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Chapter 1060: Little Bat, can you speak London accent?

Chapter 1060: Little Bat, can you speak London accent? (Please subscribe!)
Overnight, the Vatican and London collapsed. Such a result was unexpected by Hua Shier, the initiator, and even seemed a little unbelievable.

Because he knows this world. In the East, there are zombies, ghosts, and evil spirits; in the West, there are vampires and werewolves.

That is to say, this is a world where a mythological system exists, so when he decided to attack the Vatican, he initially planned to launch a blitzkrieg and take advantage and then leave.

It's like when a short guy faces a muscular guy. The wisest thing to do is not to have a fair fight in the ring, but to launch a sneak attack when the guy is unprepared, give him two eye cannons unexpectedly, then dodge and wait for another opportunity to act.

This was Hua Shier's plan. He would launch a surprise attack on the Vatican first, destroying as much as possible. Then he would wait for the opponent's legendary angel legion, several archangels, Jesus, God, Mary and so on to show up. He felt that if the opponent was more powerful than him, he would avoid them first and switch to guerrilla warfare.

But I didn't expect that this battle would be so easy. The most powerful opponent he faced was Gabriel's clone in Van Helsing's body. There was no one left who could fight. None of the angel legions, archangels, and cake sellers showed up.

The Pope of the Holy See was even more vulnerable. He was held in the hands of Qi Siming's ancestor like a little chicken and had his blood sucked. He howled so miserably, even worse than an old woman.

Hua Twelve looked disgusted at the time. Is this the Pope?
As the Pope of the largest religious sect in the West, let alone the contemporary Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, even compared with Uncle Jiu, this Pope cannot compare!
Bah! Nothing.

The successful destruction of the Vatican gave Hua XII a great boost of confidence, so he decided to take over London as well. After all, John Bull was one of the masterminds behind the destruction. Not to mention that the full name of the infamous East India Company was the "British East India Company".

The result was very gratifying. John Bull was just bloated and could not withstand any punches or kicks. He was defeated. Not only was the foggy city of London destroyed by him, but Britain's industry and military power also suffered a devastating blow.

In terms of navigation, not to mention warships, even merchant ships and fishing boats anchored in ports along the British coast were sunk by him.

Hua Shier saw that it was so easy, so he decided to fight anyway.
Looking at the devastated Britain, Hua Twelve showed a meaningful smile.

Western powers, right? I'm afraid you won't be able to survive in the future. I guess you can only break apart.
That night, Hua Shier took action again.

Well, as for why it was night again? Because he was afraid of death. At night, he had the BUFF of immortality. If a Western god or a European country had some national treasure, he could be prepared in case it was not the case.

The target of this operation was Paris.

Although the Eight-Nation Alliance has not happened yet in this world, it does not prevent Hua Shier from sentencing them in advance based on the crimes they will commit in the future.

Those eight countries are all on Hua-12’s blacklist, and they plan to target them one by one.

Well, that's the truth!
Bismarck, the future Iron Chancellor of Germany, once said a famous saying, "Truth is only within the range of cannons." Hua Shier deeply agrees with this statement.

If you are strong enough and don’t like someone, just beat him up.

If you are weaker, just protest first and then take action when you have no choice.

If the power disparity is too great, then they can only recognize a father and help their godfather bark at their former master. For example, a certain island country or a southern peninsula has recognized a father and a suzerain country in history. In modern times, they have changed their father and can still live well, which has a strong historical heritage.

This is getting off topic. Hua Shier led his Taoist corps to attack Paris at night. At that time, the Gallic rooster had just successfully rebelled and established the Third GH Country, which was competing with Prussia.

