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Chapter 1075: Three Exorcists? I am invincible! (Please subscribe!)

"Little brother, the pig head is mine!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the tiger with the drooping forehead suddenly turned into stars and dissipated like an illusion, revealing a sturdy man with a tiger-shaped fist stance.

The colorful tiger with a hanging forehead just now was actually created by this man who condensed his fist power and turned the virtual into the real!
Of the three great exorcists, the Big Dipper Five Elements Fist!

At this time, someone snorted coldly: "Five Elements Fist, you are so arrogant, can you afford 150,000 taels of silver? I want this pig's head!"

Suddenly, the sky darkened and a huge foot fell from the sky. Miss Duan, who was chasing after them, fixed her eyes:
"Secret Sect's Big Footprints?"

Yan Chixia, who had caught up, shook his head and corrected him: "It's the Heavenly Can Foot!"

boom!
After the huge foot landed, it left a huge footprint on the ground. Then suddenly the huge foot retracted, and an old man with white beard and hair, leaning on a crutch appeared in front of everyone.

Ning Caichen, Chen Xuanzang and the little Taoist nun Yunlei ran slower and just ran out of the cave. They happened to see the huge foot falling from the sky and the remains of the wild boar demon on the ground. They were so shocked that they couldn't speak.

The old man with crutches was wearing a linen cloak. One of his legs was intact, while the other foot from the calf down was the size of a baby's calf, as if it had not developed since birth.

Among the three great exorcists, the one with the crippling foot!

Miss Duan looked incredulous: "Is this the famous Heavenly Can Foot?"

The old man smiled proudly: "It's just the kindness of my friends in the exorcist world!"

Wu Xing Quan pointed to the Heavenly Cripple Kick and said in a Shandong accent:

"Tian Canjiao, why do you always snatch food from me? You know it's wrong to do this!"

Tian Canjiao chuckled: "We all came here following the evil spirit, how can you say that I am stealing your food? Besides, who wouldn't want 150,000 taels of silver!"

Wu Xing Quan waved his hand and said, "Don't say so much useless things. Otherwise, let's fight each other first!"

As the two were talking, they were about to rush forward, but a cold light came from far away, and it turned out to be a flying sword, which came with a whistling aura, and passed between the two of them, forcing them to retreat again and again.

After the flying sword separated the two people, it continued to move forward, forcing back a figure who was about to take advantage of the chaos to attack Pig Head. Then it made a circle and flew back to where it came from.

The one who planned to steal the pig's head during the chaos was Miss Duan.

At this moment, she was being stared at by everyone. She smoothed her hair by her ears awkwardly, then spread her hands and smiled:
"I see that no one wants such a big pig head lying here, so I want to take it home and make soup with it!"

The Five Elements Fist pointed at her and said, "If you dare to touch my pig head, I will punch you to death!"

Tiancanjiao was rather reserved. He did not say anything, but just shook his baby-thick calf threateningly. The calf was quite elastic and bounced back and forth.

Chen Xuanzang burst out laughing, and when he saw everyone looking over, he quickly covered his mouth. Then he glanced at Tian Canjiao's calf and burst out laughing again.

Tian Canjiao's face turned black; "You discriminate against me? You discriminate against disabled people!"

Chen Xuanzang quickly explained: "No, I am a monk, how could I discriminate against disabled people!" After saying that, he took another look at the other person's elastic calves and burst out laughing again.

Tian Canjiao: "You said you didn't, then why are you laughing!"

Chen Xuanzang: "My wife is giving birth to a child, how can I be happy!"

Tian Can Jiao wanted to say something, but Wu Xing Quan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Tian Can Jiao, are you done yet?"

A voice came from the direction where the flying sword came from: "That's right, you've forced a monk to give birth to a child, what else do you want!"

As the words were spoken, four figures in white clothes appeared in the distance, carrying a bamboo chair and walking towards this side while scattering flower petals. The words just now were spoken by the person sitting on the bamboo chair.

When they got closer, everyone could see clearly that the person sitting on the bamboo chair was a young man in white, and the four people carrying the bamboo chair in fluttering white clothes were four old ladies who were no longer pretty.

Wu Xing Quan raised his eyebrows: "I was wondering who it was, isn't this Mr. Kong Xu!"

