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Chapter 1054 Uncle Nine Explodes! (Please Subscribe!)

Jingjing has no relatives and only has one master, the old monk Ikkyu. Hua Shier has one elder brother, Xu Baijiu. After the two of them discussed it, they decided to hold a simple wedding ceremony for Hua Shier and Jingjing.

Taoist Simu presided over the wedding ceremony in person. He sang loudly: "Bow to Heaven and Earth!"

Hua Shier and Jingjing faced the door and kowtowed to the heavens.

“Bow to the Elders”

The newlyweds offered tea to the monk Ikkyu and Xu Baijiu who were seated at the upper seats.

The old monk Ikkyu was full of joy, but his eyes were red. He took the tea, feeling both relieved and disappointed. He wiped his eyes and said with a smile:
"Okay, you two must live in harmony and grow old together!"

Xu Baijiu took the tea and took a sip, then said, "May you have a son soon and have many children!"

Jingjing's face flushed red, Hua Twelve looked at the cheap brother with amusement, and Xu Baijiu realized from that look that "I have three wives, and you don't have one, so how can you say that?"

Xu Baijiu understood and glared at him unhappily, then laughed himself. He was thinking about going to Renjia Town after learning Taoism. If Ren Tingting hadn't married yet, then...
Simu then said loudly: "The last step is for the couple to bow to each other and then enter the bridal chamber."

Jiale, who was watching the ceremony, cried so hard that his cornea almost fell off. He was so embarrassed.

Simu turned back with a look of disgust: "Your master is not dead yet, why are you crying like this?"

Jiale cried and said, "I am so moved, do you understand? I witnessed love, how can you be so unsympathetic? Besides, why would I cry like this if you died?"

Although Simu was disgusted at first, he nodded when he heard about love and touching things, thinking that it was also a beautiful side of the world. But after hearing the rest, he became uneasy and picked up a peach wood sword:

"I'll beat you to death, you bastard!"

That night, Simu gave his wooden house to Hua Twelve and Jingjing as their new home. He took Xu Baijiu and Jiale to the old monk Ikkiu's place to have hotpot.

Simu grumbled as he rinsed the food: "This wild delicacy is really delicious, but it's a pity that it's all vegetables. You're good in everything except mutton."

The monk Ikkyu spat and said, "Pah, stop talking nonsense. I don't eat any meat!"

Xu Baijiu looked at Jiale who was still sobbing and sighed: "Junior brother, let the past be the past, you have to look forward!"

Jiale pointed to the dozen or so red marks on his face from the peach wood sword: "Some things can't just be forgotten. It hurts!"

The perpetrator looked at each other and drank a glass of wine with disdain:

"Young people nowadays can't even handle such a small injury. When I made a mistake, I didn't cry even when your master spanked me. I just hit your face and you cried like this. Really."

After saying this, he shook his head and sighed.

Xu Baijiu and the old monk Ikkyu: “.” Did this person say that?
Jiale covered his chest and said, "I am mainly heartbroken. Can't that kid be more gentle? Look, the house is about to collapse. How can Jingjing bear it?"

The scene changed, and everyone saw the wooden house next door swaying rhythmically, sometimes up and down, sometimes left and right.

The men suddenly felt that the hot pot was no longer fragrant. They frowned and asked Xu Baijiu, "It's almost half an hour, what's wrong?"

Halfway through the conversation, the voice stopped.
Several people said at the same time: "Beast!"

Jiale couldn't help but shed tears of 'happiness' again, it hurts so much!
Inside the wooden house next door, Hua Twelve was teaching his new wife Jingjing how to do Tai Chi:
"Wife, look at this move, it's Zhang Sanfeng's original Vajra Pounding Awl, the shoulder shakes like this, the foot stamps like this."

With a loud bang, the wooden house shook.

Jiale next door: "Again, again, why is he doing so much force?"

