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Chapter 1056 Are you trying to mess with me?

Chapter 1056 Are you trying to mess with me? (Please subscribe!)

In the flower hall of the county government, although Leopard Head Lei Bao cannot fly, because Zhangjiazhai is closer to Wumeng and he doesn't need to perform rituals to pray for the souls of the deceased, he returns to Wumeng first. When he sees Hua Twelve coming back, he immediately steps forward to report the matter of Zhangjiazhai.

"Sir, the corpses in Zhangjiazhai have indeed turned into zombies. When I went over there, they were attacking ordinary villagers!"

Hua Twelve, who was drinking tea at the main seat, was somewhat surprised: "Can they come out and cause trouble in the daytime?"

Leopard Head shook his head and denied: "That's not the case. Those corpses seem to be very afraid of sunlight. They only attacked the relatives who were guarding their bodies in the funeral home, and they didn't dare to leave the funeral home!"

Hua Twelve nodded. This was just like the vampires he knew. If vampires were not afraid of sunlight and could walk in broad daylight, it would be a little difficult to deal with. It was not that it was difficult to kill them, but the main concern was that some would slip through the net and flee to other places, which would cause endless troubles.
"So how did you do it?"

Hua Shier thought that if it were him, to deal with those blood-sucking bugs, he would just have to burn down the charity cemetery, or directly order people to tear down the walls and expose the vampires to the sunlight. He would naturally win without a fight and the problem would be solved easily.

It turned out not to be the case at all.

Then Lei Bao said, "Of course I will take the silver-plated long sword and go in and kill people indiscriminately!"

Leopard Head was extremely excited when talking about the scene at that time:

"Sir, this silver-plated weapon is really useful against those monsters. After I rushed in, I couldn't see anything for a moment because it was dark in the charity cemetery. I felt a strong wind blowing from all sides. I immediately used the Night Fighting All Directions move and injured several of them. The monsters that I chopped turned into ashes in an instant!"

"You didn't see it. The remaining monsters were baring their teeth at me, but when they saw this, they screamed like little girls who were about to be raped. They even wanted to run away. I was so excited that I rushed over."

Hua Twelve was very upset. "Stop, stop it, don't say any more. You have turned a good demon-slaying martial arts film into a mosaic. Just tell me what happened in the end?"

Lei Bao scratched his head. He didn't quite understand what Mosaic was, but he continued:

"Of course, we killed them all. Then, to prevent any further damage, I burned down the charity cemetery and searched Zhangjia Town thoroughly to make sure there were no remnants. Only then did I bring my men back!"

Hua Twelve was speechless. Why didn't you just set the fire at the beginning? Why go to so much trouble? You are definitely a violent maniac.

Giving this guy a look of disdain, Hua Twelve sent him downstairs to rest while he went to take a shower and change clothes. Well, Mo Zai Ti was responsible for the bathing, Liu Ziqing was responsible for changing clothes, and as for Jingjing, since she hasn't grown up yet, she should be responsible for feeding her fruits. Life is only once, so just enjoy it. It's wonderful!
After taking a shower, changing clothes and eating some fruit, I was enjoying the attentive service of Liu Ziqing and Mo Zaiti, well, it was just a simple massage.

At this critical moment, Bao Longxing was heard shouting outside: "Second brother, stop playing, a group of foreign devils are coming into the city."

"Who, who played it!"

Hua Twelve climbed up from Mo Zaiti and cursed as he put on his clothes: "You all heard it, right? This shameless guy slandered me!"

Liu Ziqing's face turned red, and she rolled her eyes when Mo Hua mentioned it again. She had heard many people denying their deeds after putting on their trousers, but she had never heard of anyone denying their deeds even before putting on their trousers.

Hua Twelve: No need to hear about it, you will see it with your own eyes today!
Bao Longxing was still howling in front of the door when he was kicked in the lower back. He turned around suddenly and said, "Who hit me? Hey, second brother, weren't you fighting with the two second sisters-in-law in the room?"