Tian Canjiao also said: "People say that Master Kongxu's swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world. Why, do you also want this pig's head?"

Mr. Kongxu smiled and spread his hands: "It can't be helped. Look at me, I have to find someone to carry the sedan chair and throw flowers. Which one doesn't cost money?"

After he finished speaking, he turned to the old woman beside him and said, "Be low-key and don't throw away the flowers!"

The old woman asked in confusion: "Boss, didn't you tell us to throw it away?"

Mr. Kongxu coughed repeatedly and winked at the old woman, who then asked:
"What do you mean by coughing? Are you going to throw it away or not? If you don't throw it away, you still have to pay me!"

Everyone saw that Mr. Kongxu had failed to show off, and couldn't help but smile. Wu Xing Quan said exaggeratedly: "Mr. Kongxu, where did you pull these four old onions from?"

Mr. Kongxu said helplessly: "We are lucky to find these four in the wild mountains and wilderness!"

Tian Canjiao said speechlessly: "Then why don't you take a few steps yourself!"

Mr. Kongxu pretended to be cool: "I walk just like you guys, who am I? I am Kongxu."

The old onion next to him corrected him: "Look at your complexion, you have kidney deficiency!"

Kongxu immediately became anxious: "I am empty, empty, I have taken good care of my kidneys, how could they be empty!"

"Hey, have you guys made enough of this? You didn't kill the pig demon. You three are known as the three great exorcists. You don't want to get something for nothing and grab this pig's head, do you?"

Miss Duan looked around with her big eyes, looking alert.

The Five Elements Fist arrived first, and when he knew that the pig demon was killed by Hua Twelve, he immediately made a "tsk" sound:
"Speaking of others, aren't you the same?"

Miss Duan raised her chin and said, "I squat to pee. Do you squat to pee too?"

What she meant was that I, a woman, was trying to take advantage of you, men, and you claim to be the three great masters. Do you have any shame?

Wu Xing Quan and Tian Can Jiao were both a little guilty and didn't say anything. Master Kong Xu raised his hand and said seriously:
"I pee sitting down!"

After saying that, she pointed to the bottom of the bamboo chair he was sitting on and said, "There's a lid here. I don't usually have to get up. When I need to go to the bathroom, it's very convenient!"

The Five Elements Fist and the Heavenly Cruel Kick spat at the same time: "Pooh!"

Miss Duan took off the gold bracelet on her wrist and said, "Damn it, you don't even care about your dignity. What else is there to say? Let's have a fight. Whoever wins gets the pig's head!"

Five Elements Fist and Heavenly Cruel Kick nodded at the same time:
"Exactly what I want!"

The Five Elements Fist took the stance of the Mantis Fist, and his fist transformed into a shape, immediately condensing into a giant green mantis, with two swords ready to go.

The baby's feet, which were born with a disabled leg, also began to tremble rapidly, as if they were about to start at any time.

Master Kongxu took out a book-sized sword case with a serious look on his face.

But at this critical moment, a lunatic jumped out and started singing:
"Children, children, why are you so bad? You use crutches, rob people, and need four old ladies to carry your sedan chair."

With a slap in the face, the man singing the nursery rhyme fell to the ground.

Wu Xing Quan looked disgusted: "Where did this psychopath come from!"

That’s right, the lunatic who jumped out to sing the nursery rhyme was Chen Xuanzang.

Tian Canjiao spat a mouthful of sticky phlegm directly on Chen Xuanzang's face:
"Did I use my crutches to rob and eat your rice?" Mr. Kongxu cursed, "You deserve it. I hired an old lady to carry the sedan chair. What's wrong with you?"

Chen Xuanzang lay on the ground and said sincerely:
"No, listen to me, we should use love to influence the monsters, don't always shout and kill. Also, it's wrong to kill the monsters directly for money. We should use love to influence them."

Miss Duan walked over, grabbed Chen Xuanzang's instant noodle head, and threw it out:
"Get lost, kid. If you keep whining like a woman, I'll punch you to death!"

The person who was causing the trouble was dragged away. The four expert exorcists on the field stood in the east, south, west and north respectively, wary of each other and releasing a strong desire to fight.