Jingjing has been learning martial arts since she was young. She is naturally very interested in the legendary original Tai Chi of Master Zhang. She is also very interested in learning it, but she always feels that something is wrong. However, she has not been taught by her mother since she was a child, and she doesn't know what she should do after entering the bridal chamber, so she can't tell what is wrong. She learned another move in a formal manner, and then she couldn't help asking:
"My husband, do other people practice martial arts before entering the bridal chamber?"

"Cough cough."

Hua Twelve was a little embarrassed when asked:
"Well, other people have more interesting things to do when they enter the bridal chamber, but that can only be done after the age of 18. You are too young to bear it. Wait another two years and your husband will teach you!"

Jingjing didn't suspect anything and thought it was good that her husband knew how to take care of himself. She happily continued to pound the cone.

The next day, Hua Shier took Jingjing back to Wumeng as planned. When they were seeing her off, the others were all confused as they saw Jingjing jumping around like nothing happened.

Ikkyu: "Jingjing, slow down. Your health is the most important thing!"

Jingjing smiled and said, "Don't worry, Master. My husband taught me Tai Chi yesterday. After practicing it, I not only didn't feel tired, but I felt very comfortable!"

"Tai Chi?"

"Yeah, we practiced until very late last night. Hey, Master, Taoist Simu, Big Brother, Jiale, why do you all have dark circles under your eyes?"

Everyone coughed and accused each other: "Dirty thoughts!"

Then at the same time: "I don't know how soundly I sleep!"

Then they spat at the same time: "Pah!"

Hua Twelve was speechless. He naturally knew what was going on with these people. They were all old sluts. Seeing the wooden house next door shaking made their minds unhealthy, their imaginations ran wild, and they couldn't fall asleep. Then they refused to admit it and even stepped on each other.
Ikkiu raised Jingjing and treated her like his own daughter. He pulled her aside and asked in a concerned voice:
"Why don't you have, what, is it a husband-and-wife thing?"

Jingjing's face turned red, but she still told him that Hua Twelve was considerate of her because she was young.

The old monk Ikkyu let out a long sigh, feeling that he had entrusted his little white rabbit to the right person. He turned back and nodded to Hua Twelve:

"You are a good boy. I have not entrusted my apprenticeship to the wrong person. I have learned a little magic trick by chance, so I will pass it on to you!"

After saying that, he threw over a small booklet with "Puppetry" written on it!
Having gained the benefit, Hua Twelve naturally smiled: "Thank you very much, Master!" He called her "Master" just like "Jingjing", so it was not a disadvantage.

Xu Baijiu took out a letter and handed it to Hua Shier, asking him somewhat embarrassedly to give the letter to Ren Tingting when he passed by Renjia Town.

Hua Twelve winked and said, "When you come back after completing your studies, do I have to call that girl sister-in-law?"

Xu Baijiu got angry and punched him: "Go away!"

Hua Shier immediately waved goodbye to everyone and took Jingjing away from the valley where Simu and Yixiu lived in seclusion.

After climbing over a mountain, Hua Shier released the Moon Golden Wheel and flew into the air with Jingjing.

After flying for only a hundred miles, the clear sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds. Then, a pool of water appeared in the mountains, so deep that no one could see the bottom. A huge snake rushed out of the pool and opened its mouth to bite Hua Twelve in the air.

The snake was as thick as a train and over a hundred feet long. Jingjing was flying excitedly, but something unexpected happened. She saw the terrifying appearance of the snake and hugged Hua Twelve tightly, screaming loudly. "Don't be afraid, I'll take care of everything!" Hua Twelve's mind moved, and the Moon Gold Wheel dodged instantly, leaving the snake empty-handed.

After the giant snake fell down and coiled into a snake mountain, he looked at it carefully and found that this giant snake was unusual.

The snake's head was an inverted triangle, obviously a giant poisonous snake, and on its forehead there was a single black horn like a rhinoceros horn, with only the tip of the horn being light gold. Spiritual energy was emanating from its body, and it was not an ordinary giant snake, but a poisonous dragon that had transformed into a dragon after practicing for thousands of years.