"Who told you that I had a fight with your two sisters-in-law in the room? I was practicing calligraphy in the study." Can I tell you what I saw from the back window? Well, I was practicing calligraphy with very smooth strokes.

"It was Sister Jingjing who said you were a day-to-day prostitute."

He kicked the guy again and told him to shut up. Hua Twelve turned his head and saw the little girl behind the moon door retracting her head with a whoosh.

She is indeed a peach. She is so troublesome at such a young age.

Walking forward with Bao Longxing: "What did you just say?"

Bao Longxing immediately got down to business: "A group of foreign devils came from outside the city, saying that they had a warrant from the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi and wanted to enter the city for repairs."

Hua Shier immediately thought of the group of foreign devils he met on the way back.

"Let's go over and have a look!"

At the top of Wumeng City, Hua Shier looked down and saw the same team of foreign devils as before. There were more than a hundred of them, most of them carrying firearms, and among them were a few clergymen wearing priest robes and clergy uniforms.

He stood on the top of the city wall and asked from a high position: "Who are you? What are you doing in Wumeng?"

A figure rode out on horseback, lifted up the priest's robe and cloak on his head, revealing an old face:

"Brother Hua, it's me!"

The acquaintance was the old priest from Jiuquan Town.

"Brother Hua, we are here on behalf of the Vatican and the East India Company to investigate the vampires in Jiuquan Town. We just happened to be passing by here and plan to rest for two days before leaving."

Seeing that it was an acquaintance, Hua Shier gave him face, nodded, and waved his hand to let the person pass!

He walked down the city wall with Bao Longxing and Leopard Head, and stood in front of the foreign team, intending to explain the rules to these foreigners and ask them some questions.

The foreign team stopped, and the old priest smiled and nodded at him, but the foreigners in his team were all riding on their horses, looking nonchalant and seemingly not taking him, the leader of Wumeng, seriously.

A white man in his forties in the team rode forward and said arrogantly:

"Qing people, what do you want to do? Get out of the way quickly, we need to rest!"

Hua Twelve said calmly: "I don't like to raise my head and talk to people!"

Leopard Head rushed forward and kicked the leg of the horse that the white man was riding. With a click, the horse's leg was broken. The horse Xilulu screamed in pain and fell to the ground. The white foreigner also fell to the ground in a mess.

The other people in the foreign team took out their rifles and pointed them at Hua Shier and others.

Not to mention Hua Twelve, even Bao Longxing looked disdainful at this scene:
"Why, you want to show your teeth?"

After Bao Longxing finished speaking, he put two fingers in his mouth and blew a loud whistle.

Rows of archers suddenly appeared on the top of the city walls, and hundreds of musketeers ran out from both sides of the road, aiming their bows and arrows and muskets at the foreign troops.

There was an instant commotion in the foreign devils' group, and everyone except Van Helsing looked grim.

The middle-aged white man who fell to the ground grimaced in pain and shouted:
"I have a warrant from the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi. How dare you do this to me?"

Hua Twelve walked up and stepped on the head of the middle-aged white man. With force, his face rubbed against the ground and was covered with dirt and dust:

"The Governor-General of Guangdong and Guangxi is nothing. Who have we, the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty, ever been afraid of? I say it again, I don't like to look up when talking to people. Do you understand me now?"

The second sentence was directed to the foreign team.

The old priest quickly dismounted and shouted to the foreigners in a foreign language: "Get off the horse, get off the horse quickly!"

This time, all the foreigners dismounted obediently. Even the nonchalant Van Helsing was persuaded by the young priest beside him to dismount.

Hua Twelve nodded in satisfaction, and then said directly in English:
"I don't care who you are or whose orders you have. I just want to tell you that when you come here, you must abide by the rules. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude. Do you understand?"

The foreigners were surprised that the Chinese man in front of them could speak English. However, they were all indignant when they heard the meaning of his words. However, facing the guns and arrows, they dared not speak out. The old priest smiled apologetically:
"You must follow the rules, you must follow the rules!"