The night wind blew gently, carrying a few leaves, and floated between the four people. In a flash, the leaves were first cut in two by Mr. Kongxu's sword intent, and then shattered into dust by the fighting spirit burst out by the four masters.

Yan Chixia, who was watching the excitement from the side, asked Hua Twelve in a low voice: "You just watched them kill each other?"

Hua Twelve smiled faintly and whispered in the same tone: "The masters always appear last, these guys are just kids playing house, let them make the first move!"

Wu Xing Quan glanced at Miss Duan and said, "Girl, you are a nobody, so don't get involved. When I get 150,000 taels of silver, how about I give you 500 taels?"

Tian Canjiao snorted coldly: "Add a hundred!"

Mr. Kongxu: "Add one hundred and fifty!"

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Miss Duan spat: "You are just sending away beggars. I want them all!"

As she spoke, she took the initiative to attack. The gold bracelets on her hands turned into thousands. She waved her hands continuously, and the thousands of gold bracelets attacked the three people like machine guns.

Five Elements Fist, Two-handed Mantis Fist, the mantis shadow instantly turned into reality, and a huge jade mantis more than two meters tall appeared, waving two swords, clanging, knocking down all the golden rings that attacked him,
Tiancanjiao jumped up directly and said: "Have you seen a kick that falls from the sky? Look at my Tiancanjiao!"

He was in mid-air, and his originally baby-sized calves suddenly grew larger, with his feet blocking out the sun. He stepped down on the other three people who were trying to fight for the pig's head.

Mr. Kongxu sighed softly: "I originally wanted to turn my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon is not empty."

The old lady at the side said: "You have kidney deficiency!"

Mr. Kongxu didn't have time to argue with the old woman. He opened the book-sized sword box, which contained several miniature swords. He flicked his fingernails and two small swords were ejected from the sword box, which swelled in the wind.

Then Master Kongxu gently stirred the golden rings that were hitting him with his right index finger. The two flying swords twisted in front of him and crushed all the attacking golden rings into golden sand, which then dissipated into nothingness.

Master Kongxu changed his index finger from stirring to pointing upwards, and the two flying swords turned upwards, and pierced through the big feet that had just come down from covering the sky and the sun, leaving two bloody holes on Tiancan's feet.

Tiancan's foot was injured, and his magical power was immediately broken. He covered the foot that had turned into a baby's foot again, and fell to the ground crying like a child:
"My feet are pierced, my feet, my feet are pierced, my feet"

Master Kongxu ignored the Tiancan Kick and extended his middle finger, index finger and middle finger of his right hand again. The two fingers moved forward, with the index finger pointing at the Beidou Five-Shape Fist and the middle finger pointing at Miss Duan who was continuously sending out golden bracelets.

The two flying swords that pierced Tiancan's foot swooped down in an instant, one sword attacked the Big Dipper Five-Shape Fist, and the other flying sword attacked Miss Duan with the golden bracelet.

The Five Elements Fist changed into five kinds of boxing styles in succession, tiger, mantis, brown bear, cheetah and eagle, and finally bounced back Mr. Kongxu's flying sword.

But seeing how he was sweating profusely, you could tell that it was just a forced attack. If he did that again, the Five Elements Fist would probably fail!
The same happened to Miss Duan. The thousands of golden bracelets finally stopped Mr. Kongxu's flying sword in front of her and bounced it back. But judging from his expression, he had used all his strength and was afraid that he would not be able to block the second attack.

Mr. Kongxu still had some grace. He let the two flying swords revolve around him and did not continue to attack. Instead, he smiled triumphantly:

"Well, do you want to continue fighting?"

Wu Xing Quan pondered for a moment and took a step back: "These 150,000 taels of silver are really not that easy to get. Mr. Shenxu is worthy of his reputation. I quit!"

The old lady next to Mr. Kongxu covered her mouth and laughed secretly: "I said it was kidney deficiency!"

Mr. Kongxu shouted at Wuxingquan angrily: "I am Mr. Shenxu, not Kongxu. I am Shenxu, not Kongxu. No, it's Kongxu, not Shenxu."

Wu Xing Quan waved his hand and said, "It's just a lie anyway. You don't need to explain so much to me. I'm not your wife!"