When Hua Twelve came over at night, he mobilized a large army of Taoist soldiers. He had thought that with all the revolutions in Gallic during this period, the army should be very powerful, and they should be like Joan of Arc, who is strong and courageous and would fight to the death if not convinced. However, he was greatly disappointed. He had to add the word "no" after "Joan of Arc", well, it means "really no"!
The Gallic chicken's fighting power is so poor that it is totally vulnerable. It can't even stop more than a hundred zombies!
Gallic Chicken: Who can stop it? Ah, who can stop it? You tell me, can you tell me?
The Daobing Corps led the way, and the Wumeng Militia was responsible for fighting in the wild. During the entire process, they did not encounter any decent resistance. They wiped out the resistance in Paris in two hours, ending the battle, and spent the rest of the time looting.

Oh, that's not called robbery in Western terms.

Because Hua Shier felt that the current Gauls did not have the ability to protect valuable items such as cultural relics, gold, and francs, so he planned to take these things back and help the Gauls keep them.

By the way, he did the same thing in London, focusing on keeping everyone fair.

No storage fees will be charged. After all, Hua Twelve is not only handsome, but also kind. He has a beautiful soul!

Hua Shier was still thinking about pushing the iron tower down, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time. Later he remembered that he seemed to have arrived too early, and the broken thing had not been built yet.

But it doesn't matter. After his "helping with the safekeeping business", the city of Paris probably won't be able to rebuild that broken iron tower within another thirty or fifty years.

Paris, a city later known as the capital of art, the capital of fashion, the capital of culture, and the capital of romance, will probably have a few more titles in the future.

For example, a city of scavengers, or a city of beggars, a place hated by God or something like that.

On the third night, Hua Shier turned his attention to the island country.

He wasn't going to show any mercy in this broken place.

Yes, that's right. Whether it was in London or Paris before, he held back and was not too brutal. His main targets were the military and high-ranking officials, and he did not kill many civilians.

But the island nation couldn't do that, as this was a family feud. Hua Twelve opened the magic door and wanted to kill people at will, and he killed two night watchmen who were unlucky enough to meet him.

What he didn't expect was that just by killing two seemingly harmless night watchmen, his mission completion score increased by two points.

Hua Twelve was confused. What was going on?
You have to know that he killed a lot in the Vatican, John Bull, and Gallic Rooster, but the mission completion rate only increased by less than 3,000. It can be said that the mission completion rate brought by killing is less than 1%.

How come in this island country, just by killing two night watchmen, the mission value increases by two? This ratio is too high.

Hua Shier didn't believe in evil, so he randomly killed a few people within a hundred miles. Of course, he didn't attack women and children. He discovered a very serious problem, that is, as long as they were adults on the island, they would have completed the task.

I'm in a big trough!
Hua Shier felt that something was wrong at that time. The Japanese devils from the island country were all sinful demons and monsters. If they were to kill them all, a few villages would probably be enough to help them "ascend" and leave this world. How could this be possible when there were still many things to do?

He then tried to use Taoist soldiers or order the militia to start the killing, but in the end all the kills were counted on him.

Hua Shier cursed Onigashima for having no good people, while conducting various experiments, and finally he found a method.

"Grass of Life and Death"!
It was in Goryeo in the last world, where people ate poisonous grass that could turn them into zombies.

He still had a lot of this poisonous grass in his space. Hua Shier took out a poisonous grass and created a zombie on the outskirts of Tokyo. After ordering it to massacre the village, he found that only the first zombie he fed the poisonous grass to was counted on his head, and he increased his mission points a little.

Anyone who is bitten and infected by this zombie and then turns into a zombie will no longer have additional tasks.

Hua Shier immediately decided to use this poisonous weed to create an ancient version of Resident Evil on Onigashima.

He had been to various places on the island in other worlds, so he used the portal to bring zombies to travel between the places he had been to in this world, and the island was filled with zombies overnight.

Zombies are more terrifying than zombies in some aspects. Although their attack power is not as strong as the latter, they are not afraid of sunlight and can continue to spread during the day, leaving no chance for survivors to breathe.

In just three days, the entire Japanese island turned into a doomsday scene from a zombie movie.