Hua Twelve was about to take action when he suddenly received a message from his spiritual consciousness:
"Don't be upset, I have no ill intentions. I stopped you just to discuss something with you!"

Hua Twelve sneered: "Who do you think you are to call me a fellow Taoist? If you have something to say, just say it directly. If you don't have anything to say, don't try to get close to me!"

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The poisonous dragon was visibly angry, and poison mist was spewing out of its two huge nostrils, but it still sent out divine thoughts to discuss:

"I will be a dragon in the next 20 to 30 years. However, there are dragon-slaying swords placed under several stone bridges in the downstream waterway. I would like to borrow your magic weapon to protect me. I will definitely reward you generously after I enter the sea!"

Hua Twelve sneered, "Protect you and harm the people along the way? I can promise you that, but you said there will be a big reward, so I think you should give me the reward now, otherwise who knows whether your promise is true or false!"

The poisonous dragon's two lantern-sized eyeballs suddenly shrank, and its divine mind transmitted: "What benefit do you want?"

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Hua Twelve pointed at the single horn on its head that was as black as ink and had a light golden tip and said, "I think your horn is quite nice!"

The poisonous dragon was immediately furious. It had practiced for thousands of years to obtain a single horn and transform into a dragon. This was not a good thing at all, it was a threat to its life.

He stopped pretending and rolled up a mountain stone pillar with his tail, then threw it at Hua Twelve like a javelin.

The stone pillar was said to be a stone pillar, with a diameter of several feet and a height of thirty feet. In later generations, it would be a stone pillar peak. When it flew over, it was like a mountain collapsing, covering the sky and the sun.

Feeling Jingjing trembling in his arms, Hua Twelve laughed out loud: "What's so scary about this? Let's see what your husband is capable of!"

He pointed his finger and black and white energy shot out. It was his flying sword 'Yin Yang'.

The Yin-Yang swords twisted together, and the hundred-meter-high stone peak was crushed into powder. Then the sword energy went down and directly crushed the poisonous dragon's body and soul, leaving only a single horn. Hua Twelve summoned it with a casual move and put it into the storage space.

The poisonous dragon had been practicing for thousands of years and felt that the Xuanmen sect in the Central Plains was in decline. He claimed to be invincible in the world. When he saw a cultivator flying by with a sword, he wanted to kill him and steal his treasure.

What it didn't expect was that, although it didn't know whether it was invincible in the world, the thing it encountered was not from the human world at all.

What was even more unexpected was that it was only interested in other people's interest, but other people were only interested in its principal, and it was devoured without leaving anything behind in one wave. Telecom fraud is really killing people!

If it weren't for Hua Twelve, this poisonous dragon would have completed its mission in the year 33 and started to move around, causing countless destruction along the way and causing heavy casualties to the people on both sides of the waterway. Finally, the Tianshi Mansion summoned all the Xuanmen people in the world and killed it in the Jinsha River. Well, it was also a death, but a few decades too early.

After Hua Shier collected the unicorn's horn, he did not let go of the dragon's body either. The dragon was full of poison, and if it was allowed to rot, it would surely bring disaster to the people. However, to a cultivator, the dragon was full of treasures, and he put it into the storage space with a wave of his hand.

After killing the poisonous dragon, Hua Shier flew on his sword again at lightning speed. A moment later, he had flown over the mountains and arrived above Renjia Town.

A sword light fell in front of Uncle Jiu's charity cemetery, and Hua Twelve brought Jingjing forward to knock on the door.

The one who opened the door was Wencai. After seeing Hua Twelve, although he was happy, he could not hide his worry:
"Mr. Hua, you are here. My master is injured. Please go in and take a look!"

Hua Twelve was suddenly surprised, because looking at Wencai's expression, he knew that Uncle Jiu was seriously injured. He didn't know what kind of monster he had encountered that could have hurt Uncle Jiu so badly.