Hua Shier nodded to the old priest and said to Bao Youwei who followed him, "Arrange someone to take them to the inn and tell the innkeeper to charge them double the money. If they pay even a penny less, they will not be allowed to stay in Wumeng anymore!"

After saying that, he turned and left. "Wait."

Hearing a voice behind him, Hua Twelve turned around and saw a tall white man wearing a leather jacket and a cowboy hat, asking him:
"What are the rules you're talking about?"

A group of people were mixed together just now, and Hua Twelve didn't pay attention to them. Now when he saw this white man, he felt familiar with him:

"What's your name?"

The man showed no fear: "My name is Van Helsing!"

Hua Shier suddenly realized that it was him, the legendary demon hunter in the West and the top fighter of the Holy Knights. No wonder he looked familiar. Isn't he the younger version of Wolf? He almost didn't recognize him with his long hair.

He bared his teeth at the other party: "Here, what I say is the rule!"

After saying this, he curled the corners of his mouth pretentiously and left with his men.

Looking at the backs of Hua Twelve and others walking away, these foreign masters who were treated well in other places in China had never suffered such humiliation in China. Their faces were extremely ugly, and someone muttered:

"I really want to shoot that bastard in the head!"

The old priest quickly advised: "He is not an ordinary person, don't make trouble!"

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However, these foreigners only showed superficial respect to this Asian-looking priest, but no one took his words to heart.

Not long after Hua Shier returned to the yamen, a constable came to report that the old priest came to visit with gifts.

Hearing that there was a courtesy, Hua Twelve gladly received the other party, along with Van Helsing and a young monk.

The old priest introduced everyone: "Brother Hua, you have met this person before, it is Van Helsing, he is a member of the Vatican Knights, and the one next to him is his assistant, Father Carl!"

Hua Twelve didn't care who was who, and said with a smile: "Old priest, I heard that you are polite. I am the most reasonable person. It is easier to talk to people if they are polite. Don't you think that's right?"

The old priest smiled bitterly and nodded, then turned to ask Van Helsing to translate. Van Helsing took out a pearwood box and said in slightly awkward Chinese:
"I heard from the priest that you are a powerful demon hunter from the East, and you have defeated the demons from hell that were summoned to the human world. This gift represents my respect for you!"

The old priest handed the pear wood box to Hua Twelve, who took it and opened it. Inside was a silver dagger engraved with a cross, which was very simple in style.

Priest Carl proudly introduced:

"This 13th century silver dagger was once blessed by the Pope. It has a certain killing power against dark creatures. Van Helsing once used it to pierce the heart of Dracula, the ancestor of vampires!"

Hua Twelve raised his eyebrows: "Dracula was stabbed to death?"

Priest Carl's smile froze, and he paused before saying, "No, no, but Dracula was killed by Van Helsing in the end!"

Hua Shier shrugged and said, in his memory, Van Helsing must have killed Dracula by turning into a werewolf.

"Well, thank you for the gift, I love it!"

Hua Shier put away the silver dagger. Although it was of no use, it was an antique dagger blessed by the Pope. At least it was valuable, right? Even if he didn't sell it, it would still be a very good collection.

Seeing him accept the gift, Van Helsing smiled brightly: "As long as you like it!"

Hua Shier asked everyone to sit down and served tea, and the old priest also started talking about business.

According to the old priest, this foreign team came to Wumeng because of the last incident in Jiuquan Town.

The old priest had left Jiuquan Town and returned to Guangzhou. He found Cardinal Piero from the Far East who was supervising the construction of the Sacred Heart Cathedral and reported the situation in Jiuquan Town. His original intention was to preach in other churches, but he did not expect that the Vatican attached great importance to the summoning of demons.

It just so happened that Van Helsing, the top master of the Holy Knights, came to the Far East to deal with some matters. Piero arranged for the old priest to bring Van Helsing over to investigate the affairs of the Jiuquan Town Church.

In addition, it is well known that the East India Company and the Vatican have an unclear relationship. Before the old priest returned to Guangzhou, the East India Company received a telegram from Awei, the leader of the Renjia Town Citizens Team, saying that several representatives of the East India Company were killed by vampires and the goods were burned. He asked the East India Company to get more arms to ensure the security of the cooperation between the two sides.