When the news of the destruction of the Vatican and the devastating attacks on John Bull and Gallic Rooster spread all over the world via telegram, the Onigashima Imperial Palace was breached and submerged by a wave of zombies at the same time.
At this point, Ghost Island became a real ghost island, and all the humanoid objects wandering on the island became zombies.

Hua Twelve was very relieved to see this scene. At this point in time in this world, transportation was not convenient, so there was no need to worry about zombies spreading outside the ghost island. Generally, scavenging birds that accidentally ate zombie meat would lose their feathers after being infected and unable to leave the ghost island. What awaited the zombies on the ghost island was the exhaustion of cell energy and the slow decay over time.

Hua Shier feels that in the future, when I deal with ghost islands in other worlds, I can also use the Grass of Life and Death. My mother won’t have to worry about my studies anymore. It’s so easy.

In the next few days, countries such as the United States, Russia, Austria, and Italy began to sweep over one by one. As for Hans Cat, it is still Prussia now. It will have to wait for a while until King William I of Prussia is crowned emperor in the Palace of Versailles before the Hans Cat Empire will be established.

But now the world situation will change because of someone, and Hans the Cat may not have this opportunity.

It is worth mentioning that when Hua Shier was eliminating the high-level officials of the Aoxion Empire, he encountered vampires again and was assassinated by these dark creatures.

He heard a piece of news from the captured werewolf that the ancestor of vampires, Dracula, was not dead, and the assassination against him was arranged by Dracula, who was currently hiding in Budapest, the capital of the Oxbear Empire.

After Hua Shier heard the news, he found Van Helsing, who was drunk all day long after the destruction of the Vatican, and told him the news, wanting Van Helsing to fight with Dracula.

Even if Van Helsing is no match for him, he must find Dracula so that Hua Twelve can take action.

Van Helsing sneered and said, "Now I want to kill you instead of Dracula."

Hua Twelve stretched out a finger and shot Van Helsing in the head. Damn, it wasn't me who started the trouble first. John Bull and the Vatican joined forces to let the Western countries steal the fortune of Kyushu. Not to mention that other Western powers were not involved or knew about it, why didn't he believe it?

What's wrong with just a little counterattack?
Since Van Helsing can't tell right from wrong, there's no need to keep him. After all, the head follows the butt. It's normal for people to have different skin colors and different standpoints. People who are not of my race must have different hearts. So what's the point of keeping him?

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After killing Van Helsing, Hua Twelve also used corpse powder. Well, he is so arrogant!
The revenge for the assassination must be taken. Van Helsing is disabled, so Hua Twelve plans to do it himself. But when he comes to Europe again, before he can find Dracula, the latter sends him a letter with a little bat.

Hua Twelve immediately asked Leopard Head to grab the bat and ordered him to keep exerting force and shaking it vigorously to put some pressure on the little bat. At the same time, he ordered:
"Change back and talk to me!"

Bat: Squeak!

Hua Twelve sneered, saying he was a real man, and asked Leopard Head to crush the bat to death.

With a bang, Leopard Head grabbed the bat and exploded it, leaving his hands covered in blood.

Someone in the distance shouted, "That really is a bat!"

Hua Twelve: "Leopard Head, stay away from me, there might be a virus!"

Leopard head: “.”

Well, Hua Twelve is not afraid of the virus, but I feel a little disgusted. Leopard Head even pinched bats. Eh.
Leopard head: “.”

Hua Twelve didn't have time to care about Leopard Head's feelings. He turned around to look for the person who had just spoken, and saw hundreds of bats fleeing in all directions. He didn't know which one was a vampire. He pointed his finger, and the Yin-Yang swords came out together. In an instant, all the bats within his sight were killed by the flying swords, and turned into ashes under the impact of the sword energy.