After entering, I saw Uncle Jiu being wrapped up like a mummy, and Qiu Sheng was feeding him water with a bowl.

Seeing that it was Hua Twelve who came, Qiu Sheng hurriedly greeted him. Uncle Jiu smiled awkwardly and said:

"Brother Hua, I am sorry to make you laugh at my appearance!"

Hua Twelve found Uncle Jiu's appearance somewhat funny, and tried hard not to laugh, and asked:
"Uncle Jiu, what's wrong with you?"

Uncle Jiu sighed and recounted what had happened somewhat embarrassedly.

This story started when Uncle Jiu came back from Jiuquan Town. Not long after he came back from Jiuquan Town, a man named Leopard Head from Wumeng came looking for Hua Twelve, saying that supernatural events had occurred in Wumeng and wanted to ask Hua Twelve for advice.

Uncle Jiu was Hua Twelve's friend and an expert in handling supernatural events. When he heard that it was Hua Twelve's wife who sent someone to look for him, he immediately said that he felt obligated to do so, even though Hua Twelve was not there, he could still handle some of the evil spirits.

He immediately packed up some magic-exorcising devices, took Wencai and Qiu Sheng, and followed Leopard Head to Wumeng.

After arriving in Wumeng, we found out that the zombies here were the same Western zombies as those in Jiuquan Town, and there was also another kind of monster that appeared to be a human during the day and turned into a wolf at night.

At first, Uncle Jiu didn't take the matter seriously. He started a ritual at night, hoping to fight the two monsters. However, he found that the Taoist magic had only halved the lethality against the two monsters and they could not be killed in one blow. After a fight, he relied on the Taoist soldiers to successfully break out with Qiu Sheng and Wencai.

When Hua Shier heard about Western zombies and monsters that were human during the day and wolves at night, he frowned. Aren't these just vampires and werewolves?

He frowned and asked, "Are those two monsters the ones who hurt you like this, Uncle Jiu?"

Uncle Jiu smiled bitterly and said, "That's not the case. Although my Taoist magic has limited killing power on the two monsters, I was not injured. The main reason is that after I came back, I learned from my mistakes and felt that I couldn't let the two monsters harm people. So on a rainy night, I practiced the Lightning Thunder Fist, hoping to master the Thunder Method and then go to exorcise the monsters, but the result was..."

Qiu Sheng said, "As a result, my master's underwear exploded under the bomb."

Wencai was gesticulating with joy: "Smoke is coming out of my whole body, it's really spectacular!"

Uncle Jiu's face was as black as ink: "You two evil disciples, go kneel aside!"

Wencai and Qiu Sheng's faces suddenly turned bitter, and they knelt down obediently.

Hua Shier then understood that his uncle wanted to draw the lightning into his body to practice the "Lightning Thunder Fist". He had been lying in bed for seven days, but his uncle was still alive. He was really lucky.

He wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to do so, so he could only suppress his smile and said with a strange look on his face, "Uncle Jiu, did you succeed in attracting the lightning into your body?"

Uncle Jiu sighed: "I fainted immediately, so there was no chance for me to attract lightning into my body."

Hua Twelve really couldn't help himself this time and burst out laughing.

Uncle Jiu’s face turned even darker.

Hua Shier asked Qiu Sheng and Wencai to stop kneeling and go get a bathtub. He poured out a bucket of the brotherhood's medicinal bath and put Uncle Jiu in it. He told him that this medicinal bath was specially used to treat external injuries. No matter what kind of injury it was, it would be healed in six hours. In addition, if the meridians were injured, they should drink strong liquor to promote blood circulation and accelerate the absorption of the medicinal properties, which would have miraculous effects.

After he made arrangements with Uncle Jiu, he went to Master Ren's residence and handed Xu Baijiu's letter to the shy Ren Tingting. Then, thinking about Wumeng, he took Jingjing and rode his flying sword back to Wumeng County without stopping!

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