Kongxu glared at the guy unhappily and said, "I don't want to talk to you any more. Miss, do you want to continue?"

The second half of his sentence was addressed to Miss Duan.

Miss Duan took a deep breath and said, "People say you have kidney deficiency. What if you are exhausted in a few seconds? I will definitely take this pig's head!"

Kongxu shook his head and said, "It's hard to persuade a damned ghost with good words. Since you insist on doing this, I will let you see my kidney deficiency. No, it's the power of my Kongxu swordsmanship."

He pointed at Miss Duan again, and the flying sword attacked again. This time, its power was more than twice as strong as before. It was obvious that Kong Xu was the man but not the sword. Miss Duan's plan to wait for him to be empty was wrong.

Miss Duan threw out golden bracelets in both hands, and the golden bracelets once again turned into thousands, hitting the blade of the flying sword with a clanging sound, but still could not stop the speed of the flying sword.

Just as the flying sword was about to pierce Miss Duan's forehead and she was about to close her eyes in despair, a hand as white as jade reached out from the side. Unafraid of the sharpness of the sword, it directly grasped the blade, preventing the flying sword from moving forward at all.

Even though the magic sword struggled and rang smartly under the control of Master Kongxu, it was still unable to escape the control of that hand.

After waiting for a while and finding that she was not injured by the flying sword, Miss Duan opened her eyes and saw the moonlight shining on the handsome face of the man in front of her, making him look so handsome that he was smoking. The man who rescued her was Hua Twelve.

At this moment, she felt she was in love.

"He's so handsome!"

These words were not said by Miss Duan, but she felt that someone had expressed her inner thoughts at that moment. Turning her head to look over, she saw that the one who was flattering her was naturally the female Taoist priest Yun Lei, the infatuated girl with her hands clasped together.

When Master Kongxu saw that his invincible flying sword was caught by someone, he panicked:

"Let go of my baby!!!"

Hua Twelve quickly let go and shook it off in disgust: "It's just a flying sword, what you said is so disgusting!"

Mr. Kongxu looked solemn: "So there are masters out there!"

Wu Xing Quan reminded him: "He was the one who killed the pig demon with one punch!"

Master Kongxu flicked his fingers repeatedly, and this time all nine flying swords in the sword box popped out:
"Since you are a master, I will let you see the strongest secret of my Nine Void Swords. Thousand Years... Sorry, it's the Nine Swords combined into one!"

This time he controlled the flying swords with both hands. He put his hands together and stabbed forward. The nine flying swords snapped together in the air like Transformers and turned into a huge flying sword, which locked onto Hua Twelve and attacked directly.

Hua Shier did not dodge or evade, but took a step forward. As luck would have it, his kick landed right on Tian Canjiao's calf, breaking it with a snap. Then, amid Tian Canjiao's heart-wrenching screams, he punched the giant sword.

In the original plot, the Nine Swords of Emptiness broke the Golden Cudgel into pieces. Finally, Sun Wukong used his Vajra Body to fight against the Nine Swords of Emptiness, and only then did the nine swords break. Hua Shier also wanted to try his fist to see if it was as hard as the Monkey King's body.

As for being beheaded on the spot, he never thought about it. Not to mention his body of steel, he also had the blessing of immortality in the middle of the night. Who could kill him!
boom!
With one punch, the nine swords were shattered, and a three-inch deep blood mark appeared on Hua Twelve's fist.

But the bloodstain healed in the blink of an eye.

Kongxu's eyes widened in disbelief: "How is this possible? I am really Kongxu, not Shenxu. This sword is indestructible, how could it break?!"

Hua Twelve walked over and kicked Master Kongxu in the dantian, directly destroying his cultivation:

"Don't be an exorcist anymore. It's too dangerous for your kidney deficiency!"

He turned to look at the Five Elements Fist, who sensed danger and turned to run away. Hua Twelve chased him and broke his limbs:
"Take good care of your injuries, and you'll still be a brave man in half a year!"

In this battle, he crushed the Heaven-Broken Foot, broke the Five Elements Fist, and exploded the Shenxu Dantian with a kick, thus crippling the three great exorcists in one fell swoop. This also indirectly saved their lives from Sun Wukong, and he should have no problem completing the second mission.

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