He walked at the back and took advantage of no one's attention to put the longevity cream into the storage space. He didn't want to suck it, but to keep it as it might come in handy in the future, such as using it to frame someone when traveling to the modern world.

The crowd turned left and right in the church, entered a side door, and then went down to the underground through a spiral staircase.

This structure reminded Hua Shier of the terrain of Undercity when he was playing World of Warcraft. Every time he went underground to learn skills, he had to go around for a long time. As soon as they entered the basement, they immediately knew where the missionaries who had been invisible just now had gone. It turned out that they were all in this basement.

The basement was of considerable size, with one side filled with wooden boxes, which should be the batch of munitions brought in by the foreign devils. There was a stone platform in the middle of the basement, and a figure was floating above the platform.

The figure was a young missionary, but this time his face was ferocious, his fangs were bared, and he was emitting black air and roaring at the people around him.

Around the stone platform, dozens of missionaries were praying at the same time:
"Save your soul from Satan, save your soul from Satan!"

There were also missionaries who kept pouring holy water on the floating missionary.

Simu asked the old priest: "What's going on?"

The old priest said, "He was bitten by a vampire and is going to become a vampire. We are just using the Bible to drive the evil spirit out of him."

Uncle Jiu's eyes narrowed and he asked, "Will it work?"

The old priest said somewhat embarrassedly: "It should be possible. It couldn't fly before, but now it can fly!"

Uncle Jiu said unhappily: "That would be the opposite effect!"

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He took out a corpse-suppressing talisman and flew forward: "Hurry up and obey the order!"

The talisman had been attached to the missionary who was about to become a vampire. The black air around him gathered instantly, and the missionary fell down with a bang and crashed onto the stone platform.

All the missionaries breathed a sigh of relief. They had been so shocked and frightened before, and now they all collapsed on the ground and gasped for breath.

The old priest was surprised and made the sign of the cross on his chest: "Thank God, thank the Son and the Holy Spirit."

Simu said unhappily: "You should thank my senior brother and thank me for my great magical powers."

The old priest shook his head: "It is the Lord who guided you here, and it is the Lord who uses you to eliminate evil!"

Just as he finished speaking, there was a puff sound and the talisman on the missionary's body ignited without fire. When the talisman burned up, the missionary stood up straight and the fangs in his mouth appeared again.

The old priest was startled and shouted to Uncle Jiu, "Hurry up and give him another one!"

Uncle Jiu snorted coldly: "Let your master come over and post it!"

The old priest was at a loss and had to shout to the clergy on the ground:

“Read the Bible!”

But just now those people were all on edge, and now that the string was loose, it was difficult to tighten it. Many people couldn't even stand up, let alone concentrate and pray devoutly.

The missionary seemed to have a target in mind. He scanned everyone with his eyes and then rushed directly towards the old priest.

Simu snorted coldly, "The evil beast is seeking death!"

After saying that, he took out a jade token without using any magic. It was the jade pendant that controlled the Taoist soldiers. With a thought, a figure wearing a bamboo hat behind him pounced on the missionary who had turned into a vampire and started beating him up.

Seeing this, Xu Baijiu also took out the jade token: "Master, let me help you!"

Then Ren Tingting saw her grandfather rushing up, and she shouted excitedly: "Grandpa, Black Tiger is grabbing crotch!"

"Huh?" Everyone looked at her. The little girl was not well-behaved and her moves were so unrestrained.

Ren Tingting smiled awkwardly: "Heart-to-heart, Black Tiger heart-to-heart"

The two zombie Taoist soldiers beat the vampire so hard that all his fangs were knocked out.

Just as the missionary vampire was about to be beaten to death, suddenly a cold wind blew up, blowing off the hats on the two Taoist soldiers' heads, and then a ghostly howl came from above.

When everyone looked up, they saw a figure falling from the roof like a big bat. It turned out to be a white man dressed as a priest.

But at this time, the white priest had a pale face, red pupils, two vampire fangs in his mouth, and the ten nails on his hands were three inches long. It was obvious that this priest was a vampire.

After the vampire fell down, he waved his hand and knocked the four-eyed Taoist soldiers away. Then he grabbed Old Master Ren with one hand, opened his mouth and bit Old Master Ren's neck with his sharp fangs.

"Roar!"

Old Master Ren roared, opened his mouth wide, showing his zombie fangs, and bit back at the vampire priest.

The two men collided heavily, and the vampire teeth collided with the zombie teeth, which actually made a sound of metal collision.

Then it became embarrassing. The vampire priest's fangs and Old Master Ren's zombie teeth were hooked together and could not be separated.

To other people, it looked like the zombie and the vampire were French kissing, which was really eye-catching!
Hua Twelve couldn't help laughing: "I didn't expect that Old Master Ren likes this. This taste is second to none!"

Ren Tingting glared at her fiercely.

After Hua Shier finished laughing, he couldn't bear to watch it anymore. He walked over and separated the vampire priest and Old Master Ren, one in each hand.

The vampire priest didn't know what was good for him, and he turned around and bit Hua Twelve.

Hua Shier punched the vampire priest in the stomach, and the latter was shot out like a cannonball and hit the wall heavily, with his entire body stuck to the wall like mud.

Fortunately, the vampire's recovery ability was amazing. Ten seconds later, the vampire priest rushed over again.

Hua Shier used an Eight Trigrams Mud-Walking Step, went around the vampire, and used a Kuixing Kick to kick the vampire's cervical vertebra into pieces. Even the vampire had to lie down directly, and probably wouldn't be able to get up until the cervical vertebra healed.

Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up; "What a great Kuixing Kick!"

Hua Twelve said to Uncle Jiu, Simu and Xu Baijiu:

"Your Taoist soldiers are all zombies. They can increase their strength by absorbing blood. I think vampires are good. You can try to let the Taoist soldiers absorb the blood of vampires. They are all undead creatures that feed on blood. Maybe the combination of the two powers can bring benefits."

The three of them thought it made sense, and immediately controlled their own Taoist soldiers to start biting the priest vampire, absorbing the blood and dark power from his body.

The vampire priest screamed again and again: "My Lord will not let you go!"

The old priest struggled to stand up on one leg and said, "You have betrayed my Lord. You are the one who should be judged by my Lord!"

The vampire priest laughed loudly: "Do you think I'm talking about the guy on the cross? My Lord is the great devil in hell. I have already sacrificed enough blood, and my Lord will be born soon."

When he was halfway through his words, his blood was sucked dry by three Taoist soldiers. His entire body shrank and then turned gray.

At this time, the entire church began to shake. If you look down from the sky, you will find that with the church as the center and between the five villas, an inverted pentagram pattern is shining in the dark, emitting a blood-red light. A faint smell of sulfur emerges in the air, and this smell becomes rapidly stronger as time goes by.

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