The East India Company was not foolish. People were dead and goods were gone, so they could not just accept what the other party said. They had to investigate first. Since vampires were involved, they sought help from Bishop Piero. The two sides happened to come together and formed a group to come from Guangzhou.

While resting in the inn, the old priest saw that Van Helsing had a rebellious character. He was afraid that he would have another conflict with Hua Twelve because of the scene in front of the city gate, so he told the other party that the man just now was the one who killed the devil in Jiuquan Town.

Although Van Helsing has a rebellious character, he admires the strong. Facing the devil from hell, as a legendary demon hunter and the top fighter of the Holy Knights, he could not guarantee that he could kill the devil and escape unscathed. But Hua Twelve was able to escape unharmed, so he naturally admired him and wanted to make friends with him, so he asked the old priest to bring him here to make friends with him.

Hua Twelve nodded after listening to this: "So, you came here just to investigate the matter of Jiuquan Town, and it has nothing to do with the vampires and werewolves near Wumeng these days?"

When he said this, Van Helsing immediately perked up: "Why, are there vampires and werewolves here too?"

Hua Shier recounted everything that had happened in Wumeng recently, including the werewolves and vampires that attacked Liujia Village and Zhangjiazhai last night.

Van Helsing said immediately: "Sir, please allow me to join the night patrol!"

Seeing Hua Twelve frowning, Van Helsing was afraid that he would not allow it, so he explained: "Please agree to my request, because this matter is very important to me!"

"Can I ask why?"

Hua Twelve was a little puzzled. There was nothing much to say about Van Helsing killing vampires, because he was a witcher and it was his duty. But to say that this matter was very important to him was a bit too much. There was obviously something else going on.

But Hua Shier likes to eat melons and he always wants to make things clear before making them clear.

Van Helsing paused for a moment before he told why this matter was important to him.

According to the West, Dracula is the ancestor of all vampires, and all vampires in the world originate from Dracula's bloodline.

Now that Dracula has been killed by Van Helsing, his bloodline should have turned to ashes and disappeared, and there should be no more vampires in the world.

But things went against common sense. Van Helsing heard news about vampires again in Yangcheng in the Far East. His first feeling was that it was impossible, so he came here just to get to the bottom of the matter.

Van Helsing also told Hua Twelve that werewolves are servants of vampires, and vampires control the power of werewolves. If there really are vampires and werewolves here, then they should be in the same group.

He volunteered, saying that no one in the world knew those bedbugs better than he did, so Van Helsing applied to join the patrol again.

This time, Hua Shier agreed without hesitation and asked them to go back and have a good rest first, report to the county government office in the evening, and follow Leopard Head Lei Bao.

When it got dark, Van Helsing joined the patrol team, led by Lei Bao himself, and patrolled the streets and alleys of Wumeng.

At this time, Hua Shier was not idle. He used a clone talisman to create an avatar, who appeared in the inn where the foreigners were staying, wearing an invisible cloak, to gather information.

He thought the same as the East India Company. They couldn't just believe whatever others said. They had to personally investigate the purpose of these foreigners coming here.

At this time, in a main room of the inn, several foreigners were smoking cigars, apparently having a meeting, but the person who was talking was a Qing Dynasty man dressed as a Chinese businessman.

"My dear foreign gentlemen, the man surnamed Hua is just as expected. As soon as the incident between Liujia Village and Zhangjia Village broke out today, he rushed to Liujia Village. His master Lei Bao led the team to Zhangjia Village. Only some ordinary soldiers and his three women are left in the county government office."

In the backyard of the county government office, Hua Twelve saw all this through his clone and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. It seemed that these foreign devils had bad intentions and had ulterior motives. Why did it sound like they already knew about vampires and werewolves? And what they said meant, "This is..., are they trying to mess with me?"

Thanks: 08a, Brother Chu Ritian, the carefree immortal, for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for the monthly ticket and the recommendation ticket, thank you very much.

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