He opened the wax seal on the letter and took out a letter written in Chinese characters. Hua Twelve took a look at the signature at the end, which turned out to be "Vlad Tepesh Dracula"

Hua Shier found it very strange that Dracula could actually write Chinese characters. After reading the content of the letter, he found that it was a letter full of warnings.

In the letter, Dracula told Hua Twelve that he had established the Dark Parliament in the West and became the ruler of Europe. He warned Hua Twelve not to cause trouble in the Western world again. He would not pursue the previous events, but if Hua Twelve dared to cause trouble like John Bull and the Gallic Rooster again, as a vampire king, he would never let Hua Twelve have an easy time!
After reading the letter, Hua Shier agreed with it deeply. He strongly supported Dracula's behavior of showing off to him. It would be better for him to come out and teach him a lesson. You know, his Yin-Yang Swords and Moon Golden Wheel have been thirsty for a long time.

He immediately released the magic door and called the militia over, and started looting in Budapest of the Aoxion Empire during the day. Oh no, to be more precise, he was just helping the people of the Aoxion Empire to keep their property.

When night fell, Hua Shier asked the militia to go back through the Anywhere Door. He stood on the Royal Palace in Budapest and sent a message to the whole of Budapest:
"Dracula, come out and fight me if you dare!"

In an instant, countless birds throughout Budapest were startled and flew away. Thousands of crows flew across the night sky, making terrifying and shrill cries.

Hundreds of black figures were rushing along the Szechenyi Chain Bridge from the other end. In Erlang Shen's eyes, they were tall and strong giant wolves.

There were strange laughter coming from all around, and among the crows in the sky, dozens of witches in black appeared on brooms and circled around the Castle Hill.

On the other side, groups of bats landed around the palace and turned into handsome men and beautiful women dressed as gentlemen. The common feature was that their faces were pale, as if they were malnourished.

A group of palm-sized bats flew from the horizon and landed on the green dome on the other side of the palace. The sky suddenly changed, and black clouds came from the horizon, covering the entire Budapest.

After the bats landed on the dome, they combined into a handsome middle-aged white man with a smug smile on his face:

"Young man, you're looking for me?"

"Are you Dracula?"

Hua Shier took out the letter and said, "You wrote this letter. Do you know Chinese characters?"

Dracula suddenly realized something, and then said as a matter of course: "I am Dracula, and I wrote this letter. As for the Chinese characters?"

He chuckled:
"For an old guy who has lived for hundreds of years, it is normal to master multiple languages ​​and scripts. What's so strange about this?"

"By the way, you are the Chinese who turned Europe upside down? I didn't expect you to be so young! I heard that you are very capable. Consider becoming my servant!"

Hua Twelve was amused by his words: "A little bat actually wants to take me as his servant, what are you thinking?"

After he finished speaking, the Moon Wheel and the Yin-Yang Swords came out at the same time, and in an instant, blood began to spurt out of the vampires, werewolves, and black witches around them.

Then, bang, bang, bang, clouds of blood mist exploded. All the dark creatures hit by the Moon Golden Wheel and the Yin-Yang Swords were impacted by the sword energy carried by the magic weapons. They were destroyed at the cellular level and turned into clouds of blood mist.

"You're looking for death!" Seeing this, Dracula roared, showing his fangs, and pounced on Hua Twelve like lightning.

Hua Twelve stretched out his hands and pushed forward: "Lightning Thunder Fist!"

Two lightning bolts like thunder from the sky merged together and hit Dracula. Dracula, who was flying in the air, could be seen with his skeleton when he was struck by lightning.

Before Dracula, who was covered in smoke, could come to his senses, Hua Twelve had already arrived in front of him, stretched out his hand, grabbed his neck, and activated the "Spiritual Treasure Innate Sword Qi" in his body, directly blocking the energy in Dracula's body.

At this time, Dracula turned into little Dracula, his eyes full of panic.

"Who are you? This is definitely not an ordinary power."

Hua Twelve smiled faintly: "Little Bat, I still need a butler. Do you speak London accent?"

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.

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